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10 Things I Hate About You - 1999 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
2404 Kat: your eyes have a little green in them.....::pukes:: (full quote)
3225 1) where did you come from? Planet loser? 2) As opposed to Planet Look at me Look at me (full quote)
2946 #1 I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can't you ever just be whelmed? 2# I think you can in Europe! (full quote)
3014 Who could refrain, that had a heart to love, and in that heart courage to make's love known? (full quote)
  Um, excuse me, but should you be drinking alcolhol when you don't have a liver? (full quote)
3014 Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it! (full quote)
  Bianca: You suck! Kat: (mocking) you suck! (full quote)
2946 Can I get a Prophylactic? A Prophylactic? (full quote)
  Ok, now that I've shown you...the plan...I'm gonna go! And show someone else...the plan. (full quote)
Maharet12 There's a dick on my face isn't there? (full quote)
Maharet12 Depends on the topic. My fenders don't exactly whip me into a verbal frenzy! (full quote)
Maharet12 You are so not who I thought you were! (full quote)
1759 1) Can't you just find some blind deaf retard to take you to the movies so I can have one date? 2) I'm sorry, looks like you'll just have to miss out on the witty repoirte' of Joey eat me Donner 1) you suck (full quote)
1815 Make anybody cry today? Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30. (full quote)
1815 She's meeting bikers. Big ones. full of sperm. (full quote)
  I HATE THE WAY YOU TALK TO ME AND THE WAY YOU CUT your HAIR. I HATE THE WAY YOU DRIVE your CAR. I HATE IT WHEN YOU STARE. I HATE your BIG DUMB COMBAT BOOTS AND THE WAY YOU READ MY MIND. I HATE YOU SO MUCH IT MAKES ME SICK- IT EVEN MAKES ME RHYME. I HATE IT WHEN your ALWAYS RIGHT. I HATE IT WHEN YOU LIE. I HATE IT WHEN YOU MAKE ME LAUGH- EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU MAKE ME CRY. I HATE IT WHEN your NOT AROUND AND THE FACT YOU DIDNT CALL. BUT MOSTLY I HATE THE WAY I DONT HATE YOU AT ALL- NOT EVEN CLOSE NOT EVEN A LITTLE NOT ANY AT ALL. (full quote)
4106 plus..... She's a bitch (full quote)
  remove head from sphincter, then drive!! (full quote)
4216 Mr. Morgan, do you think there's a chance we could get Kat to take her Midol before class? (full quote)
4216 Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you. Oh, baby, oh, baby. (full quote)
4216 *punch* That's for making my date bleed, *punch* that's for my sister, *knee in the balls* and that's for me!! (full quote)
4216 Shakespeare maybe a dead white guy, but he knows his shit! (full quote)
4216 Don't think for even one second you had any affect on my panties. (full quote)
  Don't think for one minute that you have any effect on my panties (full quote)
4252 1)Not that I give a damn, but how was everyone's weekend? 2)I duno maybe we should ask Kat? 1)Unless she kicked the crap outa your dumb butt I don't wanna hear about it! (full quote)
3225 One of these days you're gonna get bitch slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it (full quote)
Maharet12 I dazzled him with my. . . . .wits! (full quote)
Maharet12 Someday you're gonna' get bitch slapped and I'm not gonna' do a thing about it! (full quote)
Maharet12 1)I want you to wear the belly 2) Daddy NO! (full quote)
Maharet12 Patrick: Who knocked up your sister? (full quote)
3378 1) You can't just buy me a giutar every time you screw up you know. 2) Yeah I know. But then you know there's always drums and bass and maybe even one day a tambourine. (full quote)
3378 Wait. Was that...did your hairline just recede? (full quote)
1763 Its not everyday you will find a girl that will flash someone to get you out of detention (full quote)
  Kat: Doubtful.. Very Doubtful. (full quote)
  That must be Nigel with the bris (full quote)
3225 1) We are screwed 2) No I don't want to hear that. I want to hear you upbeat! 1) (happily) We are screwed! (full quote)
3225 That was costa Rican, butthead! (full quote)
1212 1)Now that's the way to get a guy's attention. 2)My mission in life. (full quote)
1212 1)But their no Bikini Kill or The Raincoats. 2)You know who The Raincoat's are? 1)Why, don't you? (full quote)
1212 I know everyone 'digs' your sister, but she's without. (full quote)
  1)What we need is a backer 2)What's that? 3)Someone with money...who's stupid (full quote)
  I'm down with it, I've got the 411 and you're not getting jiggy with some guy I don't care how dope his ride is! (full quote)
  that must be nigel with the brie! (full quote)
  am i that transparent? i want you, i NEED you, oh baby oh baby (full quote)
  Kat: Am I that transparent? I need you, I want you, Oh baby Oh baby (full quote)
  Joey- Shit Bianca, i'm shooting a nose spray ad tomorrow! (full quote)
  1. I'll let you get back to Reginald and his quivering member. 2. Hmm, I like that... (full quote)
  Cameron: What about that guy? Michael: No dont look at him... i heard he sold his own liver on the black market for a new set of speakers. he just did a year in the juvenile delinquent center.C: yeah well at least hes horny:0) (full quote)
  kat:Bogey's party is just a lame excuse for all the idiots at our school to drink beer and rub up against each other in hopes of distracting themseleves from the pathetic emptiness of their...bianca & chastity: MEANINGLESS CONSUMER-driveN LIVES!!! (full quote)
  Ms Perky: JUDITH!!!!what's another word for engourged?...swolen... Kat:Tumescent! Ms Perky: Perfect! (full quote)
  Kat: Why are you mad that i rubbed off on her Dad: No Impressed (full quote)
  you not as vial as i thought you were (full quote)
  Who knocked up you sister? (full quote)
1212 1)My insurance doesn't cover PMS! 2)So tell them I had a seisure. (full quote)
1212 what's a Bogey Lowenstien? (full quote)
1212 I hate peas. (full quote)
1212 I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. (full quote)
1212 1)I was joking with the lunch lady. It was a bratwurst. 2)Aren't we the optimist? Next time, keep it in your pouch. (full quote)
1212 I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member. (full quote)
1212 1)Let me guess. Cowboys? 2)Yeah, but the closest they've ever been to a cow was at McDonald's. (full quote)
1212 1)Bianca says that Kat likes pretty guys. 2)Are you saying I'm not a pretty guy? (full quote)
1212 Heinous bitch is the term used most often. You might want to work on that. (full quote)
1212 I need agua! (full quote)
1212 Don't touch anything! You could get hepatitis. (full quote)
1212 So you're telling me I'm a non-smoker? (full quote)
RayzGrl The shit hath hittith the fan...ith (full quote)
Maharet12 Oh,Mandella please tell me you haven't progressed to full blown hallucinations! (full quote)
Maharet12 Hey there girly! (full quote)
Maharet12 1)Sweating like a pig actually, and yourself? 2)Now there's a way to get a guy's attention 1)My mission in life, but you see, it worked, I stuck your fancy, the world makes sense again 2)Pick you up at eight then? 1)Oh yeah, uh huh, sure, do you even know my name screw boy? (full quote)
Maharet12 Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns, and that's a direct quote! (full quote)
Maharet12 1)Which one do you like better? 2)Um, I think the white one 1)Yeah, me too, I thought it was more. . . 2)Pensive? 1)I was going for thoughtful (full quote)
Maharet12 Is it just me or does this party all of a sudden SUCK! (full quote)
Maharet12 1)Have you always been this selfish? 2)......yes (full quote)
Maharet12 1)What we need is a backer 2)What's that? 1)Someone with money...who's stupid (full quote)
Maharet12 Ha ha, I've never been that ripped! (full quote)
Maharet12 You may have some potential buried underneath all this hostility (full quote)
Maharet12 Kat:Where'd ya get the pearls? Bianca:They're mom's, daddy found them in a drawer Kat:So now you're just going to start wearing them!? Bianca:It's not like she's coming back to claim them, besides,they look good on me Kat:Trust me, they don't! (full quote)
Maharet12 1)Do you mind? 2)Not at all (full quote)
Maharet12 Watching that bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date (full quote)
Maharet12 (Bianca) A ha! Black panties! (Cameron) And what does that tell us? (Bianca) She wants to have sex some day (Cameron) what? She could just like the color (Bianca) You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone else to see it (full quote)
Maharet12 You want me to investigate the innerworkings of my sisters sick twisted mind, I don't think so! (full quote)
Maharet12 Yeah, I drive a Tercel.......uh that's a Tarus (full quote)
Maharet12 1)Lord of the Dance!!! 2)Bite me! (full quote)
Maharet12 girl)KISS ME! Patrick)KISS HIM! girl)OK! guy)THANK YOU! (full quote)
Maharet12 We're concentrating awfully hard considering it's gym class (full quote)
3378 Ok, there will BE NO PLOWING!!!! (full quote)
4182 I Happen To Like Being Adored Thank You! (full quote)
4364 There's a charming new development! (full quote)
4364 1)I'm a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom? 2)Close, but no. She said, I should have listened to my father. 1)Oh, Daddy she did not! 2)Well, she would have if she wasn't so doped up! (full quote)
4391 what's normal, those damn Dawson River kids running around sleeping in each others beds?! (full quote)
4391 1)Would any of you be interested in dating Katarina Stratford? 2)Maybe. If we were the last 2 people on Earth and there are no sheep......are there sheep? (full quote)
4467 I Know Every Cop In Town, Bucko !!!!!! (full quote)
4777 1) Okay, you can date... when she does. 2) But she's a mutant,what if she never dates? 1) You'll never date. Oh, I like that. (full quote)
4777 1) Anything else? 2) Yeah, go to the office you're pissing me off. 1) what? Mr. Morgan- 2) Later. (full quote)
4846 SOME PEOPLE PERSAVE YOU AS SOMEwhat....PERSON 2,TEMPTIOUSPERSON 1,HANNIS BIT$H IS THE TERM USED MOST OFTEN (full quote)
4874 yes miss i have an opinion about everything (full quote)
4943 Some day you gonna get bitch slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it! (full quote)
4943 Pipe down, chachi! (full quote)
4943 I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy i don't care how dope his ride is! (full quote)
4943 remove head from sphincter, then drive! (full quote)
