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Almost Famous - 2000 Movie Quotes


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Cosmic_Raider You cannot make friends with the rock stars. (full quote)
Cosmic_Raider I am a golden God!!! (full quote)
Cosmic_Raider Rock stars have kidnapped my son! (full quote)
  what kind of beer was it? (full quote)
  Dont take drugs! (full quote)
  Dont Take Drugs! (full quote)
  I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt, and if you never get hurt you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely just go to the record store and visit your friends. (full quote)
  don't worry about me i'm easy to forget, I'M only THE FUCKING LEAD SINGER!!!! (full quote)
  YEAH, OK (full quote)
  DON'T TELL ME I'M only ONE OF THE OUT OF FOCUS GUYS! (full quote)
  PENNY LANE was the one who told us no more sex......just blowjobs and thats it! (full quote)
9987 “While women will always be a problem for guys like us… most of the great art in the world is about that very problem. Good-looking people—they got no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we’re smarter.” (full quote)
  your aura! Its PURPLE! (full quote)
  Time to deflower the kid. (full quote)
  wm- dont u have any real friends? pl- famous people r just more interesting.. (full quote)
Abigiggle11 1.) I need to go home. 2.) Shh...you are home. (full quote)
  I'm never as good as when you're there.... (full quote)
  your mother freaks me out. (full quote)
  I didn't invent the rainy day man. I just own the best umbrella. (full quote)
6199 (Man)You can tell Rolling Stone, that my last words are. . . I'M ON DRUGS! (crowd) YEAH! (kid) Maybe you wanna come down here and rethink those last words! (Man) Okay, Okay, my last words are, music is life (awkward silence) IM ON DRUGS! (crowd) YEAH!!!! (full quote)
10528 I'm always home, I'm uncool! (full quote)
  i think she said feck (full quote)
  William Miller: Sweet? where do you get off? where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am PISSED OFF! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me... I am THE ENEMY! (full quote)
  I always tell the girls to never take it seriously because if you never take it seriously, you never get hurt; if you never get hurt, you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends. (full quote)
  1. Feck you! 2. Hey! There it is. your sister used the F-word. 3. I think she said 'Feck'. 2. What's the difference? 3. The letter u. (full quote)
  1. Is this Maryanne with the pot? 2. No...this is not Maryanne with the pot. (full quote)
  It's all happening! (full quote)
  1. your father always knew you were a predominately accelerated learner. 2. What about me? 1. You were rebellious and ungrateful of my love. (full quote)
4904 1. I think I saw Sapphire in there. 2. DOES ANYbody REMEMBER LAUGHTER! (full quote)
4904 1. I got you a pass. 2. Oh, thanks. I got in with Stillwater. 1. Oh, Stillwater. (full quote)
4904 1. What's your real name? 2. I'll never tell. (full quote)
4904 NOW you're mysterious. (full quote)
4904 Any other city and you'd still be a virgin. (full quote)
4904 Just make us look cool, man. (full quote)
4904 1. I sound like a dick! 2. You are a dick. (full quote)
4904 You'll still be the youngest lawyer in the country. (full quote)
4904 It is the poetry of drugs and promiscuous sex. Honey, they're on pot. (full quote)
4904 Look under your bed. It'll set you free. (full quote)
4904 One day... you'll be cool. (full quote)
10724 If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt; if you never get hurt, you always have fun; and if you ever get lonely, you can just go to the record store, and visit your friends. (full quote)
  ...They don't even know what it is to be a fan..to truely love some silly little piece of music or some band so much that it hurts... (full quote)
  The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool (full quote)
  The only true currency in this truely bankrupt world is the stuff shared among people who are uncool. (full quote)
  rock stars have kidnapped my son (full quote)
  be brave, and armies will come to your rescuue (full quote)
  a whole generation of cinderellas and there's no slipper coming (full quote)
  We are not groupies! We are banaids! (full quote)
  Im just one of the OUT OF FOCUS PEOPLE (full quote)
  be bold and the mighty forces will come to your aid.. (full quote)
  IT'S ALL HAPPENING... (full quote)
  They don't even know what it's like to love a silly little piece of music so much, it hurts. (full quote)
