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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me - 1999 Movie Quotes

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2946 Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing! (full quote)
3225 Mommy, can I have some chocolates..I want some Mars bars (full quote)
3419 Kiss my ass,Powers! (full quote)
4055 I will call it 'The Allen Parsons Project' (full quote)
4049 I PUT THE GRRR IN SWINGER, baby!!!! (full quote)
4049 This coffee smells like shit! (full quote)
4049 I shall call him, MINI ME!!! (full quote)
4049 No! We do not gnaw our kitty. NO! (full quote)
4049 Once you've had fat, you never go back!! (full quote)
4049 Don't go there girlfriend! (full quote)
4049 Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport. It was better than Citibank (full quote)
4049 You complete me. (full quote)
4049 Shall we shag now or shall we shag later? (full quote)
4049 machinegun Jublies? How'd I miss those? (full quote)
4049 How about a hug?.... No? How about a hot pocket? (full quote)
4049 Scott, you just aren't evil enough, you're semi-evil, you're quasi-evil, you're the margarine of evil, you're the diet soda of evil, just one calarie, but not quite evil enough (full quote)
4049 Get in my belly (full quote)
4049 I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs (full quote)
4049 Mini Me, are you hungry? Want something to eat? A Hot Pocket? An eggo? NO, we do not gnaw on our kitty. Just pet him, stroke him, love him. (full quote)
4049 I've turned the moon into what I like to call a Death Star (full quote)
4049 Look at me, I'm dead sexy! (full quote)
3419 I'm dead sexy! Look at my sexy body! (full quote)
4192 10 million dollars (full quote)
  I've got bigger chunks of corn in me crap (full quote)
4520 1) Mister president are you suggesting that we blow up the moon? 2) Would you miss it? (full quote)
  You don't like to talk much? Hm? Yeah, Sleepy Pee Pee. (full quote)
5239 Get in my BELLY! (full quote)
5239 I'm dead sexy...You were crap! (full quote)
5337 I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey (full quote)
ibarb Johnson (full quote)
  Mini-Me, stop humping the laser. God, why don't you and the great big laser get a frickin' room. (full quote)
3419 Two of my assasins are dead! I will not tolerate failure! I'm the man who will maintain the dignity of this evil organization! (full quote)
5606 Oh, I'm gettin' all emotional. (full quote)
3419 A trillion is more than a billion,numnuts! (full quote)
5553 You gonna cry, you gonna squirt some, huh? (full quote)
3419 Felicity:Austin Powers I presume. Austin:Powers by name,powers by reputation. Felicity:Felicity Shagwell,CIA. Shagwell by name,shag very well by reputation. Austin:Oh behave! Felicity:Not if I can help it! (both burst out laughing) (full quote)
4066 1. Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. 2. What is it son? 1. I don't know sir, but it look like a giant.. 3. Dick! Dick, take a look out the starboard... 4. Oh my God, it looks like a huge.. 5. Pecker! 6. Where? 5. Over there. What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's.. 7. Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long smooth shaft complete with... 8. Two balls! What is that? It look like an enormous.. 2. Johnson! 1. Yes, sir? 2. Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this. (full quote)
4066 Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and your a dope? (full quote)
4066 Don't mess with me. I am one crazy mo fo. I once popped a cop because he wasn't giving my props in Oak town.. I've heard that somewhere. (full quote)
878 1.) I will never love another man. 2.) Yes....that is true. (full quote)
  Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch! (full quote)
  Its what we call a LASER (full quote)
  tear? Nothing? (full quote)
  Sexy man, sexy man...eatin' like a sexy man can... (full quote)
  But what does it all mean, Basil? (full quote)
  No, we don't gnaw on our kitty. (full quote)
  I'v got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey! (full quote)
  He's biting me! He's biting me! The fucker is biting me! (full quote)
  Dr.Evil: Don't mess with me you crazy mofo, I once popped a cop for not giving me my props in Oaktown!....I've heard that somewhere... (full quote)
