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Galaxy Quest - 1999 Movie Quotes


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3222 I have one job on this ship! It's stupid, but I'm going to do it!! (full quote)
  #1: Could those be the miners? #2: Sure, they're what, like three? #1: Miners, not minors! #2: You lost me. (full quote)
  I'm not a total brain case, okay? (full quote)
  I'll get one of my guys up here with a can of WD-40. (full quote)
  ...but the animal is inside-out...and it exploded! (full quote)
5221 It's a rock monster, it doesn't have a motivation! (full quote)
  By Grabthar's Hammer!....We live to tell the tale! (full quote)
1950 Well that was a heck of a thing. (full quote)
5172 Never give up! Never surrender! (full quote)
5172 (1)What is this thing? I mean there's no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of choppy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway! (2)Relax, Gwen. (1)No! I mean we shouldn't have to do this! It makes no logical sense! Why is this here?! (2)Because it's on the television show! (1)Well, forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written! (full quote)
6911 Well, I see you managed to get your shirt off! (full quote)
6948 OH! That's not right! (full quote)
7248 It's a rock, Tommy, it doesn't have any vunerable spots! (full quote)
7248 By Grabthar's hammer......what a savings (full quote)
6911 1) By Grapthar's Hammer- 2) Don't! I'm not kidding! (full quote)
6911 computer? Is there a replacement Berilium Sphere on board? (full quote)
8489 1)Guy you have a last name. 2)DO I! DO I! As far as you know I'm just crew man number six. MOMMY! MOMMY! (full quote)
10471 Never give up!! Never surrender!! (full quote)
  scew that!! while Weaver looks at the chompers (full quote)
  scew that!! while Weaver looks at the chompers (full quote)
  WELL HE'S OUTside!!! (full quote)
10047 1)I'm not going out there and nothing you do or say can make me!2)The show must go on.1)Damn you. Damn you! (full quote)
  Jason: They were termites, or Dalmations. I can't remember because I was hung over. (full quote)
  Alexander: You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship! (full quote)
  GUY: I don't like this. I don't like this at all. GWEN: They are so cute! GUY: Sure, now. In a second they're going to get mean and they're going to get ugly somehow. GWEN: Look! There's a little hurt one. *walks out to see them* Hi..come--Guy! GUY: Did you guys ever watch the show? (full quote)
  GWEN: Tommy, stop the pod! TOMMY: I can't stop it! It's on auto-pilot! (full quote)
  GWEN: Everything's fine. THERMIAN: But the animal is inside out. JASON: I heard that! It turned inside out? THERMIAN: And it exploded. JASON: Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, then it exploded?? GWEN: Hold please. (full quote)
  TOMMY: Go for the eyes like in episode 22! JASON: It doesn't have any eyes, Tommy. TOMMY: Go for the mouth, or the throat, it's vulnerable spots. JASON: It's a rock, it doesn't have any vulnerable spots! (full quote)
  GWEN: Whoever wrote this episode should die! (full quote)
5221 1) You've gotta admit, they really do love him. 2) Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself. (full quote)
14806 By Grapthar's hammer, what a savings. (full quote)
14806 My TV guide interview was six paragraphs about how my boobs fit into my suit... (full quote)
  You broke the ship! You broke the Bloody Ship!!!! (full quote)
Valhalla Is there Air? You don't know! (full quote)
Valhalla Look around you, can you form some sort of rudementry lathe? (full quote)
21540 1)So...What's your name? 2) (No Answer)3)Her communicator is broken yahaisjslfmldf!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
22089 Everything is so clean! (full quote)
Enginjon Let's get out of here, before one of those things kills Guy! (full quote)
22896 1. It turned inside out. 2. It turned inside out??? *splat* 3. And it exploded! (full quote)
22896 1. It turned inside out! *splat* 2. And it exploded! (full quote)
  Maybe I should get some pants on. (full quote)
  By Grapthatr's hammer, by the sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged (full quote)
  Guy: Look around you-can you form some sort of rudimentart laithe? (full quote)
  Guy: Look around you-can you form some sort of rudimentary laithe? (full quote)
  Jason: what are you, an infant?!?!?! (full quote)
  you can't believe that the people on gillians island were real... oh those poor castaways (full quote)
  what ARE YOU DOING??? THAT'S AN ALIEN PLANET!!! IS THERE AIR? YOU DON'T KNOW!!! (full quote)
  Guy: Look around you. Can you form some kind of rudimentary lathe? (full quote)
  what's wrong with them? I don't know...C'mon (full quote)
  You broke the bloody ship! (full quote)
Larwen Don't open that door! It's an alian planet! Is there air?! You don't know! (full quote)
Larwen FRED Now that was a hell of a thing. what's wrong with them? (full quote)
Larwen GUY: I changed my mind. I want to go back. ALEXANDER: After the big fuss you made about not getting left behind on the ship? GUY: Yeah, but that's when I thought maybe was the crewman that stays on the shin and something is up there and it kills me, but now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet... JASON: Guy, you're not going to get killed on the planet, okay? GUY: Oh, I'm not? I'm not? Then what's my last name? JASON: your last name. GUY: Yeah, what is it? JASON: It's... I don't know. GUY: No. Nobody does. Do you know WHY? Because my character Isn't IMPORTANT enough for a last name. Because I'm going to DIE five minutes in, why bother to come up with a last name for me? GWEN: Guy, you HAVE a last name. We just don't KNOW it. GUY: Do I? DO I? For all you know I'm just CREWMAN #6! (full quote)
