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Scary Movie - 2000 Movie Quotes

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darricke Don't worry, Cindy! We'll pretend this never happened, like the time we got drunk and went down on each other! (full quote)
  I'm gonna slash and gash, Cut 'nother hole in your ass, Spill blood on the walls, And play tennis with your balls. If the phone rings dont answer the call, Imma slit your throat fuck yah like a goat, Peel your foreskin off & make a winter coat. PEACE! (full quote)
2946 Whazzzzzzzuuuuuuuuup? (full quote)
  1.)what was that noise? 2.)You can hear that? Um, I farted. 1.)No, the other noise. 2.)I'm making popcorn. (full quote)
  Mom told you not to put your dick in the vaccum cleaner (full quote)
  We all have our little secrets (full quote)
  This is black T.V. Two white people are dead and we're getting the fuck out of here. (full quote)
4364 oh my god, we hit a boot! (full quote)
4364 ketchup...just like my mom puts on her spaghetti, baby! (full quote)
4391 Watching television shows doesn't make you violent. Canceling television shows makes you violent. (full quote)
  ugh! what's that smell?/I went poopy!/did you just say you uh..went poopy?/ was good! (full quote)
2707 ugh! what's that smell?/I went poopy!/did you just say you uh..went poopy?/ was good! (full quote)
  do you have a dollar?/eeww get away from me you bum/buffy, can't you see the man's just you go sir..a nice sandwich for ya/i said a dollar..bitch! (full quote)
  Come in dear. Take off your bra if you'd like. - Ms. Man (full quote)
  I want to see your insides Turn to page 28 (full quote)
  what is up my sister? (full quote)
  1) Yo momma 2) Shorty, you're my brother, she's your momma too. 1) Oh yeah, then your father's stupid. 2) I don't care, I don't know him! 1) Yeah, me neither! (full quote)
5352 Ki ki ki ! Cha Cha Cha ! (full quote)
5352 Thanks for ALL your help (full quote)
5352 Cindy ! Cindy ! You ass looks FAT !!!!! (full quote)
5422 It's a disability man! (full quote)
  ok on 3 will trow himin the water ok 1-2- wait lets strip him,oh oh oh i get his boxers (full quote)
6120 1. If you see Bobby could you tell him I love him 2. Ok, if I see Bobb I'll tell him I love him (full quote)
6120 1. If you see Bobby could you tell him I love him 2. Ok, if I see Bobb I'll tell him I love him (full quote)
  Gail Hailstorm (to Kenny)- OK..chubbslla listen up...This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, and if this little piggy doesnt role the fuckin' camera im gonna stick my foot up his...(INTERUPTED BY KENNY) Were live! Gail- Gail Hailstorm reporting live infront of the polive station where were going to try and get a glimpse of young Cindy Campbell...(to Kenny)Your on my foot fat shit. What did i say, what did i say Kenny (to gail)- dont step on Gails shoes Gail (to kenny)- why not kenny- Gail has prom shoes Gail- ...o0o0 fuck you....CINDY, CINDY, CINDY your ass looks fat! Cindy- [punch] BITCH! Gail- OK, who cupped field? Kenny- Im sry Gail, it was me, i only touched the top of the was so tender and juicy, Gail- SHUT UP! [raises hand to Kenny] (full quote)
5352 And NEVER believe someone when they tell you : That shaving your pubic hair will rid you of crabb infestation (full quote)
6253 You on candid camera now! (full quote)
6253 Do it again, do it again! (full quote)
  GAIL SwallOWS! (full quote)
  GAIL SwallOWS! (full quote)
  yeah i got you! I got you! your on candid camera! (full quote)
  this is for thellma and louise! for jackie can movies, and for big mamas house! (full quote)
  no running!(wistle blows) hey! no running! shut up! ok (full quote)
7012 I SAID A DOLLAR BITCH! (full quote)
  *thump* (wife pops up) 1)did you hear anything? 2)uh, no, i didn't!!!! (full quote)
clarkins ...Well, I was hoping to my balls licked, but... (full quote)
  out of my face! out of my face! out of my face! (full quote)
clarkins Old lady: your ass is grass (drags knife across throat of #2) (full quote)
  Gail: Alright, who copped a feel? Kenny: Gail, it was I. I only touched the top of the breast... it was so tender and juicy. Gail: SHUT UP! (full quote)
  Its not the size of the hammer, its the nail you throw it at! (full quote)
  Cindy! your ass looks fat! (full quote)
  Doofy:I went poopy! Sheriff:Did you just say you went poopy?! Doofy:Yeah. It was good. (full quote)
  shit, im on TV, first cops now this, i'm gonna be a star son (full quote)