  SILENCE! I will not tolerate your insolence! (full quote)
  SILENCE! I will not tolerate your insolence! (full quote)
  Shag well by name, shag very well by reputation! (full quote)
  Get in mah bellay! (full quote)
  Mini-Me you complete me! I love you! (Evil points at mini me) (me me points at himself and mimes 'me'?) Evil: You. (full quote)
  Why don't you call it Operation Wang Chung, ass? Or Operation Bananarama? (full quote)
  You're one groovy (full quote)
  Mini-Me not feeling well? Got an ear infuctions, tits ok, he has to take a pill every half whore. Taken from the delete scenes off of the DVD. (full quote)
  how about no scott OK! (full quote)
  ive got more chins than a chinese phone book (full quote)
  Well i ain't a baby (full quote)
  CHILLY, baby back ribs (full quote)
  would you like to have a suckle of my zipple (full quote)
  The shear mechanice are mind boggling! (full quote)
  Oh Mr. English Sergeant telling me to loose weight! Well listen here! I ate a baby! Oh aye! A baby! The other, other white meat! Baby! It's what's for dinner! (full quote)
  machine gun Jubblies!? How'd i miss those babay? (full quote)
  Scott: If you have a time machine why don't you go back in time and kill Austin powers while he is on the crapper or somthing! Dr. Evil: How about... no Scott. Ok? (full quote)
  FAT BASTARD: I've got more chins than a chinese phone book (full quote)
  It's a bit nutty! (full quote)
878 1.) I will never love another man. 2.) Yes....that is true. (full quote)
1023 First things first. Where's your shitter? I've gotta crap on deck that could choke a donkey. (full quote)
3225 1) Do you know how we keep warm in Russia? 2) Ho ho ho, I can guess baby 1) We play chess 2) I guessed wrong (full quote)
3225 1) Who are you, baby? 2) Ivana. Ivana Humpalot 1) Excuse me 2) Ivana Humpalot 1) And Ivana toilet made out of solid gold but that's not in the cards now is it? (full quote)
3225 If anything should happen to you I don't know what I would do. I'd probably move on and get another replica but there would be a ten minute period where I would just be inconsolable (full quote)
3419 Why don't you just call it Operation Wang Chung,ass? (full quote)
3419 You shut your mouth you bastard!.....Who is fat! (full quote)
3419 Oh my God! Fat Bastard left a floater! In the name of all things sacred,that is the most foul smelling thing ever! (full quote)
5033 Show me the money. Show me the money. What money? You had me at hello tear. Jerry Maguire won't come out foranother thirty years. Nobody knows what your talking about ass. (full quote)
6392 Why won't you die?!?! (full quote)
clarkins And I'm spent. (full quote)
clarkins Oh my God. Fat Bastard left a floater. (full quote)
6890 mini-me stop humping the lazer! (full quote)
7220 aww look at him... he is so small.... he looks like a dog or something.. (full quote)
7220 Ahhhh! you shot me you A-hole! (full quote)
7712 This coffee smells like shit! It is shit austin! Its a bit nutty. (full quote)
7869 machine gun jobblies? How did I miss those baby? (full quote)
8190 DR. EVIL: Number 2 you look so healthy and youthful. Frau, you look so... righhhhht. (full quote)
8217 Aww..poor bugger (full quote)
8217 Dr.Evil-You know what Scott, you had your chance. I already had someone created in my image. He's evil, wants to take over the world, and fits easily into most overhead storage bins. Scott- What? HIM? He's like a vicious little chihuahua thing!! He'll probably kill me the first chance he gets. Dr.Evil-probably. (full quote)
8487 1) (stating the absolute obvious) Vanessa!! You're a Fembot!! 2) No shit, Sherlock! (full quote)
8487 My name's Ivanna. Ivanna Humpalot. (full quote)
8715 why make trillions when you can make BILLIONS? - a Trillion is more then a Billion, numb nuts!!!! (full quote)
9688 We're in a volcano! Surrounded by liquid hot MAG-MA! (full quote)
10047 It's called a Belgian dip. (full quote)
10335 You complete me (full quote)
10945 Felicity, what do you think of my shagpad baby? It's amazing Austin...Make yourself at home. (Looks at picture) Hang a tic, that's how my mojo was stolin...FAT BASTARD. Oh she's a secret agent shes not interested in shagging.....Please God, Spectical Testicals Wallet and Watch. (full quote)
