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How the Grinch Stole Christmas - 2000 Movie Quotes

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  1)your the the the 2)tha tha tha THE GRINCH! (full quote)
7644 i'm gonna throw up and then die! (full quote)
7644 it's because i'm green isn't it! (full quote)
8487 Hey kids! You see this saw? Take it and run with it! (full quote)
8487 1) You're the-the-the 2) The-the-the THE GRINCH!!!!! (full quote)
8487 You look FABULOUS!!!!! (full quote)
8487 1) This could change my whole outlook on life!! 2) Really? 1) No. (full quote)
  We're gonna die! We're gonna die! I'm gonna throw up, then I'm gonna die! MOMMY make IT STOP!! (full quote)
  Evening folks! (full quote)
  Evening folks! (full quote)
  In fact, now I'm going to whisper so that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls and comes back to me...I won't be able to hear it. YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Slunk. (full quote)
  Its Because im green isnt it (full quote)
8487 Taxi! Hey, taxi! (taxi speeds by without stopping) It's because I'm green, isn't it? (full quote)
8487 I think you need a time-out. (full quote)
8487 You hunk of burnin' Who! (full quote)
10597 If we're lucky she'll be scarred for life. (full quote)
10597 Wrongo! (full quote)
10597 The Grinch slunk to the ice box. SLUNK said the Grinch (full quote)
  I think you need a timeout! (full quote)
8487 1) Thank you for saving my life. 2) Save your life? Is that what you think I did? 1) Yes. 2) Wrongo. (full quote)
8034 You're an eight year old with a beard!!! (full quote)
8487 1) I'm an idiot!! 1's echo) You're an idiot. (full quote)
  OHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! UMMMMMMMMMM! Thats it I'm going... (full quote)
8487 .......6:30, dinner with myself. I can't cancel that again! (full quote)
8487 what one man's sludge is another man's potpourri. (dog barks) I don't know, it's some sort of soup. (full quote)
8487 Grab a bag, Max! We'll come back for the rest later. Of course, when I say 'we', I mean 'you'. (full quote)
8487 Please. Fleas before beauty. (full quote)
8487 Hey, honey! Our baby's here! He looks like your boss. (full quote)
8487 Woo-hoo! The fire of love! (full quote)
8487 Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels goooooooooooooooooood. (full quote)
8487 BOOGA, BOOGA! (full quote)
  NOOOOO! I've started speaking in RHYME! (full quote)
  But how? I mean... in what way? (full quote)
8487 answering machine: You have no messages. 1) Hmmmm. That's odd. Better check the outgoing message. Outgoing message: If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU down AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!!!!. If you want to fax me, press the star key. (full quote)
8487 I myself am having some yuletide doubts! (full quote)
8487 Aardvark Who, I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! Next WHo, I hate you! Hate, hate, hate, double hate, LOATHE ENTIRELY! (full quote)
8487 1) Hello?......... Is my refridgerator running? Well, yes I suppose so. 2) Well, YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!!!!!!!! Hee, hee, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, HA! Oh, that is a good one. That is rich. Let's go home. (full quote)
ShadowDragyn Nice girl. Baaaaaaaaaaad judge of character. (full quote)
  My schedule is booked....let's see here...4PM Wallow in self pity...4:30PM Stare into the abyss....5PM Solve world hunger....tell NOONE...5:30 Jazzercize.....6:30 Dinner with myself...I CAN'T cancle that one again....7PM examine self-loathing...well, I could move self-loathing to 9PM and still have time to make it....but what would I WEAR?!???! (full quote)
  what IS THE DEAL!?!?!??! (full quote)
