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| 2946 |
Enough with this blow job shit already, I wanna get laid!
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| 2946 |
God bless the internet!
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| 2946 |
I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking USE them!
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| 2946 |
Suck me, beautiful.
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| 3225 |
1) I should be able to talk to girls. I'm articulate. Y'know I got a 720 on my SAT verbal 2) Bullshit, there's no way! 1) I kid you not man, listen...copius...verisimilitude...
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So, are we gonna screw soon? Cause I'm gettin kinda antsy
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Wanna hear a story of mine? It's sort of sexual
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And this one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
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I think shithead really says it
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| 4049 |
1.)My friends call me Nova, as in Casanova 2.) (laughing) That's pathetic!) 1.) Geez, you don't have to laugh at me
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| 4049 |
I was used??? I WAS USED!!!!!!! cool!
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| 1212 |
Suck me, beautiful!
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| 4146 |
Jim-So whats it like third base?
OZ- like warm apple pie
Jim-apple pi huh, Mc Donalds or home made?
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I was used!
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| 1212 |
Go trig boy! It's your birthday!
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| 1212 |
It's sex, not a space shuttle launch.
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Kevin-it has to be real consentual sex, no prostitutes if thats what youre thinking finch Jim-haha busted
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| 1763 |
We'll just tell your mom we ate it all
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| 3225 |
Oh, and you get to drive across Canada. Beautiful country
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| 3225 |
1) Ariel, man she is so hot 2) She's a mermaid, dude 1) Yeah, Oz, but not when she's on land
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women are like a fine wine...they only get better with age
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| 2707 |
You have seen me now it's time for me to see you!
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| 4538 |
1) I had no idea you'd be this good. 2) Neither did I.
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Stifler's Mom: Aged 18 years, just how I like them.
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| 4856 |
MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!
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| 4860 |
Oz (singing): How sweet it is to be loved by you.. (points at Stifler)
Stifler: Oh my God, you're gay!
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| 4646 |
I'll look for you guys in the non-fucking section.
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| ProKiller |
You guys are goin fuck aren't you!
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| uglystars |
1. Oh, Finchy. Finch. 2. Oh, Stifler's Mom, whoa!
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| uglystars |
I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
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| uglystars |
You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
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| uglystars |
1. So what'd you think? 2. I thought you sounded really good. 3. I think you need your balls reattached.
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| uglystars |
1. I want it to be the right time, the right place... 2. It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX.
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| uglystars |
I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of [hesitates] masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. [pause] I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
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| uglystars |
1. You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit. 2. Stifler: I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work.
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| uglystars |
1. Separately we are flawed and vunerable, but together we are the masters of our sexual destiny. 2. [imitating dubbed martial-arts dialogue] Their tiger-style kung fu is strong, but our dragon-style kung fu will defeat it! 1. Guys... 3. The Shaolin masters of East and West must unite! Fight! And find out who is number one! 1. GUYS! I'm serious!
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| uglystars |
1. I got some scotch. 2. single malt? 1. Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.
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| 3605 |
It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX.
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| 5395 |
Doggie wants to hide the bone! - Ride me like a pony!!
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| 5267 |
what's my name bitch!
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| 5267 |
Suck me beautiful.
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| 5267 |
Spank my hairy ass!
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| 5267 |
You've never double clicked your mouse?
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| 5267 |
Enough of this blowjob bullshit I gotta get laid all ready.
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| 5267 |
Their tiger style kung-fu is strong but our dragon style will defeat it.
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| 5267 |
Well safer than a tube sock.
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| 5267 |
Well we'll just tell your mother that we ate it all.
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| 5267 |
Mom? Shitbreak?
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| 5481 |
#1. (singing) How sweet it is to be loved by you (points at #2)
#2. Oh my God, you're gay.
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| 1980 |
..is it true that he is... epuipped...?
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| 5624 |
its about time she experienced the shermanater
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| 1980 |
if i going to have sex with you tomorrow you gonna tell all your friends about me
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| 5553 |
There is a bueatiful girl... masterbating on my bed.
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| 2455 |
I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of [hesitates] masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. [pause] I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
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| 2455 |
Their tiger-style kung fu is strong, but our dragon-style kung fu will defeat it!
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| 5885 |
My dates a flute toting band dork. Does that answer your question ?
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| 5905 |
finch- woman are like a fine wine,they only get better with age.
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| 5971 |
So how was the pale ale?
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[stiffler]sherman! [sherman]hey! [stiffler} what the fuck are you doing here!!
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You guys are gonna fuck aren't ya? FUCKERS!! FUCKERS!!
