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Blue Streak - 1999 Movie Quotes


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  Im bad, I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my ass with them shits! (full quote)
  what chu gonna do w/ one shoelasce?? floss your ass??? (full quote)
  when i first met you, you were all plickity plick and now your all WHABOOM! (full quote)
4991 ill rip ur lips off and kiss my ass with them shits then ill rip ur toung off and lick my balls with them shits! (full quote)
  Ill rip your lips off and kiss my ass with them shits... Ill rip your tongue out and lick my balls with it... (full quote)
4066 1. I think your spanish is a little rusty 2. Yeah? 1. You just told that man that you have a big cat in your pants. (full quote)
4066 I'm a Fedaralli (full quote)
  1)Tell me about this Logan guy. 2)I can't tell you much except that he's gay. GAY GAY GAY!!! (full quote)
5172 (1)You still smell like a cop. (2)Damn it Damn it Damn it Damn it. I knew he would catch us. (3)Shut up! (full quote)
  WeeWaw! Weewaw! This is the po-lice! Move your busted ass vehicle outta the road coz we got guns 'n' shit back here! (full quote)
6901 1.GO! go get him! 2.well we cant malone. he crossed into mexico and is out of our jurisdiction. 1.well damn the jurisdiction, go get him! 2. we cant malone. 1.you cant? YOU cant? 2.(shakes his head no) 1. WATCH ME! MOVE YA ASS!!! (full quote)
  Man, how many times did it take you to get your Driver's License? I mean wake me up when we get there. *Snore* (full quote)
  I thought you said you were a banker no bank robber see i have a studdering problem but i will have that whole thing cleared up i promise. (full quote)
  I'm a federale. (full quote)
clarkins I love this jurisdiction shit. (full quote)
  Some times you gotta feed a little speed to your ride Detective. (full quote)
8264 I gotta pizza delivery for robbery homicide (full quote)
8264 all right let me in on a little secret what you do with my shoelace.. floss yo' ass with it. HA HA! got go. (full quote)
8264 1: well malone we did a check up and west coviena's never heard of ya now we know your not FBI so who are you working for. 2: I'm a federali 1: a federali 2: yeah on my mother's father's side 3: yeah I guess I kinda see it 2: gracias but I couldn't tell you guys because I coulda lost my federalihood (full quote)
8264 1: well malone we did a check up and west coviena's never heard of ya now we know your not FBI so who are you working for. 2: I'm a federali 1: a federali 2: yeah on my mother's father's side 3: yeah I guess I kinda see it 2: gracias but I couldn't tell you guys because I coulda lost my federalihood (full quote)
8264 so you gotta make a decision do you wanna be someones bitch or someones senrita (full quote)
8264 you don't wanna go to jail in mexico. don't no one wanna go to jail in mexico they shove all kinds of baritos up yo' ass (full quote)
8264 1: I think of this as kind of a marrage 2: no its more like a one night stand wam bam thank you officer (full quote)
8264 1: what do you think about the P-31 2: well what do you think about the P-31 1: I think its a piece of shit 2: what is it diaz well diaz what do you think we should do with the P-31 1: I think we should scrap it 2: anyone else think we should scrap the P-31 (all cops raise there hands) alright scraped and cause you want it scraped you want 31 flavors go to baskin robins 3: sir 2: what is it 3: I think we should use the P-40 alright who thinks we should use the P-40 (all cops raise their hands) alright P-40 it is and you wanna know why cause you want it (full quote)
8264 man what did I tell you tully don't go for the safe go stright for the cash in and out in and out. and why are you robbing the conor store anyways your a driver you go driving skills. (full quote)