  Hello? (Echo) Hello? (Grinch) How are you? (echo) How are you? (Grinch) I asked you first! (echo) I asked you first! (Grinch) Oh! That's reeeeeeally mature; saying EXACTLY what I say! (Echo) Oh! That's reeeeeeally mature; saying EXACTLY what I say! (Grinch) I'm an idiot! (echo) You're an idiot! (Grinch whispering) Alright fine! I'm not talking to you anymore! In fact, I'm going to whisper! So then by the time my voice reverbrates off the wall and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it! (echo) You're an idiot! (Grinch breaks and eats the glass bottle) (Grinch) Am I just eating, because I'm bored? (full quote)
  Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE! (full quote)
  Of ALLLL the audacity!!!! The unmitigated GALLLL!!! (full quote)
  As tree burns OH the humanity!!! (full quote)
  children these days, so desencitised bymovies and television. (full quote)
  that was suppsed to be *totally* desencitised by movies and television. (full quote)
  The presents! they'll be destroyed! And i care! What is the deal?! (full quote)
  Its not a dress! its a kilt! SICKO! (full quote)
  Dis is NOT pudding...what IS IT?! (full quote)
  ACTION!....(dog knocks red nose off) BRILLIANT! you reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of comercialism! why didn't i think of that! cut print moving on (full quote)
  BLEEDING HEARTS OF THE WORLD UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! di di head (full quote)
  BLEEDING HEARTS OF THE WORLD UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! di di head (full quote)
  Grinch) BLEEDING HEARTS OF THE WORLD UNITED The Big DC) di di head (full quote)
  Doubt! Another unmistakable sign of the HEEBIE JEEBIES!!!! (full quote)
  1: (to #2) You're a riendeer, here's your motivation. your name is ruldolph. You're a freak with a red nose and nobody likes you. But one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas! ....No wait, forget that part. We'll improvise. Just keep it all kinda loosey goosey. You HATE Christmas! You wanna steal it! Saving Christmas was a lousey ending anyway. Way too commercial. ACTION! *#2. pops off the nose* 1: BRILLIANT! You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn't I think of that?! Cut, Print, Check the gate, Moving on. (full quote)
  Denial is to be expected in the face of pure evil. (full quote)
  4:00-wallow in self pity, 4:30-stare into obis, 5:00-solve world hunger...tell NO ONE 5:30-jazzersize, 6:30-dinner with me,i cant cancel that again!, 7:00-wrestle with myself loathing..I'M BOOKED! (full quote)
  MAX!!!! help me! I'm......FEELING! (full quote)
  denial is expected looking into the face of PURE EVIL!!....a perfect sign of the HEEBEE JEEBEEZ!!!! (full quote)
  OH NO! i'm speaking in Rhhymez!! AHH! BLAST U WHOS!! ...year after year i've put up with it now... i must stop this Christmas from coming... but how? .......i mean.. in what way? BLAH! (full quote)
  Grinch: And for the rest of you: Jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, blackmail, pink slip, chain mail, eviction notice, jury duty, ju, yeh, yeh, yeh!! (full quote)
  On, Crasher! On, Thrasher! On, Vomit and Blitzkrieg! (full quote)
  alright i'll swing by for a minute allow them to congrat me grab a handful of popcorn shrimp and blow out of there. (full quote)
  Are you having a Holly Jolly Christmas? WRONG-O (full quote)
  That's what it's all about isn't it? that's what it's alway's been about! Gifts, Gifts, Gifts, Gifts, Gifts, Gifts, Gifts, Gifts; and you wanna know what happens to your gifts they all come to me in your garbage you see what i'm saying in your garbage! (full quote)
  Alright, I’ll swing by for a minute, allow them to envy me, grab a handful of popcorn shrimp, and blow out of there…..but what if it’s a cruel prank?...What if it’s a cash bar?….how dare they!…Alright I’ll go, but I’ll be fashionably late…no, yes, no, yes…no…yes….definitely not. Alright, I’ve made my decision. I’m going, and that’s that. Ah…had my fingers crossed…AHHHHHHH! (Max pulls the cord) (full quote)
  Fat boy's almost finished. Talk about a recluse! He only comes out once a year and he never catches any flak for it! Probably moved up there to avoid the taxes... (full quote)
