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Runaway Bride - 1999 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
2946 May your noses be rubbed in all of your mistakes (full quote)
4318 1)where do you think she's going? 2)Well, wherever it is, she'll be there by 10:30 tomorrow morning. (full quote)
3310 I think we should have a serious discusion on why you're such a pain in the ass. (full quote)
3605 There is a distinct possibility that I am profoundly and irreversibly screwed up. (full quote)
uglystars She may not be the longest running joke, but she certainly is the fastest. (full quote)
uglystars May the gifts be returnable. (full quote)
uglystars May the pitter-patter of little feet, not be Maggie's. (full quote)
uglystars Don't tell me. My doorman's another one of your admirers. (full quote)
uglystars I hate all other kinds of eggs. (full quote)
uglystars Journalism is literature in a hurry. (full quote)
uglystars You're a cynical, explotive, mean-hearted creep who wouldn't know real love if it bit him in the armpit. (full quote)
uglystars Look, I guarantee that we'll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us will want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart, you're the only one for me. (full quote)
3605 Eggs Benedict. I love Eggs Benedict. (full quote)
  he's the one. you just need to get all your ducks in line. (full quote)
  I'm just saying it's expensive for one of your dresses (full quote)
  No, you're quarky. there's a big difference between quarky and weird. (full quote)
  Confucious say 'Man who leave wife alone with ex-husband may leave altogether!' (full quote)
3225 1) I like his tight butt 2) Grandma! 1) Well I do (full quote)
  she is afraid of the one eyed monster! (full quote)
5631 Wake up with Flem! (full quote)
6899 Awe, let me see that (picks up guy and girl dolls, then hits guy doll with girl) BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! (high squeaky voice) oh, help me, help me... (holds up girl doll, in normal voice) Yep, that'd be her. (full quote)
  1. where did...where did you disappear to? 2. Missed me bad huh? (full quote)
9309 I guarantee that there will be tough times. I guarantee that at one moment or another, one of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life. (full quote)
9841 Ok-the veil is not attacking you! (full quote)
  Well I do! (full quote)
10073 Well I do! (full quote)
9193 1.only if you do the duckbilled platapus. 2.Look, thats only funny if were in a tent and it's raining and i have to use my leg as a pole to hold it up. (full quote)
  Suddenly i've forgotten how to climb a fence (full quote)
10940 i guarantee that we'll have tough times, and i guarantee that at one point one or both of us will want out, but also guarantee that if i don't ask you to be mine i'll regret it for the rest of my life, because i know in my heart your the only one for me. (full quote)
  There is a distinct possibility that I am profoundly and irreversibly screwed up. (full quote)
Star 1) Rub your ears! 2) Rub your ears! That is a GREAT idea! Corey does that to me sometimes, a little rrrrrrrrrrrr and woosh! 1) We do it to the dog. (full quote)
Star 1) Eight geese in a 'V'! Can you imagine? 2) 'V' for...Victory! (full quote)
Star The vicious man is attactive? You think viciousness is attractive? (full quote)
Star Shazzaam. I think I'm in Mayberry. (full quote)
  Pot stirrer ... man! (full quote)
  You want a man, who will lead you down the beach, with his hand over your eyes, just so you can discover the feel of the sand beneath your feet. You want a guy, who will wake you up a dawn, just bursting to talk to you, he can't wait another minute just to find out what you'll say. Am I right? (full quote)
  So I became a reporter. Not quite a novelist but as we all know journalism is literature in a hurry. (full quote)
  Tell me when you get to the alter, will you spike the bouquet? (full quote)
  When I was walking down the aisle I was walking towards somebody, who had no idea who I really was. And it was only half the other persons fault because I had done everything to convince him that I was exactly what he wanted. But you, you knew the real me. Yes I did. I didn't. (full quote)
  The U.S.S Maggie leaves quite a wake. (full quote)
  How does she get all those guys to propose she's not that beautiful. Bite me paperboy! (full quote)
  1. Breaking and entering that is a federal offence I'm calling the sheriff. 2. Good, and can you remind him he is bringing the wine to the luau. It will save me a call. 3. Hey Ike does your friend have a sister? 1. Wait for the original she'll be available in a week. (full quote)
  Don't my child me, this side of ten years ago you had your tong halfway down my throat! (full quote)
  Can I Hail Mary my way out of this? (full quote)
  I Love you homer Eisenhower Graham; Will you marry me? (full quote)
  I suddenly forgot how to climb (full quote)
  Snoop-doggy-dog...there he is again! (full quote)
  Ellie: (to Fisher) Ike's getting married! (fisher falls on the floor) Ellie: Fisher If you pee on that persian rug I'm going to kill you (full quote)
  Ellie: (to Fisher) Ike's getting married! (fisher falls on the floor) Ellie: Fisher If you pee on that persian rug I'm going to kill you (full quote)