4943 Can you make Kat take her midol before class? (full quote)
4943 1. I heard he ate a live duck once. 2. Everything but the beak and feet. (full quote)
4943 1. So, which one do you like better. 2. The white one. 1. Me too. It's more- 2. Pensive? 1. The word I was thinking of was thoughtful. (full quote)
4961 You suck, You suck. (full quote)
4961 Cameron: We're screwed. Michael: I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I wnat to hear you up beat. Cameron: We're screwed! (full quote)
4961 Patrick: so you two are going to help me tame the wild beast. (full quote)
4961 Joey: So are you going to Bogey Lowenbrough's thing on fridaynight? Bianca: Yeah. Joey: good, Cause I'm not going to bother if your not going to be there. (full quote)
4961 Joey: So are you going to Bogey Lowenbrough's thing on fridaynight? Bianca: Yeah. Joey: good, Cause I'm not going to bother if your not going to be there. (full quote)
5081 Daddy: this morning I delivered a baby to a 15 year old girl and u know what she said to me? Bianca: I'm a crack whore who should have made my sleizy boyfriend wear a condom? Daddy: No I should have listened to my father Bianca: DADDY NO SHE DIDN'T! Daddy: Well's that's what she would have said if she wasn't so dooped up! (full quote)
5081 MY insurance DOESN'T COVER PMS! (full quote)
5097 I guess in this society being male and an asshole makes u worthy of our time. (full quote)
5178 The shit hath hitith the fan, Ith. (full quote)
5240 Look,don't say shit like that, people can hear you. (full quote)
5390 1- See I like my skechers...but I LOVE my prada backpack. 2- but I love my skechers!! 1- that's because you don't have a prada bacpack! 2- oh. (full quote)
5520 you're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you. You'd be like heaven to touch. I wanna hold you so much. At long last love has arrived. And I thank God I'm alive. You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you. I love you baby and if it's quite alright I need you baby, to warm the lonely nights, I love you baby, trust in me when I say... (full quote)
5533 PATRICK:Sure Sparky! (full quote)
5765 Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, Oh baby, Oh baby (full quote)
5765 You're not as vile as I thought you were..... (full quote)
6185 remove head from sphincter, then drive (full quote)
6522 Kat: Am i that transparent?! I want you! I need you! OH baby OH baby!! (full quote)
  Patrick- That's a touching story... it really is... not my problem. (full quote)
  I'm confesgating this..... this too (full quote)
  SHIT BIANCA, I'M SHOOTING A NOSE SPRAY AD TOMORROW!! (full quote)
  your 18 you don't know what you want and you wont know what you want untill your 45 and by the time you get it you'll be to old you use it (full quote)
  What's normal? Those damn Dawson's river kids sleeping in each other's beds and whatnot? I got news for ya. I'm down. I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy--I don't care how dope his ride is...My mamma didn't raise no fool. (full quote)
  I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate it... I hate the way you're always right, I hate when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh - even worst when you make me cry. I hate when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you - not even close... not even a little bit.... not even at all. (full quote)
  what is it Asshole day? (full quote)
  Now, the next time you want to go on a crusade for...better lunchmeat or whatever it is you white girl complain about, ask them why they can't pick a book written by a black man! (full quote)
  Cat : Do you even know my name,Screwboy? (full quote)
  mr. stratford: oh I know who you want to bend the rules for. Its that hot rod joey. bianca: whats a hot rod? (full quote)
  put her in your spank bank and move on (full quote)
  So i had some good duck last night (full quote)
  Bianca: did u jsut mame joeys car, Kat: uh yeah looks like you will have to take the bus, Bianca: has the fact taht you are completely pyhsco managed to escape your attention (full quote)
  1)i wanna do this 2)what, start a band? 3)no, install car radios. Yes starta band. (full quote)
  That was costa Rican Butthead! (full quote)
  I hate the way you talk to me, The way you cut your hair, I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, the way you read my mind, I hate you so much, it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate it when your always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh- even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when your not around, and the fact you didn’t call, but mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you at all- not even close, not even a little not any at all. (full quote)
  Did you just ask me out? oh how cute! whats ur name again? (full quote)
  Are you asking me out? oh how cute! Whats ur name again? (full quote)
  pooooooooooooooop! (full quote)
  You've chosen the perfect revenge, mainlining Tequila. (full quote)
  yeah, well, that was until she kissed me. kissed you? where? in the car. (full quote)
  I'm confiscating this....this, too! (full quote)
  Helo (full quote)
  ~I HATE THE WAY YOU TALK TO ME AND THE WAY YOU CUT your HAIR. I HATE THE WAY YOU DRIVE your CAR. I HATE IT WHEN YOU STARE. I HATE your BIG DUMB COMBAT BOOTS AND THE WAY YOU READ MY MIND. I HATE YOU SO MUCH IT MAKES ME SICK- IT EVEN MAKES ME RHYME. I HATE IT WHEN your ALWAYS RIGHT. I HATE IT WHEN YOU LIE. I HATE IT WHEN YOU MAKE ME LAUGH- EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU MAKE ME CRY. I HATE IT WHEN your NOT AROUND AND THE FACT YOU DIDNT CALL. BUT MOSTLY I HATE THE WAY I DONT HATE YOU AT ALL- NOT EVEN CLOSE NOT EVEN A LITTLE NOT ANY AT ALL~ (full quote)
  Is that a peach Fruit Roll Up? Because you don't see many of those.. (full quote)
  That must be Nigel, with the brie! (full quote)
  Oh, and there's another problem. See, Bianca says Kat likes pretty guys. (Are you saying I'm not a pretty guy?) Oh no! He's very pretty! Gorgeous! I-I just wasn't sure... (full quote)
  Bianca: But see, there's a difference between like and love, because I like my Sketchers, but I LOVE my Prada backpack. Friend: But I love my Sketchers! Bianca: That's because you don't have a Prada backpack. Friend: Ohhhhhh!!! (full quote)
  you suck! (full quote)
  Kat-a fender strat... is it for me? Patrick-yeah, i had some extra cash, some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl. Kat-is that so? Patrick-yeah, but i screwed up, i fell for her. Kat-really? (full quote)
  whats Normal, those damn dawson's rivr kids sleping in each others beds? (full quote)
  whats Normal, those damn dawson's river kids sleeping in each others beds? (full quote)
  I burn, I pine, I perish. (full quote)
  1.) This is so patronizing. 2.) Leave it to you to use big words when your smashed. 1.) Uh I dont think so! (full quote)
  Cameron: You know just because you're beautiful doesn't mean you can treat people like they don't mean anything. (full quote)
  Dance for me, cowgirl! (full quote)
  what does she have beer flavored nipples or something? (full quote)
  Kat: I should do this. Patrick: What? Kat: THIS! Patrick: What, start a band? Kat: No, install car stereos, yah start a band. My father would love that! (full quote)
  Bianca: Daddy thats so unfair! Dad: No, you know whats unfair, this morning I delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl. Do you know what she said to me? Bianca: I'm a crack hor who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom? Dad: Close...but no, she said I should have listened to my father. Bianca: She did not! Dad: Well, she wouldve if she wasnt so doped up! Bianca: Can we focus on me for a second here, I am the only girl in our entire highschool that doesnt date. Dad: Oh no your not, your sister doesnt date. Kat: And I have no intention to either. (full quote)
  heath ledger:hey girly! julia stiles:hi. hl:how are you? js:sweating like a pig actually, and yourself? hl:now THERE's a way o het a guys attention, huh?! js:my mission in life. but obviously i struck your fancy, so you see? it worked! the world makes sence again (full quote)
  see i like my sketchers but i love my prada backack. but i love my sketchers. that's because you don't have a prada backpack (full quote)
  i'm sure you've though about me naked am i that transparent? i want you i need you. oh baby oh baby. (full quote)
3378 1) All right, all right we won't go! It's not like I have a dress anyway. 2) You're looking at this from entirely the wrong perspective. We're making a statement. 1) Oh goody! Something new and different for us! (full quote)
3378 1) Well, you look pretty nervous. 2) Yes sir. 1) You're sweating like a pig! 2) Yes sir. 1) And your eyes are all bloodshot. 2) Yes sir. 1) You've got pot! Don't you. I'm confiscating this...this too. (full quote)
3378 1) SWEET LOVE, RENEW THY FORCE! 2) Don't say shit like that to me! People can hear you. (full quote)
3378 1) Look, you embarrased the girl! Sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity and even the score! 2) Don't say shit like that to him. People can hear you. (full quote)
3378 1) Did you-uh, am I in the right office? 2) Not any more you're not. I've got deviants to see and a novel to finish. Now SCOOT! (full quote)
3378 what's that collar for, to keep from licking his stitches? (full quote)
3378 1) I know that you're a fan of Shakespeare. 2) more than a fan, we're involved. (full quote)
3378 Complete mystery. She used to be really popular but then it was like, she got sick of it or something. Theories abound as to why, but I'm pretty sure she's just incapable of human interaction. (full quote)
3378 Have you seen the unwashed miscreants who go to that school? (full quote)
3378 What are the 2 house rules? One, no dating til you graduate. Two, no dating til you graduate. (full quote)
3378 Ok, here's how we solve this one. Old rule out. New rule: Bianca can date...when she does. (full quote)
3378 Then I can get to sleep at night. The sleep of a father who's daughters aren't out being impregnated. (full quote)
3378 1) what, upset that I rubbed off on her? 2) No, impressed. (full quote)
3378 1) So, tell me about this dance. Was it hoppin? 2) Parts of it. 1) which parts? 2) The part where Bianca beat the shit out of some guy. 1) Bianca did what?! (full quote)
