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Drop Dead Gorgeous - 1999 Movie Quotes


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  1: I brought you chocolates. 2: good job Becky! She's anorexic! 3: She's skinny! Not deaf! (full quote)
4361 I will if you shut your pie hole! (full quote)
4361 You're talking about the richest family in a small town. It's front page news if one of em takes a shit! (full quote)
  I'll tell ya who should win.. Amber Atkins. She's the prettiest, the most smartest.. Amber's mom: Oh that's really great.. the most smartest?! Take a picture of that! Friend: what? the most smartest!! (full quote)
  Friend: Hey, can any of you boys give me a ride home? Amber's mom: Don't fall for that, she live 2 trailers down (full quote)
  Camera Man: Can you think of the name of your favorite pageant? Gladis: Can I? Amer-I-Can. I don't know where I get it, I think it is a gift from God or something! (full quote)
  Becky: As my mother says on Sunday dinner, come and get it! (full quote)
5435 If they ask you to take your clothes off, get the money first. (full quote)
5806 You guys want shots? I'm buyin'. (full quote)
5806 Oh god - she's pregnant! Come here honey, mommy wants to talk to you... (full quote)
5806 You guys want shots? I'm buyin'. (full quote)
  That's why no matter what I do, I aim to win. (full quote)
  nurse:Hello miss sad pants and her friend serious sally, how about some nice cool mints to turn those frowns upside down? Loretta:Do ya think a nice cool mint would help if I shoved your head up your ass? (full quote)
  I know who da winner is.. (full quote)
  Those sons of bitches. (full quote)
7363 naah, she's yellin' ma, ma, cause she's got taerrets (full quote)
5631 Jesus Christ on a cross! (full quote)
  (reporter): So are you girls going to the parade? (girl): I can't I think I'm due or something... (full quote)
  i love st. pauls pork products so much,,,, I work here now!!!!! (full quote)
8826 1)You won't find a back room in our video stores, unlike some larger sin cities. 2)A.k.a. Minneapolis, St. Paul. (full quote)
  Two weeks before the pageant, i was brushing up on surrent events, practicing my talent, and running 18 miles a day, on about 400 calories. i was ready. (full quote)
  Ya Frita was the oldest liveing Lutheren now she's dead as a doornail. Its the damn Shrinders wont take down the damn sign the lazy sons of bitches. Every year every damn year I tell them take down the God damn Freta sign you lazy sons of bitches. (full quote)
  are we on cops are we on cops Harold shutup hank this here is buissnessohh mom said not in the head well mom is dead so shut your flytrap i will if you shut your piehole (full quote)
  Mom still cries everytime she sees a tilt-o-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top. (full quote)
  Get you're ass up there and show Mommy some teeth! (full quote)
10401 Mary: who are you? Becky: It's me Becky. (full quote)
10401 They remade my belly with skin from my butt. (full quote)
10401 shut your flytrap I will if you shut your pie hole (full quote)
  OH CRAP..OH CRAP (full quote)
11017 Jesus loves winners (full quote)
11017 As Anthony Robbins says: The only person who can beat me is me. (full quote)
11289 You know my parents only had me because Peter needed a kidney. (full quote)
11289 To live in a country where they can take an ugly old mountain and carve the heads of great Americans into it... that makes me, Rebecca Ann Lehman, proud to be an American. (full quote)
  Ludefisk. (full quote)
12147 Amber, did you get my smokes? (full quote)
12147 Amber: I didn't think she would want to meet her maker looking like a cheap whore....Mr. Larson: Well this cheap whore is that family's lovin' mother! (full quote)
  Becky- As my mom says, its Sunday dinner- come and get it! Amber- Oh, I'll come get it! I might even take seconds!! (full quote)
  SPEAK ENGLISH, YOU STUPID LITTLE RETARD! (full quote)
  Amber is the best damn tapper and the most smartest! (full quote)
  THE tards got his pants down! Close up shop! close up shop! (full quote)
  They'll never let you perform naked-- I asked. (full quote)
  Gladis:i won the talent contest by making these coolats, butterick pattern 2209. Loretta: She had a fat ass then and she has a fat ass now (full quote)
  All these fuckin beauty queens were just blowin chunks everywhere. I've never seen nothin like it! (full quote)
11804 Two weeks before the pageant, i was brushing up on current events, practicing my talent, and running 18 miles a day, on about 400 calories. i was ready (full quote)
