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| 1815 |
1) what in Gods creation? 2) oh not his.... ours
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| 1815 |
cook dies in his own oven
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| 892 |
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For thou art with me. Thy rod
and thy staff comfort me. Surely through all this your mercy shall follow me all the days of my life....Because I carry a big
stick and I'm the meanest motherf***er in the valley
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| 4064 |
She screwed with the sharks, now the sharks, they're screwing with us.
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| 4066 |
Amatuers often add milk for density, this is a mistake.
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| 619 |
Death is always useless, Doctor.
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You ate my bird.
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| 5352 |
How many sticks of dinamite in your ears will i take before you head clears ?
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| 6650 |
Carter, bring me some sushi.
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| 6936 |
I wouldn't get that close if I were you. Just a suggestion.
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| 10927 |
Fifty foot shark and you had to hit me in the leg.
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| 20458 |
You ate my bird!
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| 10929 |
--Einstein's theory of relativity. Grab hold of a hot pan, a second
can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative.
--I spent four years at Cal Tech, and that's the best physics explanation I've ever heard.
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| 10929 |
You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has
a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for
murder.
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| 10929 |
Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man.
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| 10929 |
--Man, I hate this song.
--Like the tunes, Preach?
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| 10929 |
--We have to kill her.
--That's the smartest thing you've said all day.
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| 10929 |
Brothers never make it out of situations like this! Not ever!
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| 10929 |
Beneath this glassy surface, a world of gliding monsters!
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| 10929 |
Let's start with an omlette. Use two eggs, not three. Some like to
add mike for density. This is a mistake.
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| 10929 |
If this is a lesson about the drinking, let's just say I've learned.
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| 10929 |
Like black men don't have enough ways to get killed without climbing
up some stupid ass mountain in the middle of God nowhere! You leave that to the white folks! Brother!
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| 10929 |
That's the answer to the riddle. Because that's what an eight thousand pound mako thinks about. About freedom. About the deep blue
sea.
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| 10929 |
What you've done is taken God's oldest killing machine and given it reason and will. What you've done is knocked us all the way to the
bottom of the Goddamn food chain. That's not a great leap forward in
my book.
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| 28597 |
You used us. You used me. Someone on the water who wouldn't make waves. Dumb ol' Carter who wouldn't understand...
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| 28597 |
He's pissing into the wind, how smart can he be?
You'll see.
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| 28597 |
Welcome to Aquatica.
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| 28597 |
- They're big. They're real big.
- What?
- The size of your brass balls.
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| 28597 |
Get me out of here, Carter. I don't want to die!
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| 28597 |
She may be the world's smartest animal, but she's still just an animal. Come to Mama.
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| 28597 |
Bring your feathery a** over here! Come on, see Daddy smile?
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| 28597 |
- I read about you. That thing in the Himalayas.
- Alps.
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| 28597 |
1) You're the man, right?
2) Yeah, I'm the man.
3) Well, the man always has a file. what's it say?
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what does an 8000 pound mako shark with a brain the size of a flathead V8 engine & no natural predators think about?
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| 33944 |
- Alright people.... these sharks are thinking... hard & clear..... so here's the riddle...... what does an 8000 pound mako shark with a brain the size of a flathead V8 engine & no natural predators think about????
- Well I'm not waiting around here to find out.....
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| 35892 |
I hate tourists, and i've decided im going to like you.
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| 10929 |
Tell me, Mr. Franklin, have you ever known anyone with Alzheimer's?
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| 10929 |
200,000 men and women develop Alzheimer's each year.
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