  I always tell the girls never to take it seriously, If you never take it seriouly you'll never get hurt, If you never get hurt you'll always have fun, And if -Pennie Lane (full quote)
  cause if you think Mick Jaggar is still gonna be up there in 50 years, tryin to be a rock star, you are sorely, sorely mistaken. Hey, I didn't invent the rainy day, I just own the best umbrella. (full quote)
  no, russell has a girlfriend, and I can't even say her name (full quote)
  If you think Mick Jagger's gonna be out there at age 50 trying to be rock n roll, you are sadly sadly mistaken. (full quote)
  I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets (full quote)
  1)Act one in which she pretends she doesn't care about him;Act two in which he pretends he doesn't care about her,but he goes right for her;And act three in which it all plays out the way she planned it.2)We should stop them.1)Stop them? You were her reason for coming here. (full quote)
  The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool. (full quote)
  I'm about to go where...MANY men have gorn before. (full quote)
  The only real truth in this bankrupt society are things we tell to our friends when were not trying to be cool. (full quote)
  1) If he loves you, then why did he just trade you to Deep Purple for $50 and a case of beer? Penny, I was there [Penny begins to cry] 2) Well...what kind of beer? (full quote)
  Why doesn't he love me? (full quote)
  Ask me again (full quote)
  in 11 years it will 1984, think about that (full quote)
  don't you have any normal friends? famous people are just more intresting (full quote)
  The Doors? Awe comeon! Jim Morrison, he's a drunken baffon! (Hey I like The Doors) Pshht, awwe...Give me the Guess Who! They've got the courage to be drunken baffons, and that makes them poetic! (full quote)
  We are not groupies. groupies are girls who have sex with the band members b/c they want to be near someone famous. We are here for the music. We are band-aids. (full quote)
  Listen to Tommy with a candle burning and you'll see your future (full quote)
  ANITA:THIS IS A HOUSE OF LIES. (full quote)
  THIS IS THE MAID,BY THE WAY. (full quote)
  LESTER:DON'T WORRY YOU'LL MEET THEM ALL AGAIN ON THEIR LONG JOURNEY down TO THE MIDDLE. (full quote)
  RUSSEL:I'M IN TOO TRUHFUL A MOOD.WILLIAM:MAYBE THAT'S A good THING. (full quote)
  YEAH,ON MY GOOD DAYS,I'M RUSsell FROM STILLWATER. (full quote)
  Russell Hammond: Well William, we've been across the entire country and did everything to you except get you laid. [William looks out the window and smiles] Russell Hammond: Really? No! All in car: No! (full quote)
  1:My mother always said, Marry up! Marry someone grand. And that's why she named me Lady. 2: She named you Lady? 1: Lady goodman. 2: Lady goodman. 1:So now you know all my secrets. (full quote)
  1: I hurt the flower. 2: Did you man? Did you hurt the flower? (full quote)
  penny lane: It's all happening! (full quote)
  Real music chooses YOU. (full quote)
  penny: how old are you? William:18 penny:me too!..how old are we really? William: 17 penny:me too! William:actually im 16 penny: me too! William:im 15 (full quote)
  we both wanted to be with her, but i guess she wanted us to be together.. (full quote)
  penny: do you wanna go to morrocco with me? William: yeah yeah..ask me again (full quote)
  I dont care about a t shirt, i'm hungry lets just go find some barbeque or something. (full quote)
  I need to see you face to face because I’m never as good as when you’re there and I can see myself the way you look at me and I’m sorry... (full quote)
  You are the last of my all time friends. (full quote)
  I need ice? (full quote)
  penny: I've made a descion. I am going to live in Morrocco for one year. I need a new crowd. Wanna come? William: Yes yes! Ask me again. penny: Do you wanna come? William: YES! (full quote)
  So what are you like the star of your school? They hate me. Yea, well, you'll meet them again on their long journey to the middle (full quote)
  then it will just become and industry of... cool. (full quote)
  and we'll see you all again in 1974... (full quote)
3225 We are not groupies. We're band aids (full quote)
5713 (1) Feck you! (2) Hey! (sigh) Well, there it is, your sister used the 'f' word. (3) I think she said 'feck.' (2) What's the difference? (3) The letter 'u.' (full quote)
10209 Oh, its ok! I'm forgetable! I'm only the fucking lead singer!!! (full quote)
10724 And I am about to boldly go where MANY men have gone before. (full quote)
12737 So Russel, what do you love about music? To begin with...everything... (full quote)
