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Osmosis Jones - 2000 Movie Quotes


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7330 We're dumb and they talk to camels. (full quote)
10537 You're up spit creek without a paddle. (full quote)
10537 Mr. Colonic, what's that smell? (full quote)
10537 I'd like to examine your irritated areas. (full quote)
9587 (1)Hey Drips (2)Drix (1)That`s what I said (2)no I thought you said Drips with a P (full quote)
12000 C'mon!We got a cold to catch! (full quote)
12000 My man Frank's gunna heat up like a sidewalk on a summer day (full quote)
8487 what a zit! I mean, what? what is it? what do you want? (full quote)
  Funny, she didn't look fluish. (full quote)
12404 careful boys. I'm contagious. (full quote)
  You're dealin' with a white blood cell HeRREe!!'' (full quote)
  ebola?? let me tell you something about ebola, baby!! ebola is a case of DANDRUFF-- compaired to ME!! (full quote)
  careful, I'm contagious. (full quote)
  (1) the uvala? what the heck is a uvala?? (2) it's that little dangaly thing that hangs down in Franks... (1) boxer shorts this way. (2) no not that little dangaly thing the one in Franks throat. (1) i knew that. i knew that. (full quote)
  You want this chain so bad? Big daddy Thrax is gonna let you have it. (full quote)
  You ever try to blow dry your hair with a fart??! (full quote)
  Yeah, and 99% of you is just stupid! (full quote)
  what is that cherry stank??! (full quote)
  (1) Please your going to make me vomit!(2) Vomit? We couln'd afford no vomit--vomit's only for rich folks. (1) Excuse me while I wipe my eyes. (2) Aw you wanna talk about wiping?? (1) NO!!!!!! (full quote)
  Baby when are you and me gonna hook up? I know this spot behind the eye--perfect view. Perfect for a little rondavu between me and you. (full quote)
  My high school was crack central--no it was in tha crack. (full quote)
  My, what big zits he has; how does something like this happen? (full quote)
  my high school was crack central-- no it was in the crack! right in the stankin' puckin' center!! (full quote)
  our founder-- 0~~~~~~~ (full quote)
  You want Osmosis? You got Osmosis! (full quote)
  The medical books aren't written about losers!! (full quote)
  baby you lookin' FINE today! (full quote)
  Think I'll turn up the heat in here!! (full quote)
  ohh spit! (full quote)
  ohh thank Frank! (full quote)
  holy spit!! (full quote)
  You the little cherry asprin who iced a key witness to a viral attack! (full quote)
  what tha Frank??!! (full quote)
  you the little cherry asprin who iced a key witness to a viral attack! (full quote)
  Can you feel the heat Jones? (full quote)
  My name is what? My name is who? My name is...Osmosis Jones! (full quote)
  Hey hey who died? Other than Thrax that is. (full quote)
  You really did it this time Jones! Distruction of public flesh, popping a pemple without permits!! (full quote)
  Cherry--wild cherry. (full quote)
  Drix! Yo Drix! Get your time release butt of this boat! (full quote)
  brandy! I mean Leah! (full quote)
  1:So, this is where the scum of Frank comes to fester. 2: Hey you lost pal, this is a private sweat gland, now beat it! 1: I'm lookin for volenteers yo, some nasty germs who want in on a big score. (full quote)
  1: In the words of the immortal James Brown, GET down! 2: James who?? (full quote)
  It's probably just gyngavitus---don't get carried away. (full quote)
  Sorry baby, but its time you take your medicine! (full quote)
  1: These stairs are killin' me honey, we may have to move. 2: But dad, its only four steps. (full quote)
  1: Thrax! Thrax is alive and he's in the brain! 2: Oh great pal, spoil the ending! (full quote)
  1: Now this little sucker comes from a place called the hypohalis gland. 2: The hip-a-hot-a-whatamis? (full quote)
  We are gonna march right in there, and we are gonna take the prize. (full quote)
  You see this? This here DNA bead comes from a little girl if Riverside, Calafornia, didn't like to wash her hands. Took me 3 whole weeks. And this one--nice lady in Detroit, Motown. 6 days flat. Then there's this ole guy in Philly, I killed him in 72 hours. Yeah I'm getting better as I go along baby but the problem is I aint never set the record--until my man Frank that is. I'm gonna take him down in 48 hours, get my own chapter, in the medical books. (full quote)