4364 Aha! black panties! (full quote)
6411 it's not everyday you'll meet a someone that will flash your teacher to get you out of detention (full quote)
6411 it's not everyday you'll meet a girl that will flash a teacher to get you out of detention. (full quote)
6563 I'm thinking of getting a Tercel...yeah, that's a Toyota. (full quote)
6563 Should've kept the tie. (full quote)
6671 Father: Where's your sister going? Kat: She's meeting some bikers--big ones, full of sperm. (full quote)
6752 I'm down. I got the 411 and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy. I don't care how dope his ride is. (full quote)
6934 There's a difference between like and love. I like my Sketchers but I love my Prada backpack. But I love my Sketchers. That's because you don't have a Prada backpack. Ohhh. (full quote)
6948 Don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you. (full quote)
6968 Are you saying i'm not a pretty guy? (full quote)
6968 Stating my opinion is not a terrorist action (full quote)
6968 what's normal them damn dawson's river kids sleepin in each others beds and what not. (full quote)
6968 Shakespeare may be a dead white guy, but he knows his shit. (full quote)
6968 I still maintain he kicked himself in the balls (full quote)
6968 Damn it Bianca i'm shooting a nose spray add tommorrow (full quote)
6968 No you're wrong about her. Well not about the spanking part... (full quote)
7106 well i guess in this society being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time (full quote)
7443 Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers. (full quote)
7443 I'm confiscating this....this too. (full quote)
7443 Well, you know what they say! (passes out) (full quote)
7443 Well, you know what they say! (passes out) (full quote)
7443 1) How'd you get a tux at the last minute? 2) Just something I had, you know. Lying around. where'd you get the dress? 1) Just something I had, you know. Lying around. (full quote)
7443 1) How'd you get a tux at the last minute? 2) Just something I had, you know. Lying around. where'd you get the dress? 1) Just something I had, you know. Lying around. (full quote)
7443 Well, yeah, but I'm sure, you know, that there are lots of guys who wouldn't mind going out with a difficult woman. I mean, you know, people jump out of of airplanes and ski off cliffs. It'd be like extreme dating. (full quote)
7553 1: what is it asshole day?...DO YOU MIND??? 2: not at all (BOOM) YOU BITCH!! 1: woops.. 3: woops?.. My insurance does not cover PMS 1: so tell then i had a seizer 3: are you punishing me for not letting you go to Sarah Lawrence? 1: aren't you punshing me for mom leaving? 3: you had to bring her up...(beep, beep..) we'll talk about this later... 1: can;t wait!(sarcasticly) (full quote)
7553 1: did you just mame Joey's car? 2: sorry, looks like you're gonna have to find another ride 1: does that fact that you are completely INSANE ever occur to you (full quote)
7869 SCOOT! (full quote)
8364 Patrick: I was watching you out there dancing, i never see you look so sexy. (full quote)
talulabell Oh I'm sorry i guess you'll have to miss out on the 'witty' reparte of Joey 'Eat Me' Donner (full quote)
8713 don't touch anything. u'll get hepatitus (full quote)
8713 are u lost? (full quote)
8713 OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!! FIIIIIGGHHHHTTTTTT!!!!!! (full quote)
8747 GIRL1:Dad Im the only girl in school who's not dating! DAD:No your not, your sister doesnt date. GIRL2: And I don't intend to. DAD: And why is that again? GIRL2: HAVE YOU SEEN THE UNWASHED MISCRIANTS THAT GO TO THAT SCHOOL? GIRL1: What planet are you from, Planet Loser? GIRL2: Oh as opposed to Planet LOOK-AT-ME LOOK-AT-ME!!! (full quote)
8747 GIRL1:I am the only girl in school who's not dating! DAD:No your not, your sister doesnt date. GIRL2: And I don't intend to. DAD: And why is that again? GIRL2: HAVE YOU SEEN THE UNWASHED MISCRIANTS THAT GO TO THAT SCHOOL? GIRL1: What planet are you from, Planet Loser? GIRL2: Oh as opposed to Planet LOOK-AT-ME LOOK-AT-ME!!! (full quote)
8747 GIRL1:I am the only girl in school who's not dating! DAD: Oh No your not, your sister doesnt date. GIRL2: And I don't intend to. DAD: And why is that again? GIRL2: HAVE YOU SEEN THE UNWASHED MISCRIANTS THAT GO TO THAT SCHOOL? GIRL1: What planet are you from, Planet Loser? GIRL2: Oh as opposed to Planet LOOK-AT-ME LOOK-AT-ME!!! (full quote)
8916 1)where do you come from? Planet Loser? 2)As opposed to Planet Look at Me, Look at Me (full quote)
Abigiggle11 I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member. (full quote)
9276 Should you be drinking that without a liver? (full quote)
9276 So that's the plan... I'm going to go show the plan... to someone else. (full quote)
9276 you have pot don't you? I'm confiscating it. *grabs cheetos* and these too. (full quote)
9276 I hear he ate a duck once. >everything but the beak and feat. (full quote)
9276 I have a dick on my face don't I? (full quote)
9276 Next time keep it in the pouch kangaroo boy. (full quote)
9276 my balls! my balls! (full quote)
9633 I WANT SOME COFFEE! (full quote)
9841 That's for making my date bleed, that's for my sister, and that's for me. (full quote)
9946 I still maintain he kicked himself in the nuts (full quote)
10233 1)Whoops? My car insurance doesn't cover PMS! 2) Tell them I had a seizure then. (full quote)
10408 Father: Hello Katarine, make anyone cry today? Kat: Sadly no, but its only 4:30. Bianca: Hi daddy! Father: Hello precious. What this, it says its from Sarah Lawrence. Kat: *screams* I got it! I got in! (full quote)
10408 Thats a charming new development. Its disgusting. (full quote)
10713 Run Bogey! (full quote)
10871 1.) Listen to this, - this is for you too, this morning I delivered twins to a 14 year old girl, you know what she said to me? 2.)'I'm a crack whore who should've mad my skeasy boyfriend wear a condom?' 1.) ...Close, but no, she said,'I should've listened to my father! 2.) She did not! 1.) Well, that's what she would've said if she wasn't so doped up! (full quote)
11051 1)like and love are two very different things. because i like me sketchers, but i love my proda backpack. 2)but i love my sketchers. 1) that's because you don't HAVE a proda backpack 2)uuuoh (full quote)
11159 Sweet love, renew thy force. Don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you. (full quote)
11159 There's a difference between like and love. I mean I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack. But I love my Sketchers That's because you don't have a Prada backpack. (full quote)
11159 Well, if you must know... a small study group with friends. Better known as an orgy? (full quote)
11159 Well, if you must know... a small study group with friends. Better known as an orgy? (full quote)
11692 Who knocked up your sister? (full quote)
11714 I want you. I need you. Oh baby, Oh baby (full quote)
11740 1. Some people perceive you as somewhat...... 2. Tempestuous? 3. Heinous bitch is the term used most often. You may want to work on that. (full quote)
11740 And I'll get to sleep at night. The deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren't out being impregnated. (full quote)
11740 1. You know, there's a difference between like and love. I like my Skechers but I love my Prada backpack. 2. But I love my Skechers. 3. That's because you don't have a Prada backpack. (full quote)
11740 My insurance does not cover PMS! (full quote)
11740 1. I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed? 2. I think you can in Europe. (full quote)
11740 I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. (full quote)
12153 I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old school. Same little asswipe mother-fuckers everywhere. (full quote)
12153 Patrick: My arm around you. Kat: You, covered in my vomit. (full quote)
12153 Bianca: Daddy as you know it's the prom. (the exercise thing flings away) (full quote)
12153 Cameron: I learned French for you! (full quote)
12153 Kat: Did Joey ever tell you that we went out? Bianca: Oh, yeah? Kat: In ninth, for a month. Bianca: Why? Kat: Cause he was, like, such a babe. Bianca: But you hate him. Kat: I hate him now. (full quote)
12153 Kat: Tell me something true. Patrick: Something true...I hate bees. Kat: No, something real. Something no one else knows. (full quote)
12153 Patrick: Cameron, do you like the girl? Cameron: Yeah. Patrick: And is she worth all this trouble? Cameron: Well, I thought she was, but, you know... Patrick: Well, she is or she isn't. First of all, Joey's not half the man you are. secondly, don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it. (full quote)
12153 Mr. Stratford: Fathers don't like to admit when their daughters are capable of running their own lives. It means we've become spectators. Bianca still lets me play a few innings. You've had me on the bench for years. And when you go to Sarah Lawrence, I won't even be able to watch the game (full quote)
12153 Bianca: Bye Daddy! Mr. Stratford: Stop. Turn. Explain. Bianca: Okay, remember how you said I could date if Kat dated? Well, she found this guy, who's actually kind of perfect for her, which is actually kind of perfect for me, because Cameron asked me to the prom and I really wanted to go, and now that Kat went, I'm allowed to -- based on the aforementioned rule and it's previous stipulations, of course. Cameron: Nice to meet you. Bianca: Let's go. (full quote)
12153 Bianca: Can we for two seconds ignore the fact that you are severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy? (full quote)
12153 Mr. Morgan: Yes Miss I have an opinion about everything? Kat: Do you want this in Iambic Pentameter? Mr. Morgan: You're not going to fight me on this? Kat: No, I think it's a really good assignment. Mr. Morgan: You're just messing with me aren't you? Kat: No I'm really looking forward to writing it. Mr. Morgan: Get out of my class! Kat: What? Mr. Morgan: Out, get out! Joey: Thanks Mr. Morgan Mr. Morgan: Shut up! (full quote)
12153 Patrick: So what's your excuse? Kat: For? Patrick: For acting the way we do? Kat: I don't like to do what people expect. Why should I live up to other people's expectations instead of my own? Patrick: So, you disappoint them from the start and then you're covered, right? Kat: Something like that. Patrick: Then you screwed up. Kat: How? Patrick: You never disappointed me. (full quote)
