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Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  ace:There's someone on the wing, someTHING...I'm sorry, what were you saying? (full quote)
  Spank you helpy helperton!! (full quote)
7869 Bumblebee tuna! (full quote)
7869 Looooooooooooooooserrrrrrrrrrrrr. (full quote)
7869 Gwano! (full quote)
7869 Was I...talking in my sleep? (full quote)
7869 No one messes with the Dew! (full quote)
7869 And you must be the monopoly man...thanks for the free parking. (full quote)
7869 Do not pass go! Do not collect 200$! (full quote)
7869 1) Something wrong Mr. Ventura? 2) Of course not. This is a lovely room of death! (full quote)
7869 It's lovely, but I fancy myself in Autumn. (full quote)
7869 Lend me your rears! (full quote)
  Do not pass go, do not collect two-hundred dollars (full quote)
7869 1)Peanut? 2)Yes, I have one right here! It's bulky but I consider it carry-on. 1)Peanuts. 2)Ohh I see! (full quote)
  excuse me, your balls are showing... bumblebee tuna, bumblebee tuna (full quote)
  i didn't know the witchatchee's were bitters!! (full quote)
3419 Nobody messes with the 'Do!!!!! (full quote)
5352 Flowers ? For me ? Oh i do declare Mr Boagart !You are my Hero-......Was I ...talking in my sleep ? (full quote)
5352 1) Penuts ? 2) Yes I have one right here , it's bulky but i consider it carry-on . (full quote)
5352 1) This fruit paste is delicious ..and the pottery is lovely . 2) It's made from Gwano 1) Gwano...that sounds so familiar ...3) Bat droppings. (full quote)
5352 Gwano bowls ! Collect the whole set ! (full quote)
5352 1) I'm looking for a Mr Ace Vetura 2) No man carries with him a label . 1) Oh yes , no names, how silly of me ...Um he's an American 2) We are all children of the same life force . 1) Yes of course ..Um ..he bends over and he speaks from his rear 2) Oh him .... Right this way (full quote)
5352 I thought you'd never ask (taskes deep breath ) The day I met you there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster , yesterday i saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept and suddenly it hit me : The Great White Bat has Great White Gwano . THAT's what you Slipped in , THAT'S what was on your shoe and THAT explains the abbrasion on your palm ...let me run that back for you ...(does rewind effect) THAT's what you Slipped in , THAT'S what was on your shoe and THAT explains the abbrasion on your palm !!!...DAMN I'M GOOD !! (full quote)
5352 1) If I were you I'd turn back 2) Yeah ? well if you were me then I'd use YOUR body to get to the top ! You can't stop me no matter who you are (full quote)
5352 1) That's a lovely wrap you have there , perhaps i could get you some slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals (full quote)
5352 I will be as a fly on the wall , a grain of salt in the ocean . I will slip among them like a transparent ....thing (full quote)
5352 1)Nevermind , Aooda's probably going for help right now. 2) Hello Ace ! They found me . No sweat ! 1)..don't beat yourself up (full quote)
5352 Fee Fye Fo Fum ..I smell..the fingerprints of Scum . Beter dust the place .... (sometime later) totaly clean..not one DAMN clue (full quote)
5352 I am now a holy man . I think of women as the mothers of our children . They are a temple to house the unborn . A sanctuary for the reproductive organs.....do you have a dollar ? (full quote)
5352 Isn't this incredible ?!?!? It's gonna be some kind of a record ! Everybody loves a slinky ! You gotta get a slinky ! Slinky ! Slinky Go Slinky go ! (full quote)
5352 1) I don't think there's any reason to go in there . Ever . 2) yes but- 1) It's dark ! OK ? I might fall into a preseface! 3)Here *hads torch* take this 1) Spankyou helpy helperton. (full quote)
5352 1) I don't think there's any reason to go in there . Ever . 2) yes but- 1) It's dark ! OK ? I might fall into a preseface! 3)Here *hads torch* take this 1) Spankyou helpy helperton. (full quote)
5352 The sacred bat's gotta be in one of those huts . But I'll never know unless I can walk freely among them *spots mask* boom-da-ba , he exclaimed with great relish (full quote)
5352 1) ...none other that : Shikaka. 2&3)*Kneel*. 4)Shikaka. 2&3)*Kneel*. 4) Shikaka. 2&3)*Kneel*. 4) Shiskabab ...Shaweshank Redemption.. Shika... go ! 2)*kneels* 4) You're outta there (full quote)
5352 1) Perhaps we whould just slow down a little ? 2) Nonsense poopy pants ! (full quote)
5352 Three darts is too much .. (full quote)
  hi ho silver and away!(slide room scene) (full quote)
  say hello to my stinky friend! (full quote)
11303 greenwald! Hit the lights! (full quote)
11793 Your balls are showing! (full quote)
  Liiike a glove! (full quote)
  Nuts? I haeve them right here, their bulky but i consider them carry on. (full quote)
  YA ya ya ya AAALLLRIGHTY THEN!!!!!!! (full quote)
  well if you were me then i'd be you, and i'd use your body to get to the top. you cant stop me no matter who you are! (full quote)