  Halt! Saliva patrol! (full quote)
  1: You silly twit! Don't you get it?! WE ARE GOING TO DIE! 2: Oh I don't know Ted at the first dark cloud you fall apart! (full quote)
  Leah wait! Who's going to answer the phone? (full quote)
  A fat Frank is a happy Frank! (full quote)
  (1) in the works of the imortal james Brown- get down! (2) james who?? (full quote)
  Hip-a-hot-a-what-amis? (full quote)
  what?! That's impossible!! (full quote)
  AAH! NO! I can't lose to Jones and that blue hedgehog! (full quote)
  Oh, no, it's that hedgehog. (full quote)
  Oh, man! It's Thrax the deadly virus! (full quote)
  1)Thrax is very creepy...2)Chao, chao... (full quote)
  We gotta tell Sonic! Come on, cream! (full quote)
  Okay, Tails, please don't leave me in the dark alone! (full quote)
  Drix)Let's go catch a cold. Sonic)Yeah, let's get that Thrax. Tails)Yeah let's get him! Knuckles)I'm ready to take him out! Amy)Let's get that evil virus! cream)We're gonna teach Mr. Thrax some manners. Cheese)Chao, chao! Big)Yeah, let's go! (full quote)
  Chief)This is Frank P.D.! We have you surrounded! Surrender at once! Ozzy)Give it up, Thrax. You're busted! Drix)Hand over the bracelet. Sonic)Yeah, hand it over right now! Tails)Yeah, hand it over! Knuckles)Hand over the bracelet now or I'll punch your lights out, Thrax! Amy)Give us back the bracelet! Cream)Please give us back the bracelet, Mr. Thrax. Big)Yeah, give it back right now! Thrax)Y'all are making this too easy. (full quote)
  Well, what do we have here? An officer of Frank's finest. And who's this? A blue hedgehog. Somebody lay down a towel. This is gonna be messy. (full quote)
  Argh! You and that blue hedgehog just don't know when to quit, do you, Jones? (full quote)
  Thrax)Give me back my bracelet! Sonic)You have to catch me first! Ppffffft! (full quote)
  Sonic)Tails, Tails! Thrax is alive! Tails)What?! Knuckles)That explosion should have killed him by now! Amy)Oh, no! Cream)I'm scared! Big)Uh-oh! (full quote)
  Tails)All right, Sonic! You got Thrax's bracelet. High five! Sonic)Yeah! Oh, yeah! Go, Sonic, go, Sonic, go hedgehog, go hedgehog, go, go, go, go, go, go! Gotta go fast, oh, yeah, gotta go fast oh, yeah...Big)Uh-oh! Thrax is coming! Sonic)Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster...what? Thrax)I believe you have something for me. Sonic)Really? like what? Thrax)This one! Sonic)Hey, no fair! Gimme back that bracelet! Thrax)Too bad, it belongs to me now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! cream)I don't like his evil laugh. Cheese)Chao, chao... (full quote)
  Tails)All right, Sonic! You got Thrax's bracelet. High five! Sonic)Yeah! Oh, yeah! Go, Sonic, go, Sonic, go hedgehog, go hedgehog, go, go, go, go, go, go! Gotta go fast, oh, yeah, gotta go fast, oh, yeah...Big)Uh-oh! Thrax is coming! Sonic)Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster...what? Thrax)I believe you have something for me. Sonic)Really? like what? Thrax)This one! Sonic)Hey, no fair! Gimme back that bracelet! Thrax)Too bad, it belongs to me now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! cream)I don't like his evil laugh. Cheese)Chao, chao... (full quote)
  Scared germ)Aiiiiee! Ozzy)Aah, aah! Sonic)Oh, my gosh! Scared germ)Por favor, please, man, don't shoot! La Muerte, man! Esta aqui! He's gonna kill us dead, hombre! Ozzy)No, no, no. Talk English, man. Sonic)Hey, what's the matter, little fella? What's wrong? Scared germ)La Muerte Rojo! He's coming, man. I saw him. I saw him, I saw him. La Muerte Rojo...aah! (full quote)
  Librarian)Sir? Ozzy)Yeah, I'm here. what you got? Librarian)La Muerte Rojo. That's Spanish. It means the Red Death. Sonic)(gasp) Ozzy) The Red Death? what's that, some kind of taco sauce? Librarian)Now you have a nice day. Ozzy)Hello? Yo! Yo, Drips! You ever heard of the Red Death? Drix)Uh-uh. Sonic)what is the Red Death? Knuckles)Don't look at me! (full quote)
  Sonic)Hey, Thrax, what's that over there? Thrax)Where? Sonic)Aha!(grabs bracelet) Thrax)Hey! Sonic)Made you look! (full quote)
  (radar console beeping) Tails)Sonic! I see Thrax. Go get him! Sonic) I'm on it, Tails. Just leave it to me! (jumps off nose of the Tornado-X) (full quote)