  Grinch: The nerve of those Whos! Inviting me down there--and on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. Four o'clock, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again! 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?! (full quote)
  Blast these christmas songs! they're joyful and triumphant! (full quote)
  Yes! down a size and a half.........and this time, I'm gonna keep it off. (full quote)
  lets cheak the out going? if you even utter as much as on word i will HUNT YOU down AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH..if you want to fax me, press the star key (full quote)
  [Martha May]: Did I have a crush on the Grinch? Why, of course not!!; [Cindy Lou]: I didn't ask you that.; [Martha May]: Oh... Right. (full quote)
  (running to sleigh)this can't happen now, it couldn't, it wouldn't, it mustn't, it shouldn,t...not now, not then...not ever again... (full quote)
  I'll go in allow them to adore, grab a handful of popcorn shrimp and I'm out of there. (full quote)
  QUOTE I'll go in, allow them to adore me, grab a handful of popcorn shrimp and I'm out of there. But what if it is all a cruel trick, what if theres' a cash bar. (full quote)
  If You So Much As Leave One Syllable ILL HUNT YOU down AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH.. if you'd like to fax me press the star key (full quote)
  ooooo Bleeding hearts of the world unite (full quote)
  Grinch: Maz! Fetch my cloak! I've had it up to here with these whovanile delinquents. So they wanna get to know me do they? They wanna spend some quality time with the grinch!? *spins around* I guess I could arrange a little something...*Evil maniacle crazy grin spreads across from eye to eye* (full quote)
  hold on hotdog!!!!!!! (full quote)
  almost lost my cool back there!!!!!! (full quote)
  ::gets stuck in chimney:: darn this water weight...always goes RIGHT to my HIPS! (full quote)
  Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home. First floor, factory rejects!! (full quote)
  (viberating)That......feels.........good! (full quote)
  1)Hello! 2(echo) Hello! 1) How are you? 2(echo) How are you? 1) Oh that's really mature saying exactly what I say! 2(echo) ...what I say! 1) I'm an idiot! 2(echo) You're an idiot! 1)(whispering) That's it, I'm not talking to you anymore! In fact, I'm going to whisper! So by the time voice reaches the walls and reverberates off of them, I won't be able to hear it! 2(echo) You're an idiot! (full quote)
  Then there is something i cannot stand at least, OH NO!! IM SPEAKING IN RYHME, AHHH! BLAST YOU WHO's s crying> I must stop this whole thing, Why i put up with it for 53 years now, but how, uh i mean in what way? (full quote)
  OH THE HUMANITY! (full quote)
  *Grinch singing in his sleep* tick-tock tick-tock counting down the Christmas clock, old young, big small, *Grinch awakenins* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! blast this Christmas music... its joyful and tryumphant! *sp?* (full quote)
  Any calls? You have no messages! Odd. (full quote)
  Santa BYE BYE! (full quote)
3225 1) He puzzled and puzzed till his puzzler was sore, then he thought of something he hadn't before. 2)Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more. (full quote)
3225 1) Dad I might do something drastic 2) Ok honey, ask your mother (full quote)
8034 Did I have a crush on the grinch? Well, of course not!!! 2. I didn't ask you that. (full quote)
8487 1) Martha, have you ever kissed a man who's had his tonsils removed twice? 2) (in girl's voice) No, silly! (full quote)
8487 1) Santa Claus? 2) what!? 1) Don't forget the Grinch. I know he's mean and smelly. And his hands are cold and clammy. But, I actually think he's......sweet. 2) Sweet!!?? You think he's sweet? 1) (nods) Merry Christmas, Santa. (1 leaves) 2) Nice kid. Baaaaaaaaaad judge of character. (full quote)
8487 1) your cheek! It's- 2) I know. Hairy? 1) No. 2) Cold? Clammy? What, do I have a zit? 1) Nooooo.....warm! (full quote)