13219 I was thinking that we could hang out you know do stuff back home first, and then i would see you pee.. (full quote)
13307 I always tell the girls: Never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriously, ya never get hurt, if ya never get hurt ya always have fun, and if you're ever lonely, just go to the record store, and visit your friends. (full quote)
13307 We take all kinds of pills that give us all kinds of thrills, but the thrill we've never known, is the thrill that'll get ya when ya get your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone. (full quote)
13570 WILLIAM! your MOM Called! SHE SAID to ring her as soon as possible and she said to tell you, she know's whats going on!! Ummph! (full quote)
13864 Craaaazy... (full quote)
14043 You're too sweet for rock n' roll. (full quote)
14617 How do yo know when it hits (full quote)
14617 he's the enemey (full quote)
14617 whats your real name? (full quote)
14617 Iam only the fucking lead singer (full quote)
14681 I am a golden god! (full quote)
14963 Rock stars have kidnapped my son! (full quote)
15264 I'm on drugs! (full quote)
15798 1. Feck You! 2. your sister said the 'F' word. 3. I think she said, 'Feck.' 2. What's the difference? 3. A 'u'. (full quote)
16413 william-i cant keep up with you penny- no one can (full quote)
16413 im about to boldly go where many men have gone before (full quote)
16413 polexia do you have any pot william not on me polexia do you even smoke william no but i grow (full quote)
16558 I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to. (full quote)
17009 your ora is purple....it's purple. Purple. (full quote)
17009 Penny Lane: We are not groupies! groupies sleep with rockstars to be around famous people. We're here for the music. We're Band aids. (full quote)
17009 I always tell my girls, Never get attached. If you never get attached, you never get hurt. If you never get hurt, you'll always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends. (full quote)
17009 Famous people are just more intersting (full quote)
17009 Famous people are just more intersting (full quote)
17009 Isn't it funny how the truth just sounds different. (full quote)
18320 They don't know what it is to really be a fan. To love some...silly piece of music, or some band so much that it hurts. (full quote)
19480 1. FECK YOU! 2. HEY! 1. This is a house of lies! 2. Well there it is, your sister used the 'F' word. 3. I think she said 'feck.' 2. What's the difference? 3. The letter 'u.' (full quote)
  Rock'N'Roll can save the world (full quote)
  I dig music....I'm on drugs! (full quote)
  William: I have to go home. Penny:You are home. (full quote)
  I always told her to never let too many guys fall in love with her (full quote)
  I'm never as good as when your there and I can see myself the way you look at me. (full quote)
  Famous people are just more interesting. (full quote)
  I'll never tell. (full quote)
  real man! (full quote)
  The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool. (full quote)
  They don't know what it's like, to love some silly band, so much that it hurts. (full quote)
  (russel) Look hes takin notes with his eyes, HOW DO WE KNOW your NOT A COP, HUH? THE EMNEMY, STOP FUCKING LOOKING AT ME....(Manager) its ok he only means....half of what he says... (full quote)
  William, your mother called. She freaked me out. Tell her not to do that again. (looks at the note that says 'Don't take drugs!') (full quote)
  Never take it seriously, If you never take it seriously you never get hurt.If you never get hurt, then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you just go to the record store and visit your friends. (full quote)
  and...the chicks are great (full quote)
  You'll meet them all on the long journey to the middle. (full quote)
  the quote that says -does anyone remember laughter that is wrong. It's -does anyone remember last night (full quote)
  I have to crap. (full quote)
  It's a voice that says Here I am and Fuck you if you can't understand me!! (full quote)
  i love you alex (full quote)
  Im Sorry but could you please FUCK off! (full quote)
  I group up in that lamp shade! (full quote)
  Its time to De-flower the child! (full quote)
  Some people you meet on the rode are really amazing people..like you..but its better for like a few people to know about then a million people.. (full quote)
  Of course im home...im uncool (full quote)
  this song explains why I'm leaving home to become a stewardess (full quote)
  It's all happening! (full quote)
  It's all happening! (full quote)