  Thrax)Can you feel the heat, Jones? Heh heh heh! Too bad you won't be here to see me break my record when I take down Frank's pretty little girl. Ozzy)she ain't going down. Thrax)Huh? Ozzy)You are! Sonic)Yeah, you're finished, Thrax! Thrax)WHAT?! That's impossible!! (full quote)
  (at Mayor Phlemming's office) Sonic)Tails, when you and Cream saw Thrax, did you get a good look at him? Tails)Yes, Sonic. Sonic)Okay, Tails, tell me what he looks like. Tails)Okay, Sonic. Ahem. Thrax is tall, he is red, he has yellow eyes, purple dreadlocks, he wears a black trench coat, a dark-gray turtleneck sweater, black pants, and black combat boots. He also has a deadly claw on his left hand and when touches anything, it's on fire. Sonic)How does he do that? Tails)I'll show you. Let me demonstrate it on Knuckles.(pokes Knuckles' arm) Knuckles)Hey! Sonic)Then what happens? Tails)When he touches someone with his deadly claw, they burn into flames. That's what happened to the two sewage workers and the saliva boat. Sonic)Oh, that's nasty. Knuckles)Hey, Sonic, what's that virus you and Tails are talking about? Sonic)Knuckles, Thrax is an evil, deadly virus and he has entered the City of Frank. Knuckles)When I see Thrax, I'm gonna punch him in the jaw. Amy)Hey, guys, what is that virus you're talking about? Sonic)Amy, Tails told me that Thrax is here in the City of Frank. Amy)Oh, my goodness! Cream)Amy, Mr. Thrax is really scary. Big)Thrax? Who's Thrax? Sonic)Big, Thrax is a deadly virus and he's going to kill Frank. Big)Uh-oh! I don't like the sound of that. (full quote)
  (at Mayor Phlemming's office) Sonic)Tails, when you and Cream saw Thrax, did you get a good look at him? Tails)Yes, Sonic. Sonic)Okay, Tails, tell me what he looks like. Tails)Okay, Sonic. Ahem. Thrax is tall, he is red, he has yellow eyes, purple dreadlocks, he wears a black trench coat, a dark-gray turtleneck sweater, black pants, and black combat boots. He also has a deadly claw on his left hand and when he touches anything, it's on fire. Sonic)How does he do that? Tails)I'll show you. Let me demonstrate it on Knuckles.(pokes Knuckles' arm) Knuckles)Hey! Sonic)Then what happens? Tails)When he touches someone with his deadly claw, they burn into flames. That's what happened to the two sewage workers and the saliva boat. Sonic)Oh, that's nasty. Knuckles)Hey, Sonic, what's that virus you and Tails are talking about? Sonic)Knuckles, Thrax is an evil, deadly virus and he has entered the City of Frank. Knuckles)When I see Thrax, I'm gonna punch him in the jaw. Amy)Hey, guys, what is that virus you're talking about? Sonic)Amy, Tails told me that Thrax is here in the City of Frank. Amy)Oh, my goodness! Cream)Amy, Mr. Thrax is really scary. Big)Thrax? Who's Thrax? Sonic)Big, Thrax is a deadly virus and he's going to kill Frank. Big)Uh-oh! I don't like the sound of that. (full quote)
  Thrax)My plan is simple. Three teams will move through the cranial artery and one through the nasal passage.(Ozzy and Sonic enter the back room unnoticed and show off a cool pose)Thrax)We are going to the brain, baby. And we are going to steal us one of these. This little sucker comes from a place called the hypothalamus gland.Ozzy)The hip-a-hoppo-whatamus? Sonic)(whispering)Shh! Ozzy, keep it down. Thrax will hear you!Thrax)Hypothalamus. Hypothalamus. It controls the temperature for the entire body. We're gonna march right in there and we're gonna take the prize. Then my man Frank's gonna heat up like a sidewalk on a summer day. Now all of this is going down tonight so I want everyone to be prepared.Ozzy)Tonight?! Uh, can't we do it next week? Me and Mad Cow got tickets to Wrestlemania.Sonic)(whispering)Ozzy, Quiet down!Thrax)You see this? This here little DNA bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California, didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one, nice lady in Detroit, Motown. Six days flat.Sonic)(whispers)No way!Thrax)And there's this old guy in Philly. I killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm getting better as I go along, baby. But the problem is, I never set a record. Until my man Frank that is. I'm gonna take him down in 48 hours, get my own chapter in the medical books.Germs)Yeah, all right!Ozzy) Uh, excuse me, excuse me. Sonic)Ozzy, no! Quiet down!Ozzy)I got one more question here. Is there anything that, say, a white blood cell could do to stop this evil plan? You know, hypothetically speaking that is.Thrax)(approaches Ozzy and Sonic)And who are you?Ozzy)Who am I? Who am I? A...bad, booty-shaking pickinosis. Yeah, that's who I am.Sonic)And I am a...um, rabies virus. Yeah, that's who I am also.Thrax)I never heard of you.Ozzy)That's 'cause you just got here. But i (full quote)
