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Ghost World - 2000 Movie Quotes


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  he had cute little bags and everything, i almost cried (full quote)
4904 She thinks you're a dork. (full quote)
4904 Did you even look through the rest of this? You're like my hero. (full quote)
4904 She gets in a car accident and suddenly she's Little Miss Perfect. (full quote)
12670 Joey Macobb is our God. I want to do him. (full quote)
12894 1) Hi my name is Allen and I'll be your waiter 2) Hi Al! Can we call you weird Al? 1) I suppose you would (full quote)
  This falls into the higher category of art that I talked about earlier (full quote)
3605 I liked her so much better when she was a crack addict and alcoholic. She gets into one car accident and suddenly she's Little Miss Perfect. (full quote)
15026 we came by to fuck you but u were not home so therefore u r gay (full quote)
15359 He just ordered a giant glass of milk! (full quote)
15359 What, are we in slow motion here?!? C'mon, what are ya, hypnotized? Have some more kids, why dontcha? (full quote)
  Some people are okay, but mostly I feel like poisoning them all. (full quote)
  Look I just need somebody to be nice to me for like five minutes and then I swear I'll leave you alone. (full quote)
  this is obviously 1970's original punk. apparantly johnny fuckface here is to stupid to realize this. (full quote)
  corporate slut. sophisticated (full quote)
  Its so bad its good. Its so bad its gone past good and back to bad again. (full quote)
  I can't relate to 99% of people. (full quote)
  Sup Josh? Gimme two packs of cigaretts today. Working overtime. Sixteen hours. ... And uh, nature's nectar, wake-up juice. And gimme like, 6 of these beef jerkys... hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll. Hey. Hey, you. How many times I tell you, no shirt, no service. Get the hell out of my store. What do you think this is, Club Med? It's America dude, learn the rules. No, no. You learn the rules. We Greeks invented democracy. You also invented homos. Fuck you. You wish. You gotta buy me dinner first. (full quote)
  We graduated high school. How totally amazing. (full quote)
  1)Fuck you 2) you wish,you'll have to buy me dinner first (full quote)
  (rap music playing) Who can forget this great hit from the 50's? (full quote)
18032 1) We should totally get together this summer! (starts flipping wrists) 2) Yeah, I can definitely see that happening. (full quote)
  everybody is too stupid (full quote)
  What are we in slow motion here. What are you, hypnotized? Go have soe more kids why don't you. (full quote)
  What are we in slow motion here. What are you, hypnotized? Go have some more kids why don't you. (full quote)
  i just hate all these extroverted, obnoxious, pseudo-bohemian losers. (full quote)
  Store guy: fuck you! Mullet dude: you wish, but you'd have to buy me dinner first! (full quote)
  *pants flattened out on teh ground* (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin It's a high school remedial art class for fuck-ups and retards. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin I can't relate to 98% of humanity. (full quote)
18505 I just love this place. It's so funky! (full quote)
  I'm Sorry If It Offended Jew (full quote)
  hey-could i get a medium 7-up? a medium? why sir, don't you know for a mere 25 cents more you can purchase a large beverage? and ya know...(glares at manager) i'm only telling you this because we are SUCH good friends and mediums are only for suckers who don't know the concept of value! (full quote)
14310 1- Yeah, let me have lots of butter on that. 2- (pumping butter onto popcorn- its making a squirting noise)Ewwwww! Here you go... smothered in delicious yellow chemical sludge. (full quote)
  i would kill to have a room like this. please go ahead and kill me. (full quote)
  -our band is called alien autopsy -bitchin (full quote)
  1]Fu*k you! 2]You wish, you gotta buy me dinner first! (full quote)
  1]hi whats your name? 2]norman 1]are you waiting for a bus? i hate to tell you this, but they canceled this bus line 2 years ago, there are no more busses on this street 2]you dont know what your talking about... ::creepy music:: (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Alcoholic Customer: Do you serve beer or any alcohol? Enid: I wish! Actually you wish... after about five minutes of this movie, you're gonna wish you had ten beers. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Rebecca: You actually like that guy? Enid: I don't know, I kind of like him. He's the exact opposite of everything I really hate. In a way, he's such a clueless dork, he's almost kind of cool. Rebecca: That guy is many things, but he's definitely not cool. (full quote)
  sometimes i think i am going crazy from sexual frustration and you haven't heard of the miracle of masturbation? (full quote)
  God, look at her, she's a fucking monster! (full quote)
  Hi Al. Can we call you weird Al? I'd imagine so. (full quote)
  what i tell you. no shirt no service this is america dude...learn the rules (full quote)
  All they need is a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes to be happy. (full quote)
  I'd show you the 2 second kill but I don't have the time. (full quote)
  He better watch out or he'll get AIDS when he date rapes her. (full quote)
  i think im going crazy from sexual frustration (full quote)
  bitchin' (full quote)
  Sometimes I think I'll die of sexual tension. (full quote)