  1. Hey Doofy, smell my finger. 2.) Ugh, smell mine 1.) Oh my god, ugh, what is that?!? 2.) My ass. (full quote)
  Bobby: its ok baby, everything will be fine, just touch it agian, come on. (full quote)
  I got papers, blunts, bongs.. All the ingredients to make a high nigga pie!!! (full quote)
  Any body want some chicken? (full quote)
  GAIL (on camara): there is 3 people dead KID: awww i am on camara kool!!!(Gail takes out her gun and shoots the kid)and says:4 people dead in this tragid accident (full quote)
  run bitch runnnn (full quote)
  Everywhere I go I see the same hoe! (full quote)
  Yeah i got you, i got you on camera, you on candid camera now (full quote)
  Yeah and that sick bastard planted drugs all over the house (full quote)
  I'm here reporting live for Black News......White people dead we're getting the Fuck out of here!!!!! (full quote)
  I want to see your insides! Oh ok turn to page 48 (full quote)
  Come on, Come on just touch it. NO i won't ahh, uh uh uh uh (full quote)
  Hello? Hello? i said dont disturb me while im cleaning my room! (full quote)
  SUPRISE! (bashes voice recorder again) Supriiise Cindy.. (full quote)
  Sometime you have to give them candy (full quote)
  Alright Buffy knock it off As you know there have been murders and the police have asked me to pass on these instructions. 1)Always stay in well lit areas 2)Never travel alone whenever possible 3)Always wipe front to back and never ever believe any one when they say shaving your pubic hairs will rid you of crab infestation (full quote)
  She's gone Bobby and she's not coming back! Look Cindy it's been over a year now you've gotta move on baby! But Ginger was such an important part of the Spice Girls (full quote)
  1)You've gotta go back on Buffy their calling your name 2)Greg? I've gotta get to Greg 1)But you won 2)But Greg..I won? 3)Buffy what about Greg? 2) Oh fuck Greg I won. Out of my way loser, give me the crown bitch (full quote)
  Come in, Sit dow, take off your bra if you like. (full quote)
clarkins 1. You're not the only one who got one Greg. 2. You mean Bobby's got a baby dick too? (full quote)
clarkins #1. How close were you to the victim? #2 Real close until the roofies wore off then she started talking about pressing charges and just pulled my tongue out her ass and left. (full quote)
clarkins Hi Gail. Gail swallows. (full quote)
clarkins 1. Yo dog, does this shirt make me look gay? #2. No. #1 (adjusts shirt) What about now? #2. No. (full quote)
7137 Gail: What would have your last words to her? Shorty: RUN BITCH, RUN!! (full quote)
7222 Sorry wrong set (full quote)
7222 Yeah mom also told you to stop sticking your dick in the vacumn cleaner. (full quote)
7222 its not watching televsion shows that makes you violent its cancelling televesion shows that makes you violent (full quote)
7222 this is black entertainment white folk are dyin we getting the fuck outta here (full quote)
7557 Take it brandon, take it brandon...I mean Brenda (full quote)
7598 I got you. I got you on candid camera. (full quote)
7696 Gail: Ok, I'll make it real simple for you.(puts up thumb) This little piggy went to market,(puts up middle finger)this little piggy stayed home. (points) and if this little piggy doesn't roll the god dman camera I'm gonna put my fucking foot up his- Kenny: Gail, we're live! Gail: Gail Hailstorm here, tyring to get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell... (full quote)
8190 Sheriff: What is that god-awful smell? Doofy: I went poopy. Sheriff: Did you just say you went poopy? Doofy: Yeah, it's good. (full quote)
8190 Doofy: Hey! Hey no running! Runner: Blow me! Doofy: Alright. (full quote)
8190 Kenny: I only touched one, they were so tender and juic- ah Gail: SHUT UP! (full quote)
8190 Cindy: It was was Doofy! Sheriff: Shithead? (full quote)
8190 YOU ON CANDID CAMERA NOW! (full quote)
8190 dis is for schindler's list and the jackie chan movies! big mama's house! (full quote)
8487 Waaaaazzzzzzzuuuuuuupppppp? (full quote)
8487 1) Cindy! Cindy, your ass looks fat! (person two punches person 1 so hard she gets knocked down.) 2) Bitch!! (full quote)
8487 It's laundry day. (full quote)
8487 Ooooh, she's about to get it on with Shakespeare!! (full quote)
8507 Bobby: Yeah I was just watching the exorcist and thought I come over. Sid:where you thinking of that one time when I puked green slime and masturbated with a crosafic? It was my first keg party, Bobby. (full quote)
