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You're better than the pictures in my mind Nick, you're real.
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| 3310 |
you wanna hear about a job of mine? i wanna see some g.damn hot chocolate abd sine pecan f---ing pie.
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I've had better sex in prison
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| 3310 |
Raise your hand if you've ever done a robbery before.
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| 6250 |
1 - he loved you
2 - who wouldnt?
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| 6250 |
five santas walked into the casino, five santas dont walk out
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| 6250 |
the only thing he's doing right is fucking my girlfriend
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| 8826 |
I never fuck the wrong guy.
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| 17856 |
Rule number one: Never leave a car theif on the inside of a car.
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| 18932 |
Gotta have five Rudy...gotta have five
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| 18932 |
1)Now what do you say to Santa's Dwarfs?2)You say thank you
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| 10929 |
'Tis the season, convict.
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| 10929 |
I had better sex in prison.
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| 10929 |
Ever since you started going to night school, you've been giving me
headaches.
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| 10929 |
When I get in there you better be wearing nothing but a candy cane.
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| 10929 |
I read your letters, convict. Don't play no reindeer games with me.
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| 10929 |
I want some hot chocolate. You want to hear about some Indian casino,
I want to see some goddamn hot chocolate! And a piece of pecan fucking pie!
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| 10929 |
Rule one. Never put a car thief behind the wheel!
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| 10929 |
-You're sending me into an Indian casino dressed as a cowboy. Have you thought this through entirely?
-It was either that or a ballerina.
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| 10929 |
I never was much for the holidays.
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| Michael Myers |
No, no, no! Fuck that! Nick doesn't do anything till Nick gets something for Nick. Ya got it? I want some hot chocolate. You wanna hear about some job of mine? I wanna see some goddamn hot chocolate...and some pecan fuckin' pie!
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| 10929 |
555-1099.
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| 10929 |
Growing up in Detroit, you mature real quickly.
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| 39286 |
Rudy Duncan: Naw-uh, fuck that. Nick doesn't do anything until Nick gets something for Nick. I want some hot chocolate. You want to hear about some Indian casino, I want to see some goddamn hot chocolate! And a piece of pecan fucking pie!
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I've made my list and I've checked it twice, as long as you're naughty it's going to be nice.
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| 10929 |
Silver bells.
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