  I won't call again I promise. But, I need to see you face to face because I'm never as good as when you're there and I can see myself the way you look at me and I'm sorry. If we could just get together and find some time to talk... Lets say all the things we never said (full quote)
  Please go the fuck away! (full quote)
  You'll meet them all again on their long journey to the middle (full quote)
  i always tell girls to never take it serious (full quote)
  Friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong. (full quote)
  I don't think anyone can really explain rock and roll. Well, maybe Pete Townsend. (full quote)
  The only true currency in this bankrupt world...is what you share with someone else when you're uncool. (full quote)
  I need ice. (full quote)
  Some people have a hard time explaining rock 'n' roll. I don't think anyone can really explain rock 'n' roll. Except Pete Townshend, but that's okay. Rock 'n' roll is a lifestyle and a way of thinking... and it's not about money and popularity. Although, some money would be nice. But it's a voice that says, *Here I am... and fuck you if you can't understand me.* And one of these people is gonna save the world. And that means that rock 'n' roll can save the world... all of us together. And the chicks are great. But what it all comes down to is that thing. The indefinable thing when people catch something in your music. (full quote)
  If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age fifty, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken. (full quote)
  They don't even know what it is to love some band or a silly little piece of music so much, that it hurts. (full quote)
  Penny:I'm no good at goodbyes...and you...you are the last of my old..time friends...polexia...polexia went to london with deep purple...can you believe that? even saphires some place else...and all she left was her quaeludes.... (full quote)
  When did you become so professional? (full quote)
  Why doesn't he love me? (full quote)
  Russel: You can tell Rolling Stone that my last words were ... I'M ON DRUGS!!! William: Why don't you come down here and we can work on those last words? Russel: Alright, okay, I got it ... I dig music. ... I'M ON DRUGS!!!!!! (full quote)
  Hey, man! Don't stop there!! I'm incendiary too!! (full quote)
  We.Are.Not.groupies. (full quote)
  Polexia: act one. where she pretends she doesnt care about him. Act two. where he pretends he doesnt care about her...then goes right for her. Act three. Where is all comes out the way she planned it... she'll eat him alive. William: we have to stop them! Polexia:stop them? you were her reason for coming here... (jeff comes near ploexia and takes her...) (whispers to williams ear) forgive me father for i may sin tonight... (full quote)
  Penny-Thats it,I'll go to New york myself. I've got a bunch of partial tickets...I know his ex girlfriend/wife's gonna be there..William- Wake up! Dont go to New york! Penny- Why are you yelling at me? (full quote)
  (1) What are you, the star of your school? (2) ....They hate me (full quote)
2686 but here i am telling secrets to the one guy you dont tell secrets to (full quote)
2686 ofcourse you like them...they made you feel cool. and i've seen you kid. you are not cool (full quote)
2686 you love this shirt cause it lets you say everything you want to say (full quote)
4904 There is fucking nothing controversial about you. (full quote)
4904 Don't take drugs! (full quote)
4904 This is penny Lane man. Show some respect. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe You're retired like Frank Sinatra is retired. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe 1) Do YOU care about the T-shirt? 2) I'm just hungry man. Let's just go find some Barbeque. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe I can't say anymore with a writer around. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a rock star when he's fifty, you're sadly mistaken. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe We are uncool. women will always be a problem for guys like us. Most major art is about that very subject. (full quote)
10929 Tiny Dancer. (full quote)
10929 Colour My World. (full quote)
10929 My Cherie Amour. (full quote)
10929 Peggy Sue. (full quote)
10929 The Wind. (full quote)
10929 Tiny Dancer. (full quote)
11007 ITS OK, IM EASY TO FORGET IM only THE FUCKING LEAD SINGER (full quote)
13864 The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool. (full quote)
23438 Russell: I never said I was a golden god.. or did I? (full quote)