12153 Cameron: Oh, yeah, um, okay. I thought that we'd um, start with pronunciation, if that's alright with you. Bianca: Not the hacking and gagging and spitting part, please. Cameron: Well, uh, there is an alternative. Bianca: There is? Cameron: Yeah, French food. We could eat some together, uh, Saturday night? Bianca: You're asking me out? That's so cute. What's your name again? (full quote)
12153 (1)l see we're making our visits a weekly ritual. (2)only so we can have these moments together. Should l, uh, hit the lights ? (1)Oh, very clever, kangaroo boy. (full quote)
12153 (1)Says here you exposed yourself in the cafeteria ? (2)l was joking with the lunch lady.It was a bratwurst. (1)Bratwurst? Aren't we the optimist ? (full quote)
12153 (1)Over there,we've got your basic beautiful people.Now listen. Unless they talk to you first, don't bother. (2)Wait. ls that your rule or theirs? (full quote)
12153 (1)To the left, we have the coffee kids. (Coffee Spilling) (2)That was costa Rican, butthead ! (1)Very edgy. Don't make any sudden movements around them. (full quote)
12153 (1)These delusionals|are your white Rastas.They're big Marley fans.They think they're black. (full quote)
12153 (1)These are your future MBAs.We're all lvy League accepted. Yuppie greed is back,my friend. (full quote)
12153 (1)Romantic ?Hemingway ? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers. (2)As opposed to a bitter, self-righteous hag who has no friends ? (full quote)
12153 (1) (enters the class, he's late)What'd I miss ? (2)The oppressive patriarchal values that dictate our education. (1)good.(leaves) (full quote)
12153 (1) So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr Morgan's class again. (2) Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action. (1) The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested. (2)l still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. (full quote)
12153 (1) What's there, is a snotty little princess wearing a strategically planned sun dress to make guys like us realise that we can never touch her and guys like Joey realise that they want to. She, my friend, is what we will spend the rest of our lives not having. Put her in your spank bank, move on. (full quote)
12153 (1) ln case you haven't heard, my sister's a particularly hideous breed of loser. (2) Yeah. Yeah, I noticed she's a little... antisocial. Why is that ? (1) Unsolved mystery. (full quote)
12153 (1) Him ? No, don't--don't look at him, okay ? He's a criminal. l heard he lit a state trooper on fire. He just did a year in San Quentin.(2) Well, at least he's horny. (1)I'm serious, man. He's whacked. He sold his own liver on the black market for a new set of speakers. (2)He's our guy.. (full quote)
12153 (1) Yeah, yeah, I get it.You're cool by association. (full quote)
12153 (1) No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind.... Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas. (full quote)
12153 (1) l am busy enjoying my adolescence, so scamper off and do the same. (full quote)
12153 (1) I'm getting trashed, man. lsn't that what you're supposed to do at a party ? (2) l don't know.l say do what you want to do. (1) Funny.You're the only one. (full quote)
12153 (1) So, I've got the Sears catalogue thing going and the tube sock gig, that is gonna be huge. And I'm up for a haemorrhoid cream ad next week. l know it sounds kind of bogus, but l get to do some acting. ....You see what I did there ? That was underwear. I'll show you the bathing suit one again. You see the difference ? (full quote)
12153 (1) Why are you doing this? (2)I told you. You may have a concussion. (1)You don't care if I never wake up. (2) Sure I do. (1) Why ? (2)Because then l'd have to start taking out girls who actually like me. (1) Like you could find one. (2) Oh, see ? That, there. Who needs affection when I have blind hatred ? (full quote)
12341 Am I that transparent? I want you I need you Oh baby oh baby (full quote)
12756 Lord of the Dance!!! (full quote)
12756 Bogey Lowinstein started a rumor that I buy my Izod's at an outlet mall.. but don't worry his time will come.. (full quote)
12756 Okay now there will be NO plowing!! (full quote)
12756 what do you want screwboy? (full quote)
13284 1. So you two are going to help me tame the wild beast? 2. Absolutely! 3. And we mean that in a strict non-prison movie type-of-way. (full quote)
13284 1. I'm sure you won't find this anything different from your old schools.(mudball hits window)same old asswipe shit-for-brains everywhere. 2. Excuse me, did you just say-am i in the right office? 1. not anymore you're not, i got a novel to finish so scoot...SCOOT! (full quote)
14322 i hate your big dumb combat boots (full quote)
  ...as opposed to planet look-at-me, look-at me! (full quote)
  you havent seen me very upset (full quote)
  Perky: Judith, what's another word for..engorged? Judith: I'll look it up. (full quote)
  i hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. i hate the way you drive my car, i hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way your always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when your not around and the fact that you didnt call. but mostly i hate the way I dont hate you not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. (full quote)
  Why dont you just piss off bonar head uve done enough 2 my life alreadY! (full quote)
  what is it with this girl, does she have beer flavored nipples? (full quote)
  I'm down, I've got the 411...and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some guy...I don't care how dope his ride is!...my mama didn't raise no fool! (full quote)
  Perky's now Perky's (full quote)
  Does the chick have beer flavoured nipples! (full quote)
  Maybe if we were the last people left on earth and there were no sheep. Are there sheep? (full quote)
  She kissed me! where? in the car. (sighs) (full quote)
  I delivered a baby to a 14 year old girl today and do you know what she said to me. I am a crackwhor who shpould of made my sleazy boyfriend wear a condom. Close but noo, she said I should have listened to my father. She did not! Well, thats what she would of said if she wasn't so doped up. (full quote)
  Thats right mon! (full quote)
  Thats right mon! dont even get me started on you two (full quote)
  1. i know you can be underwhelmed and you can be overwhelmed but can you ever just be whelmed? 2. i think you can be in france (full quote)
  1. see theres a diffrence between like and love because i like my sketcheres but i love my prauda backpack 2. but i love my sketchers 1. thats because you dont have a prauda backpack 2. ohh (full quote)
  The Shiteth hath hitteth the fan...eth (full quote)
  Shit Bianca! I'm shootin a nose spray ad tomorrow! (full quote)
  New house rule Bionca can date when your sister does (full quote)
  Kat: You know what they say... Patrick: No what? Kat: (passes out) (full quote)
  KAt: you know what the say... Patrick: no what? ~Kat passes out~ (full quote)
  Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed. (full quote)
  whats up with this chick anyway? Does she have beer flavored boobs or something like that? (full quote)
  Patrick: Well,then you messed up. Kat: How? Patrick: You never disappointed me. (full quote)
  Patrick: Well,then you messed up. Kat: How? Patrick: You never disappointed me. (full quote)
  kat-misdirection, they're looking right and we're running left booom we score we win coach-ok but how do we get them to look left? kat- like this..(FLASHES HIM) ok now that ive showed u the plan im..going to go show..the plan to someone else (full quote)
  Cameron-And then she said that it really meant something. Micheal- I no uve told. Now enough about u lets talk about me. HOw do i look? Cameron- like my dead uncle. Micheal- what should i loose the tie? i mean the last party i went to was a chucky cheese!(laughs) (full quote)
  Bianca:Its just a party daddy Dad: and hell is just a sauna (full quote)
  DADDY!!! (full quote)
  1) I know that you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed? 2) I think you can in Europe. (full quote)
  KAT:I'M NOT HOSTILE.I'M ANNOYED. (full quote)
  FATHER:NO DRINKING....NO RITUAL ANIMAL SACRIIFICES OF ANY KIND.OH,NO,I'M GIVING THEM IDEAS. (full quote)
  DAD:BUT SARAH LAWERNCE IS ON THE OTHER side OF THE COUNTRY.KAT:THUS THE BASIS OF ITS APPEAL (full quote)
  CAMERON:IS your SISTER A....BIANCA:A kd lang FAN?I YOU SEE,ONE TIME I FOUND A PICTURE OF JARED LETO IN HER DRAWER,SO I DON'T THINK SHE'S HARBORING ANY SAME SEX TENDENCIES. (full quote)
  but i know you've thought about me naked. (full quote)
  Bogey's party is just a lame excuse for all the idiots in our school to drink beer and rub up against each other in the hopes of distracting themselves from the pathetic emptiness of their meaningless consumer druven lives (full quote)
  Teacher) your sweating like a pig Boy) yes sir Teacher) your all nervous Boy) Yes sir Teacher) your eyes are all bloodshot) Boy) yes sir... Teacher) You've got POT don't you Boy) yyyess sir.. Teacher (full quote)
  my momma didn't raise no fool (full quote)
  Bianca: It's just a party daddy!! Mr. Stratford: and hell is just a suana! (full quote)
  Bianca: I like my sketchers but I love my Prada backpack. Friend: I love my sketchers. Bianca: That's because you don't have a Prada backpack. (full quote)
  See, I like my sketchers, but I love my prada back pack. I love my Sketchers..but you dont have a prada back pack... (full quote)
  ask bianca who drove her home...Kat, dont change the subjec...drove? who drove you home?!? well thers this boy...and hes going to ask me..i know what hes going to ask you ....and there are 2 rules in this house. One you cant date, Two you cant date.... (full quote)
  Im a skeezy crack head that should have mad my lousy boyfriend wear a condom? No she said I should have listened to my father...did she really say that? NO, but she would have if she wasnt having a baby, (full quote)