11804 SPEAK ENGLISH, YOU STUPID LITTLE RETARD! (full quote)
11804 Ya Frita was the oldest living Lutheren now she;s dead as a doornail. Its the damn Shrinders won't take down the damn sign the lazy sons of bitches. Every year every god damn year i tell them take down the God damn Freta sign you lazy sons of bitches. (full quote)
11804 1: hello miss sad pants and her friend serious sally. how about some nice cool mints to turn those frowns upside down? 2: Do ya think that a nice cool mint would help if I shoved you head up your ass? (full quote)
12136 1) You know, how would Peter act if he saw this? 2) Well, you know what, Peter's gay. GAY!! (full quote)
  Amber: whats that mom used to always say? Loretta: Once a carn-ie, always a carn-ie. (full quote)
  Yeah well you know what dad? Peter's gay......GAY!!!! (full quote)
  Speak english you stupid little retard!!! (full quote)
  So do u like to swim? YA I lOVE to sWIm !!! (full quote)
  YOU'RE NOTTHE ONE WHO KNOW HOW JIFFY POP FEELS MISSY (full quote)
  ATOMIC POWER makeS ME, MOLLY HOWARD, PROUD TO BE AN ASIAN AMERICAN (full quote)
  Voice of an angel, that one! (full quote)
20513 How do you feel now that you are the american teen princess? I wanna take a shower. (full quote)
20513 ummm the retards pants are unbuttoned. (full quote)
20513 ummm the retards pants are completely off (full quote)
  I owe my life to that deaf baby (full quote)
  Amber: This is BULLSHIT! iris: Amber! that is not miss america teen pageant language! amber: Yeah? well this is....this is.... this is NAZI GERMANY! (full quote)
2829 Amer-I-Can! (full quote)
2829 I stuck your tap shoes in my panties. (full quote)
  You know what dad, peter's Gay...GAY!!!!!!!! (full quote)
2829 1: You think those are implants? 2: what!?! 1: Oh yeah, they get them at birth now. (full quote)
2829 Alabama. A-L-A-B-A-M-A. Alabamba. Alaska. A-L-A-S-K-A. ... G-I-N-A. West Virgina. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin You'd think they'd build the parking lot of America to go with the Mall of America! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Voice of Documentarian: So you've, uh, you've judged a lot of pageants over the years? John: Nope. No. Uh-uh. Never judged a pageant before in my life. Nope. No way. Never around young girls. Even if I was, why would I wanna be, y'know? I- I- I don't get off on that kinda thing and that's really why you're askin', right? ...S- someone say somethin'? (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin He sells reproductions! His furniture's as fake as my orgasms! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin My mom gave me this 19 mill for my 13th birthday. Yeah. I'll always remember what she put on the card. 'Jesus Loves Winners'. That's why I always aim to win. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin And so, dear Lord, it is with deep sadness that we turn over to you this young woman, whose dream to ride on a giant swan resulted in her death. Maybe it is your way of telling us... to buy American. (full quote)
  oh, you betcha Iris (full quote)
  sidewalks Father Donagon, sideWALKS! (full quote)
  Thats why we Lutherans use grape juice for the blood of Christ (full quote)
  The rumors are true, I do have a special someone in my life, and I would like to sing a special song, just for him (full quote)
  country Western! eh, what he got that uh, I not got (full quote)
  Jesus Loves winners (full quote)
  The swan ate my baby! (full quote)
  Ms.K: Suck in the bellies girls! And tuck in the toushes! Close those legs, you look like a bunch of bow-legged cows! (full quote)
26839 I want the big bag of little donuts. (full quote)
24986 Loretta: Are we on 'Cops' again? (full quote)
24986 Amber Atkins: Hi. I'm Amber Atkins, and I am signing up 'cause two of my favorite persons in the world competed in pageants: my mom and Diane Sawyer. Of course, I want to end up more like Diane Sawyer than my mom (full quote)
24986 Voice of Documentarian: So, just tell us your name, and why you're signing up for the pageant. Leslie Miller: Ok...Hi...I'm Leslie Miller..and I'm signing up 'cause..oh.. I always watch the pageants on TV and my boyfriend thinks I'll win.........Hi Pat. GO MUSKIES WOO! (full quote)
24986 BECKY: It's me, Mary....Becky...Becky Leeman. Look, I brought you some chocolate! AMBER: good going Becky, she's anorexic BECKY: She's skinny Amber- not deaf. (full quote)
  Oh no.....I never eat shellfish. Mom once told me never to eat anything that carries its house around with him........you never know the last time its been cleaned. (full quote)