11271 Dr. Evil: Now, where's my mojo? Fat Bastard: First thing's first, where's your shitter? I got a turtle-head pokin out. OH ay, it's squinchy. Oh Christ I'm gettin all emotional from it ya know... (full quote)
11442 Would somebody put a frickin' bell on him or something? (full quote)
12076 I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain! Get in my belly! (full quote)
13204 Do you want to wear the daddy pants number too? Huh? Are you going to cry? Are you going to cry? (full quote)
13204 We call it the Belgian Dip (full quote)
13204 He kinda looks like a baby (full quote)
13204 baby, the other, other white meat (full quote)
13204 All I asked for was a frickin' rotating chair! (full quote)
13204 1) this kinda tastes like shit. 2) It is shit 1) Oh good, it's not just me (full quote)
13204 He left a floater! (full quote)
13204 1)How do you get into those pants? 2)You could start by buying me a drink. (full quote)
13359 Dr Evil: I need an old priest and a young priest. The Power of christ compels you! The power of christ compels you! (Chair stops spinning) OK felling a little sick, gonna vom. . (full quote)
13359 Dr Evil: Dont be scared Mini Me (full quote)
13359 Dr Evil: OUCH! You shot me you A-Hole! (full quote)
13657 are you going to shed a tear number 2 (full quote)
13768 Dr. Evil: Number 2 you look so healthy and youthful. And Frau you look so.....right. (full quote)
14345 Zip it! Zip it! Zip it!! (full quote)
14345 Woah! It looks like a giant--WANG! Pay attention! (full quote)
14345 (singing) what if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us...bloo bloo bloo bloo bloo bloo bloo... (full quote)
14345 1)I would like...100 billion dollars! (everybody laughs) 2)Hey, this is 1969, that kind of money doesn't even exist! (mocking) I'd like a million bajillion dollars! (full quote)
14345 I haven't seen my dick in 2 years, I got more chins than a Chineese phone book, I eat because I'm unhappy...and I'm unhappy because I eat. (full quote)
14428 This is ri-goddamn-diculous (full quote)
14596 From the moment I heard frow, say I had a clone, I knew that I'd be safe cuz I'd never be alone. An Evil doctor shouldnt speak a lot about his fealings, my heart and my brain dont make me too appealing. I hoped Scott, would look up to me, run the buisness of the family. Head an evil empire just like his dear old dad. Give him my love and the things I never had. But Scott rejected me-Si La Vi-life is crule, treat you unfairly. Even so, a god there must be. Mini Me, you compleat me. (full quote)
18106 Will somebody put a freakin bell on him? (full quote)
18106 Get in my Belly (full quote)
  A billion is more then a million-ass. (full quote)
  fat bastard: wait a minute...he kinda looks like a baby..come here im gonna eat bigger than u im higher on the food chain...get in my belly..c'mon! (full quote)
  fat bastard - of course me no happy...look at me im a big fat slob...ive got bigger titties than u do...ive got more chins than a chinese fone book...i have not seen my willy in over 2 yrs which is long enough to declare legally dead...i cant stop eating..i eat b/c im unhappy..and im unhappy b/c i eat...its a vicious cycle (full quote)
  dr. evil : mini me...r u hungry? no? not even a hot-pocket? an eggo? no? (full quote)
  ur a tiger....ur a IIamma (full quote)
  ivhanna humpalot : oooooh! hairy like animal! (full quote)
  Mini Me? Mini Me,where are you? Can someone put a frekin bell on him or something?! (full quote)
  mini me stop humping the lazer why dont you and the lazer get a frickin room (full quote)
  TALKING ABOUT HIS Chair~ I need an old priest and a young priest~ the power of crist compels you the power of christ compels you (full quote)
  I got more chins than a chinese phonebook (full quote)
  Mini Me, stop humping the laser. (full quote)
  well what is it baby? spits or swallows? (full quote)
  Austin: Machine gun jublies! How'd i miss those? Vanessa: It's called foreplay (full quote)
  that really hurt! what kind of idiot throws a shoe i mean honestly! (full quote)
  will someone put a friken bell on him?! (full quote)
  V: do you smoke after sex? A: I dont know I have never looked! BOTH HAHA (full quote)
