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| 2946 |
How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it!
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| 4318 |
Sucks to be you.
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| 284 |
May my canine companion enter also?
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| 284 |
I would rather die a man, than live for all eternity as a machine.
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| 284 |
He is my robot! And you will never lay your hands on him! Do you understand?
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| 284 |
what's silent, smells like worms ? ... Bird farts.
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| 284 |
#1- It couldn't be more clear if you spit in my face. #2- I can't. I don't have a mucous gland.
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imperfections make us individuals.
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| 4538 |
One is glad to be of service.
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| 4538 |
what a piece of fecal matter!
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| 3443 |
That you can lose yourself. Everything. All boundaries. All time. That two bodies can become so mixed up, that you don't know who's who or what's what. And just when the sweet confusion is so intense you think you're gonna die... you kind of do. Leaving you alone in your separate body, but the one you love is still there. That's a miracle. You can go to heaven and come back alive. You can go back anytime you want with the one you love.
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| clarkins |
#1 That's roughly one's monthly salary. #2 That's more than I make in a year.
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| 9869 |
Poke me in the eye!!!
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| 9869 |
Will you perform an experiment just for the sake of science?!
Kiss me!!!
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| 9869 |
Water is water huh?! what about ICE?! what about STEAM?!
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| 9869 |
Human beings are terrible messes Andrew.
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| 9869 |
It's not about being rational - it's about following your heart.
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| 9869 |
Here's a helpful hint for you: shut up and let me do my work!!!
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| 9869 |
Every day it's 'Yes Rupert Sir', 'No Rupert Sir', 'Can I get you another beverage Rupert Sir?!'
And it CHAPS MY ASS!!!
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| 9869 |
You need to upgrade your eyes!
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| 9869 |
One day she's going to wake up and realise she's married to an antique can opener!
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| 9869 |
Portia: Nobody makes me laugh like this!
Andrew: good! Then admit it - you love me!
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| 9869 |
I know love isn't fair! I'm reading your heart. And asking you to follow it.
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| 9869 |
I'll have to have Rupert make me a muffler!!!
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| 11442 |
.....And it chaps my ass!
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andrew: that is roughly one's monthly salary
person: (depressed) thats more than i make in a year
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| 12249 |
How do you make a hanky dance? put a little boogie in it!
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| 15728 |
As the great Andrew Martin once said. One is glad to be of service.
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| 14345 |
1)I don't want you spitting in my face. 2)I can't spit in your face. I don't have a saliva gland.
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| 14345 |
1)One is glad to be of service to you. 2)Stop referring to yourself as one.
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Little miss: I have this friend and he's smart and funny, and whenever i'm with him, I don't wanna be with Frank.
Andrew: I can see how that would create a problem.
Little miss: Yes...
Andrew: but the answer is staring you in the face... marry your friend.
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can you fix this piece of shit
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Will every human being that i care for just leave?
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| 19580 |
1) What are you doing?
2) Apparently, your bitch work!
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Andrew, People grow through time, then for u, time is a completely different proposition, for u, time is endless.
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