8264 1: put your hands on the pavment 2: there is no pavment 1: well then put 'em on the oodles of noodles 2: chicken or beef chicken or beef 1: chicken 2:MILES! 1: TULLY! (full quote)
  You don't get that kinda training at the acadamy (full quote)
9487 that' sright, im a stone cold killer. ill rip your lips off and kiss my ass with them bitches. oh yeah, ill rip your tounge out and lick my balls with it!! (full quote)
  AWWW SHIT, MAN. I KNEW THEY WAS GONNA CATCH US , DAMN (full quote)
  got-eem (full quote)
9823 Move ya' busted ass vehicle. this is the LAPD. We got guns and shit. We'll pop one in ya' ass. Now MOVE, MOVE, MOVE. (full quote)
  Who's this?? Oh you dont want to mess with this dude he is the Stone Cold Killer! One time i saw this guy rip someone's guts out threw the ass and the eyes poped out! do that move u do the gut and eye move. Aright keeyahhhhh ka thats when it went splat he just droped it. NO! I'm bad baby i'll rip your lips off and kiss my ass with them shits! I've seen him do it! Hh huh thats how i get down! I'll rip your tounge off and lick my balls! SHUT UP!!! (full quote)
10514 1. Going a little fast ain't we sir 2.I'm just balancing out your Shit. (full quote)
10630 Do you like snacks? Sure, nothing makes me happier. (full quote)
11892 DIAZ is it? DIAZ! (full quote)
  1) Who is this? 2) OH You dont wanna mess with him hes a stone-cold killer, i mean Stone Cold. Hoo boy hes bad I seen him.. him rip somebodys guts out, through.. through there ass, and the eyes Fell Out. DO THE MOVE THAT YOU DO, THE GUT AND EYES MOVE 3) Aight PHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA, UGGHHH 2)Thats The Guts right there, he just dropped em 3) Thats right im bad baby Ill rip your lips off, and kiss my ass with them shits 2) I seen em do it 3) I Do That, Thats how i get down baby Ill rip your tongue out.. and lick my balls with them (full quote)
12076 I don't wanna leave it with Shamoo over there. (full quote)
  No, lemme tell you what. Last time I left a pizza here it just MAGIcallY disapeard, its like leavin candy around me, its not gunna be aiight (full quote)
  SHUT UP SHUT UP (full quote)
  hey man this is the tougheest safe in the world the m32 vault, whats the first thing u do eddie? drill the lock? nahh man u check 2 see if its open................its open man! what? nahhhh man im messin wid u im messin wif u man, they would neva do that (full quote)
  miles- what happend to u, when i left u were like plickity plow plickity plick. now your like WHABOOM! AND SOME OPRAH SHIT. ???- Janese your sad ass sack of bones is here! miles- OH i apoigize u her cousin. can i buy u some cereal? (janese arrives) miles-you look beautiful. u are beautiful and thasts not just 2 years of prison talking. janese- aww miles it must have been hard for u in there all alone in ur tiny cot. tell me miles, did u think about me? miles- think about u all the time. think about u right now. janese- WELL U SHOULD OF THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE U STARTED ROBBIN PEOPLE! (slams door in miles' face) miles- JANESE I NEVER ROBBRED YOU! im a rehabilitated man! JANESE! janese-Miles i didnt come see you for 2 years. wasnt that a sign? miles- well i knew u couldnt stand to see ur man like thst. janese- MAN U NOT MY MAN! U LIED. u told me u were a banker! miles- no bankrobber. yea see sometimes i studder but im gettin that whole speach impedimet thing... janese- miles ur avery smart man, but the entire time we spent together was one big lie miles- oh i can change janese- OH NO U CANT! (slams window) milese- oh dont do me like dat! (full quote)
  Put your hands on the pavenment. There is no pavement. Then put your hands on the oodles and noodles. Chicken or beef? Chicken (full quote)
  common let me in on your secret..................what u gonna do with 1 shoelace...........ha???...........Floss ur ass! haha gotta go (full quote)