9588 Cop - Hey Doofy smell my fingers. Doofy - Eww, what's that? (Cops Laugh) Doofy - Smell my finger. Cop - Ohh what's that? Doofy - My Ass. (full quote)
11442 Gail) Kenny, get the camera ready! Here, hold my gum! (spits out her gum at Kenny.) (full quote)
11442 Gimme my crown, bitch! (full quote)
11442 Gail) What are you feeling right now, Heather? Heather) Lots of pain! Please help me, Gail! Gail) Ya know, I would, honey, but it's sweeps! (full quote)
11985 Hi, I'm Gail Hailstorm author of the book You're Dead, I'm Rich. A small college town is in shock after the unthinkable has happened. A brutal killing spree that has left one teen dead...that's it...two teens dead and this small town shaken and stirred. It's times like this... (full quote)
11985 Reportin live from Black TV...White folks are dead and we're getting the fuck outta here... (full quote)
11985 Cindy, your ass is fat! (full quote)
12207 yeh girl i'm in a movie.... mm hmm, shaka-spear in luhrve (full quote)
12207 (Bobby) This is just like a scene from a movie or somethin (Cindy) only this isnt a movie bobby, this is real life (bobby) no, its like a movie.. theres the sound guy..(points to corner of room) (full quote)
13150 1)=Buffy Gilmore 2)=Miss Teen contestanr 3)Cindy Cambell 2)Buffy you have to go back on stage their calling your name! 1)But Greg I have to get to Greg... 2)But you won! 1)But I have to get to --- I won? I WON!!!! 3)Buffy what about Greg? 1)Oh, fuck Greg I won out of my way loser, give me the crown bitch (full quote)
13150 1)She's gone and she's not coming back. 2)It's been over a year now, you've gotta move on baby 1)But Ginger was such an important part of the spice girls (full quote)
13150 As you know there have been murder been going on around here and the police have asked me to forward these instructions. 1. always stay in well lit areas 2. never travel alone whenever necsacery 3. always wipe front to back and 4. never believe someone when they tell you shaving your pubic hairs will rid you of crab infestation. (full quote)
13150 Come on in dear, have a seat and take of your bra if you'd like (full quote)
13150 I'm so scared right now... (full quote)
13150 1)Hello Cindy I still know what you did last halloween... I'm in the house ..hahaha.. I'm like the wind baby ..hahaha.. i could be anywhere ..hahaha.. 2)your ,your behind the couch 1)..hahaha.. WHAT? 2) I can see your legs behind the seat 1)Oh shit (full quote)
13150 1)Did you hear Drew Decker was muredered last night 2)oh no she sits next to me in english class 1)did you know her? 2)no i was gonna cheat of her test today (((if you haven't seen the dvd you wouldn't of seen this bit))) (full quote)
13150 1)what's your favourite scary movie? 2)oh i know, kazam you know when shaq plays the genie. 1)thats not a horror movie 2)well you haven't seen shaq act 1)you never did tell me your name 2)why do yu want to know? 1)cause i want to know who im looking at, nice breasts 2)what do you want? 1)i want to see what your insides look like 2) well then turn to page 54, look my boyfreind will be here any minute and he's black and he'll kick your ass. 1)you mean the one that wears make up and dresses like a woman? 2)how'd you know? 1)turn the porch light on 3)HELP HEEEEELP 2)thats not my boyfreind i mean i've fucked him a couple of times but thats it. 1)you forgot to lock the back door 2)(hitting the kids) take that you physco 4)owwww i cant feel my legs 5)i think my arm is broken 6)i want my mummy 2)oops sorry 1)hello drew (full quote)
13150 GAIL: Is that a muffin? KENNY: Gail I was hungry. Gail grabs it and throws it away (full quote)
13150 KENNY: Gail I can see your lilac GAIL: What? KENNY: I can see your fluffy GAIL: My what? Kenny you're not making any sense KENNY: I can see your flower GAIL: What? KENNY: Nothing Gail I'm just talking nonsence (full quote)
13446 its been a while..... (full quote)
13446 its been a while..... (full quote)
13477 #1:We have to call the police! #2:You have any idea what they do to young men in jail!? All of them lookin' for a fresh piece of meat! #3:Hey, maybe Cindy's right, maybe we should call the police. (full quote)
14345 1)Kay, we're going to throw him in the river. 2)Wait! Shouldn't we take his wallet too? 3)Yeah, I mean we already killed him, we might as well rob his ass. (full quote)