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| 6034 |
Say my name bitch!
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And there was this one time at band camp, when i shoved a flute up my pussy
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| 1980 |
you just inherrited the bible
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Maybe i should call you a cab, or not considerind i might go to hell this time of night!
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| 4943 |
Are we gonna screw soon? I'm getting kind of antsy.
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| 6593 |
SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL
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| 6593 |
I think you need your balls reattached
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| clarkins |
You mean you never double clicked your mouse?
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| 6631 |
Michelle:Now I have 2 condoms. Wear them both. It will de-synthesize you. I don't want you coming so damn early this time.
Jim: Wh-What makes you think that I would come early?
Michelle: Oh come on! I saw you on the net. Why do you think I accepted this date? You're a sure thing.
Jim: Yes I am!
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| 6636 |
Yeti! I am the Yeti!
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| 1980 |
I don't know man, that sounds like a lot of work!
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| 6610 |
Oh, nice collection there, Jim.
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| 6728 |
sherman,( sherman put his hand up ) wwwhat the fuck are you doing here!
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| 6946 |
Choir chick...what the hell are you doing here?
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| 7106 |
oh god, she sure takes her vitamins
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you smell like a fuckin yeti
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Why dont you guys actually locate your dicks, remove the shrinkwrap, and fucking use them!!
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| 7222 |
I'll look for you in the no fucking section
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| 7222 |
Heres and idea how about you guys locate your dicks remove the shrink wrap and fucking use them
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This one time at band camp. I stuck a flute in my pussy.
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Dude! You gotta take a shit, you smell like a yeti!
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Vicky, Jessica, good to see you! Ha Ha...BITCHES
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whats my name? SAY MY NAME BITCH!
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Say goodbye to Chuck Sherman the boy. I am a man. We were doing the wild thing all night. I'm exhausted.
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| clarkins |
See, even shitbrick thinks you should do it.
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| clarkins |
1. How's the pale ale Stiffler? 2. Fuck you.
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| 7744 |
!)oh my god your gay!!! 2)come on sing it with me u know the words! 3)no thanks man, you've been singin that shit all week, i swear to god if u sing that shit at MSU this saturday i'll kick your ass!
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| 7869 |
Whoa! This is like the coolest thing I ever seen! I know.
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| 3605 |
Separately we are flawed and vulnerable, but together we are the masters of our own sexual destiny.
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| 7993 |
Friends call me Nova, as in Casa Nova...
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| 7993 |
Sarah(girl running down stairs)-ahh! Jim-regergitation..
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Let me hear that high c not...aaahhh!!!
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GOd stiffler, why you gotta be so insensitive all the time?
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| 5033 |
We're Here for the party. There's no party. Stifler great party man here have another beer. Wierd why don't you try the house down the street.
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Somebody's goin' in there!
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| 7268 |
Mom...? Shitbreak...?
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| 8777 |
Confidence is high, repeat confidence is high.
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| 8777 |
Oh, that was a tit! That is a tit!
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| 8777 |
Illegal channels? If there's any channel that should be illegal it's that all womans channel, lifetime supply of pantyhose, or some shit.
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| 8777 |
Dude, it's gonna happen. She's a college chick!
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| 8777 |
1)Correct me if I'm wrong, but you're the one with a girlfriend and you're still stranded on third base. 2)At least I know what third base feels like. You're still a batboy. 1)A batboy?
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| 8777 |
We were doing the wild thing all night. I'm exausted.
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| 8777 |
Finch: I gotta go, it's 16 minutes round trip./Kevin: Finch, when are you gonna learn to take a dump at school?/Finch: Have you looked at the facilities in this school?
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| 8793 |
Sherman, what the fuck are you doing here?
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STIFFLER, FUCK!, why do you have to be so insensitive??
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| Cryslin |
This one time at band camp...
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Stiffler, fuck! Why do you always have to be so damn insensitive all the time?
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| 9487 |
go tri-boy, its your birthday
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HOLY SHIT!
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| 10165 |
Michelle :SAY MY NAME... what'S MY NAME BITCH
Jim: Michelle ,Michelle
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| deadpoetjs |
1)Dude. Chick's a MILF! 2)what the hell is that? 1)M-I-L-F! Mom I'd Like to Fuck!
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| 11126 |
Suck me.. Beautiful..
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Hey, you know what we should do? Instead of playing our instruments regularly, we should play them backwards. That would be so funny!
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| 11283 |
Hit that high C! LAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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| 12426 |
Im going to get myself a real bitch
SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL
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| 12756 |
what? whatever!