  genise your sad ass sack of bones is here.......ooooooo i forgot your her cousin.......can i buy u some cereal? (full quote)
  YOU DONT WHANT TO GO TO JAIL IN MEXICO , DONT NOOOOObody WHANT TO GO TO JAIL IN MEXICO OR THEY PUT ALL KIND OF BURRITOS IN YO ASS (full quote)
  All i know sir, is that he's gay. GAY GAY! (full quote)
  1) Put your hands on the pavement! 2) Uhh... 1) Put your hands on the pavement! 2) There is no pavement! 1) Then, uh, the Oodles of Noodles! Put 'em on the noodles! 2) Chicken or beef? 1) Chicken! (full quote)
  first the people who write these quotes dont even FUC*ing know them........but i got one....Noooooooo, you cant just give it to me, i gotta take it, NOW this is gonna hurt a little bit TUlly:what Martin:i said this is gonna hurt a little bit, wwwhhhhhaaaaaaaa (full quote)
  Frankie:Yeah but they probably had about 3 or 4 guys working the job Login:Zippit...Zip the shit up now im the man frankie now i am the man (full quote)
  what do you think about the P31? i think its a peice of shit. what do you think we should do with it? Scrap it. Its scrapped you know why because you wanted it. its outta there. (full quote)
  ill give you 10grand.you no im good for it.i dont no.....ima say bout 50.50!now come one man you pushin it tully.ill give you 20 grand .now tully thats the best i can do...best i can do.mmmmmmmmmm....alright but im keepin mah gun tho.you cannot let me arrest you and keep your gun man! (full quote)
  1.)Hey where's Peter Fonda at, Jimmy? 2.)Peter Fonda ain't Around no more Johnson 1.)Why's Peter Fonda Dead 2.)He Died last winter in a terrible storm (full quote)
  1. one time...at band camp, Travis said WOW, Krista is SO cool! (full quote)
  SACUDIR UN BON BON POR FAVOR! (full quote)
  i get giddy when i touch your shoulder. (full quote)
  I rip ur lips off n kiss my ass wit dem shits, yeaH thas how i get down BABy!I rip ur tougne out n like my balls wit it! (full quote)
  Man i just got this man this is hard ta find (full quote)
  Un grande gato in mis pantalones...Did you jsut say you had a large cat in your pants?...It's a man thing, you wouldn't understand. (full quote)
  1.Pizza delivery for robbery homicide. 2.Robbery Homicid..? 1. well why is it that i dont see robbery homicide with a pizza delivery in the login sheet? 2. Well i'll tell you what, why dont you leave that pizza here with me? 1. I'll tell you what, last time i left a pizza here, it magically dissapeared.. you know its like leavin candy around me. It's not gonna be alright i'ma (makes chewing noise) chomp it up! See what i'm sayin? 2. Look, there's only two kinds of guys that can get through that door, guys wearin a handcuff, and guys wearing a badge, you dont have on either now do you? 1. Well i dont have a badge or a handcuff so. (full quote)
  Miles: Damn franky, do you always have to do that? Franky: It's good luck. Miles: It's bad luck if i land in it, Beleeee Dat. (full quote)
  Carlson: Hey it's a dead end alright! Tulley: No Shit!! (full quote)
  Hey you told me i was only gonna spend one night in jail!! It's only been one night. Where's meh fifty grand? Fifty? i told you twenty. Well maybe it's fifty too because i need some wAHHHHHHH!!!!! (full quote)
  Guard: Shirt, Pants, Shoes, One shoelace........ Miles: One shoe lace? I came in here with two! You took my shoelace man? Guard: You got two seconds to walk out that door, sign out, and leave my pen. Miles: O I'ma sign out, Got places to go, people to see.. muh ladeh, Janese.. ayass, KowPow!!!! Miles: Man what chu gonna do with one shoe lace? Lemm'e in on this here, Floss ya ass? (full quote)
10929 That guy Logan owes me $50,000...If I don't get it soon, I'm talkin'! (full quote)
10929 Carlson, I've got something to tell you. I'm not from West Covina. I'm from Internal Affairs. (full quote)