  -You never wanted to go sailing with me did you? -Yes, I did. -No, you didn't. -Okay, no, not actually. -Well, then that's all you had to say. Have you always been this selfish? -Yes. -You know just because you're beautiful doesn't mean you can treat people like they don't matter. I mean I really liked you, okay. I-I defended you when people called you conceited, I helped you when you asked me to, I learned french for you and then you just blow me off so you could just-- (full quote)
  what is it with this chic? She have beer flavored nipples or something? (full quote)
  1)how are you doin'? 2) sweating like a pig actually, and yourself? 1)see now thats a way to get a guys attention. 2)well i obviously struck your fancy so you see it worked, the world makes sense again. (full quote)
  You don't always have to be who they want you to be you know (full quote)
  Joey: are you lost? (full quote)
  Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenter every day! (full quote)
  (Bianca punches Joey in the nose) THAT'S for making my date bleed. (punches him in the eye) THAT'S for my sister (kick in the nuts) and THAT's for me (full quote)
  Oh, like those damn Dawson's River kids sleeping in each other's beds? I'm down with it. I got the 411 and you are not getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is!! Mama didn't raise no fool.... (full quote)
  Go to the office, you're pissin' me off! (full quote)
  Guidance Councillor: People perceive you as somewhat . . . Kat: Tempestuous? GC: Heinous bitch is the term used most often. (full quote)
  Michael: Put her in your spank bank and move on . . . Cameron: No, you're wrong . . . well not about the spanking part . . . (full quote)
  what is it with this girl? Does she have beer flavored nipples? (full quote)
  (1) Someday you'll learn the difference between like and love. Because I like my Sketchers but I love my Prada backpack. (2) Well I love my Sketchers?!?! (1) That's because you don't have a Prada backpack. (full quote)
  1) where did you get the pearls? 2)daddy found them in the draw they where mum's. 1) so your just going to wear them now!!! 2)well its not like she is coming back to claim them, and anyway they look good on me 1)trust me they don't. (full quote)
  Mr. Stratford: Normal? What's normal? Those damned Dawson's River kids sleeping in each other's bed and what not? Listen, I'm down with it, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy; I don't care how dope his ride is. My mama didn't raise no fools. (full quote)
  I'm down. I've got the 4-1-1. And you are NOT going and getting jiggy with some guy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no fool! (full quote)
  i'm down, i'm with it, i've got the 411 and i dont want you going out and gettin' jiggy with some boy...i don't care how dope his ride is. (full quote)
  hey shaft, take off the glasses! (full quote)
  Dad: Did you make anyone cry today Kat? Kat: Sadly no, but its only 4:30 (full quote)
  Bianca: Can't yopu just find some blind up loser to take you to the movies so I can have ONE DATE? Kat: Sorry it looks like youll have to miss out on the witty repertra of Joey *Look at me* Donner Bi: You suck! Kat: (makin fun of Bianca) ah! you suck! (full quote)
  MICHAEL: She's a snotty little princess. Get over it. Put her in your spank bank and move on. CAMERON: No, you're wrong! You're wrong abot her...I mean, not about the spanking part, but the rest, you're wrong! (full quote)
  But i was a jerk, I like a guy pay me to take out a great girl, but i messed up, i feel for her! (full quote)
  But i was a jerk. I let a guy pay me to take out a great girl, but i messed up, i feel for her! (full quote)
  But i was a jerk. I let a guy pay me to take out a great girl, but i messed up, i fell for her! (full quote)
  You look nervous..youre sweating like a pig...your eyes are all BLOODSHOT...youve got pot dont you?....im confiscating this!...(goes to the cheetos)..and this too! (full quote)
  1)what's the difference between like and love? 2)See, i like my sketchers, but i love my proda backpack! 1)But i love my sketchers!? 2)That's because you dont have a proda backpack! 1)oh... (full quote)
  Im down, Ive got the 411, and you are not getting giggy with some guy, I dont care how dope his ride is (full quote)
  There's a dick on my face isn't there? (full quote)
  There's a dick on my face isn't there? (full quote)
  does she have beer inflated niples or something? (full quote)
  [a] you know you dont always have to be who they want you to be [b] i happen to like being adored, thank you! (full quote)
  Kat, what do I owe you for the table dance? (full quote)
  Patrick: Some asswhole paid me to take out this really great girl. Kat: Is that so? Patrick: Yeah, but i screwed up. I fell for her (full quote)
  1= Father 2= Bianca 1) You know the house rules: #1- No dating until you graduate. #2- No dating until you graduate! 2) Daddy, that is *SO* unfair! 1) No, do you want to know what's unfair? This is for you [Kat], too. Today I delivered twins to a 15-year-old girl, and do you know what she said to me? 2) I'm a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom? 1) ::Pause:: Close. But no! She said 'I should have listened to my father!' 2) Dad, no she didn't! 1) Well, that's what she would've said if she wasn't so doped up! (full quote)
  im hip im down, ive got the 411 and your not gettin jiggy in some dudes care i dont care how dope his ride is! yeah, mama didnt raise no fool...damn dawsons river kids sleepin in each others beds (full quote)
  im hip im down, ive got the 411 and your not gettin jiggy in some dudes car i dont care how dope his ride is! yeah, mama didnt raise no fool...damn dawsons river kids sleepin in each others beds (full quote)
  Undulating with desire... Adrienne removes her red. *sigh* crimson cape, at the sight of regonald's stiff and.. JUDITH!! whats another word for engorged? Judith: i'll look it up.- Okay. Swollen, turgent.. (kat comes in) tumesant? Perfect. I hear you were terrorizing mr. morgan's class, again,(kat) expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.--The way you expressed your opinion to bobby ridgway's balls? By the way his testicle retreival operation went quite well in case you're interested. (kat) i still maintain he kicked himself in the balls. (full quote)
  Cant you just find some Deaf blind retard to take you to the movies? (full quote)
  am i that transparent? i want you, i need you. Oh baby, oh baby... (full quote)
  1.hello katarina, make anyone cry today? 2. sadly no but its only 4:30 3. hi daddy 2.and where were you? 3. no where 1. whats this it says Sara Lawrence 2. what..oh my god...i got in i got it! 1. so does this mean you pack up and leave is that it? 3. lets hope so! 1. Kat dont change..the drove..who drove yo home? 3. now daddy theres this boy..and i think he mgiht ask me 1. shh please i think i know what hes gonna ask you and i think i know the answer..no its always been no..whats the 2 house rules? 1 no dating til you graduate 2 no datin to you graduate 3. daddy thats so unfair! 1. you wanna know whats unfair? this is for you to..i dilivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl you know what she said to me? 3. im a crack whore who should have made my skeesy boyfriend where a condom? 1. close but no..she said i should have listen to my father. 3. she did not 1. well thats what she wouldve said if she wasnt to dopped up (full quote)
  my insurence doesnt cover PMS...tell them i had a seuzer (full quote)
  hey girlie...how are you? sweatin like a pig actually and yourself? wow you sure know how to get a guys attention! why my mission in life, but i see it struck your fansy to i see it worked..the world makes sense again. so pick ya up on saturday. uh saturday..yea sure. well i'd take you places you've never been before. do you even know my name screw boy? i know a lot more than you think. doubtful very doubtful.. (full quote)
  (Kat)do you even know my name screw boy? (patrick)i know alot more than you think..(kat)doubtful very doubtful (full quote)
  uhh Mr.Morgan, is there a chance we can get Kat to take her midol before she comes to class? -mr.morgan- ya know some day your gonna be bitched slapped and im not going to do a thing to stop it! (full quote)
  Am I that transparent! I want you, I need you...OH baby, OH baby! (full quote)
  dad: do you know what's unfair? i delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl today. and do you know what she said to me? bianca: i'm a crack hoar who should've made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom? dad: close....but no. she said- I should have listened to my father bianca: daddy she did not! dad: well...thats what she would've said if she wasn't so doped up! bianca: (ugh) can we focus on me for a second here? i am the only girl in my high school who doesn't date dad: no you're not = your sister doesn't date. ... and why is that again? kat: have you seen the unwashed mistriants that go to this school? bianca: (ugh) what planet are you from? planet loser? kat: oh..as opposed to planet look at me look at me dad: (clap clap) alright. old rule out. new rule: bianca can date kat: what? dad: when she (kat) does. bianca: but she's a MUTANT. what if she never dates? dad: then you'll never date. ooh i like that. and i'll get some sleep at night. the deep slumber of a father whose daughters are out being impregnated. (full quote)
  dad: do you know what's unfair? i delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl today. and do you know what she said to me? bianca: i'm a crack hoar who should've made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom? dad: close....but no. she said- I should have listened to my father bianca: daddy she did not! dad: well...thats what she would've said if she wasn't so doped up! bianca: (ugh) can we focus on me for a second here? i am the only girl in my high school who doesn't date dad: no you're not = your sister doesn't date. ... and why is that again? kat: have you seen the unwashed mistriants that go to this school? bianca: (ugh) what planet are you from? planet loser? kat: oh..as opposed to planet look at me look at me dad: (clap clap) alright. old rule out. new rule: bianca can date kat: what? dad: when she (kat) does. bianca: but she's a MUTANT. what if she never dates? dad: then you'll never date. ooh i like that. and i'll get some sleep at night. the deep slumber of a father whose daughters arn't out being impregnated. (full quote)