  Isn't this incredible! It's gotta be some kindof a record! Everyone loves a slinky, ya gotta get a slinky, slinky, slinky, GO SLINKY GO! (full quote)
  DIE! Evil spawn of SATAN! (full quote)
  Is there something wrong Mr. Ventura? .... Not at all .. This is a lovely room of death (full quote)
  FINE!! Let's do everything that Yooooouuu want to do. (full quote)
  Everyone loves a slinky, you gotta get yourself a slinky! slinky! slinky! go slinky, go! (full quote)
  startin' to get num! (full quote)
  Happy? From the Consulate, right? This is WEIRD!!! (full quote)
  Bang Bang Chitty Chitty bang bang!! CHITTTTTTTYYYYYYYY!!! (full quote)
  Isn't this incredible? It's gonna be some kind of a record! Everyone loves a slinkie... you gotta get a slinkie! SLINKIE! SLINKIE! GO SLINKIE GO!!!! ohhhhhhh... can you believe it? it was right there! can i do it one more time? (full quote)
  I thought you'd never ask (taskes deep breath ) The day I met you there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster , yesterday i saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept and suddenly it hit me : The Great White Bat has Great White Gwano . THAT's what you Slipped in , THAT'S what was on your shoe and THAT explains the abbrasion on your palm ...let me run that back for you ...(pretends to rewind himself) THAT's what you Slipped in , THAT'S what was on your shoe and THAT explains the abbrasion on your palm !!!...DAMN I'M GOOD !!CAN YA FEEL THAT!HUH?!CAN YA?! (full quote)
  I thought you'd never ask (taskes deep breath ) The day I met you there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster , yesterday i saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept and suddenly it hit me : The Great White Bat has Great White Gwano . THAT's what you Slipped in , THAT'S what was on your shoe and THAT explains the abbrasion on your palm ...let me run that back for you ...(pretends to rewind himself) THAT's what you Slipped in , THAT'S what was on your shoe and THAT explains the abbrasion on your palm !!!...DAMN I'M GOOD !!CAN YA FEEL THAT!HUH?!CAN YA?! (full quote)
  Like a glove! (full quote)
  there's… someone one on the wing… some THING… (full quote)
  fee fye fo fum… I smell… THE FINGERPRINTS OF SCUM!! (full quote)
  fee fye fo fum… I smell… THE FINGERPRINTS OF SCUM!! (full quote)
  Oh you, pretty chittybangbang chittychittybangbang we love you, and our pretty chittychittybangbang loves us to, hi ho everywhere we go chittychitty we depend, abngbang chittychittybangbang, our friend four fandered, chittybangbangbang our fine four fandered, chittybangbang chittybangbang, chittybangbang Yeah.... CHITTYYYYY!!. Oh look there's the conselant(2) oh thank god,(1) Now if I can just find a parking spot,(2)Don't you think we should slow down just a tinsy bit,(1)Nonsense Poopy Pants. (full quote)
  you make me smiille, but yet i am traubold (full quote)
  Nonsense poopy pants! (full quote)
  Lahoo saher! Loser! (full quote)
  *Ace screams* Something wrong Mr Ventura? Ace: No, Thank-you, this is a lovely room of death. Take care now, bye-bye then! (full quote)
  Hey...easy...Remember, I'm the loogey guy. (full quote)
  Ay yo silver away!!! (full quote)
  Kinda hot in these rhinos! (full quote)
  Earthquake test! (shakes the totem pole) He's good. With my help, he could be the best. (full quote)
  what do the Wachatis possess that is profitable to other man....besides the princess with the amazing rack? (full quote)
  (slaps the consolute in the butt with the whip) Funny, it didn't seem so painful when you were doing it to the horse. (full quote)
  ACE VENTURA: isn't this incredible!! this is gona by some kind of a record...everybody wants a slinky , you gotta get a slinky..slinky..slinky ..go slinky goo..ohh it was right there..can you believe it.. (full quote)
  If I don't finish my medication...I...get a little cranky. (full quote)
  Alrighty then! (full quote)
  I would just like to say that most of you who post your quotes are completely wrong. Not ALL, most... If you are planning on submitting a quote, make sure it's verbatim so you don't look like an idiot. Come on. Now, if you're REALLY unsure, i would highly suggest using the captions while watching the movie, they're very helpful. You don't want to look like an idiot who can differentiate between 'meditation' and 'medication'. Please, don't fall into that. (full quote)
  gh (full quote)
  Those are very nice (full quote)
  Die you winged spawn of SATAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!! (full quote)
  But i am yet to obtain my omni-pressant, super-galactic ONE-NESS!! (full quote)
  hi ho silver away! (full quote)
  I'll have you know i have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a moongoose...THROW IT!...I DARE YOU!! (full quote)