9213 Grinch: Jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, blackmail, pink slip, chain mail, eviction notice, jury duty, juuu, juuu, yeah! (full quote)
12674 Aren't you gonna cuff me? Put me in a chokehold? Blind me with pepper spray?! (full quote)
12674 Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it! 4 o'clock: wallow in self pity. 4:30: stare into the abyss. 5 o'clock: solve world hunger (tell no one). 5:30: jazzercise. 6:30: dinner with me, I can't cancel that again! 7 o'clock: wrestle with my self loathing. I'm booked! Course if I bump the loathing to 9 I can still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear! (full quote)
12674 It's not a dress, it's a kilt! Sicko! (full quote)
14972 Be as ever so (slicks back his hair)heiness...there's no place like hoooome. (full quote)
14972 Hey kids, here's a present for ya! (Hands them a saw) make sure to run real fast with it now! Showtime come on move, move, move! (full quote)
14972 Max! Ugh..Help me! I'm...feeling!!! *Starts wailing like a baby* I'm all toasty inside...and I'm leaking! (full quote)
14972 9after Grinch pulls Cindy-Lou out of the machine)....*grabs mask* Give me that! Don'tcha know you're not supposed to take things that don't belong to you?!?! What are you some kind of wild animal?!?! Cindy) N..No..Uh-uh.... (full quote)
14972 Cindy) Thanks for saving me! Grinch) *stops in his tracks and turns around* Saving you? Is that what you think I was doing? I merely noticed that you were improperly packaged my dear! *grabs wrapping paper and starts wrapping her up* Hold still....Max pick out a bow!...can I use your finger for a second? (full quote)
14972 Grinch) *eats a bottle* Am i just eating because I'm bored? (full quote)
14972 Grinch) Halt! (stops little car) Evenin', folks, mind if I grab a ride? Might wanna scootch over a bit...(they scream and run away) (full quote)
14972 ...Why for 53 years I've put up with it now...I must stop this Christmas from coming! But how? Oh no! I'm speaking in rhyyyyyme! (full quote)
14972 I asked for 3/4 not 5/8!! Stay focused!! (full quote)
14972 Mayor) It's that special time of the year...the Cheermeister's ride in the Chair of Cheer! Grinch) Chair of Cheer?!?! You didn't tell me about the Chair of Cheer! Cindy Lou) Please, Mr. Grinch please? Grinch) No really I couldn't, it's too much too soon! I...ah! *thrown into the chair* What? What are you doing!? I'll get a lawyer! There'll be HELL to pay! (full quote)
14972 *Correction to quote* ...And they'll feast, and they'll feast, and they'll FEAST FEAST FEAST FEAST! They'll eat their Who-pudding, and rare who ROAST BEAST! That is something I cannot stand in the least! Oh no! I'm speaking in rhyyyyyyme!! Blast you Whos!! *sigh* Why for 53 years I've put up with it now...I must stop this Christmas from coming! But how? I way? Ack!.... (full quote)
20947 Grinch: Were gonna die! We're gonna die! I'm going to throw up, and then I'm gonna die! Mommy, tell it to stop! Hee-Hee Whew! Almost lost my cool there. (full quote)
20947 Uh-oh! Somebody's FABULOUS!!!! (full quote)
20947 TAXI! It's because I'm green, isn't it?! (full quote)
23990 Don't ya know not to take things that don't belong to you?! what are you, some kind of wild animal?! (full quote)
Marvin Acme Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant. (full quote)
38324 Wrongo! (full quote)
  Dudes: DAD! Lou Lou Who: What happened to you two?!?! Dudes: IT WAS...THE GRINCH! (All town business stops, cars crash.) All: THE GRINCH?! Grinch: Whaddya want?! I mean..Uhm...THE GRINCH?! OH NO! Lou Lou Who: I'm sure it wasn't the grinch. I'm sure they were just out defacing public property or something like that. Mayor Augustus Maywho: Oh, thank goodness! (full quote)
  i'm a girl (full quote)
  Max, fetch me my cloak! (full quote)
  what are you smilling at, Ruldolph? (full quote)
  An award, you never mentioned an award! (full quote)
10929 One man's compost is another man's potpourri. (full quote)