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House on Haunted Hill - 1999 Movie Quotes


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3594 One of you motherfuckers murdered my wife! (full quote)
4559 God Dammit!! Give me my god damn check RIGHT NOW!!! (full quote)
4559 Did I say quicker? I'm pretty sure I said quicker (full quote)
4559 BOOGA BOOGA!! (full quote)
  Well, Congratu-fuckin-lations (full quote)
  Well Congratu-fuckin-lations (full quote)
5616 Freaky Old House...Ain't it? (full quote)
5698 correction of a quote-funky old house, ain't it? (full quote)
5892 What turns you on more — me with other men or just the other men? (full quote)
3594 Steven, you poor, absolutely clueless geek. All it would've taken was a simple divorce...and ripping our pre-nup to little pieces. But no matter how it ended, please know just one thing: from the first moment I set eyes on you, I've always loved...your money. You, personally...well, frankly just the site of you has always turned my stomach. (full quote)
6860 You don't... get it... do you? This house, is pissed. It has no morals... 'cause it's a fucking house! (full quote)
6860 That, what just happened to you there, that's nothing. You've just been playing around with the ghosts. Wait till someone lets out the darkness in this place. That's a whole, that's a whole new bunch of crazy shit. That's... you'll hate that shit. (full quote)
6860 No, I am so fucking far from all right it's not even funny! Someone or something just tried to drown me in a tank of blood the size of a Buick! (full quote)
6860 1) Oh, so then we'll just stay here until morning. 2) Ah, I'm sure we'll be mutilated beyond recognition by then. (full quote)
6860 I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die. (full quote)
6860 It's not the plates. It's the house. Why is no one listening to me? Did you just turn deaf all of a sudden?! It's alive! We're not going anywhere! That's it! (full quote)
6860 Oh, sorry. Detail I guess I forgot to mention. You die, you lose. (full quote)
6860 You know if you really loved me, you'd find a way to drop dead in the next 3 seconds. (full quote)
8419 wait till that shit happens. That's a whole bunch of other crazy shit. You'll hate that shit (He is studdering as he says it) (full quote)
  Pritchett: OK, i lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die. (full quote)
8487 Pritchett: I lied. The house is alive, we're all gonna die. (full quote)
8487 God dammit! Give me my god damn check! RIGHT NOW!!!!! (full quote)
8487 The house has no morals, because it's a FUCKING HOUSE!! (full quote)
8487 If any of you peek through that hole, I'll empty this gun into your head. (full quote)
  1) So, tell me about the guy in the long white coat. 2) V-vanacutt (full quote)
  i just wanna get laid before i die (to Evelyn) so how you doin'? (full quote)
  i just wanna get laid before i die (to Evelyn) so how you doin'? (full quote)
8487 God, I'd love to get laid before I die. So, how you doin'? (full quote)
8487 It-it's, uh, really scary. (full quote)
8487 1) So, who's gonna tell me about the guy in the long white coat? The one that I;ve been chasing around here all night. 2) Vannacut! (full quote)
8487 1) So, who's gonna tell me about the guy in the long white coat? The one that I;ve been chasing around here all night. 2) Vannacut! (full quote)
  (guy bangs on locked window) Oh, FUCK!!!!!! (full quote)
  The house is pissed. It has no morals, because it is a fucking house! (full quote)
  Well, congratu-fucking-lations, Steven. (full quote)
  1) God, I'd love to get laid...before i die. So how you doin' tonight? (person 2 glares at person 1) Me? Yeah, I'm all right, I'm fine. (full quote)
  Booga, booga! (full quote)
  (man sprawled on the floor looks up at locked window) FUCK!!!! (full quote)
  OK, excuse me, sorry. God dammit! You give me my goddamn check! Right now! Because I want it! Now! I'm serious! (full quote)
8487 She's a vengeful, stupid whore! (full quote)
8487 1) where will we be? 2) Out of Scotch, thanks to you, ass! (full quote)