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| 13169 |
Jim: You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
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| 13501 |
Fuckface?!
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| 13501 |
Fuckface?!
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| 14205 |
he likes getting head, gee, what a total shocker
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| 14964 |
1) All you have to do is ask them questions and listen to what they have to say and shit. 2) I don't know, man, that sounds like a lot of work.
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God bless the internet
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| 15648 |
MILF!!! MILF!!! MILF!!!
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i think you need your balls reattached
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i think you need your balls reattached
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YOu guys are gonna fuck! You guys are gonna fuck!
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| 18556 |
1.)I am a sofisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the world, for one lucky lady... 2.) Go get 'em tiger... 3.) I'll be back
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| 19039 |
It's not a space shuttle launch, it's sex
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Now i'm going back to my date now, because at least she talks about something besides sex.
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| 19937 |
You know, if you ever had a chance with Nadia, this is it!
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| 19937 |
I have an announcement that i would like to make!
There is a gorgeous woman, masterbating, on my bed!
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| 19937 |
All you need to do is how to press a girl´s buttons!
You have to give her what she´s never had!
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| 19937 |
1: We´re here for the party! 2:What party? Here´s no party! Try the house down the street!
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| 19937 |
1: If Sherman has sex before I do, I gonna be really pissed! 2: Sherman? The Sherminator?
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| 8273 |
Suck me beautiful!
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One time, at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy.
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what's my name? SAY MY NAME BITCH!
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So shaved is the expression?
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1.Dude that fart stinks you smell like the yeti! 2. YETI! I AM THE YETI!
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SI KEMP WROTE THE ONE BEFORE THIS QUOTE
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| 21033 |
girl(whispering): ...i want to have sex...
guy(surprised):NOW???!!!
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fuck man, youre all deadbeat wankers, yeah you the one reading this, i fucked your mum.
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| 9376 |
You've never had an orgasm? Not even manually?
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Sherminator - I'm a safistacated sex robot sent back through time to change the future, for one lucky lady.
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how sweet it is 2 be loved by you!!!
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well, youve seen me now it my turn to see you...strip!!
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finch and stiflers mum fucking on the pool table and stifler comes in)
STIFLER: mum? shitbrick?
FINCH: oh hey stifler
(stifler faints)
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| 23754 |
I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
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| 23754 |
(1)Dude that chick's a MILF! (2)what to hell is that?
(1)M-I-L-F Mom I'd like to fuck! (2)Yeah dude! Yeah!
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1/oz! 2/ hey you called me oz 1/ Well yeah, i mean that's what your friends call you and i am your friend and even your...girlfriend
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kevin : no longer will out penises remain flacid and unused
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kevin : no longer will out penises remain flacid and unused
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| 26923 |
wot do u think hes gonna drive up there for.....milk and cookies??
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(during sex)
STIFLER'S MOM: Oh Finchy, oh Finch!
FINCH: Stifler's mom, oh Stifler's mom!
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all you have to do is ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit. i dont know dude, that sounds like a lot of work.
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It almost looks like a tropical plant or something. . .
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you guys are gunna fuck arent u?? fuckers fuckers fuckers fuckers!!!
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you guys are gunna fuck arent u?? fuckers fuckers fuckers fuckers!!!
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Stifler: They sucked ass! Choir chick! what the hell are you doing here?!
Heather: Well, I was going to ask Chris to the prom, so do you want to go?
Oz: Yeah, that would be great.
Stifler: Just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo.
Oz: Stifler! Why do gotta to be so insensitive all the time?
Sifler: what?! whatever.
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Stifler: They sucked ass! Choir chick! what the hell are you doing here?!
Heather: Well, I was going to ask Chris to the prom, so do you want to go?
Oz: Yeah, that would be great.
Stifler: Just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo.
Oz: Stifler! Why do gotta to be so insensitive all the time?
Stifler: what?! whatever.
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(Stifler looking at Jim stripping on the Internet): What the fuck is this? (to his brother, who's dancing like Jim): Chill out man!
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| 1ajas |
One time at band camp...
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| 1ajas |
God bless the internet.
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| 1ajas |
I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking USE them!
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| 1ajas |
I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
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| 30585 |
suck me beautiful!!
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Sherman!!.... hhh what the fuck are you doing here?
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Vicky! Jessica! Great to see you, glad you could make it... Haha *Bitches!*
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'I don't think he's comin' back.'
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1: I don't wanna see any of you thinking you're gonna score. You don't score, till you score. 2: TILL YOU score! 1: This game marks the culmination of the past four years! 2: CULMINATION!
