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Happiness - 1998 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
2402 #1: I am not laughing at you, I am laughing with you. #2: But I'm not laughing! (full quote)
8097 >Is it someone else? >No, it's just you. ....>You think I'm shit. Well you're shit. And I'm champagne (full quote)
vanilla I want kids that love me as much as I hated my mother. (full quote)
  DadNo, we made love...I f*cked them. sonwhat was it like? DadIt was...great. sonWould you do it again? DadYes sonWould you ever f*ck me? DadNo...I'd jerk off instead. (full quote)
The Raven It's just I'm... I'm so tired of being admired all the time. All these men I mean... they're all beautiful, artistic minds, great sex, the whole package, but hollow, you know what I mean? I feel nobody's really honest with me. Nobody wants me for me. (full quote)
The Raven Y'know, people are always putting New Jersey down. None of my friends can believe I live here. But that's because they don't get it: I'm living in a state of irony. (full quote)
The Raven Joe): what do you think would happen if I got him a professional... you know... Bill): A professional? Joe): Hooker. You know, the kind that can teach things... first-timers, you know... break him in. Bill): But Joe, he's 11. Joe): You're right, you're right. It's too late. (full quote)
The Raven You know I wish you had told me this twenty years ago. Now I'm gonna have to get another FUCKING faceLIFT!!! (full quote)
The Raven You think I don't appreciate art? You think I don't understand fashion? You think I'm not hip? You think I'm pathetic? A nerd? A lard-ass fatso? You think I'm shit? Well, you're wrong, 'cause i'm champagne, and you're shit. Until the day you die, you, not me, will always be shit. (full quote)
36356 No...I'd jack-off instead. (full quote)
42152 (announcing to the table full of relatives) ...I came. (full quote)
  Would you like a tuna sandwich? (full quote)
  Dr. Maplewood, you're the coolest (full quote)