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Wonder Boys - 2000 Movie Quotes

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7937 Grady Tripp: She's a transvestite. Terry Crabtree: You're stoned. Grady Tripp: She's still a transvestite. (full quote)
  I need a ride home 1) I'm your man! (full quote)
14455 1)You're not like my other teachers, professor trip. 2)You're not like my other students, James (full quote)
  TOm is a gay fag (full quote)
17848 (JL)your mad at me arent you? your mad I shot your girlfriends dog? (GT)It wasnt her dog it was her husbands dog and who ever said anything about a girlfriend. (Look at each other) (GT) ok james Im mad that you shot my girlfriends dog. eventhough me and poe werent exactly what you might call simpatico thats no reason he should have taken two to the chest (full quote)
17848 (GT)He said some things that led me to believe the car was his (Crabs)Like what? (GT)Thats my car motherfucker. (full quote)
  finally the door opened. It was a shock to see him shuffling into the room like an aging prizefighter, limping, beaten, but it was later when the great man squinted into the bitter glow of twilight and muttered simply, it means nothing, all of it nothing. that the true shock came it was then that the boy understood that his hero's true injuries lay hidden in a darker place, his heart. His heart once capable of inspiring others so completely, could no longer inspire so much as itself. It beat now only out of habit, it beat now only because it could. (full quote)
goldengod James: These donuts are Incredible! Incredible!! Pfr. Tripp: James, you smoke the rest of that joint and you'll be chewing on the box. (full quote)
goldengod James: Somebody jumped on your car with their butt. Pfr. Tripp: How can you tell? James: Because you can see the outline of his butt. (full quote)
  James-Ohh your bleeding Professor Trip..Pro- No shit James! (full quote)
10929 I'm a teacher, not a Holiday Inn. (full quote)
10929 I've got tenure. (full quote)
10929 You carry firearms? (full quote)
jpsartrean TRAXLER: Say, Professor Tripp, is all that stuff true about Errol Flynn? How he used to put coke on his dick. To make himself, you know, like, last longer? GRADY: Christ, Traxler. How the hell should I know? TRAXLER: Well, jeez, you're reading his biography, aren't you? (TRAXLER points and GRADY glances at the knapsack riding on the seat between him and Sam. A BOOK'-bearing ERROL FLYNN'S PICTURE-- is tucked into the side pouch). GRADY: Oh, right. Yeah, that's true. He used to rub all kinds of things on it... Paprika... Ground lamb... (full quote)
jpsartrean CRABTREE Oh my goodness. Do you see what I see? GRADY follows Crabtree's glance and finds Oola again, but it's not Oola CRABTREE is eyeing, it's her CUSTOMER. GRADY President of the James Brown Hair Club For Men. Sitting alone in the dark booth is a SMALL BLACK MAN with big hands, a face peppered with scar tissue, and--most noticeably--a tsunami of hair sprouting from his scalp. GRADY (initiating an old game) He's a boxer. A flyweight... CRABTREE no... A jockey. His name's, um, Curtis... Curtis Hardapple. GRADY Not Curtis. CRABTREE Vernon, then. Vernon Hardapple. The scar's are from a--from a horse. He fell during a race and got trampled. GRADY And now he's addicted to painkillers. CRABTREE He can't piss standing up anymore. GRADY He lives with his mother. CRABTREE And he had a younger brother who . . .was . . . a. . . GRADY Groom. Named Claudell. And his mother blames Vernon for his death. CRABTREE (stumped) Because. . .because. . . JAMES LEER (sleepily) .. .he was killed, when a gangster named Freddie Nostrils tried to shoot his favorite horse. He took the bullet himself. GRADY and Crabtree turn to look at James Leer, who opens one bloodshot eye to regard them. JAMES LEER Vernon, over there, was in on the hit. James' eye closes. CRABTREE looks over at Grady. CRABTREE That was good. (full quote)
10929 Things have changed. (full quote)
Mariebbleu 1)Now, that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly. 2)That's just what they used to say in the ads. (full quote)
Mariebbleu 1)James is amazing. He knows all the movie suicides. Go ahead, James. Tell him. 2)There are so many. 1)Well, just a few. The big ones. 2)Pier Angeli, 1971 or '72, also pills. Donald "Red" Barry, shot himself in 1980. Charles Boyer, 1978, pills again. Charles Butterworth, 1946, I think. In a car. Supposedly, it was an accident, but, you know, he was distraught. Dorothy Dandridge, pills, 1965. Albert Dekker, 1968. He hung himself. He wrote his suicide note in lipstick on his stomach. William Inge, carbon monoxide, 1973. Carole Landis, pills again. I forget when. George Reeves, "Superman" on TV, shot himself. Jean Seberg, pills, of course, 1979. Everett Sloane - he was good - pills. Margaret Sullivan, pills. Lupe Velez, a lot of pills. Gig Young, he shot himself and his wife in 1978. There are tons more. 1) I haven't heard of half of them. 3) You did them alphabetically. 2)It's just how my brain works, I guess. (full quote)
chasprice 1) It's just... for good luck. Some people carry rabbits' feet... 2) ...You carry firearms. (full quote)
chasprice Ja1) Now, that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly. 2) That's just what they used to say in the ads. (full quote)
10929 I don't believe in writer's block. (full quote)
10929 I thought it was more literary than cinematic. (full quote)