goldengod You can tell Rolling Stone Magazine, that my last words were.....I'm on drugs. (full quote)
goldengod I get people off. I look for the one guy in the crowd that isn't getting off...and I make him get off. Actually, THAT you can print. (full quote)
vanilla (1): So Russell... what do you love about music? (2): To begin with....everything. (full quote)
vanilla Rockstars have kidnapped my son!!!! (full quote)
DramaQueen I always tell the girls: 'Never take it seriously'. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. If you never get hurt, you always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit your friends (full quote)
DramaQueen I am a golden god! (full quote)
27401 I need ice? (full quote)
Sol Goode The only real currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone when you are being uncool. (full quote)
Sol Goode It's all happening! (full quote)
Staylar You want to rebel against knowledge. I am trying to give you the Cliff Notes on how to live life in this world. (full quote)
Staylar Who put such a high premium on being typical? (full quote)
Staylar They got the courage to be drunken buffoons. That's what makes them poetic. (full quote)
Staylar Look at this. A whole generation of Cinderellas, and no slipper coming. (full quote)
Staylar I didn't invent the rainy day, I just got the best umbrella. (full quote)
melanienofx The only truth in this bankrupt society are the things we tell our friends when we're not trying to be cool. (full quote)
32065 Don't do drugs! (full quote)
Crash You'll meet them all again on their long journey to the middle. (full quote)
The Raven I never said I was a golden god... or did I? (full quote)
The Raven Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak! (full quote)
The Raven All right. But I'm just going to say this, and I'm going to stand by it: you should be really proud of him. 'Cause I know guys, and I'll bet you do too. And he respects women, and he likes women, and let's just pause and appreciate a man like that. You created him out of thin air, and you raised him right, and we're all looking out for him. He's doing a great job, and don't worry -- he's still a virgin. And that's more than I've ever said to my own parents, so there you go. ...This is the maid speaking, by the way. (full quote)
34559 They don't even know what it is to love a band or some silly little piece of music so much, that it hurts. (full quote)
34559 Daughter: I don't understand why we can't listen to our music. Mother: Because it is all about drugs and promiscuous sex… Daughter: Simon and Garfunkel is poetry. Mother: Yes, it is poetry. Poetry about drugs and promiscuous sex. (Points to album) Honey, they're on pot. (full quote)
34559 Here’s a theory to disregard, uh, completely. Music, true music, no, not just rock and roll, chooses you. (full quote)
34559 Adolescence is a marketing tool. (full quote)
35712 Russell Hammond: I am a golden god! (full quote)
35712 Russell Hammond: I never said I was a golden god... or did I? (full quote)
35712 Russell Hammond: I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to. (full quote)
35712 Polexia Aphrodisia: Let's deflower the kid. (full quote)
35712 Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world...is what you share with someone else when you're uncool. (full quote)
35712 Russell Hammond: And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'm on drugs!!!! William Miller: Russell! I think we should work on those last words! Russell Hammond: I got it, I got it. Last words: I dig music. [beat] Russell Hammond: I'm on drugs!!!! (full quote)
35712 Penny Lane: You're too sweet for rock and roll. William Miller: Sweet? where do you get off? where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am PISSED OFF! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me... I am THE ENEMY! (full quote)
35712 Sapphire: Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak! (full quote)
35712 William Miller: Do you have to be depressed to write a sad song? Do you have to be in love to write a love song? Is a song better when it really happened to you? Like Love Thing, where did you write that and who was it about? Russell Hammond: When did you get so professional? (full quote)
35712 Anita Miller: FECK YOU! Elaine Miller: HEY! Anita Miller: This is a house of lies! Elaine Miller: Well there it is, your sister used the 'F' word. William Miller: I think she said 'feck.' Elaine Miller: What's the difference? William Miller: The letter 'u.' (full quote)
35712 Ben Fong-Torres: A Mo-Jo, it's a very high-tech machine that transmits pages over the telephone! It only takes eighteen minutes a page! (full quote)
