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| 10366 |
I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me.
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| 10366 |
Sera: How do you feel?
Ben: Like the kling klang king of the rim ram room.
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| 11897 |
Ben: You can never, never ask me to stop drinking. Do you understand?
Sera: I do, I really do.
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| 2188 |
You can fuck my ass
Ohhh!
You can come in my face
Oh my godd!
Just keep it out of my hair...I just washed it.
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| 8563 |
We musn't kick the bar - we lean into the bar. Just lean into the railing.
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| 14541 |
(1)We can watch a movie and I can mix you up a gooey blender drink.
(2)I have to get up pretty early tomorrow. I'll just finish this and go. Thanks anyway.
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| 14541 |
I really wish that you'd come home with me. You're so cute and I'm really good in bed... believe me... you smell good too... No? OK.
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| 14541 |
(1)Maybe you shouldn't drink so much.
(2)Maybe I shouldn't breathe so much, Teri. Ha... ha.
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| 14541 |
(1)There's a one-drink minimum per show, I hope you saw the sign
when you came in. Anyway, they're supposed to tell you.(2)Yes, I heard, and it's not a problem.(1)what do you want?
(2)what are my choices?
(1)Everything's ten dollars, and there's no alcohol.
(2)No alcohol?
(1)No alcohol. You gotta get something else. Everything's ten dollars. what do you want?
(2)what do you think I should get?
(1)Non-alcoholic malt beverage?
(2)... Noooo.(1)Orange soda?(2)No.(1)Coffee?
(2)No.(1)Sparkling apple cider?(2)No.(1)Water?
(2)Water?(1)One drink minimum per show. Everything's ten dollars. Now... tell me what you want or I'll eighty-six you.
(2)Water.
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| 15682 |
I really wish you'd come home with me. You're so cute, and I'm really good in bed too, believe me...
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| 8563 |
The only thing I have to come home to is a bottle of mouthwash.
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| 8563 |
Do you want to watch?
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| 7016 |
You're luminescent, baby.
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| 7016 |
Let's do it to it!
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nobody't doing anyone in the butt..
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| 7016 |
You're like some kind of antidote - mixes with the liquor and keeps me in balance.
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| 8563 |
I really wish you'd come home with me. You're so cute, and I'm really good in bed, too - believe me. And you smell great, and you look great, and your hair's great...No? OK.
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| 8563 |
Maybe if you kissed me and I could taste the sting in your mouth, it would help.
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| 8563 |
Maybe you shouldn't drink so much.
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| 8563 |
your blood tastes good.
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| weeping~willow~ |
Terri: Maybe you shouldn't drink so much.
Ben: Maybe I shouldn't breathe so much either.
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And now its 30 days later, and I have been to a funeral,Ive been to about 9 million job interviews, Im 52,000 in debt, and I got this chip
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I'm a prickly pear
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| 10929 |
--Sarah, with a 'H'?
--With an 'E'. S-E-R-A. Sera.
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| 10929 |
I know a cool place in the desert.
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| 8563 |
I'm back, I've got my check, and baby, I'm ready to sign.
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| 8563 |
Hey there, Mr. Erection. You want a date?
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| 10929 |
Look at me - I'm a prickly pear.
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| 44453 |
I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking, or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me
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I suppose sooner or later we oughta fuck.
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