  I've got a turtle head pokin out! (full quote)
  Ass! (full quote)
  Felicity: Mr. Powers, I Presume... Austin: Powers by name... powers by reputation! Felicity: Felicity Shagwell... C.I.A... Shagwell by name; shag very well, by reputation! Austin: Oh Behave Baby! Felicity: Not it I can help it! (full quote)
  he weighs a metric tonne his name Fat Basterd (full quote)
  i need a young priest and an old priest. (yells) the power of christ compels you... the power of christ compels you!!! o shit sick as a dog gonna vomit (full quote)
  I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap! (full quote)
  I'm dead sexy, look at my sexy body, yeaaa (full quote)
  baby! the other other white meat (full quote)
  Frau: 30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, etc. Dr. Evil: ok when the door closes, just say go...(door closes) Frau: GO!!!!! (full quote)
  yeah baby yeah!! (full quote)
  grr baby, very grr.. (full quote)
  do I make you horny baby? do I make you very randy? (full quote)
  alright, zip it. Zip it, zip. Ladies and gentleman of the jury Ex-zip-it A.. Look I'm zippy longstockings. When a problem comes along you you must zip it. Zip it good. Hie bla du wah mi sa heu iso-do. (undertitle: Zip it) Zip. Would you like to have a suckle of my zipple? Zip. Zip, Zip it, zip it. it! (full quote)
  Try the hotpockets, they're breathtaking (full quote)
  How about NO, you crazy dutch Bastard- dr.evil in goldmember (full quote)
  scott, i been a fricken evil doctor for fricken 30 years, cut me some fricken slack (full quote)
  Dr. Evil- YOU AIN'T ALL THAT AND A BAG OF POTATO CHIPS!!! (full quote)
  HEY, you kinda look like a baby!!! GET IN MY BELLY!!! (full quote)
  I wouldn't have sex with you even if you were the last man left on earth and we had to do it just for the sake of procreation, I still wouldn't have sex with you (full quote)
  I eat cause im not happy, and im not happy because eat, its a vicious cycle. (full quote)
  Of course im not happy Im a big fat hairy slob, ive got bigger tittes then you do ive got more chins than a chinese phone book, I aint seen my willie in three years which is long enough to declare a legal deed (full quote)
  I'm gonna go watch a moooovie. (full quote)
  son-i like animals, maybe i'll be a vet! dad-and evil vet? son-no. maybe like work in a petting zoo. dad-and *evil* petting zoo? son-YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!! (full quote)
  im dead sexy (full quote)
  He's the snake to my mongoose, or the mongoose to my snake, either way it's bad. I don't know animals. (full quote)
  Frau: Dr. Evil, I don't want this to interfere with our work. Dr Evil: Don't worry momma... things won't get weird. (full quote)
  1. Are you suggesting that we blow up the moon? 2. Well, would we miss it? (full quote)
  I've got your hood! I've got your hood! (full quote)
  what are you? Some kinda FREAAAK? (full quote)
  from the moment i heard frau, say i had a clone. i knew that id be safe cause id never be alone. an evil doctor shouldnt speak alot about his feelings. my hurt and my pain dont make me to appealing. i thought scott, would look up to me. run the business of the faimly. head an evil empire just like his dear old dad. give him my love and the things i never had. scott would think i was a cool guy. return the love i have, make me want to cry. 'be evil', but have my feelings too. change my life with oprah and mya angelo. but scott rejected me, c'est la vie. life is cruel treat u unfairly. even so a g-d there must be. mini me u complete me. (full quote)
  Mini Me, stop humping the laser! Mini Me- will somebody get him a frickin' room or something? (full quote)
  Yeah, baby, Yeah~! (full quote)
  Yeah, baby, Yeah~! (full quote)
  mini me, quit humping the laser, oh for god sakes get a freakin room (full quote)
  you're not all that and a bag of potatoe chips! (full quote)
  talk to the hand cause the face dont want to hear it anymore (full quote)
  Dont mess with me im one crazy mofo, i had to pop a cop cause he wasnt paying me my craps in ope-town.... no? i thought i heard that somewhere (full quote)
  Dont mess with me im one crazy mofo, i had to pop a cop cause he wasnt paying me my craps in ope-town.... no? i thought i heard that somewhere (full quote)