  This must be more of price's spook-house bullshit. (full quote)
  BOOGA, BOOGA! (full quote)
  1) Not you, tulip. The house. I think it's marked you as the first to die this evening. Isn't that how the story goes, Mr. Pritchett? 2) You could say that. Sure. 1) Isn't that how both your father and grandfather met their demise? 2) (laughs nervously) Uh, well, uh, my, uh, grandfather did build the place, but he actually died in his sleep, in Miami. My, uh, father did get killed here, but that was during a construction accident, restoring the interiors. But, I'm fine, and, uh, I'm still alive, and, uh, I feel good, and I'd like to get paid.........now. 1) And on that merciful note, my friend, let the games begin. (full quote)
  1) what, then where will we be? 2) Out of Scotch, thanks to you, ass! (full quote)
  1) Five that didn't die. (1 walks into the room, drunk, startling and scaring the crap outta 2 and 3) BOOGA, BOOGA! 2) What are you saying? 1) Price didn't make the guestlist. The house did. 3) Why? 1) (talking about Price's wife) 'Cause she's a vengeful, stupid WHORE! (he kicks something, then rubs his foot.) 2) Wait. How's a house gonna send out invitations? 1) There's a lot of energy in here. It likes to travel through light beams, sound waves, electricity, whatever. 3) A phone line? 1) (sarcastically) Yeah. Now that we're in the Twillight Zone. Uh-huh. 3) Into an online computer? Through the Internet? 2) No, no, no. Stop, wait, this is crazy! 1) (to 2) You don't............get it...........do you? (shines his flashlight into his face) This house.........is pissed. It has no morals, 'cause it's a fucking HOUSE! (full quote)
  Take a bow, you sick fuck. (full quote)
  Everything you do gets me hot. But not in a sexual way. (full quote)
  (1)where will we be? (2)Out of Scotch, thanks to you, ass! (full quote)
  God, i would love to get laid before I die...(turns and looks at Evelyn)How ya doing? (Evelyn gives him a frick off look) Yeah, I'm good. (full quote)
8487 Evelyn: (listening to Melissa's terrified screams, which are coming from the basement) I guess old Melissa found what she was looking for. (full quote)
8487 You seem very confident, Evelyn, for a woman very nearly killed. (full quote)
8487 open, open, open, stupid asshole old bith, open! (full quote)
8487 open, open, open, stupid asshole old bitch, open! (full quote)
8487 Now that is enter-fucking-tainment! (full quote)
8487 That's how they all burned to death. Dr. Vannacutt threw the switch. If he was going to die, they were all gonna die. (full quote)
8487 1) Is this some kind of joke? (sound of glass breaking comes into the room.) 2) Pritchett's not laughing. (full quote)
8487 1) Get off me, you pervert. 2) Congratualtions. I don't think Evelyn's ever said that to anything with testicles, ever. 1) Very funny, Stephen. Have you? (full quote)
8487 1) So, Mr. Price. business or pleasure? 2) Neither. My wife. (full quote)
8487 Let's go down and greet your guests. Show them the real you: corny as Kansas on the Fourth of July. (full quote)
8487 From here on, it gets really scary. (full quote)
8487 1) where's the party? 2) Looks like we're it. 3) Me and ya'll three? Woo-hoo! Let's boogie! (full quote)
8487 1) So, is this dump really haunted? 2) It-it's, uh, really scary. (full quote)
8487 1) You're not Jennifer Jenzen. 2) What makes you think I'm not? 1) I've never seen an executive producer be able to tie their own shoes, let alone rewire an entire house. (full quote)
8487 Let's have a word, sugarpuss. (full quote)
8487 Somebody's white trash is showing. (full quote)
8487 Somebody's white trailer trash is showing. (full quote)
8487 1) You have your own TV show? 2) 'had', babe. Past tense. Currently looking for a way to either earn or fuck my way back into it. (full quote)
8487 .....But I'm fine, and, uh, I'm still alive, and, uh, I feel good, and, uh, I'd love to get paid now. (full quote)
8487 *cough,cough* Ugh, this place smells fantastic. (full quote)
8487 This must be more of price's spook-house bullshit. (full quote)