35712 Penny Lane: I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends. (full quote)
35712 Russell Hammond: I hurt the flower. (full quote)
35712 penny Lane: How old are you? William Miller: Eighteen. penny Lane: Me too! How old are we really? William Miller: Seventeen. penny Lane: Me too! William Miller: Actually, I'm sixteen. penny Lane: Me too. Isn't it funny? The truth just sounds different. William Miller: I'm fifteen. (full quote)
35712 Jeff Bebe: Is it that hard to make us look cool?! (full quote)
35712 Polexia Aphrodisia: It's all happening! (full quote)
35712 William Miller: I have to go home. Penny Lane: You are home. (full quote)
35712 William Miller: I love you. And I'm about to boldly go where... many men have gone before. (full quote)
35712 Jeff Bebe: 'Rock 'n' roll can save the world'? 'The chicks are great'? I sound like a dick! (full quote)
35712 Ben Fong-Torres: You're not there to party. We've already got one Hunter Thompson. (full quote)
35712 Anita Miller: This song explains why I'm leaving home to become a stewardess. (full quote)
35712 Lester Bangs: Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool. (full quote)
35712 Elaine Miller: Rock stars have kidnapped my son! (full quote)
35712 William Miller: Don't you have any regular friends? Penny Lane: Famous people are just more interesting. (full quote)
35712 Lester Bangs: So, you're the one who's been sending me those articles from your school newspaper. William Miller: I've been doing some stuff for a local underground paper, too. Lester Bangs: What, are you like the star of your school? William Miller: They hate me. Lester Bangs: You'll meet them all again on their long journey to the middle. (full quote)
35712 Lester Bangs: You CANNOT make friends with the rock stars. That's what's important. If you're a rock journalist -- first, you will never get paid much. But you will get free records from the record company. And they'll buy you drinks, you'll meet girls, they'll try to fly you places for free, offer you drugs... I know. It sounds great. But they are not your friends. These are people who want you to write sanctimonious stories about the genius of the rock stars, and they will ruin rock and roll and strangle everything we love about it. (full quote)
35712 Russell Hammond: Write what you want. (full quote)
35712 William Miller: [on meeting Stillwater] Russell. Jeff. Ed. Larry. I really love your band. I think the song 'Fever Dog' is a big step forward for you guys. I think you guys producing it yourselves, instead of Glyn Johns, was the right thing to do. And the guitar sound... is incindiary. Incendiary. Way to go. [He turns to leave. The band members regard one another for a moment.] Russell Hammond: Well, don't stop there! Jeff Bebe: Yeah, come back here! I'm incendiary, too, man! (full quote)
35712 William Miller: 'That groupie'? She was a Band-Aid! All she did was love your band. And you used her, all of you! You used her and threw her away! She almost died last night while you were with Bob Dylan. You guys, you're always talking about the fans, the fans, the fans; she was your biggest fan, and you threw her away! And if you can't see that, that's your biggest problem. And I love her! I love her! (full quote)
35712 Elaine Miller: May I speak with William, please? Sapphire: He's not here. I think he's in the bar with the band. They just got back from the radio station. Is this Maryann with the pot? ...Hello? Elaine Miller: No, this isn't Maryann with the pot. This is Elaine. His mother. Could you please give him a message? Could you tell him to call home immediately? And could you also tell him -- I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. Sapphire: All right. But I'm just going to say this, and I'm going to stand by it: you should be really proud of him. 'Cause I know guys, and I'll bet you do too. And he respects women, and he likes women, and let's just pause and appreciate a man like that. You created him out of thin air, and you raised him right, and we're all looking out for him. He's doing a great job, and don't worry -- he's still a virgin. And that's more than I've ever said to my own parents, so there you go. ...This is the maid speaking, by the way. (full quote)
35712 William Miller: Please don't give him any more acid. (full quote)
35712 Russell Hammond: You, Aaron, are what it's all about. You're real. your room is real. your friends are real. Real, man, real. You know? Real. You're more important than all the silly machinery. Silly machinery. And you know it! In eleven years its going to be 1984, man. Think about that! Aaron: Wanna see me feed a mouse to my snake? Russell Hammond: Yes. (full quote)