  Who are you? Who are you? Its a little game we play each week. It'e me, Becky. (full quote)
  *in retarded voice* Ga, Ga, are we on cops? Are we on cops again? Dad. You shut your pie hole. You make ME hit you where the good Lord split you! ***RUNS INTO GLASS WALL*** (full quote)
  Father Donigan, sidewalks sidewalks! * GLUG GLUG GLUG * Oh Gladys, the communal wine just proves too temptin' for some of them! * That's why we Lutherans use grape Kool-Aid for the Blood of Christ! (full quote)
  contestant:Uhhhm...the retards' pants are completely off. hank: close up shop!! close up shop!!! (full quote)
  documentarian: so...are you nervous? leslie miller: oh, how'd you find out?? well...yeah, I'm about two months late...my boyfriend doesn't know... documentarian: i meant about the pageant...? (full quote)
  Cop 1: Yeah, after some [pause] extensive investigating, we determined it to be an electrical fire. (full quote)
  Amber: OH MY GAWD! this is just like the dress Diane Sawyer wore to HER regional pageant, well she wore a size 10...Diane was a little hippy in those days. Mom's friend: not our girl! [high five] (full quote)
  1)Proud to be an American 2)What was last year's theme? 1)Buy Americans 2)And the year before that? 1)USA is AOK 2)Can you remember the name of your favorite pagent? 1)Can I? Amer-I-Can...People ask me where I get this stuff, it's like a gift from god (full quote)
  You think they'd have the parking lot of America to go with the mall of America (full quote)
  English, Speak English you stupid little retard (full quote)
  I gotta work at the funeral home, It's busy this time of year, hunting season (full quote)
  Are we on Cops again? (full quote)
  -She's the most smartest...-Most smartest? Get a picture of this, most smartest (full quote)
  It's ok, Doreen gave us hairnets (full quote)
  You think a nice cool mint would help if I shoved your head up your ass? (full quote)
  1)Name and spell all the United states in alphabetical order 2)seriously? (full quote)
  -I hate her! -I know, I know, we all do (full quote)
  She had a big ass then, she has a big ass now (full quote)
  what is solient green? Solient green is people! (full quote)
  1)This is bullshit! 2)Amber, that is not American Teen Princess language! 1)good, because this isn't an American Teen Princess Pagent. This is...this is nuts, Germany! (full quote)
  Let's face it, the family only needs one Liza, and Peter's got much better legs than me (full quote)
  Real nice, you know the babysitter's dead! (full quote)
  She's super happy, the blow to her head made her deaf. (full quote)
  You know what dad, Peter's gay, GAY!!! (full quote)
  -You going to the parade? -No, I think I'm due, or something (full quote)
  One suggestion, why don't ya hike up your skirt a little more (full quote)
  i will be doing an interpretive dance while signing thtough the eyes of god...mom, would you be so kind (full quote)
30220 Becky: Like my mom always said 'it's sunday dinner, come and get it.' Amber: Oh yeah I'll come and get it..I might even have seconds. Becky: Give me that stringy ass hair. (full quote)
30220 Oh geez...she's pregnant. Come here Amber so Mommy can hug you...and then kill you. (full quote)
30220 Right now, I'd kill someone for the nicotine under their fingernails. You hear that Loretta? (full quote)
30220 Clint Brack..ruff!....hey, a-whatta he got that I don't-a got? (full quote)
30220 Beautiful as a whore's ass out here today isn't it boys? (full quote)
30220 Ludafisk....is pickled, salted herring. It's best served with lots of butter. (full quote)
  good things happen to good people. No, that's complete bullsh*t. You're just lucky as hell, so enjoy it. ~Loretta~ (full quote)
  They're never gonna let you perform naked. I asked... -Leslie Miller- (full quote)
  Well as my mother says, it's Sunday dinner so come and get it! (Becky) I'll get it alright, and I'll have some seconds! (Amber) (full quote)
  The Washington Monument (oh ya baby -Leslie's boyfriend-) makes me, Leslie Miller, proud to be an American. -Leslie Miller- (full quote)
  The swan ate my baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Peter would never do this kind of thing. We'll you know what dad? Peter is gay. GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! (full quote)
  gladys-hello father donnegan, sidewalks sidewalks! (iris makes drinking motion) Gladys- oh stop it ir is its not his fault, the communal wine just proves too tempting for some of them iris-thats why why we lutherans use grape kool aid for the blood of christ (full quote)