  #1:Where are you from, Planet Loser? #2:what? As opposed to Planet Look at me, look at me (full quote)
  If you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, can you ever just be whelmed? (full quote)
  what is it asshole day? (full quote)
  were your guys. yeah in a strictly non-prison movie kinda way. (full quote)
  i waas just joking with the lunch lady, it was a brutwurst. (full quote)
  quivering...... member i like that! (full quote)
  listen kat.... (points to coffee mug)cat! (full quote)
  i've never seen you look so sexy. (full quote)
  are you telling me i'm not a pretty guy? (full quote)
  what is it, asswhole day? (full quote)
  bianca:hmm..black panties! cameron:and what does that tell us? bianca:she wants to have sex one day, thats what. (full quote)
  Bianca:Can't you just find some blind deaf retard to take you to the movies so I can have one date? Kat: I'm sorry, looks like you'll just have to miss out on the witty repoirte' of Joey 'eat me' Donner Bianca:you suck Kat: (mocking) You suck (full quote)
  Kat: I am that transparent? I want you, I need you, Oh baby oh baby (full quote)
  Kat: I guess today in this society being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time (full quote)
  Father -Do you know what she said to me? Bianca -I'm a crack whore who should've made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom? Father -Close...She said I should have listened to my father. Bianca -She did not. Father -Well thats what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up. Bianca -Can we focus on me for a second please? I am the only girl in school whose not dating. Father -Oh no you're not. your sister doesn't date. Kat -And I dont intend to. Father -And why is that? Kat -Have you seen the unwashed miscreants that go to that school? Bianca -Where did you come from? Planet Loser? Kat -As apposed to Planet Look-At-Me Look-At-Me (full quote)
  im down i got the 411 and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy i dont care how dope his ride is...mama didnt raise no fool (full quote)
  its just a party Mr. Stratford and hell is just a sauna (full quote)
  Hates Him with the fire of a thousand suns. That's a direct quote. (full quote)
  1)Ah-hah! BLACK PANTIES! 2)What does that mean? 1)You dont buy black loungerie unless you want someone to see it. 2)oh! sooo can I see your room? 1)No!..No!A girls room is very personal! (full quote)
  Im down, I got the 411 & you are not going out & getting jiggy with some boy, I dont care how dope his ride is! (full quote)
  My momma didnt raise no fool! (full quote)
  Those Damn Dawon's River kids sleeping in each others beds all the time! (full quote)
  1)Its just a party daddy!2)& hell is just a sana! (full quote)
  1-what planet are you from, planet loser?! 2-As opposed to planet look at me, look at me!!! 1-you suck! 2-you suck! (full quote)
  I still mantain that he kicked himself in the balls. The point it, Kat- Cat! Rrrr! He he, people often think of you as- Tempestuous? Hanes bitch is the term used most often. You might want to work on that. Thank you. As always, thank you for your wonderful guidance. I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member. Quivering member? I like that. (full quote)
  I guess in this society being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time! (full quote)
  Pipe down, Chachie! (full quote)
  My mission in life, but obviously I struck your fancy. So you see it worked.. The world makes sense again...... (full quote)
  i want you i need you oh baby oh baby (full quote)
  Mr. Stratford: My insurance does not cover PMS! (full quote)
  I warned him that if he told anyone the cheerleading squad would find out how tiny his dick is. (full quote)
  Whoops? My insurance does not cover PMS! (full quote)
  (Person 1 enters the classroom) Person 1: What did I miss? Person 2: The oppresive patriotic values that dictate our education! Person 1: good! (Person 1 walks out of the classroom) (full quote)
  *doorbell rings* that must be nigel with the brie! (full quote)
  whats another word for....... engorged? (full quote)
  In faith I do not love thee with mine eyes, for they in thee a thousand errors note, but tis my heart that loves what they despise, who in despite of view is pleased to dote. (full quote)
  Am i that transparent? I want you i need you oh baby oh baby! (rolls eyes) (full quote)
  hey Shaft, lose the glasses. (full quote)
  Joey 'eat me' Donner (full quote)
  I hAtE tHe WaY yOu TaLk To Me AnD tHe WaY yOu CuT your hAiR, i HaTe ThE wAy YoU dRiVe your CaR, i HaTe It WhEn YoU sTaRe. I hAtE your bIg DuMb CoMbAt BoOtS aNd ThE wAy YoU rEaD mY mInD. i HaTe YoU sO mUcH iT mAkEs Me SiCk- It EvEn MaKeS mE rHyMe. I hAtE tHe WaY your aLwAyS rIgHt. I hAtE iT wHeN yOu LiE. i HaTe It WhEn YoU mAkE mE lAuGh-EvEn WoRsE wHeN yOu MaKe Me CrY. I hAtE iT wHeN your nOt ArOuUnD aNd ThE fAcT tHaT yOu DiDnT cAlL. bUt MoStLy I hAtE tHe WaY i DoNt HaTe YoU -NoT eVeN cLoSe- NoT eVeN a LiTtLe BiT-NoT eVeN aT aLl. (full quote)
  In faith, I do not love thee with mine own eyes, for they in thee a thousand errors quote, but tis my heart that loves what they despise, who, in despite of view is pleased to 'dote. (full quote)
  -Tell me something about you. -I hate peas. (full quote)
  i want you to want me (full quote)
  Would you be interested in dating KAT STRATFORD Maybe if we were the last two people alive and there were no sheep... ARE THERE SHEEP???? (full quote)
  what is it...asshole day? (full quote)
  What's normal? those damn Dawson's River kids sleepin in eachother's beds and what not? well i got news for you, I'm down, I got the 411, and you are NOT going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is! (full quote)
  It's not everyday you meet a girl who will flash someone to get you out of detention. (full quote)
  dad: hey caterina make anyone cry today? kat: sadly no but its only 4 o'clock (full quote)
  am i that transperant? i want you i need you oh baby oh baby.. (full quote)
  I like my sketchers, but i love my prada backpack. but i love my sketchers! well thats because you dont have a prada backpack. ohhh. (full quote)
  i know you can be overwealmed and i know you can be underwelmed but cant you just be wellmed? i think you can in europe! (full quote)
  How do I loathe the? Let me count thy ways (full quote)
  As Adriene removed her red...no crrrimson cape (full quote)
  Ms. Perky talking to Kat: Ms Perky you know kat people find you as Kat: tempestious? Ms Perky: HANIS BITCH! is the term used most often (full quote)
  -see theres a difference between like and love, beacuase i like my sketchers buti love my proder backpack. -but i love my sketchers? -thats because you dont have a proder backpack -ohhh (full quote)
  *falls down hill* MY BALLS! (full quote)
  DAD: #1 - no dating till you graduate, #2 - no dating till you graduate. BIANCA: but daddy - thats so unfair, i'm the only girl in my high school who doesn't date DAD: no you're not - your sister doesn't date. (to kat) and why is that again? KAT: have you seen the unwashed mistriants that go to that school? BIANA: what planet do you come from - planet loser?? KAT: oh - as opposed to planet Look at me, look at me DAD: *clap clap* girls - enough. old rule - out, new rule: bianca can date ((KAT: AUGH!)) DAD: when she (pointing at kat) does. KAT: *jumping up* but she's a mutant - what if she never dates?? DAD: then you'll never date - ooh, i like that. and i'll get to sleep at night - the deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren't out being impregnated. (full quote)
  i'm a crack whore, and i should have made my sleezy boyfriend wear a condom! (full quote)
  The sh*t hath hitteth the fan...eth (full quote)
  1)Now that's the way to get a guy's attention. 2)My mission in life but i struck your fancy so you see it worked....the world makes sense agin!! (full quote)
  what is this? Asshole day. (full quote)
  One of these days,you're gonna get bitchslapped and there's not a damn thing I'm gonna do to stop it. (full quote)
  Is there anything you want me to do? Yeah,go to the office,you're pissing me off. (full quote)
  Bianca: We dance, we kiss, we come home (full quote)
  Kissing?Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta ALL DAY LONG! (full quote)
  Bianca: Have you EVER considered a new look? You could ahve some definite potential buried under all this hostility. Kat: I'm not hostile, I'm annoyed.... you don't always have to be who they want you to be ,ya know? Bianca: I happen to like being adored, thank you. Kat: whered'ya get the pearls? Bianca:they're moms Kat: and,what you've been hiding them for three years? Kat: no, daddy found them in a drawer last week Kat: so waht? you're gunna start wearing them now? Bianca: it's not like she's coming back to claim them...plus, they look good on me. Kat: ugh..trust me , they don't. (full quote)
  woops! (full quote)
  We're involved (full quote)
  is that a peach fruit roll up? You dont see many of those... (full quote)
  what is this Asshole Day (full quote)
  youve got POT havnt you... i'm confiscating this... and this (picks up chips) (full quote)
  perkeys now, now perkeys... (full quote)
  (1)Joey Never told you that we went out did he... (2) yeah OK (1) In 9th for a month... (full quote)
  CAn you just forget for 1 miute that you are unrepentable wretch and be my sister... Please... PLease.... Cmonnn Kat Please... Fine i'll make an appearance (full quote)
  Bianca: I'm a crack whore who should have made my sleezy boyfriend wear a condom? Mr Stratford: Close but no.. she said i should have listened to my father Bianca and Kat: She did not! Mr Stratford: Well that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up (full quote)
  Don't touch anything, you might get hepatitis! (full quote)
  1)See, there is a difference between like and love. I like my Sketchers, but I love my Prada backpack. 2)Well I love my Sketchers. 1)That's because you don't have a Prada backpack. 2)Ohhh... (full quote)
  i guess in this society being male and an ass hole makes u worthy of our time (full quote)
  Kat- Am I being that transparent..i want you i need you oh baby oh baby (full quote)
  i want you to want me im beggin you to love me (full quote)