35712 Sapphire: They don't even know what it is to be a fan. Y'know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts. (full quote)
35712 [Finally getting his interview with Russell Hammond] William Miller: So Russell... what do you love about music? Russell Hammond: To begin with, everything. (full quote)
35712 Sapphire: Just think, any other city and you'd still be a virgin. (full quote)
35712 Elaine Miller: Look at this: an entire generation of Cinderellas and no glass slipper. (full quote)
35712 Penny Lane: We are not groupies. groupies sleep with rock stars because they want to be near someone famous. WE are band-aides. We're here for the music. (full quote)
35712 Penny Lane: Never take it seriously, you never get hurt. Never get hurt, you can always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit all your friends. (full quote)
35712 Lester Bangs: Don't let those swill merchants rewrite you. (full quote)
35712 Russell Hammond: From here on out, I am only interested in what is real. Real people, real feelings, that's it, that's all I'm interested in. (full quote)
35712 William Miller: Don't you have any regular friends? Penny Lane: Famous people are just more interesting. (full quote)
35712 William Miller: When and where does this 'real world' occur?! (full quote)
35712 Jeff Bebe: Some people have a hard time explaining rock 'n' roll. I don't think anyone can really explain rock 'n' roll. Except Pete Townshend, but that's okay. Rock 'n' roll is a lifestyle and a way of thinking... and it's not about money and popularity. Although, some money would be nice. But it's a voice that says, 'Here I am... and fuck you if you can't understand me.' And one of these people is gonna save the world. And that means that rock 'n' roll can save the world... all of us together. And the chicks are great. But what it all comes down to is that thing. The indefinable thing when people catch something in your music. (full quote)
35712 Dennis Hope: I don't make the rain. I just have the best umbrella. (full quote)
35712 Elaine Miller: Adolescence is a marketing ploy. (full quote)
35712 Lester Bangs: Oh man, you made friends with 'em. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong. William Miller: Well, it was fun. Lester Bangs: Because they make you feel cool, and hey, I met you. You are not cool. (full quote)
35712 Elaine Miller: Keep the small bills on the outside and call me if anyone gets drunk. William Miller: I will call you if anyone *anywhere* gets drunk. (full quote)
35712 Penny Lane: Maybe it is love, as much as it can be, for somebody- William Miller: Somebody who sold you to Humble Pie for fifty bucks and a case of beer! I was there! I was there! . . . Look- I'm sorry. Penny Lane: [sniffs] what kind of beer? (full quote)
35712 Penny Lane: Look - you should be happy for me. You don't know what he says to me in private. Maybe it is love -- as much as it can be... (full quote)
35712 Russell Hammond: Well William, we've been across the entire country and did everything to you except get you laid. [William looks out the window and smiles] Russell Hammond: Really? No! All in car: No! (full quote)
35712 Topeka Kid: You're Russell from Stillwater. Russell Hammond: Well, yeah, on my better days, I am Russell from Stillwater. (full quote)
35712 [Regarding the t-shirt picture] Russell Hammond: Can we just skip the vibe, and go straight to us laughing about this? Jeff Bebe: Yeah, okay. Russell Hammond: Because I can see by your face you want to get into it. Jeff Bebe: How can you tell? I'm just one of the out-of-focus guys. (full quote)
35712 Russell Hammond: You know, I think we both wanted to, uh, to be with her. I guess she wanted us to be together. (full quote)
35712 Russell Hammond: your mom kinda freaked me out. William Miller: She means well. (full quote)
35712 Penny Lane: We are not groupies. We are here because of the music, we inspire the music. We are Band Aids. (full quote)
35712 Jeff Bebe: It's okay! I'm easy to forget! I'm only the fucking lead singer! (full quote)
35712 Lester Bangs: And then it just becomes an industry of... cool. (full quote)
35712 penny Lane: I've made a decision, I'm gonna live in Morocco for one year. I need a new crowd. Do you wanna come? William Miller: Yes! Yeah. penny Lane: Are you sure? William Miller: Ask me again. penny Lane: Do you wanna come? William Miller: Yes! Yes. (full quote)