8487 BOOGA,BOOGA! (full quote)
8487 It's a saturation chamber. What could make a sane man mad could make a mad man sane. (full quote)
8487 open THE GOD DAMN DOOR!!!!!! (full quote)
8487 God, I'd love to.....get laid before I die. So, how you doin' tonight? (person 2 glares at person 1) Me? Yeah, I'm ok. I'm fine. (full quote)
8487 1) what's going on? 2) Electro-shock. (full quote)
8487 Pritchett was right! The house is alive! (full quote)
8487 Well, congratu-fuckin-lations, Steven. (full quote)
8487 It scared me as a kid, but it doesn't scare me anymore (he says this nervously) (full quote)
8487 Pritchett: Poor Mr. price. Eddie: Fuck Mr. price!! (full quote)
8487 1) You're gonna miss out on a great party. 2) My loss. 1) Not even if I gave you a million bucks as well? 2) Wouldn't know what to do with it all. (2 says words in sarcastic voice) (full quote)
8487 Did I say quicker? I'm pretty sure I said quicker. (full quote)
8487 Ah, there's the simple country girl I married (full quote)
8487 1) You're hurting me. 2) I know. (full quote)
8487 1) That, what just happened to you there, that's nothing. You've just been playing around with ghosts. Wait till someone lets out the darkness in this place. That's a whole-that's a whole new bunch of crazy shit.....you'll-you'll hate that shit. 2) Pritchett, are you under the care of a physician? (full quote)
8487 A little detail I forgot to mention. You die, you lose. (full quote)
8487 1) Geez, lady! I thought you were dead! 2) Not even fucking close. (full quote)
8487 Sir.....lady.......get out of the car.....whoever's in the car, get out of the car. (full quote)
8487 1) You're not Jennifer Jenzen. 2) Of course I am. What makes you think I'm not? 2) I've never seen an office worker be able to tie their own shoelaces, let alone rewire an entire house. *sorry, I forgot what Jennifer Jenzen's occupation is supposed to be in this movie. (full quote)
8487 Get the hell off me, you perv. (full quote)
8487 1) Ok, so we'll stay here till morning. 2) Oh, I'm sure we'll all be mutilated beyond recognition by then. (full quote)
8487 You know, if you really loved me, you'd find a way to drop dead in the next three seconds. (full quote)
8487 What turns you on more? The thought of me with other men, or just the other men? (full quote)
8487 1) Uh, excuse me Mr. Price? I think I've done a pretty good job of getting these people up here, so I think I should get my check. Now. (1 keeps pestering 2 until 2 gives in) 2) Allright, Pritchett. Just let me sign the damn thing. (full quote)
8487 1) Isn't that the way it works, Mr. Pritchett? 2) (laughs a little sarcastically/nervously) Yeah. (full quote)
8487 One problem. How do we get down from here? (full quote)
8487 Hey! That wasn't very nice! (full quote)
8487 GODDAMMIT! SON OF AN ASSHOLE BITCH!!!!!!!! (pounds on something in anger as he says that) (full quote)
8487 There are only 3 options here: 1) Evelyn killed herself, which is very unlikely. 2) It was an accident 3) It was a plain and simple murder. In other words, one of you motherfuckers killed my wife!! (full quote)
8487 Oh, Steven, you poor, clueless geek. All it would've taken was a simple divorce.... and ripping our pre-nup in to little itsy-bitsy peices. No matter how it ended, please just know one little thing: from the first moment i set eyes on you, I've always loved....your money. You personally.... well to be frank, the sight of you has always turned my stomach. (full quote)
8487 Happy birthday, baby! (full quote)
8487 That was one kick-ass party. (full quote)
8487 Will you shut the fuck up? (full quote)
8487 Now, dear friends, your host is giong to retire to her bed for what's left of the night. If any of you so much as peak through that keyhole, I'll empty this gun into their fucking head. (full quote)
8487 The house is pissed! It has no morals because it's a fucking HOUSE! (full quote)
8487 Oh, yeah.....these things. (full quote)
8487 1) Oh, my god! Are you all right? 2) I am so fucking far from allright, it's not even funny! Someone, or something, just tried to drown me in a tank of blood the size of a Buick! (full quote)