  1): This afternoon I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen year-old girl and do you know what she said to me? 2): 'I'm a crack-whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom.'? 1): No, but close....she said 'I should have listened to my father.' 2): She did not!! 1): Well, that's what she would've said if she wasn't so doped up! (full quote)
  Am I that transparent. I want you I need you, ooh baby ooh baby (full quote)
  maybe, if we were the last two people on earth, and there were no sheep. ARE THERE SHEEP? (full quote)
  *KISS* YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND buying ME A GUITAR EVERY TIME YOU SCREW UP#2 I KNOW BUT THEN THERE IS ALWAYS TH DRUMS A BASS AND MAYBE EVEN THE TAMBORING.*KISS* (full quote)
  dfdfdf (full quote)
  when is enough enough (full quote)
  Kat: Ask Bianca who drove her home. Mr. Stratford: kat, don't change the--drove? who drove you home? Bianca: Now, don't get upset, daddy, but there's this boy-- Kat: --who's a flaming imbecile-- Mr. Stratford: --Please-- Bianca: --And I think he might ask me-- Mr. Stratford: Please.I think i know what he's going to ask you and I think i know the answer. No. It's always no. What are the two house rules? One: No dating until you graduate. Number two: No dating until you graduate. That's it. (full quote)
  I suppose being a male and an ass hole makes you worth our time. (full quote)
  The shit has hit the fan! (full quote)
  oh i like that!! (full quote)
  Christine is the best person EVER!!!!!! (full quote)
  I know you can be under whelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed??? (full quote)
  You can't always trust who you want to (full quote)
  Patrick - Hey there gurlie, How are ya? Kat - Sweating like a pig actually and yourself? Partick - Now thats a way to get a guys attention Kat - My mission in life, but hey i sruck your fancy so the world makes sense again. Do you even know my name screw boy? Patrick - I know more than you think Kat - Doubtfull, very doubtfull Patrick - I'll pick you up on friday then? Kat - Oh yea Friday Patrick - I'll take you to places you've never been Kat - Like where the 7-11 on Broadway? (full quote)
  my insurance doesn't cover pms!! (full quote)
  At least I'm not from planet,'look at me, look at me'! (full quote)
  i hate the way you make me cry (full quote)
  Kat: (sarcasticly) I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby. (full quote)
  Kat Stratford: We're going now. Walter Stratford: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, NO ritual animal slaughters of any kind... oh God, I'm giving them ideas. (full quote)
  sdasda (full quote)
  Cameron:I Burn I Pine I perish
Michael:Of course you do (full quote)
  Patrick: Not a big talker, are you?
Kat: Depends on the subject. My fenders don't exactly whip me inot a verbal frenzy. (full quote)
peridot73 No. It’s always no. What are the house rules?
#1: no dating till you graduate.
#2: no dating till you graduate.
That’s it. (full quote)
2829 Bang! We score! We win! ... Okay, now I'm gonna go show the plan to someone else. (full quote)
2829 1: Can I see your room? 2: No, a girls room is very private. (full quote)
5033 I'm a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom? Close, bu not. She said I should have listened to my father. She did not! Well that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up. (full quote)
6557 i have a dick on my face, don't i? (full quote)
8217 (dad):So what are you gonna do,just pack up and leave? (Bianca): Let's hope so! (full quote)
8217 (Patrick): Ok,maybe you're not afraid of me, but I'm sure you've thought about me naked.....(Kat): Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you,oh baby,oh baby*rolls eyes*. (full quote)
8916 I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car, I hate the way you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right, I hate the way you lie I hate it when you laugh at me and even worse when you make me cry I hate it when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call but mostly I hate it that I don't hate you not even close, not a little bit, not even at all. (full quote)
8916 1: There's a difference between like and love. I like my skechers, but i love my prada backpack. 2: but i love my skechers. 1: that's because you don't have a prada backpack (full quote)
8916 Laisse-moi te demander une question, Cameron. Quand me demanderas-tu de sortir avec toi? (Translation: Let me ask you a question, Cameron. When are you going to ask me out?) (full quote)
8916 Fathers don't like to admit when their daughters are capable of running their own lives. It means we've become spectators. Bianca still lets me play a few innings. You've had me on the bench for years. And when you go to Sarah Lawrence (a college), I won't even be able to watch the game. (full quote)
8916 1: Bye Daddy! 2: Stop. Turn. Explain. 1: Okay, remember how you said I could date if Kat dated? Well, she found this guy, who's actually kind of perfect for her, which is actually kind of perfect for me, because Cameron asked me to the prom and I really wanted to go, and now that Kat went, I'm allowed to -- based on the aforementioned rule and it's previous stipulations, of course. (full quote)
8916 Mr. Morgan - Some day, you're going to get b*tched slapped and I'm not going to do a thing to stop it (turns to Kat) And Kat, I want to thank you for your point of view, I know how difficult it must be for you to over come all those years of upper middle class oppression, it must be tough, but the next time you storm the PTA crusading for better lunch meat or whatever you white girls complain about, ask them why they can't buy a book written by a black man. White Bob Marley Wannabes - That's right MON! Mr. Morgan - Don't even get me started on you two. (full quote)
8916 Patrick - So what's your excuse? Katarina - For? Patrick - For acting the way we do? Katarina - I don't like to do what people expect. Why should I live up to other people's expectations instead of my own? Patrick - So, you disappoint them from the start and then you're covered, right? Katarina - Something like that. Patrick - Then you screwed up. Katarina - How? Patrick - You never disappointed me. (full quote)
12153 (1) You don't strike me as the type that would ask your father for permission. (2) Oh, so now you think you know me? (1)I'm getting there. (2)The only thing people know about me is that I'm scary. (1)Yeah, well, I'm no picnic myself. (full quote)
12153 (1) Excuse me. Have you seen The Feminine Mystique ? I've lost my copy. (2) what are you doing here ? (1) I heard there was a poetry reading. (2) You're so...(1) Charming. Wholesome. (2)Unwelcome. (1)You're not as mean as you think you are,you know that ? (2)And you're not as badass as you think you are. (1)Ooo, someone still has her panties in a twist. (2)Don't for one minute think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties. (1)Then what did I have an effect on ? (2)Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing. (full quote)
12153 (1) Milwaukee.(2) what ? (1)That's where I was last year.l wasn't in jail. l don't know Marilyn Manson and I didn't sleep with a Spice Girl, I don't think. (full quote)
12153 (1) You were paid to take me out by the one person I truly hate. (full quote)
beekers Who knocked up your sister? (full quote)
14477 -It's just a party Daddy. -And hell is just a sauna. (full quote)
14477 -So the next time you go cruisading for better...lunch meat or whatever it is you white girls complain about ask 'em why they can't buy a book written by a black man! -That's right man!!! -Don't even get me started on you two! (full quote)
14477 -So you disapoint them from the start and then you're set? -Something like that. -Well then you screwed up... -How? -You never disapointed me. (full quote)
14477 -I just delivered a set of twins to a fifteen year old girl this morning you know what she said to me? -I'm a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom? -Close...but no. She said (I should have listened to my father!) -SHE DID NOT! -Well that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up! (full quote)
14522 1)Sweet love renew thy force! 2)Hey, don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you. 3)Look, you embarrased the girl. Sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity! 1)Don't say shit like that. People can hear you. (full quote)
14740 So I'm thinking about getting a Tercel. Yeah, it's a Toyota. (full quote)
zee I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair; I hate the way you drive my car; I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind; I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly, I hate the way I don't hate you Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. (full quote)
15912 Ms. Perky: People think of you as.... Kat: Tempestious? Ms.Perky: Hanious Bithch would be the term used most often, you might want to work on that. (full quote)
16017 bianka- ah ha black underwear. camron- and what does this tell us? (full quote)
16017 bianka- ah ha black underwear. camron- and what does this tell us? bianka- it mea that she wants to have sex some day camron-maybe seh just likes the color bianka- you don't buy black underwear unless you want someone to see it. (full quote)
16070 1)It's just a party 2) Yeah, and hell's just a sauna... (full quote)
17028 You know you can't just buy me a guitar everytime you screw up. -- Yeah, I know. But I figure, there's the bass, drums, and maybe even someday a tamborine. (full quote)
17494 Patrick:Hey there girlie. How are you? Kat:sweating like a pig actually. and yourself? Patrick: now there's a way to get a guy's attention. Kat: my mission in life. but obviously i've struck your fancy so you see it worked. the world makes sense again. Patrick: pick you up on friday then? Kat: oh right, sure friday. Patrick: i'll take you places you've never been. Kat: like where, the 7 11 on Brodway? Do you even know my NAME screw-boy? Patrick: i know a lot more than you think. Kat: doubtful, very doubtful. (full quote)
17494 Cameron:You're missing what's there!Michael:Cameron, no, what's there is a spoiled little princess wearing a strategically planned sundress that makes guys like us realize we can never touch her and guys like Joey realize they want to. She my friend is what we will spend the rest of our lives NOT having. Cameron:No Michael:Put her in your spank bank and move on. Cameron:You're wrong about her. Well, not about the spanking part, but the rest, you're wrong! (full quote)