35712 Anita Miller: [last words to little brother William before leaving home] Someday, you'll be cool. (full quote)
35712 Polexia Aphrodisia: Forgive me father, for I may sin tonight. (full quote)
35712 Anita Miller: Listen to Tommy with a candle burning, and you'll see your future. (full quote)
35712 [Russell is on the phone with Penny] Russell Hammond: Give me your address. This time, I'm coming to you. (full quote)
35712 Russell Hammond: Don't worry, no one's getting hurt here. She knows Leslie's coming to New York tomorrow. This is the circus, everybody's trying not to go home. Stop looking at me like that. (full quote)
35712 Elaine Miller: [to William] your Dad was so proud of you. He knew you were a predominantly accelerated child. Anita Miller: What about me? Elaine Miller: You are rebellious and ungrateful of my love. (full quote)
35712 Jeff Bebe: He was never a person, he was a journalist! (full quote)
35712 Jeff Bebe: You know I do? I connect. I get people off. I look for that one guy that's not getting off, and I make him get off! (full quote)
35712 [Ed's only line] Ed: I'm gay! (full quote)
35712 William Miller: Please stop giving him acid! (full quote)
36101 PLEASE GO THE FUCK AWAY! (full quote)
  Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool. (full quote)
  From here on out, I am only interested in what is real. Real people, real feelings, that's it, that's all Im interested in (full quote)
  The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone when you are uncool. (full quote)
  I'm gonna say what no one else will say -- your looks are becoming a problem! (full quote)
  Wanna see me feed a mouse to my snake? Yes. (full quote)
  and here i am telling my secrets to the one person your not suppose tot ell your secrets to (full quote)
  Russell..the guitar riffs are incendiary!!! (full quote)
  your looks are becoming a problem! (full quote)
14963 They don't even know what it is to be a fan. Y'know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts. (full quote)
23438 Polexia: Let's deflower the kid. (full quote)
23438 Russell: And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were.. I'm on drugs! William: Russell, I think we should work on those last words! (full quote)
23438 William: Sweet? where do you get off? where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am pissed off! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me.. I am The Enemy! (full quote)
23438 Sapphire: Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak! (full quote)
23438 Elaine: Well there it is, your sister used the 'f' word. William: I think she said 'feck'. Elaine: What's the difference? William: The letter 'u'. (full quote)
23438 Dennis: If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age fifty, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken. (full quote)
23438 Ben: A Mo-Jo, it's a very high-tech machine that transmits pages over the telephone! It only takes eighteen minutes a page! (full quote)
23438 William: Don't you have any regular friends? Penny Lane: Famous people are just more interesting. (full quote)
23438 William: 'That groupie'? She was a Band-Aid! All she did was love your band. And you used her, all of you! You used her and threw her away! She almost died last night while you were with Bob Dylan. You guys, you're always talking about the fans, the fans, the fans; she was your biggest fan, and you threw her away! And if you can't see that, that's your biggest problem. (full quote)
23438 Elaine: Look at this; an entire generation of Cinderellas and no glass slipper. (full quote)
23438 Russell: From here on out, I am only interested in what is real. Real people, real feelings, that's it, that's all I'm interested in. (full quote)
23438 Elaine: Adolescence is a marketing ploy. (full quote)
23438 William: Well, it was fun. Lester: Because they make you feel cool, and hey, I met you. You are not cool. (full quote)
23438 William: Somebody who sold you to Humble Pie for fifty bucks and a case of beer! I was there! I was there! Look.. I'm sorry. Penny: what kind of beer? (full quote)
23438 Russell: your mom kinda freaked me out. (full quote)
23438 Sheldon: Is this Mr. Miller? William: Yeah. Sheldon: You have a message from Elaine, your mother.. She's a handful. William: I know. Sheldon: She freaked me out!.. Tell her to stop. (full quote)
slothstylin 1) You wanna watch me feed a mouse to my snake? 2) YES! (full quote)
43848 1)I know he loves me, at least as much as he can for someone who- 2)Sold you for 50 bucks and a case of beer? 1)what kind of beer? (full quote)
45731 You are home (full quote)