8487 I'd be damn delirious if you weren't fucking everything in our area code! (full quote)
8487 I'm going to run scalding water in every place you just touched me. (full quote)
8487 1) But the million bucks....that's real? 2) Oh that. No clue. (full quote)
8487 1) Hey, (name)aren't you coming? 2) No. 3) Well, we're going to lok for Blackburn. 2) Blackburn's dead. 1) How do you know that? 2) He would've been back by now. (full quote)
8487 1) Pritchett, what the hell just happened here? 2) Lockdown. From the old asylum. Seals everything in. For emergencies. If he was gonna die, so were they. 3) Why wasn't it taken out? 2) It was on my dad's 'to do' list. But the house did him first. 3) You said that was an accident. 2) I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die. (full quote)
8487 (looks over his shoulder) I have to go now. (full quote)
8487 It's not the plates! It's the house! Why is no one listening to me? Have you all just gone deaf or something? The house is alive! We're not going anywhere! That's it! (full quote)
11442 That's great, Evelyn. On the perversity meter of 1 to 10, you just hit a 73! (full quote)
12555 New wrinkle on an old theory for treating schizophrenia. 19th Century, I think: what would drive a sane man mad should make a madman sane. The Vannacutt version was: bombard the patient with aural and visual stimuli far more frightening than any hallucination they could ever produce, it'd traumatize 'em back to normalcy. (full quote)
12555 New wrinkle on an old theory for treating schizophrenia. 19th Century, I think: what would drive a sane man mad should make a madman sane. The Vannacutt version was: bombard the patient with aural and visual stimuli far more frightening than any hallucination they could ever produce, it'd traumatize 'em back to normalcy. (full quote)
13140 1. why is this happening?2. because the house is alive. and she's a vengful spiteful bitch. (full quote)
17106 This is the most fun I've had in a long time. You need to grt out more (full quote)
20947 I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die. (full quote)
Deb (Last line of the movie, Sara to Eddie as they're sitting on a ledge at the very top of the asylum some thousand feet up, and locked out) Okay, one last question: how do we get down from here...? (full quote)
  well congratufuckinglations.. (full quote)
  and now we're out of scotch thanks to you ASSHOLE (full quote)
  What would drive a sane man mad would drive a mad man sane (full quote)
  Well congratu-fucking-lations on the scale of the peversity metre you just hit a 73 (full quote)
  Well congratu-fucking-lations on a scale from one to ten on the peversity metre you just hit a 73 (full quote)
  ghost Melissa: Sara where are you going?...Sara you have to stay for my show! Sara: OHW GOD! (full quote)
  Ghost of Evelyn: No one get's out of here alive! (full quote)
  Vanacutt: So...next patient...ah mister Baker! Eddie: what have I got to do with it? I WAS ADOPTED! (full quote)
  (after Melissa's disapearance, Evelyn points her gun to Steven Price) Steven Price: Ah come one Evelyn you'd really think I would give you a loaded gun? (Evelyn fires at him, bottles behind him burst of the shot) Steven Price: JESUS! (Evelyn smiles at him and holds her gun next the her head) Evelyn: Funky old house...aint it? (full quote)
20947 I'm sure we'll all be mutilated beyond recognition by then. (full quote)
20947 Okay, one last question... How do we get down from here? (full quote)
20947 Funky old house, ain't it? (full quote)
20947 Oh, sorry. Detail I guess I forgot to mention: you die, you lose. (full quote)
princesstigereyes I didn't do anything!! I was adopted!! (full quote)
amateur1220 Melissa: How did you make your guest list, Price? Throw darts at a phone book? (full quote)
amateur1220 EDDIE: That's the most fun I've had all week. SARA: You need to get out more. (full quote)
Blackchristmas So much for a phd in engineering (full quote)