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Screwed - 2000 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
  We kidnapped a turd!! (full quote)
7330 We kidnapped a turd. (full quote)
12521 That's it! He didn't say stick with Mrs. Crock and you'll get ahead, He said stick Mrs. Crock and you'll get head. (full quote)
  Just goes to prove my point...never trust a black man named Kip (full quote)
19876 Willard: Jesus Rusty, what did you do that for? He's a cop! Rusty: I was scared! Willard: Everytime you're scared you hit a guy with a desklamp? (full quote)
23883 1. grover how would you like to make $100,000? 2. mm.. thats alot of cheese (full quote)
23883 1. do you have any enemys? 2. not that i know of. 1. does mr. filmore have any? 2. who? 3. thats wilards last name. 2 oh. not that i know of. 1 did he have any friends he would bring over? 2. not that i know of. 1 does he have any living reletives? 2. not that i know of. (full quote)
  MUFFIN!.. BITE MY WEENIE! (full quote)
30916 sweet old lady on pie box isnow super villain! (full quote)
10929 Halt! This is the police! (full quote)