14345 1)what ARE YOU WAITING FOR????!!! 2)what am I waiting for?! FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! (full quote)
14345 1)Mom says when I wear this badge you hafta treat me like a man of the law. 2)Mom also told you not to stick your dick in the vacuum cleaner! (full quote)
14740 So, what's wrong? Feminine odor/itching got you down? (full quote)
14740 Out of the way, let him through! You don't own the theater! (full quote)
14740 For all you talkers up in here, it's time to keep it down right now. (full quote)
14740 Yeah I got you! I got you on camera. You on candid camera now! (full quote)
14740 1) If you see Bobby, tell him I love him. 2) Okay, if I see Bobby, I'll tell him I love him. (full quote)
14911 what can you tell us about the victim? - She had a fat ass (full quote)
  Oh, thats not my boyfriend, I mean I fucked him a couple of times! (full quote)
  Oh wait is this the big climax, hope you don't mind if I fake it! (full quote)
  no,dont go in there (full quote)
  (gail) - Ew, is that drool? (Doofy)- yeah, i forgot to swallow. (gail)- oh, well dont worry, cuz i never do! (full quote)
  The Wayans Brothers was a good show and we didn't even geta final episode. (full quote)
  (Doofy) No rinning!..blows whistle.. (kid) blow me (Doffy) alright (full quote)
  We already killed the guy, we might as well rob his ass! (full quote)
  i KNOW what YOU DID LAST SUMMER! (full quote)
  Sherrif:How r u Cindy? Cindy: Im good, how r u Sherrif? Sherrif: Bloaded, Constapated, got a boil the size of a walnut on my ass, u know, the usual (full quote)
  Brenda: Shorty, go home! I know you ain't ridin without no papers! Shorty:I got papas, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high nigga pie!! --Cadillac (full quote)
  Brenda: Shorty you best be goin' to class. Shorty: I dubee goin' to class. Brenda: Lunch is not a class. Shorty: Well your mama! Brenda: She's your mama too ya jackass. Shorty: Oh Well then your fatha. Brenda: So, I don't know him. Shorty: Me either. (full quote)
  Oh do it again do it again (as the dick is sliding in and out of his ear) (full quote)
  ah shit son yo what the deal. if u watchin this tape right now u know i didn't make it if i'm a prisoner or worse dead but i'm gonna tell y'all the rules to survive this situation 1.u gotta be quick 2.don't fall down and 3.whatever u do,don't look back.y'all wish me luck.SNATCH AND RUN Y'ALL!! (full quote)
  1) Baby, talk dirty to me. 2) OK. (says some literally dirty stuff)......I'm gonna piss on these walls! I'm gonna fart in your mouth! 1) Gross! 2) Oh, I'm sorry, babe. Was that too dirty? (full quote)
  1) Baby, talk dirty to me. 2) OK. (says some literally dirty stuff)......I'm gonna piss on these walls! I'm gonna fart in your mouth! 1) Gross! 2) Oh, I'm sorry, babe. Was that too dirty? (full quote)
  Learn to quote the fucking movie right! (full quote)
  Shorty: Rule Number One, you gotta be quick. Rule Number Two, don't fall down! And Rule Number Three, Never Look Back! Y'all wish me luck. Snatch and run y'all!! Clerk: Come back here you Motherfucker, you Son of a Bitch!! (full quote)
  Shorty:Holy shit man, i'm on tv. First COPS, now this. Man i'm gonna be a star. Reporter#1:What can you tell us about Drew Decker? Shorty: Well, she had da fat ass. I mean it was big, really big. Reporter#2:How close were you to being the victim? Shorty:Real close, till the roofies wore off, she woke up an' started talkin bout pressin charges, so i jus' pulled my tongue outta 'er ass and left. Reporter#3:What would of been your last words to her? Shorty:RUN,BITCH,RUN!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Not feeling so fresh? Feminine odor itching got you down? (full quote)
  Oh shit! I'm on tv! First Cops, now this! Reporter: What would have been your last words to the victim? Run, bitch, run! (full quote)
  Hello, I'm *name* author of the new book, 'You're Dead. I'm Rich.', here at a school where one teenager- THAT'S IT! (takes out pistol and shoots boy) where two teenagers have been found dead. (full quote)
  Can you see me now (full quote)
  BUFFY- OMG guys we hit a boot Greg- Where is the foot! (full quote)
  Were live for black TV, two whites are dead, we get the fuck outa here... (someelse tryied this quote but they sucked at it) (full quote)
  funny hahahahahaha (full quote)
  you wanna play die cheerleader die (full quote)
