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Keeping the Faith - 2000 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
4559 Oh God!! You must think I'm such an idiot! (full quote)
FletchFFletch May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us -- may God turn their hearts. And if He cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping. (full quote)
6006 I love that I suck! (full quote)
  Amen to your Oy (full quote)
6473 If you a cheap bastard!!! (full quote)
5171 May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us - may God turn their hearts. And if He cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping. (full quote)
  Holy Majoly! He's like porn slapping her (full quote)
  Hey! ADD boy. You wanna get it then let's get it, but be with me when we get it. (full quote)
FletchFFletch So this is a rectory. That sounds like a bad word. Rectory! (full quote)
8939 DON IS THIS A GOOD SYSTEM? DON- YEA ITS A GOOD SYSTEM IF YOU A cheap BASTARD! (full quote)
  God was showing off when He made you. (full quote)
  Jake: She's like a sister to you! Brian: Yes, thankyou for adding new depth to my confusion. (full quote)
5585 Digital key controller, so, you can change the pitch if your voice sucks. But I don't need that. (full quote)
  God was showing off when he made you (full quote)
11289 only my mother is reaching the level of shabat shalominess that i'm looking for. (full quote)
  I don't WANNA listen to any of you! (full quote)
11689 She's analysing synergies or synergizing analygies or something like that. (full quote)
11689 God squad in the house. (full quote)
11689 I think you will find Rabi Schram that this princess is no pushover. (full quote)
11689 I gave up smoking 2 years ago and when I see someone smoking I want to french kiss them just to suck the nicotine our of their lungs. (full quote)
11689 You want to bring a priest to your first good date in 2 years? (full quote)
11689 I have a relationship with me phone. We have a chemistry together. (full quote)
11689 Don't look at me in that tone of voice. (full quote)
1212 I don't breath audibly, but I breath. (full quote)
1212 I really admire your commitment. (full quote)
1212 I bet no one ever asks the Dali Lama these questions. (full quote)
1212 Definately not Ernie's, deninately not. (full quote)
1212 Okay, shut up RainMan, seriously. (full quote)
1212 20 minutes? I'm late. This is becoming a bad habit. (full quote)
1212 Okay, go. But you'll be back. They all come back (full quote)
1212 1)Am I interrupting something? 2)Yeah, I got a blond in the back. (full quote)
1212 Testing, testing. Sibalince, sibalince. I'm the King of Rock. There ain't none higher. (full quote)
1212 Don rhyme with flan. (full quote)
1212 1)price is not important! 2)No, price is VERY important. How much is it? 1)All right, you got me! Take me away!! (full quote)
1212 1)Get out of here with that? Is it real? 2)Yeah, it's real. (full quote)
1212 You think YOU can talk. This woman can TALK. (full quote)
1212 You think Ren was a Ritalin child? (full quote)
1212 1)The point is: You're old enough to date without a chaperone. 2)Amen. (full quote)
1212 There's this really great place on the web: www.hotgod.com. (full quote)
1212 You know, I'll bet the Middle East is lovely this time of year, right? (full quote)
  1.Jake, i am in love with you 2.ya i love you too 3. no you are in love with me, you just won't admit it because you are afraid of what it involves... (full quote)
  I'm gonna be coming here a lot, so maybe I can come here and you can say, hey Jake!,and I can say, hey...(pauses) T-bone (full quote)
  (Father Brian) So, let me get this straight, you're a catholic-muslim, with Jewish in-laws? (bartender) basically (full quote)
  (Jake and Brian)Well, jon, is this a good machine? (jon) yea it's good, if you're a CHEAP BASTARD! You want the audio 2000... and audio key control, so you can change the pitch if your voice sucks! But, I don't need that. (full quote)
  We're gonna be the Fugees here this morning...no Lauryn Hills. (full quote)
  at dinner on night Brian:There is an absence of something Jake: Yeah, the cell phone Anna: Holds up phone: It's set to vibrate (full quote)
  And she's loving him with that body of hers I just know it! ... your girlfriend heart go *boom*, fall on the floor! (full quote)
  Anna: So this is a rectory. That sounds like a bad word. Rectory! (full quote)
  Indian Bartender: oh, God, what do I know? I'm a half Punjabi Sikh Tamil separatist. My sister's married a Jewish doctor from New Jersey and our other grandmother was an Irish nun who left me this bar... which is a very long story... Father Brian: So...you're a Sikh Catholic Muslim with Jewish in-laws?? Indian Bartender: Yes, Yes! It is VERY complicated! (full quote)
  I love you. I'm in love with you. I've waited my whole life for someone like you and I'm not going to let you go. (full quote)
  1)I really like your headband 2)Oh yes, it was beaded by the mentally retarded. 3) Oh, it looks really good though. 4) Yes, well they were heavily supervised. (full quote)