20947 1: The animal turned inside out... 2: WHAT?! 1: ... And it exploded. 2: It turned inside out, then it EXPLODED?!?!?!?!?! (full quote)
20947 Could you possibly try NOT TO HIT EVERY single ONE!?!?!?!?!? (full quote)
24713 Hey! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know! (full quote)
24713 You construct a weapon. Look around you. Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe? (full quote)
28597 I played Richard the Third... There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it! Now look at me. Look at me! I can't go out there, and I won't say that stupid line one more time! (full quote)
28597 And finally, my fellow Questerians.... the brave Commander of the N.S.E.A. Protector-- Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, Quincy, Quincy, Quincy, Quincy, Taggart, Taggart, Taggart, Taggart! (full quote)
28597 You probably don't remember me, do you? It's the sunglasses, right? I was on the show in '82, episode 81. Got killed by a lava monster before the first commercial. (full quote)
28597 Without my crew, I'm not a Commander. I think we all remember what happened to that beast on Enok Seven, right? (full quote)
28597 You know, guys, I had a late night with a Kreemorian Fangor beast, so I'm gonna just shut my eyes for a bit. Go on! You know, I'm listening to everything you say, okay? (full quote)
28597 (1)You know us? (2) I don't believe there is a man, woman or child on my planet who does not. Since we first received transmission of your historical documents, we have studied every facet of your missions and strategies. (3) You've been watchin' the show? (4) Lieutenant, historical documents. (full quote)
28597 I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just crewman number six. I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove the situation is serious. I gotta get out. (full quote)
28597 (1)Listen. I'll go in. I'll create a distraction. I've got this. I'm okay. I'm gonna be able to hold him back long enough for the aliens to escape. (2)That's suicide. (1)I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward. (2)Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that? (1)Plucky? (2)Besides, I just had this really interesting idea. (full quote)
28597 How adorable -- the actors are going to play war with me. (full quote)
28597 (1)Alright, Gwen. Put me back on with him. (2)Well, I'm trying to tell you, you are back with him. (3)Perhaps I'm not as stupid as I am ugly, Commander. (1)I gave you the KILL gesture. (2)No, you gave me the WE'RE DEAD signal. I was agreeing with you. Like I know where the hold button is. (full quote)
28597 (1)Hey guys... there's a red thingy movin' towards the green thingy. (2)what? (1)Red thingy movin' toward the green thingy. i think - I think we're the green thingy. (full quote)
28597 (1)Commander, I actually wanna - I just want to tell you that I - I thought a lot about what you said. (2)It's okay. Listen. (1)But I want you to know that I'm not a complete brain case, okay? I understand completely that it's just a TV show. (2)Hold - Wait a minute. Stop for a second. Stop. Wait. It's all real. (1)Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it! (full quote)
31774 We have aquired your limo...sine. (full quote)
33944 Raving egomaniac??!! (full quote)
33944 1/_By Grabthar's hammer.... 2/_Don't do that, I'm NOT kidding! 1/_I'm sorry sir.... 2/_Don't! (full quote)
33944 OH RIGHT!!! Of course, it's always about YOU, isn't it!!! (full quote)
33944 1/_Quellek?, what are you doing up there? 2/_I avoided capture by using your Moktar stealth haze 1/_ Oh.... ok (full quote)
33944 Whoever wrote this episode should die!! (full quote)
33944 1/_You fail to realise, Commander, that without your shield, my ship will tear right through yours like tissue paper!! 2/_And YOU fail to realise, Sarris, that my ship is dragging mines!!! (full quote)
33944 It doesn't take a great actor to notice a bad one, Sarris, and you're sweating!!! (full quote)
33944 Alexander Dane as Dr Lazarus!! Give him a big hand, he's British! (full quote)
33944 1/_ Alexander, where are you going? 2/_ To see if there's a pub!! (full quote)
33944 Scene stealing hack!!?? (full quote)
34821 Quick, we've got to get out of here before one of those things kills Guy! (full quote)
bigbadbill I don't believe there is a man, woman or child on my planet who does not. In the years since we first received transmission of your historical documents, we have studied every facet of your missions and strategies. (full quote)
40950 Ducts? Why is it always ducts? (full quote)
46042 I'm just 'crewman #6'. I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is! I've gotta get outta here! (full quote)
JIMSOMNIAC Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy! (full quote)
Bronzebird I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman number Six." I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is! I've gotta get out of here! (full quote)
Bronzebird By Grabthar's hammer, (pause) what a savings. (full quote)
Bronzebird Wait, don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know! ( holds his breath) (full quote)
loulou9284 J: Alexander, where are you going? A: To see if there's a pub! (full quote)
loulou9284 Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole, and it, like, nailed the atmosphere at Mark 15, which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously, so we're gonna help Laredo guide it on the vox ultra-frequency carrier and use Roman candles for visual confirmation. (full quote)
loulou9284 where are you going with those fireworks? (full quote)
Mikeyes32 Mathesar activate the Omega 13!!! (full quote)
Leoric_Abhorsen Huh... That was a hell of a thing (full quote)