  Ike: Maybe we should like you know.....what do you think? huh? Maggie: Now thats romantic, and with a proposal like that you didn't find eternal bliss? (full quote)
  Ike: Hmph. Maggie (angrily): what the...what kind of noise is that? Furball?! (full quote)
  Why when I was a vergin bride I took a knitting needle to bed with me. (full quote)
  Why when I was a vergin bride I took a knitting needle to bed with me (full quote)
  See...she's not afraid of getting married...she's just afraid of the one eyed snake...and I don't blame her. Why when I was a vergin bride I took a knitting needle to bed with me...your grandpa never did forget that night. (full quote)
  You want a man who will walk you down the beach with his hand over your eyes, just so you can discover the feel of sand beneath your feet. You want a guy who will wake you up at dawn just bursting to talk to you, can't wait another minute to find out what you'll say. (full quote)
  Can i hail mary my way outa this one? (full quote)
  You've got it all wrong...and I figure with my help....you'd have a first person story, and you might actually be able to sell that thing. For $1000 dollars... (full quote)
  May you find yourselves the bulls eye of an easy target, may you be publicly flogged for all of your bad choices, and may your noses be rubbed in all of your mistakes. (full quote)
  I'm charming and mysterious in a way that even I don't understand and something about me is crying out for protection from a big man like you. (full quote)
  I promise there will be hard times (full quote)
  {1} How long have you been together? {2} About 60 seconds {3} No I think its longer than that (full quote)
  call me sentimental, but I was sort of hoping us man-eaters could stick together. (full quote)
  I guarantee that we'll have tough times and I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life cause I know in my heart you're the only one for me. (full quote)
  I'm just a girl standing before a boy asking him to love her. (full quote)
  You really want that guy to drag you all the way to Anurpuna?! You DO NOT WANNA CLIMB ANUPURNA!!! (full quote)
1454 1-good boy Porthole. 2-His Name's Skipper, Dad. 1-I changed it. (full quote)
9149 Well I would love to continue this conversation with you, but I still have my job. (full quote)
10929 You sang to me. (full quote)
10929 Journalism is literature in a hurry. (full quote)
12756 She just pulled a hair from my neck! (full quote)
12756 That's only funny at Camp Birchwood when my leg is the pole and... (full quote)
12756 Hi it's me leave a message, if you want to leave a fax buy me a fax machine. (full quote)
16227 We seriously have to have a discussion about WHY YOU ARE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS! COME ON, open THE DOOR! (full quote)
16227 YOU DO NOT WANNA CLIMB ANNAPERNA!!! -YES I DOOOO! IT'S high!!! (full quote)
16227 Hey Ike, does your friend have a sister? -Wait for the original, she'll be available in a week. (full quote)
16227 May the pitter patter of little feet not be Maggy's! (full quote)
16227 You know the saying you're not losing a daughter.... well i'd like to! (full quote)
16227 May the gifts be returnable! (full quote)
16227 I'm not home right now but leave your name and number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. If you want to fax me, buy me a fax machine. Beep. (full quote)
16227 Can I get a drink without a toy in it. (full quote)
16227 Breaking and entering is a felony! I'm calling the sheriff. -Oh you do that and would you please remind him hes bringing the wine to the lou ou, save me a call thanks. (full quote)
16227 I take it the desk clerk is one of youre many admirers. (full quote)
19205 Look, I guarantee that we'll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us will want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart, you're the only one for me. (full quote)
20970 I guarantee that we'll have tough times; I guarantee that in some point, one of us would want to get out; I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret this for the rest of my life, 'coz I know in my heart . . . you're the only one for me. (full quote)
24366 ...and if we ride off into the sunset together, I want my own horse. (full quote)
39602 mountaineers do it against the wall (full quote)
42042 1: Do you think I flirt with Cory? 2: Good morning to you to. You look good. 1: Thank you. Do you think I flirt with Cory? 2: Yes. 1: I don't mean to. 2: I know. I just think you sort of spazz out with excess flirtacious energy and it lands on anything male that moves. 1: Anything male that moves? As opposed to anything male that...doesn't? 2: Well, like certain kinds of coral. 1: I'm definitely going to have to kill myself today. 2: Why? 1: Because you think I'm all like, Hey, man. Check me out. 2: No! I think you're like, I'm charming and mysterious in a way that even I don't understand and something about me is crying out for protection from a big man like you. It's very hard to compete with. (full quote)
42042 1:Sexual practices of locusts? 2:Every one of those times I was being..supportive. 1:Not supportive. You weren't being supportive--you were scared! (full quote)
I20903 Shzam! I think I'm in Mayberry! (full quote)