18503 Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby. (full quote)
19210 Patrick:Ooh, someone's still got her panties in a twist. Kat:Don't for one minute think you had any effect on my panties. Patrick: what did I have an effect on? Kat: Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing. (full quote)
19210 Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns. That's a direct quote. (full quote)
19210 Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver? (full quote)
19210 So I'm supposed to buy her a book and some noodles and sit around listening to girls who can't play their instruments. (full quote)
19275 Bianca: She used to be really popular but then she got sick of it or something. Theories abound as to why but I'm pretty sure she's just incapable of human interaction. Plus, she's a bitch. (full quote)
19422 1) Somebody's still got her panties in a twist. 2) Don't think for one minute you had any affect on my panties. 1)what did I have an affect on? 2) Other than my upchuck reflex nothing. (full quote)
19481 Dad...it's just a party! Uh huh, and Hell is just a sauna! (full quote)
19715 Im a crack-whore who hould have made my sleazy boyfriend wear a condom (full quote)
20126 I'm getting a Tercel [girls walk away]...ya thats a Toyota. (full quote)
20126 {Bianca] uhh! what planet are you from, Planet Loser. [Kat] As opposed to Planet Look at me, look at me! (full quote)
20156 I'm down. I got the 411 and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy. I don't care how dope his ride is. My mommma raised no foo! (full quote)
20156 only if we were the last two people on earth, and there are sheep. ARE THERE SHEEP?? (full quote)
20156 Patrick: So you guys are going to help me tame the wild beast? Camron and Michael: ABSOLUTELY!!...we are your guys! Camron: and he means that.. in um... a strictly non prison movie type of way (full quote)
20157 Dad: Isn't that an East Coast school? Kat: Thus the basis of it's appeal (full quote)
20157 (1)There's a difference between like and love. See I like my Sketchers, but I love my Prada backpack. (2)Well I love my Sketchers. (1)That's because you don't have a Prada backpack. (full quote)
20926 Let's forget for a moment that you are severely unhinged and concentrate on my need for a night of teenage normalcy. (full quote)
20926 They look left, we go right. We shoot, we score! (full quote)
20947 Dad: where is she going? Kat: Out with some bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm. (full quote)
20947 1. I know you've pictured me naked. 2. {GASPS} Am I that TRANSPARtent? I WANT you, I NEED YOU, oh baby, oh baby. (full quote)
20947 My insurance does not cover PMS!!! (full quote)
20947 My insurance does not cover PMS!! (full quote)
20947 [Bianca]: You suck! [runs upstairs] [Kat mockingly]: You suck! (full quote)
20947 You are SOOOO not who I thought you were. (full quote)
20947 You don't ever forget a girl who will flash someone to get you out of detention. (full quote)
20947 what's with this chick? She have beer-flavored boobs? (full quote)
21057 I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My mama didn't raise no foo'! (full quote)
kunkerdo0dle (punches his face)That's for making my date bleed (punches his face again) That's for my sister (knees him in the balls) Ands that's, that's, for me. (full quote)
kunkerdo0dle I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair, I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind, I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way your always right, I hate it when you lie, I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when your not around, and the fact that you didn't call, but mostly I hate the way I don't hate you not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. (full quote)
kunkerdo0dle remove head from sphincter then drive! (full quote)
kunkerdo0dle Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, Ohh baby, Ohh baby! (full quote)
kunkerdo0dle My insurance doesn't cover PMS! (full quote)
23990 what's normal, those damn 'Dawson's River' kids sleepin' in each other's beds? (full quote)
24412 1*where did you come from? Planet Loser? 2*As opposed to Planet Look at me Look at me?! (full quote)
24412 1*New Rule:: You can date....when she does! 2*But what if Kat NEVER dates?! 1*Then you won't ever date--ooh! I like that! (full quote)
24412 I know you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed...but can you ever just be whelmed?! (full quote)
24412 1*There's a difference between like and love. I LIKE my Sketchers, but I LOVE my Prada backpack! 2*But I love my Sketchers! 3*That's because you don't have a Prada backpack! (full quote)
DramaQueen I guess in this society being a male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time (full quote)
25630 I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. (full quote)
25672 I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boot and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around and the fact you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you at all. Not even close not even a little bit not even at all. (full quote)
25754 Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you. Oh baby, Oh baby. (full quote)
1ajas She's meeting bikers. Big ones. full of sperm. (full quote)
1ajas There's a dick on my face isn't there? (full quote)
1ajas (1)Make anybody cry today? (2)Sadly, no. But it's only four-thirty. (full quote)
1ajas Shakespeare may be a dead white guy but he knows his shit. (full quote)
26994 Dad,it's just a party! Uh huh, and Hell is just a sauna! (full quote)
27820 Bianca:Um beaucoup problemo calvin, Incase you haven't noticed my sisters a paticularly hideous breed of loser. Cameron: Yeah...I noticed..why is that? Bianca:Unsolved mystery! She used to be popular, but then its like she got sick of it...or something! There is a boundness to why, but I'm pretty sure she's just incapable of human interaction. Plus! She's a bitch! (full quote)
27820 Cat: I need you! I want you! Oh baby Oh baby (full quote)
28410 #1 I heard he ate a live duck once #2 Everything but the beak and feet (full quote)
JenniferJayde what's with this chick? She have beer flavored nipples? (full quote)
28804 i love you baby. an if it's quite alright i need you baby,to warm the lonely nights i love you baby trust in me when i say!!! (full quote)
Jules1985 Now Shakespeare is a dead white guy but he knows his shit so we can get past that. (full quote)
29460 ***** shes meeting a gang on bikers full of sperm******* (full quote)
30083 Teacher:Kat, I want to thank you for your point of view. I know how hard it must be to overcome all those years of upper-middle-class suburban oppression. Must be tough! But the next time you go stormin' the PTA, crusading for better...Lunch meat, or whatever it is you White girls complain about...ask 'em why, they can't buy a book written by a black man! *White Rastas: THAT'S RIGHT MON! Teacher: Don't even get me started on you two. (full quote)
30427 Do you really want to get all dressed up so some Dracarnior wearing dextor with a boner can feel you up with you're forced to listen to a band that bu definition blows? (full quote)
31841 (Cameron) I LearnED FRENCH FOR YOU!!! (full quote)
32825 I hate the way you look at me or the way you have your hair (full quote)
Arsey Hey, your eyes have am little green in them. (full quote)
33899 I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed? (full quote)
Gail am I that transparent? I want you I need you. Oh baby....Oh baby. (full quote)
34288 am i that transparent? i want you i need you oh baby oh baby (full quote)
35205 Don't let anybody make you feel like you don't deserve what you really want (full quote)
movieluver I hate the way you stare (full quote)
movieluver I need you baby...to warm the lonely nights, oh pretty baby. Trust in me as I say.... (full quote)
36418 Whoops?! My insurance doesn't cover PMS. (full quote)
38508 You chose the perfect revenge mainlining tequila. (full quote)
38907 what is it with this chick? She have beer flavoured nipples or something? (full quote)
39340 at least im not from planet look at me look at me (full quote)
39340 o how i loath thee let me count the ways (full quote)
39340 u come from planet looser. as aposed to planet look at me look at me (full quote)
42504 i'm down i've got the 411 and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some guy i dont care how dope his ride is (full quote)
44722 What's normal? Those damn Dawson's River kids running around and sleeping in each other's beds?... I'm down. I've got the 411. And you are not going and gettin jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. (full quote)
44782 what does this girl got, beer-flavored nipples? (full quote)
44895 Have you seen the unwashed miscreants that go to that school? (full quote)
46146 who knocked your sister up? (full quote)
48652 1)Hello, Katarina. Make anybody cry today? 2)Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30. (full quote)
48652 1)Well, if you must know... a small study group with friends. 2)Otherwise known as an orgy? 3)Mr. Stratford, it's just a party. 4) And hell is just a sauna. (full quote)
49004 But most of all I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even a little, not even at all. (full quote)
bigclaude remove head from spinxter then drive. (full quote)
Weena Kat: where'd you get the perls Bianca:there mums Kat:and what you've been hiding them for three years Bianca: no daddy found they in a drawer last week Kat: so what your just gonna start wearing them now Bianca:well its not like shes coming back to claim them besides they look good on me Kat: trust me they dont! (full quote)
Romantik I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. (full quote)
Emmaaa It's happening... (full quote)
merykittyboo Girl 1: There's a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack. Girl 2: But I love my Skechers. Girl 1: That's because you don't have a Prada backpack. (full quote)
merykittyboo I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. (full quote)