10929 I am an officer of the law! (full quote)
10929 --what the hell are you doing? --17 million four ways? I'm too gredy for that, Eddie. (full quote)
10929 good doggie! good doggie! (full quote)
10929 I was working late. (full quote)
10929 free man...Yeah. (full quote)
10929 I'm free...I'm free at last. (full quote)
10929 Damn! what happened? (full quote)
10929 I'm a rehabilated man. (full quote)
10929 Third floor. Robbery-Homicide. (full quote)
10929 Pizzi delivery for Robbery-Homicide. (full quote)
10929 --How long have you been in Robbery? --All my life. (full quote)
10929 How many times did you take the driving test? Wake me up when we get there. (full quote)
10929 You might want to buckle up. (full quote)
10929 --You don't get that training at the Academy. --Yeah, it's old school. (full quote)
23711 (1)your in over your head. (2) No I am over your head, cause your head is up your ass. (full quote)
23883 he took my shoe lace.. then he said i was ugly and couldn't read good (full quote)
23883 1)i knew you couldn't stand to see your man like that 2)man? you ain't my man you lied. you said you were a banker 1) bank robber. yeah sometimes i stuter. (full quote)
26138 ...DAMN, did you eat the hole time i waz in there..i mean when i went in you was like plikitykloplikityplow..and now us like wafwooom, and some oprah shit, its alright though its the love that counts, i can adjust to a plus sized woman, just more cushin for the pushin...JENEASE your sad ass sack of bones iz here...ohh im sory your her cousin..im sorry can i buy you some cereal or something. (full quote)
31851 ill snatch ur toungue out and lick my balls wit em {i seen em do it} ill ip ur lips off and kiss my ass wit dem shits (full quote)
31851 back up nigga i see you!! (full quote)
31851 i did it for the red the white {looks back} ad the green (full quote)
33338 1. One pair of Pants, one wallet, one shirt, two shoes, and one shoe lace. 2. hold up, one shoe lace, you steal my shoe lace? 1. yeah, one shoe lace, now take your stuff and leave while you still can. 2. Tell me whats the big secret, what you gonna do with one shoe lace? Floss Yo Ass? (full quote)
MovieFreak Eddie: what the hell are you doing? Deacon: 17 million 4 ways I'm to greedy for that, Eddie (full quote)
MovieFreak Miles Logan: Can't believe so much bad shit can happen on such a beautiful day. (full quote)
MovieFreak Miles Logan: No, I'm over your head, because your head's up your ass. (full quote)
MovieFreak Miles Logan: Don't you ever get all up on this thing? Carlson: I don't think I've ever gotten all up on anything, sir. (full quote)
MovieFreak Miles Logan: Ah am an officer of the loohr! (full quote)
MovieFreak Miles Logan: Hey, this is the police! Move your busted-ass vehicle! Move, move, move, move! This is the LAPD. We'll pop one in your ass. We got guns and shit. (full quote)
MovieFreak Tulley: I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my ass with them shits. I'll rip your tongue out, and lick my balls with it. (full quote)
MovieFreak Miles looks at street signs, then the sign on the building] Miles Logan: 5th and Grand? To protect and to----? [throws a fit] (full quote)
MovieFreak Miles Logan: Carlson. I've got something to tell you. I'm not from West Covina. I'm from Internal Affairs (full quote)
MovieFreak Tulley: That guy Logan owes me $50,000......If I don't get it soon, I'M TALKIN'! (full quote)
MovieFreak Le Fleur: Want to prove you are not a cop? Shoot him. Miles Logan: No problem. (full quote)
MovieFreak Miles Logan: Put your hands on the Oodles of Noodles! Tulley: Chicken or beef?! Miles Logan: Chicken. (full quote)
35777 I did it for my country. The red, the white(looks back at the mexican flag), and the green. (full quote)
texaco7 #1 Miles! You told me you were a banker. #2 No, bank robber. (full quote)