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| 3222 |
I have one job on this ship! It's stupid, but I'm going to do it!!
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#1: Could those be the miners? #2: Sure, they're what, like three? #1: Miners, not minors! #2: You lost me.
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I'm not a total brain case, okay?
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I'll get one of my guys up here with a can of WD-40.
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...but the animal is inside-out...and it exploded!
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| 5221 |
It's a rock monster, it doesn't have a motivation!
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By Grabthar's Hammer!....We live to tell the tale!
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| 1950 |
Well that was a heck of a thing.
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| 5172 |
Never give up! Never surrender!
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| 5172 |
(1)What is this thing? I mean there's no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of choppy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway!
(2)Relax, Gwen.
(1)No! I mean we shouldn't have to do this! It makes no logical sense! Why is this here?!
(2)Because it's on the television show!
(1)Well, forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!
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| 6911 |
Well, I see you managed to get your shirt off!
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| 6948 |
OH! That's not right!
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| 7248 |
It's a rock, Tommy, it doesn't have any vunerable spots!
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| 7248 |
By Grabthar's hammer......what a savings
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| 6911 |
1) By Grapthar's Hammer-
2) Don't! I'm not kidding!
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| 6911 |
computer? Is there a replacement Berilium Sphere on board?
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| 8489 |
1)Guy you have a last name. 2)DO I! DO I! As far as you know I'm just crew man number six. MOMMY! MOMMY!
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| 10471 |
Never give up!! Never surrender!!
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scew that!! while Weaver looks at the chompers
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scew that!! while Weaver looks at the chompers
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WELL HE'S OUTside!!!
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| 10047 |
1)I'm not going out there and nothing you do or say can make me!2)The show must go on.1)Damn you. Damn you!
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Jason: They were termites, or Dalmations. I can't remember because I was hung over.
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Alexander: You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship!
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GUY: I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
GWEN: They are so cute!
GUY: Sure, now. In a second they're going to get mean and they're going to get ugly somehow.
GWEN: Look! There's a little hurt one. *walks out to see them* Hi..come--Guy!
GUY: Did you guys ever watch the show?
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GWEN: Tommy, stop the pod!
TOMMY: I can't stop it! It's on auto-pilot!
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GWEN: Everything's fine.
THERMIAN: But the animal is inside out.
JASON: I heard that! It turned inside out?
THERMIAN: And it exploded.
JASON: Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, then it exploded??
GWEN: Hold please.
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TOMMY: Go for the eyes like in episode 22!
JASON: It doesn't have any eyes, Tommy.
TOMMY: Go for the mouth, or the throat, it's vulnerable spots.
JASON: It's a rock, it doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
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GWEN: Whoever wrote this episode should die!
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| 5221 |
1) You've gotta admit, they really do love him.
2) Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.
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| 14806 |
By Grapthar's hammer, what a savings.
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| 14806 |
My TV guide interview was six paragraphs about how my boobs fit into my suit...
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You broke the ship! You broke the Bloody Ship!!!!
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| Valhalla |
Is there Air? You don't know!
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| Valhalla |
Look around you, can you form some sort of rudementry lathe?
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| 21540 |
1)So...What's your name? 2) (No Answer)3)Her communicator is broken yahaisjslfmldf!!!!!!!!!
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| 22089 |
Everything is so clean!
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| Enginjon |
Let's get out of here, before one of those things kills Guy!
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| 22896 |
1. It turned inside out. 2. It turned inside out??? *splat* 3. And it exploded!
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| 22896 |
1. It turned inside out!
*splat*
2. And it exploded!
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Maybe I should get some pants on.
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| 24713 |
Hey! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!
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| 24713 |
You construct a weapon. Look around you. Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
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| Larwen |
Don't open that door! It's an alian planet! Is there air?! You don't know!
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| Larwen |
FRED
Now that was a hell of a thing.
what's wrong with them?
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| Larwen |
GUY:
I changed my mind. I want to go back.
ALEXANDER:
After the big fuss you made about not getting left behind on the
ship?
GUY:
Yeah, but that's when I thought maybe was the crewman that stays
on the shin and something is up there and it kills me, but now
I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five
minutes after we land on the planet...
JASON:
Guy, you're not going to get killed on the planet, okay?
GUY:
Oh, I'm not? I'm not? Then what's my last name?
JASON:
your last name.
GUY:
Yeah, what is it?
JASON:
It's... I don't know.
GUY:
No. Nobody does. Do you know WHY? Because my character Isn't
IMPORTANT enough for a last name. Because I'm going to DIE five
minutes in, why bother to come up with a last name for me?
GWEN:
Guy, you HAVE a last name. We just don't KNOW it.
GUY:
Do I? DO I? For all you know I'm just CREWMAN #6!
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By Grapthatr's hammer, by the sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged
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| 20947 |
1: The animal turned inside out... 2: WHAT?! 1: ... And it exploded. 2: It turned inside out, then it EXPLODED?!?!?!?!?!
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| 20947 |
Could you possibly try NOT TO HIT EVERY single ONE!?!?!?!?!?
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| 31774 |
We have aquired your limo...sine.