  anna: brain u dont drink, brian: excuse me but in recent revelations i think that no of us can say wot the other person is feeling/thinking.....*brain necks the whiskey*....anna: brain....BRIAN!!! (full quote)
  anna: brain u dont drink, brian: excuse me but in recent revelations i think that no of us can say wot the other person is feeling/thinking.....*brain necks the whiskey*....anna: brain....BRIAN!!! (full quote)
  anna: brain u dont drink, brian: excuse me but in recent revelations i think that no of us can say wot the other person is feeling/thinking.....*brain necks the whiskey*....anna: brain....BRIAN!!! (full quote)
  Do you do these tapes? are you kidding me? noo! are u kidding me? no! these tapes are like a religion to me, no pun intended... feel my abs OUCH punch me! what?! i am not going to punch you pppppuuunnnnccccchhhh me no, im not going to punch you, your a girl (full quote)
  FATHER BRIAN'S SERMON- And its very important to understand the difference between religion and faith. Faith is a feeling, faith is a hunch...that there is something bigger connecting it all...connecting us all together. And coming here tonight, on your sunday evening, to connect with that feeling, that is an act of faith. (full quote)
  Oh god, I feel like I'm on some terrible new show. Melrose Priest! (full quote)
  And when you sing to your girlfriend, and her heart- KABOOM- fall down on the floor, you will say, thank you Don! It even has a tuner if your voice sucks, but I don't need that. (full quote)
  Jake: you suck you can do it! (full quote)
  There's a reason pandas don't mate in captivity! (Jake Schram, about dating within his congregation) (full quote)
  If she has kissed me back I don't think I would be sitting her right now, I would have given it all up. (full quote)
  I nearly didn't get it cos I was so mad with you. (giving Jack a Rabbi trading card) (full quote)
  Don:Ok, you caught me. Take me away! (full quote)
  Man, throw me a beach towel, cause my head is swimming (full quote)
1212 I have a relationship with my phone. We have a chemistry, I can't explain it. (full quote)
1212 Sometimes we don't see certain things until we're ready to see them in a certain way. (full quote)
1212 You think Len was a Ritalin Child? (full quote)
10929 what happened to our youth? (full quote)
10929 Ready to take a chance again. (full quote)
10929 Jessie's girl. (full quote)
12519 BRIAN: (In church, to congregation.) OK, so who can name the seven deadly sins? (No response.) People! It's a very popular movie with Brad Pitt. You have the ultimate cliff note! (full quote)
12519 BARTENDER: (Putting towel around neck in mock confessional.) Tell me, Father...how long has it been since your last drink? BRIAN: It's been about...(looks at watch)...one and a half minutes since my last drink. (full quote)
12519 (From deleted scene.) BRIAN: (Drunk.) Bartender! I'll have a pint of whiskey and a shot of your finest ale! (full quote)
12519 ANNA: I work harder than God. If He had hired me, He would have made the world by Thursday. (full quote)
12665 Jake looking out Anna's office window: He's like porn slapping her. (full quote)
beekers 1)Hey, this is a great apartment. 2)I know. Thanks, Daddy, right? (full quote)
19183 This is the big room. You better not lie in here. God doesn't look kindly on liars. He has a tendancy to throw lightening. (full quote)
22717 1: Let me guess- your old lady got fed up because you're out here chasing the skirt, so she took these little ones, and left you! 2: It's a little more complicated than that... (full quote)
22717 Sir- what? You're leaving! It's customary to sneak out after the communion... (full quote)
22717 No- I work harder than God. If he had hired me, he would have made the world by Thursday. (full quote)
22717 1: Is that her? 2: No! 1: No! 2: Hail... 1 and 2: Mary 2: Hail Something... 3: Hello Boys! (full quote)
22717 Jews don't want their rabbis to get laid. (from the out-takes) (full quote)
vanilla Rabbi Jacob (Jake) Schram: Whoa! You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the fact that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend? (full quote)
sobeit 1) She asked me for a bite and all of a sudden her face blew up like a chipmunk and she was like are there nuts in this. 2) So? 1) It was pecan pie (full quote)
34199 Let those who love us, love us. And those that don't, may may God turn their hearts. And, if He cannot turn their hearts, May He turn their ankles so we may know them by their limping. (full quote)
35145 Ok, Let's get a few things straight here, Jake. ONE, I like you..alot. And unless my radar is completely on the blink I think you like me too.. (full quote)
35145 TWO. No one thing defies me...So..let me have it. I can take it, I'm not scared. What? Are you some kind of woos? Little woos! Little woos! (full quote)
35145 1) Woah! what are you doing here? 2) We're buying a turkey. No! We're here to see a movie! (full quote)
35145 1) Are you speaking abstractly or specifically? 2) Abstractly (full quote)
44977 I'm trying to sprinkle a little fairy dust! (full quote)
NoeyW I'm not drunk. I'm not drunk, I'm Irish. (full quote)