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| 7937 |
Grady Tripp: She's a transvestite.
Terry Crabtree: You're stoned.
Grady Tripp: She's still a transvestite.
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I need a ride home 1) I'm your man!
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| 14455 |
1)You're not like my other teachers, professor trip.
2)You're not like my other students, James
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TOm is a gay fag
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| 17848 |
(JL)your mad at me arent you? your mad I shot your girlfriends dog?
(GT)It wasnt her dog it was her husbands dog and who ever said anything about a girlfriend.
(Look at each other)
(GT) ok james Im mad that you shot my girlfriends dog. eventhough me and poe werent exactly what you might call simpatico thats no reason he should have taken two to the chest
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| 17848 |
(GT)He said some things that led me to believe the car was his
(Crabs)Like what?
(GT)Thats my car motherfucker.
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finally the door opened. It was a shock to see him shuffling into the room like an aging prizefighter, limping, beaten, but it was later when the great man squinted into the bitter glow of twilight and muttered simply, it means nothing, all of it nothing. that the true shock came it was then that the boy understood that his hero's true injuries lay hidden in a darker place, his heart.
His heart once capable of inspiring others so completely, could no longer inspire so much as itself. It beat now only out of habit, it beat now only because it could.
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| goldengod |
James: These donuts are Incredible! Incredible!! Pfr. Tripp: James, you smoke the rest of that joint and you'll be chewing on the box.
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| goldengod |
James: Somebody jumped on your car with their butt. Pfr. Tripp: How can you tell? James: Because you can see the outline of his butt.
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James-Ohh your bleeding Professor Trip..Pro- No shit James!
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| 10929 |
I'm a teacher, not a Holiday Inn.
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| 10929 |
I've got tenure.
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| 10929 |
You carry firearms?
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| jpsartrean |
TRAXLER: Say, Professor Tripp, is all that stuff true about Errol Flynn? How he used to put coke on his dick. To make himself, you know, like, last longer?
GRADY: Christ, Traxler. How the hell should I know?
TRAXLER: Well, jeez, you're reading his biography, aren't you?
(TRAXLER points and GRADY glances at the knapsack riding on
the seat between him and Sam. A BOOK'-bearing ERROL FLYNN'S
PICTURE-- is tucked into the side pouch).
GRADY: Oh, right. Yeah, that's true. He used to rub all kinds of things on it... Paprika... Ground lamb...
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| jpsartrean |
CRABTREE
Oh my goodness. Do you see what I see?
GRADY follows Crabtree's glance and finds Oola again, but
it's not Oola CRABTREE is eyeing, it's her CUSTOMER.
GRADY
President of the James Brown Hair Club For
Men.
Sitting alone in the dark booth is a SMALL BLACK MAN with
big hands, a face peppered with scar tissue, and--most
noticeably--a tsunami of hair sprouting from his scalp.
GRADY
(initiating an old game)
He's a boxer. A flyweight...
CRABTREE
no... A jockey. His name's, um, Curtis...
Curtis Hardapple.
GRADY
Not Curtis.
CRABTREE
Vernon, then. Vernon Hardapple. The scar's are
from a--from a horse. He fell during a race and
got trampled.
GRADY
And now he's addicted to painkillers.
CRABTREE
He can't piss standing up anymore.
GRADY
He lives with his mother.
CRABTREE
And he had a younger brother who . . .was . .
. a. . .
GRADY
Groom. Named Claudell. And his mother blames
Vernon for his death.
CRABTREE
(stumped)
Because. . .because. . .
JAMES LEER
(sleepily)
.. .he was killed, when a gangster named
Freddie Nostrils tried to shoot his favorite
horse. He took the bullet himself.
GRADY and Crabtree turn to look at James Leer, who opens
one bloodshot eye to regard them.
JAMES LEER
Vernon, over there, was in on the hit.
James' eye closes. CRABTREE looks over at Grady.
CRABTREE
That was good.
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| 10929 |
Things have changed.
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| Mariebbleu |
1)Now, that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly.
2)That's just what they used to say in the ads.
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| Mariebbleu |
1)James is amazing. He knows all the movie suicides. Go ahead, James. Tell him.
2)There are so many.
1)Well, just a few. The big ones.
2)Pier Angeli, 1971 or '72, also pills. Donald "Red" Barry, shot himself in 1980. Charles Boyer, 1978, pills again.
Charles Butterworth, 1946, I think. In a car. Supposedly, it was an accident, but, you know, he was distraught. Dorothy
Dandridge, pills, 1965. Albert Dekker, 1968. He hung himself. He wrote his suicide note in lipstick on his stomach. William Inge,
carbon monoxide, 1973. Carole Landis, pills again. I forget when. George Reeves, "Superman" on TV, shot himself. Jean
Seberg, pills, of course, 1979. Everett Sloane - he was good - pills. Margaret Sullivan, pills. Lupe Velez, a lot of pills. Gig
Young, he shot himself and his wife in 1978. There are tons more.
1) I haven't heard of half of them.
3) You did them alphabetically.
2)It's just how my brain works, I guess.
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| chasprice |
1) It's just... for good luck. Some people carry rabbits' feet... 2) ...You carry firearms.
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| chasprice |
Ja1) Now, that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly. 2) That's just what they used to say in the ads.
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