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mmm... she reads the articles...
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Jim: Holy shit. Kev/Finch. Hoooly shit. Blink182: Hoooooly Shit.
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| 32251 |
Jim's Dad: Jim, I want to talk about masturbation. I just want you to know that it is a perfectly normal, uh, thing. I have have admit, I did a fair amount of, masturbating, when i was a little younger, I used to call it stroking the salami. You know pounding the old pudding. I never did it with baked goods. But you know your Uncle Mort? He pets the old-eyed-snake five or six times a day. You see it's like practice for the big game. You see? And it's like banging a tennis ball against the brick wall. Which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game. What you want is a partner to return the ball. Do you want a partner?
Jim: Yeah. Yeah, yeah I want a partner.
Jim's Dad: You want a partner?
Jim: Yes.
Jim's Dad: Good. Good.
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| 32251 |
Jim: What am I gonna do, huh? Broadcast her over the internet.
Stifler: Yeah. Kevin: You can do that? Jim: No, I cannot do that to her. Stifler: Man, I you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick in your house, how the hell are you ever gonna sleep with one? Finch: I don't like the kid, but he's got a point Jim. Stifler: See, even shit-brick knows you should do it!
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| 32251 |
Nadia: So, um, shaved is the expession?
Jim: Holy shit.
Finch: Holy shit!
Band group: Holy shit!
Enthusiastic Guy: H-holy shit!
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| 32251 |
Why is this door locked? Mom where's-. Mom? Sh-shit brick?!
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| 32251 |
Kevin: No prostitutes, if that's what your thinking, Finch! Jim: Busted.
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| 32251 |
You coming to the party tonight Ozzy? You fuck face!
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| 32251 |
Stifler: Sherman! Sherman: Hey! Stifler: what the fuck are you doing here?!
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How are you this evening ? I am 3 sheets to the wind mam. Oh I am so happy for you.
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He just didn't pull out the chair? Yes he pulled out the chair. Stifler- What the fuck is this? Bad Jim, bad! Sit, this is gotten a hole hell of a lot better.
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Nadia stripping: Finch- oh, oh there that goes. oh nice collection there Jimbo! she reads the articles.
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opening scene: oh! doggie wants to hide the bone, do a little bone smuggling. Man would you shut up!!
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| Deansgirl |
Vicky- Is this translation right, go home bird teacher I've had enough?
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michelle okay b4 we start whats my name
jim uhhhhh uh
michelle say my name bitch!!
jim michelle michelle
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shitbreak
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| 33899 |
You've never double-clicked your mouse?
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just relax, take it slow, and let the good times roll
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Now, Im gonna go talk to that geek over there. At least she has other things to talk about besides sex.
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I've never even had sex and I hate it. I HATE SEX!!
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| 33944 |
Stifler's mom!!!!!!
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You know what? I am a band geek. I just never joined the band.
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And this one time at band camp i stuck a flute up my pussy
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what's my name? Say my Name Bitch!
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| 38324 |
viky: hey kevin, Kevin: what? Vicky: I want to have sex, Kevin: Now? Vicky: Prom
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Go Over and Ask If She Needs An Extra Hand
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| 23438 |
Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking use them!
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| 23438 |
Oz: Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
Girl: That's pathetic!
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| 23438 |
Oz: Suck me beautiful!
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| 23438 |
Jim: I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
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| 23438 |
Vicky: I want it to be the right time, the right place.
Jessica: It's not a space shuttle launch, it's sex.
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| 23438 |
Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Oz: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Oz: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Oz: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald's or homemade?
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| 23438 |
Stifler's Mom: Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.
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| 23438 |
Stifler: I'll see you guys tonight, in the 'No Fucking Section', right?
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| 23438 |
Vicky: And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's okay cause' he's a guy, right?
Jessica: He got a dick, he's a guy
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| 23438 |
Jessica: You've never had an orgasm? Not even manually?
Vicky: I've never tried it.
Jessica: You've never double-clicked your mouse?
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| 23438 |
Michelle: There was this one time, at band camp, when I stuck a flute up my pussy.
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| 23438 |
Michelle:There was this one time, at band camp, and I stuck a flute up my pussy.
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| 41529 |
This one time, at band camp.....i stuck a flute up my pussy.
-Spits drink everywhere-
what you think I dont know how to get myself off?
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The shaolin masters from east and west must fight, and find out who's number 1
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mr finch-are you trying to seduce me?
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| 48652 |
She's gone! Oh my God! She used me. I was used. I was used! cool!
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| benandtiff06 |
Suck me, beautiful!!
(full quote)
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