  1) If I were you I'd turn back. 2) Yeah? well if you were me and I was you then I'd use YOUR body to get to the top! .. You can't stop me no matter who you are! (full quote)
  V: DIE DEVIL BIRD!! (full quote)
  Say hello to my stinky little friend (full quote)
  None sense poopy pants! (full quote)
  Damn I'm good...can you feel that...can you feel that captian-com-post!...The day of redemption is at hand...REPENT!...and thou shall be saved...(pants heavily)... (full quote)
  oh you chitty chitty bang bang chitty chitty bang bang, i love you, hi ho (full quote)
  Like a Glloovve! (full quote)
  And my work habits? (Ace:) From the urine stain on your pants, I can tell you're a single shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. (full quote)
5352 1) Iquinsooacha! 2)what does Iquinsooacha mean ? 3)White devil 2)Well tell them I'm not 3)How do I know ? I've only just met you 1)Iquinsooacha Iquinsooacha ! 3)He said - 2) Lemme guess : White devil white devil? 3)Yes! You speak Watchootoo? (full quote)
5352 Do i have something in my teeth ? (full quote)
12076 The whatee-what'n? (full quote)
12674 1.) As a being of light I must show compassion for all the living things of nature. 2.) good. 1.) I'm not touchin' it though! (full quote)
12674 Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self, to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. (full quote)
12674 Kinda hot in these rhinos. (full quote)
12674 I'll have you know I have the reflexes of a cat, and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it! I dare ya! (full quote)
12756 Guano bowls... collect the whole set! (full quote)
12877 Can I do it again...Ace, if we dont hurry, we are going to miss the plane..oh,how selfish of me,lets do all the things that YOU want to do! (full quote)
12877 Well if you were me then Id be you and Id use YOUR body to get to the top.You cant stop me no matter WHO you are...loooser!! (full quote)
14952 This is a lovely room of death. (full quote)
14952 And you must be the monoply guy. (full quote)
14952 Your balls are showing (full quote)
14952 Everyone loves a slinky you gotta get a slinky,slinky , slinky go slinky go. (full quote)
15737 Can you feel it? Can you feel it, captain compost? The day of redemption is upon us. REPENT AND THOU SHALT BE SAVED!! (full quote)
18028 ...and you must be the monopoly guy..do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollares (full quote)
20145 I didn't know that the Watchootoo were biters! (full quote)
22667 SAY HELLO TO MY STINKY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!!! (full quote)
1ajas My - aren't I the popular one? (full quote)
1ajas How selfish of me - let's do all the things you want to do. (full quote)
1ajas Hungry, fella? (full quote)
1ajas No man here carries with him a label. (full quote)
1ajas But I have yet to attain omnipresent supergalactic oneness. (full quote)
1ajas Of course. How selfish of me. Let's do all the things that you wanna do! (full quote)
1ajas Of course. How selfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do! (full quote)
1ajas Spank you, greenwald. Spank you very much. (full quote)
1ajas Do I... have something in my teeth? (full quote)
1ajas And YOU must be the Monopoly guy! (full quote)
1ajas Heyyy!! (full quote)
29460 **** ( looks around the room full of dead animal heads gasping for breath) jerk: somesing wong mister vantura? (goes back to normal) V: no of course not this is quite a lovely room of death. (full quote)
38508 ACE)Isn't it incredible? Its gotta be some kind of a record! Everyone loves a slinky, you gotta get a slinky, slinky slinky go slinky go! Oh do you believe it? It was right there! Can I do it one more time? GREENWALL)I'm sorry Ace but if we don't leave now we're going to miss the plane. ACE) Oh how incredibly selfish of me, let's do all the things that you wanna do. (full quote)
41964 Everyone loves a slinky, slinky, slinky, GO SLINKY GO! (full quote)
  yj (full quote)
  oh yea? well if you were me then i'd be you! you cant stop me no matter who you are! hehehe LOSER.................. LA_HO_SA_HER (full quote)
  Oh yeah? Well if you were me then i'd be you, and i'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are! hehehehehehe LOSER!................ LA_HA_SAH_HER (full quote)
  That’s what you slipped in, that’s what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm! Let me run that back for you. .mlap ruoy no noisarba eht snialpxe taht dna, eohs ruoy no saw tahw s’taht, ni deppils uoy tahw s’tahT That’s what you slipped in, that’s what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm! (full quote)
  Nonesense poopy pants. (full quote)
  Like a glove (full quote)
  what are ya, H.R. Shovenstuff! (full quote)
  FINE LETS DO ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU WANNA DO!! (full quote)
  kinda hot in these rhinos. (full quote)
  I am a child of light now, your earthly money holds no appeal to me. (full quote)
  LLLiikkkeee a Glooove! (full quote)