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| 28597 |
I played Richard the Third... There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it! Now look at me. Look at me! I can't go out there, and I won't say that stupid line one more time!
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| 28597 |
And finally, my fellow Questerians.... the brave Commander of the N.S.E.A. Protector-- Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, Quincy, Quincy, Quincy, Quincy, Taggart, Taggart, Taggart, Taggart!
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| 28597 |
You probably don't remember me, do you? It's the sunglasses, right? I was on the show in '82, episode 81. Got killed by a lava monster before the first commercial.
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| 28597 |
Without my crew, I'm not a Commander. I think we all remember what happened to that beast on Enok Seven, right?
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| 28597 |
You know, guys, I had a late night with a Kreemorian Fangor beast, so I'm gonna just shut my eyes for a bit. Go on! You know, I'm listening to everything you say, okay?
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| 28597 |
(1)You know us?
(2) I don't believe there is a man, woman or child on my planet who does not. Since we first received transmission of your historical documents, we have studied every facet of your missions and strategies.
(3) You've been watchin' the show?
(4) Lieutenant, historical documents.
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| 28597 |
I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just crewman number six. I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove the situation is serious. I gotta get out.
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| 28597 |
(1)Listen. I'll go in. I'll create a distraction. I've got this. I'm okay. I'm gonna be able to hold him back long enough for the aliens to escape.
(2)That's suicide.
(1)I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
(2)Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that?
(1)Plucky?
(2)Besides, I just had this really interesting idea.
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| 28597 |
How adorable -- the actors are going to play war with me.
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| 28597 |
(1)Alright, Gwen. Put me back on with him.
(2)Well, I'm trying to tell you, you are back with him.
(3)Perhaps I'm not as stupid as I am ugly, Commander.
(1)I gave you the KILL gesture.
(2)No, you gave me the WE'RE DEAD signal. I was agreeing with you. Like I know where the hold button is.
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| 28597 |
(1)Hey guys... there's a red thingy movin' towards the green thingy.
(2)what?
(1)Red thingy movin' toward the green thingy. i think - I think we're the green thingy.
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| 28597 |
(1)Commander, I actually wanna - I just want to tell you that I - I thought a lot about what you said.
(2)It's okay. Listen.
(1)But I want you to know that I'm not a complete brain case, okay? I understand completely that it's just a TV show.
(2)Hold - Wait a minute. Stop for a second. Stop. Wait. It's all real.
(1)Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it!
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| bigbadbill |
I don't believe there is a man, woman or child on my planet who does not. In the years since we first received transmission of your historical documents, we have studied every facet of your missions and strategies.
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Guy: Look around you-can you form some sort of rudimentart laithe?
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Guy: Look around you-can you form some sort of rudimentary laithe?
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Jason: what are you, an infant?!?!?!
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| 40950 |
Ducts? Why is it always ducts?
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you can't believe that the people on gillians island were real... oh those poor castaways
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| 34821 |
Quick, we've got to get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!
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| 46042 |
I'm just 'crewman #6'. I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who
dies to prove how serious the situation is! I've gotta get outta here!
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| 33944 |
1/_ Alexander, where are you going?
2/_ To see if there's a pub!!
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| 33944 |
Scene stealing hack!!??
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what ARE YOU DOING??? THAT'S AN ALIEN PLANET!!! IS THERE AIR? YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
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Guy: Look around you. Can you form some kind of rudimentary lathe?
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| 33944 |
Raving egomaniac??!!
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| 33944 |
1/_By Grabthar's hammer....
2/_Don't do that, I'm NOT kidding!
1/_I'm sorry sir....
2/_Don't!
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| 33944 |
OH RIGHT!!! Of course, it's always about YOU, isn't it!!!
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| 33944 |
1/_Quellek?, what are you doing up there?
2/_I avoided capture by using your Moktar stealth haze
1/_ Oh.... ok
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| 33944 |
Whoever wrote this episode should die!!
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| 33944 |
1/_You fail to realise, Commander, that without your shield, my ship will tear right through yours like tissue paper!!
2/_And YOU fail to realise, Sarris, that my ship is dragging mines!!!
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| 33944 |
It doesn't take a great actor to notice a bad one, Sarris, and you're sweating!!!
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| 33944 |
Alexander Dane as Dr Lazarus!! Give him a big hand, he's British!
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what's wrong with them?
I don't know...C'mon
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You broke the bloody ship!
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| JIMSOMNIAC |
Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!
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| loulou9284 |
J: Alexander, where are you going? A: To see if there's a pub!
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| loulou9284 |
Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole, and it, like, nailed the atmosphere at Mark 15, which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously, so we're gonna help Laredo guide it on the vox ultra-frequency carrier and use Roman candles for visual confirmation.
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| loulou9284 |
where are you going with those fireworks?
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| Bronzebird |
I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman number Six." I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is! I've gotta get out of here!
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| Bronzebird |
By Grabthar's hammer, (pause) what a savings.
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| Bronzebird |
Wait, don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know! ( holds his breath)
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| Mikeyes32 |
Mathesar activate the Omega 13!!!
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| Leoric_Abhorsen |
Huh... That was a hell of a thing
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