  1) Austin (breathing) I am your father 2)really? 1)no, not really. i can't back that up (full quote)
  he put roadkill in my bed! (full quote)
  I'm a sexy bitch!!!! (full quote)
  Because you're not quite evil enough. you're quasi evil. you're semi evil. you're the margarine of evil. you're the diet coke of evil. just one calorie, not just quite evil enough (full quote)
  Why not just call it operation bananaram!........ idiot (full quote)
  (austin,s and felicity,s romance moment get disturbed,when somebody knock they door.) voice:special delivery! (fat bastard broke the door when he come inside,and he,s have a gun.) fat bastard:suprise,suprise.hey baby,do you want to do it again? because if have get fat,you never wanna go back,haahahhaaa! austin:shut you mouth,you bastard...who is fat. fat bastard:oh,yeah. felicity:before you kill us,let me ask one question.are you happy? fat bastard:what kind of stupid question is that?im rich and dead-sexy! felicity:you didnt answer my question.are you happy? fat bastard:of course im no happy.look at me,i am big, fat sloob. i,ve got bigger tittyy,s then you do,and i got more chings then chiense born pig!i havent see my wheely over two years,it,s long enough to say it,s a legualy dea!(sighh..)i cant stop eating.i eat be cause im unhappy...(heavy sigghh...)and im unhappy because i eat,it,s wicth circel.if you excuse,theres some i have to get in toush him to forget.. myself(fat bastard fart)prooooooooo! austin:oh my god... fat bastard.sorry,i,s a long to do ahead...argh,hwo im kidding?imgonna kill you anyway(butt felicity have allready get ready to this and kick...RIGHT ON THE NUTTS! OOOOOOOOOH!RIGHT IN THE MOMMYDADDY-BUTTOM! felicity:that,s for calling me fat,you crappy. (fat bastard fall in the floor.) austin:no bab,he really is fat bastard,butt you shuoldnt knock him in the bells,it,s just not krickets... (full quote)
  1. I shall call it The Death Star 2. [snickers] 1. What? 2. Oh, nothing....Darth Dr. Evil: What? Scott: Oh nothing, Darth What? Scott: Oh nothing, Darth (full quote)
  Fat Bastard: first things first, where's your shitter? i got a turtle head pokin out. ~~ i've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey! christ i'm gettin all emotional (full quote)
  Whoopdeedoo Basil, what does it all mean? (full quote)
  Do cycloptic jack*ss (full quote)
  Get the stick! (full quote)
  From the moment i heard frow say i had a cloan, i knew that id be safe cus id never be alone,an evil doctor shouldnt speak aloud about his feelings but my hurt and my pain dont make me too apealin i hoped scott would look up 2 me run the business of the family, had an evil empire just like his dear old dad, give him my love and the things i never had,scott would think i was a cool guy return the love i have make me want to cry be evil but i have my feelins too, live my life with opera and mia angelou but scott regected me, c'est la vie life is cruel treat u unfarely even so a god there must be mini me you complete me (full quote)
  Woppty doo basil, BUT what DOES IT ALL MEAN?? (full quote)
  Ivana: Do you know how they keep warm in Russia? Austin: I can guess, baby. Ivana: We play chess. Austin: I guessed wrong. (full quote)
  Fat Bastard: First things first. Where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out. Dr. Evil: Charming. Fat Bastard: I'm not kidding. I gotta crap on deck that can choke a donkey. Ooh! it's sqiunchy. Christ, I'm getting all emotional from it. Dr. Evil: Riiiiiight. Fat Bastard, Can I have my mojo please? Fat Bastard: Where's my money. (mini-Me comes in with a briefcase full of money) Fat Bastard: Jesus Christ, he's tiny. I have bigger chunks of corn in my crap. (full quote)
  Austin: You're quite good on your feet Felicity: I'm even better off my feet. (full quote)
  Fat Bastard: First things first. Where's your shitter? I've got a turtlehead pockin' out. I'm no kiddin'. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Oh it's squighy. Oh christ I'm gettin' all emotinal from it. Jesus christ he's tinny, I've had bigger chuncks o' corn in ma crap. Wait a minute, he kinda looks like a baby. Come 'ere, I'm gonna eat ya. I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the foodchain. Get in my Belly. Come on. You're lucky wee man. Aah Dr. Evil, let me make you a deal alright; You get the mojo, you keep your money an' I'll get your babby. (full quote)