  bobby i was worried that the killer had got to you before i could come upstairs i got something to show you hey party on (full quote)
  oh bobby bobby iwas worried i thought the killer had got to you before i could (full quote)
  MAD COW! MOO! MOO! MOTHER FUCKER! (full quote)
  get outta my face...get outta my face (full quote)
  what are you waiting for? what am I waiting for? what are you waiting for? FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  hello? uh uh girl im in a movie..... uh shakAspear in love UH UH! YO LYIN!!! For gods sake will u just shut your trap?! shut up! old on..... i dont know why yall is actin like this ... my girlfriend already seen the movie and she said they dont even stay togetha in the end.... (full quote)
  Dufee: Gail Swallows! (full quote)
  Buffy-Oh my god, we have to help greg, the killer. Girl-Buffy, they are calling you, they're calling your name Buffy-Cindy, The killer got gregg Girl-BUFFY, YOU WON GO OUT THERE Buffy- But we have to...OH MY GOD I WON Cindy- But Buffy what about Greg? Buffy-Fuck Greg, I WON!!! (full quote)
  I told you not to disturb me when i'm cleaning my room. (vacuum cleaner rolls all over hitting the walls) (full quote)
  I told you not to disturb me when I'm vacuuming my room. (full quote)
  you can slice him, you can dice him (full quote)
  Goin to contest cause ill make u undress like porn dancers..... (full quote)
  Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the fuck out of here! (full quote)
  Brenda- Buffy is such a hoe! I don't why your riends with her! Cindy- I thinks she's sweet... Brenda- well you know Shaun? Cindy- No Brenda- Puff Daddy? Cindy- Oh yeah... Brenda- well, last summer I was at his pool party standing next to the pool, and I look over, and I see your girl, getting BUCKWOW in the jacuzi...with a BACKUP dancer! I mean that's nasty! That's lower than a security guard! At least they can get you backstage! She don't love herself! (full quote)
  Im giving u 7 frickin days lady now shut up before i come over there and kick the shit out of u (full quote)
  It's not the size of the hammer it's the nail your driving it at! (full quote)
  1: You better stop or else. 2: Or else what? 1: Or else my boyfriend will be here any moment. And he's black and he'll kick your ass! (full quote)
  Female) If you see Bobby, tell him I love him male) Okay, if I see Bobby, i'll tell him I love him (full quote)
  Cindy: Oh wait, there's Buffy! Brenda: I don't know why you hang out with her, she's such a hoe...Last summer, my friend Shawn had a party Cindy: Shawn? Brenda: You know, Puff Daddy?...anyway, we was all drinkin that Crystile champagne and people was gettin freaky in the pool...and I look over and yo girl was gettin buckwild in the jacuzzi. Cindy: So? Brenda: With a back-up dancer! That's nasty, that's lower than security.. at least security can get you back stage! She don't love herself!!!....HEY BABY GIRL! (full quote)
  I was hoping to get my balls licked (full quote)
  YEAH! thats my girlfriend!!!YEAH thats my girlfriend to!! yeah im hitting that too, alright buffy!!hey you wanna a peace of me?yeah best pussy i ever had!!yeah bring it on man! (full quote)
8487 1) (sitting on a couch, he holds a blanket up to himself, and his breath is coming out in little puffs, like when you're outside in cold weather) Can I tell you a secret? 2) Sure, man. 1) I see dead people. 2) (laughing) That's wild, dude! (full quote)
14740 1. Does this shirt make me look gay? 2. No 1. Oh (takes bottom center of shirt and loops it through neckline). How about now? (full quote)
14740 Yeah I got you. I got you on camera. You on candid camera now! (full quote)
14911 Do you think this is funny? A small dick is like a disability man, would you make fun of a guy in a weelchair, WOULDCHA? Get over here and show yourself like a real man, you sick fuck! (full quote)
sjg1983 1) Yeah! That's my girlfriend! 2) Yeah, that's my girlfriend too! 1) Hey shut the hell up (full quote)
23703 Sydney: Don't you find it weird that all these killings happen exactly 1 year ago.. (full quote)
40504 i told you to leave me alone when im cleaning my room (full quote)
46001 aww shit,son. (full quote)
cptdad Sheriff: How are you today Cindy? Cindy Campbell: good, officer, how are you? Sheriff: Bloated, constipated, got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut - you know, the usual. (full quote)
haynesmomma "your pushnut, your wolf, your bird" (full quote)