  medium? why sir, do you not know that for a mere $.25 you can purchase a large beverage? and i am only telling you this because we are such good friends. medium is only for suckers who don't know the concept of value. here you go,(popcorn w/imitation butter) smothered in delicious yellow chemical sludge do you sell beer here? i wish... actually you wish. believe me, after this movie you are going to need ten beers. i hope she gets AIDS when he date rapes her (full quote)
  Enid: Aww, look how cute I was. Rebecca: Yeah, what a little hosebag. (full quote)
  norman, hes the one thing i can depend on. But its rather sad, him sitting there everyday for that bus. Why? Because that busline got canceled two years ago. (full quote)
  1) face it, you hate every single guy on the face of the earth. 2)That's not true. I just hate all these extraverted, obnoxious, pseudo bohemian losers. (full quote)
  Rebecca: what do U do if ur a satanist anyway? Enid: Sacrifice virgins and stuff.. Rebecca: well that lets us off the hook! (full quote)
  Check out those people behind you. I'm totally convinced they're satanists! (full quote)
  Medium? Why sir, did you now know that for a mere twenty-five cents more you can purchase a large beverage? And you know... I'm only telling you this because we're such good friends: Medium is really only for suckers who don't know the concept of value. (full quote)
  #1: Hello, my name is Allan and I will be your waiter. Enid: Hi Al. Becky: Can we call you Wierd Al? #1: [Pauses} I'd imagine so. (full quote)
21100 Dear Josh, we came by to fuck you but you were not home. Therefor you are gay, signed Tiffany and Amber. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Rebecca: So, what do you do if you're a Satanist? Enid: Sacrifice virgins and stuff. Rebecca: I guess that lets us off the hook. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Enid: I think I'm going crazy from sexual frustration. Rebecca: And you haven't heard the miracle of masturbation? (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Enid: It's not like I'm some modern punk, dickhead. It's an obvious, 1977 original punk rock look. I guess Johnny fuckface over there's too stupid to realize it! Rebecca: I didn't really get it either. Enid: Everyone's too stupid! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin 1.How much for this dress? 2.God, I can't believe you're selling that. 3.That's $500. 1.What? 3.500. 1.You're crazy. It should be like $2. 3.I was wearing that dress when I lost my virginity. 1.Why do I care? 3.Well, why do you want it? I mean, it would look stupid on you anyway. 1.God! Fuck you! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin I call this piece 'Father, Mirror' and I feel it says so much about who I am and what it feels like to inhabit my specific skin. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Well, I have to admit that things are really starting to look up for me since my life turned to shit. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Enid: I think only stupid people have good relationships. Seymour: That's the spirit. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin You think it's healthy to obsessively collect things? You can't relate to other people, so you fill your life with stuff...I'm just like all these other collector losers. (full quote)
The Raven Customer:) Do you serve beer or any alcohol? Enid:) I wish! Actually you wish... after about five minutes of this movie, you're gonna wish you had ten beers. (full quote)
The Raven Rebecca:) So, what do you do if you're a Satanist? Enid:) Sacrifice virgins and stuff. Rebecca:) I guess that lets us off the hook. (full quote)
The Raven Enid:) We need to find a place where you can go to meet women who share your interests. Seymour:) Maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests. (full quote)
36192 Owner: FUCK YOU! Customer: You gotta buy me dinner first! (full quote)
39286 Rebecca: You actually like that guy? Enid: I don't know, I kind of like him. He's the exact opposite of everything I really hate. In a way, he's such a clueless dork, he's almost kind of cool. Rebecca: That guy is many things, but he's definitely not cool. (full quote)
39286 Enid: God, what a bunch of retards... Rebecca: I thought Chipmunk-face was never going to shut up. Enid: I know, I liked her better when she was an alcoholic crack addict! She gets in one car wreck and all of a sudden she's Little Miss Perfect and everybody loves her. Rebecca: It's totally sickening. (full quote)
39286 Enid: It's not like I'm some modern punk, dickhead. It's an obvious, 1977 original punk rock look. I guess Johnny fuckface over there's too stupid to realize it. Rebecca: I didn't really get it either. Enid: Everyone's too stupid. (full quote)
39286 Angry Garage Sale Woman: How much for this dress? Rebecca: God, I can't believe you're selling that. Enid: That's $500. Angry Garage Sale Woman: What? Enid: 500. Angry Garage Sale Woman: You're crazy. It should be like $2. Enid: I was wearing that dress when I lost my virginity. Angry Garage Sale Woman: Why do I care? Enid: Well, why do you want it? I mean, it would look stupid on you anyway. Angry Garage Sale Woman: God. Fuck you. (full quote)
39286 Melorra: Oh my god, you guys actually made it. Enid: Yeah. We graduated high school. How... totally... amazing. (full quote)
43778 Please, go ahead and kill me. (full quote)
43778 Rock-n-Roll Baby, freedom of Speech (full quote)
43778 I'm so hungry I could chew the crotch out of a rag doll (full quote)