  Sewage worker #1)Ugh, I can't believe it. It's been three hours since lunch, and we're still cleaning up this egg. Man, would you look at all that gunk? Sewage worker #2)Ha ha ha! Sewage worker #1) Seriously, what does this guy do? Roll his food on the ground before he eats it? We need to send a letter to the mayor about washing our hands before we eat.(the sewage workers start cleaning up the egg with containment packs) Sewage worker #2)Like he's gonna listen to us.(the little germ scampers into the lifeboat) Sewage worker #1)Hey, cells vote, man. Cells vote. (Something's moving inside the egg) Cream)Tails, there's something moving in that egg! Tails)I better use these binoculars, I need to take a look. (puts binoculars up to his eyes) (the first sewage worker is poking around on the egg while his partner finds the little germ and found him in the lifeboat) Sewage worker #2)Ha ha, gotcha, you little-- Sewage worker #1)AAH! (silence) Sewage worker #2)A-A-Artie? W-What's going on over there? Artie? Artie? (suddenly, the egg is rumbling and the light on the saliva boat dims off then the egg explodes) Sewage worker #2)Huh? (the egg exploded open and there's an evil virus named Thrax) Tails)(sees Thrax through his binoculars)Oh, man! It's Thrax the deadly virus! (Thrax approaches Artie's partner menacingly) Sewage worker #2)Holy spit!(drops vacuum tube)Hee hee! Thrax)Careful, I'm contagious. Cream)Thrax is very creepy...Cheese)Chao, chao...(Thrax touches Artie's partner with his deadly claw, then Artie's partner is burning up and then exploded into flames) Cream)Oh, no! he killed him! (Thrax is humming and scratching the saliva boat) Tails)So that must be his weapon, a deadly claw. If he touches anyone with it, they'll burn and explode into flames! Cream)What happens next? Tails)My guess is, he's heading to the city of Frank. Cream)Oh, no...Cheese)Chao, chao... (the little germ is running (full quote)
  Sewage worker #1)Ugh, I can't believe it. It's been three hours since lunch, and we're still cleaning up this egg. Man, would you look at all that gunk? Sewage worker #2)Ha ha ha! Sewage worker #1) Seriously, what does this guy do? Roll his food on the ground before he eats it? We need to send a letter to the mayor about washing our hands before we eat.(the sewage workers start cleaning up the egg with containment packs) Sewage worker #2)Like he's gonna listen to us.(the little germ scampers into the lifeboat) Sewage worker #1)Hey, cells vote, man. Cells vote. (Something's moving inside the egg) Cream)Tails, there's something moving in that egg! Tails)I better use these binoculars, I need to take a look. (puts binoculars up to his eyes) (the first sewage worker is poking around on the egg while his partner finds the little germ and found him in the lifeboat) Sewage worker #2)Ha ha, gotcha, you little-- Sewage worker #1)AAH! (silence) Sewage worker #2)A-A-Artie? W-What's going on over there? Artie? Artie? (suddenly, the egg is rumbling and the light on the saliva boat dims off then the egg explodes) Sewage worker #2)Huh? (the egg exploded open and there's an evil virus named Thrax) Tails)(sees Thrax through his binoculars)Oh, man! It's Thrax the deadly virus! (Thrax approaches Artie's partner menacingly) Sewage worker #2)Holy spit!(drops vacuum tube)Hee hee! Thrax)Careful, I'm contagious. Cream)Thrax is very creepy...Cheese)Chao, chao...(Thrax touches Artie's partner with his deadly claw, then Artie's partner is burning up and then exploded into flames) Cream)Oh, no! he killed him! (Thrax is humming and scratching the saliva boat) Tails)So that must be his weapon, a deadly claw. If he touches anyone with it, they'll burn and explode into flames! Cream)What happens next? Tails)My guess is, he's heading to the city of Frank. Cream)Oh, no...Cheese)Chao, chao... (the little germ is running (full quote)