  what...did they have a sale on dull needles at k-mart? I just need one more do-over!!! (full quote)
  Didn't even get to keep my damn tiara... had to turn it in for scrap metal (full quote)
The Raven A rich family in a small town, it makes the papers when one of them takes a shit! (full quote)
  Lisa's Dad: Yeah, well I'll tell you one thing: Peter never would have pulled a shenanigan like that. Lisa: Well, you know what, Dad? You know what? Peter's gay. GAAAAAAY! (full quote)
  Please help yourself to some coffee and bars! (full quote)
  Loretta: You know who should win, who deserves to win is Amber. She's the prettiest, the best damn tapper, the most smartest... Annette:Most smartest?! Yah, real educated Loretta...take a picture of that, most smartest! Loretta: Most smartest! (full quote)
  OH THERES A spot, oh no...thats just a compact. (full quote)
  My mom gave me this 16 mill. for my 13th birthday...yea I'll always rememeber what she wrote on the card, Jesus loves winners. (full quote)
  Wait wat am i saying? i should jsut ask you becky!! where is it? What? you heard me where is it? if you gettin at somethign you better just say it i just did well then you better be willing to back it up cause your talkin crazy o you bring me on some of that snotty attitude becky bring it on!!! For WAT MY MOTHER SAYS AT SUNDAY DINNER COME AND GET IT O ILL GETT I T ILL GET IT ALL RIGHT I MIGHT EVEN TAKE SECONDS WELL THEN ILL MAKE SURE ITS HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU THEN!! (full quote)
  Well wat do i say? simply just say mom.... i know you sacrificed everything .. relationships dreams your tummy ass and thighs all to bring me into this world all so i could have tap lessons and be in the pagent .. the same one you were in but you know wat? im quitting there easy as pie. oh my god i am s o dead yea you bet you are OUT GET OUT !!! NEXT ONE IN HERE WITHOUT A PACK A LUCKIES IN HER HANDS DIES SHES DIES!!!! you have a super day too!!! (full quote)
  Speak English you stupid little retard (full quote)
  1) Hey Haroyld, are we on cops? Are we on cop Haroyld? Uhaha (2 hit 1 in the back of the head) 1)Haroyld, mom said not in the head! 2) Well moms dead so shut your trap! 1)I will if you shut you pie whole (full quote)
  Guys get out of Mount Rose all the time for hockey scholorships...or prison. But this pageant is pretty much my only shot. (full quote)
  the retards pants are completely open, oh i don't wanna see that (full quote)
  Ah Jesus Mary and Joseph she's Pregnant! (full quote)
  If they ask you to take your top off, get the money first (full quote)
  I got some! (full quote)
  oh,is that for me...or for my gown? (full quote)
  You know what us models say when the glass is half empty....WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN WAITER!! (full quote)
  My uncle lester's largest ball of twine makes me proud to be an american...i misunderstood the question. (full quote)
46449 Do you think they heard us? (full quote)
46449 This is my lucky bolt, it fell from a DC-10 (full quote)
  Amber: My mom never his the fact that my dad chose his career over us. What was it she used to say? Lorretta: Once a carney, always a carney... Amber: Mom still cries everytime she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top. (full quote)
  Jesus Amber, the woman clung to your tap shoes while flying through the air like a goddamn lawn dart! (full quote)
  She had a big ass then. She's gotta big ass now. (full quote)
  THE SWAN ATE MY baby!!! (full quote)
pasolinifan75 That Tammy was a crispy critter up on that thrusher (full quote)
pasolinifan75 they remade my belly with skin from my butt. (full quote)
pasolinifan75 oh she's real happy...the blow to her head made her deaf. (full quote)
pasolinifan75 thats why we Lutherians use grape koolaid for the blood of Christ (full quote)
  every year, every god damn year. i say take down the god damn freda sign you lazy sons-a-bitches (full quote)
  hey amber, y'get my shmokes? (full quote)
  Leslie:yeah i'm realy nervous its been about two months i haven't told my boyfriend yet hoe did you know? repoter:i meant nevous about the pageant. Leslie:OHH nervous about the pageant yeah (full quote)
kuehler15 your Mother clung to your tapshoes while flying through the air like a god damn lawn dart. (full quote)
mrsvzqz Hey, Miss Penthouse '98, close your legs, you could drive a boat show through there! (full quote)