  honestly who throws a shoe? (full quote)
  Scott- Yes...I would love some chocolate ass-cream (full quote)
  Try the hot pockets, they're breathtaking. (full quote)
  would u like to have a sucle of my zippil (full quote)
  Why can't you just die? (full quote)
  you are the margarine of evil, the diet coke of evil. just one calorie, not evil enough! (full quote)
  it looks like you've been beaten with an ugly stick. (full quote)
1501 Now, create an interconnected series of tunnels like the Vietcong! (full quote)
8916 Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, Shag very well by reputation. (full quote)
10929 In Like Flint. (full quote)
10929 American Woman. (full quote)
10929 I'm A Believer. (full quote)
10929 I'll Never Fall In Love Again. (full quote)
14345 1)Come on, Mr. President. Show me the money. 2)What money? 1)Show me the money! Show me the money! You had me at hello. Tear. 3)Psst! This is 1969! Jerry Maguire doesn't come out in another 30 years! Nobody knows what you're talking about! Ass. (full quote)
14345 1)Talk to the hand cuz the face isn't listening. 2)Talk to what hand? Talk to your hand? 1)You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips. 2)What? 1)Don't go there, girlfriend. Mmm hmm! 3)You're an idiot. (full quote)
14345 Poor little bugger. (full quote)
14345 1)(in a Darth Vader voice) You must know this. Austin...I am your father. 2)Really? 1)(Regular voice) No, not really. (full quote)
14345 1)This coffee smells like shit! 2)It IS shit, Austin! 1)Oh good, then it wasn't just me. (drinks it) It's a bit nutty... (full quote)
15570 He's the snake to my mongoose...or the mongoose to my snake. Either way its bad. I don't know animals... (full quote)
18183 Im late..... (full quote)
18815 Spectacles, testicales, wallet, and watch! (full quote)
19454 Dr.Evil:Don't mess with me i'm one crazy mofo i had to pop a cop cause he wouldn't give me props in oaktown,no? I heard that somewhere. (full quote)
19656 Sorry I farted (full quote)
19686 Frau (shouting): SEND IN THE CLONE!!!!!! (full quote)
Rye I am about to travel back in time, I bid you all Adieu! (full quote)
20766 from the moment i heard frau say i had a clone, i knew i'd be safe 'cause i'd never be alone, an evil doctor shouldn't speak aloud about his feelings, my hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing, i knew scott would look up to me, share the love i have, make me wanna cry, be evil, but how bout feelings too, share my life with oprah, and myah angelou, but scott rejected me, saylavee, life is cruel, treat you unfairly, even so, a god their must be, mini-me, you complete me... (full quote)
20947 I eat because I'm unhappy. And I'm unhappy because I eat. (full quote)
22446 This is just regoddamndiculous! (full quote)
26039 How about no...Scott...okay? (full quote)
26497 Baby! The other, other white meat. Baby! It's whats for dinner. (full quote)
26497 Ok, thats enough Fat Bastard. As much as I love to see Austin Powers in pain, and I do, the thought of you naked is just gross. (full quote)
26497 F.Bastard:Ugh! what is that smell? Number 2: It's sulfur. We've got air freshener.(sprays pine air freshener) F.Bastard: Great. Now it smells like someone craped on a pine tree. (full quote)
26497 (Austin drinks a cup of poo thinking it was coffee) A:This tastes like sh**! B. Exposition: Thats because it is sh** Austin. A:Oh. (takes another sip)A little nutty. (full quote)
crowecat Those pants are skin tight, baby. How do you get into them? You could start by buying me a drink. (full quote)
riedelme I am damn sexy, You are crap! (full quote)
30585 I shall call him........Mini Me (full quote)
Penster Oh aye, baby. The other, other white meat. (full quote)
32223 Robin Swallows: You .. can't .. win .. Powers .. Austin Powers: Why won't you die??? (full quote)
37712 i shall call him mini me (full quote)
46800 The 70s and the 80s? I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That's about it. (full quote)
sar_bear84 Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. (full quote)