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Little Nicky - 2000 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
4049 : …’God loves you. Gods a little nervous about you (full quote)
  We are all goinga diiiie (full quote)
  I came for the beer and the bitches! (full quote)
5172 SCOTTIE: Who is this? PEEPER:Just a little birdie. A birdie who wants to see if your mother's panties match her bra. MOTHER: Oh my G-D Scottie. Is there a man up our tree? PEEPER:Tell her no. Tell her it's just a big bird. (full quote)
4384 Popeye's Chicken is fuckin' awesome! (full quote)
4384 Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't just see a dog on the couch because my mind can't even process that right now. But were you about to drink one of my Cokes? (full quote)
4384 You can do it Ozzy! Bite his fuckin' head off! (full quote)
4384 What'cha gunna do? Bite me with your snaggletooth? (full quote)
5817 This Coke tastes like Pepsi (full quote)
6473 Oops, sorry Nipples. (full quote)
6710 Jesus this Mosses that Abraham hit me with a wiffile ball bat (full quote)
  Has the lord ever given any of my eneimies the herpes? (full quote)
6845 This cake tastes a little funny Thats cuz I thew a fat bag a reefer in the mix (full quote)
6948 Chicago kicks ass! (full quote)
6948 You make the Lord very nervous. (full quote)
7639 Do i have boobs on my head? Ya big ones! (full quote)
7639 My underwear is so far-up my ass i can taste it! (full quote)
7639 .... now your gonna see what a big horny big looks like....IN HELL!!! (full quote)
  Popeyes chicken is fuckin awesome! (full quote)
7818 Maybe you love her, but what do I know, I can't even see straight (full quote)
8087 Popeye's Chicken is the SHIZNAY!!! (full quote)
8087 Nicky (to the blessed demons eating chicken): You put the food in your mouth. Then you move your teeth up and down. Then you let it slide down your throat hole. Nicky (to the blessed demon eating the rabbit): NOT YOU, NOT YOU!!!!! (full quote)
  do you need to cry on my shoulder easy liberace (full quote)
  Popeyes chicken is fuckin awesome! (full quote)
8881 I droped a fat sack of reefer in the mix (full quote)
8881 Popeyes chicken is fuckin awsome (full quote)
8881 Popeyes chicken is the shiznit (full quote)
  Lucifer: EVEN IN HELL, I GET NO RESPECT (full quote)
8920 oh man, chicago rules (full quote)
8487 I can shit on the street. You can't. (full quote)
9150 last time i saw jugs that big two rednecks were blowin on them (full quote)
8487 It's time for Hitler's punishment. (full quote)
8487 It's time for Hitler's punishment. (full quote)
1950 Just letting you know, you're shoving a pineapple up Hitler's ass at one. (full quote)
  Pick Me A Winna! (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 You're damn right it did!! I mean...really?? (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 Look...a window...oh... hello Mr. Devil...I like your cape. (scratchy laugh) (full quote)
  I'm no George Clooney! (full quote)
12153 Oh, and don't forget, you're shoving a pineapple up Hitler's ass at four o'clock. (full quote)
12153 TODD:What's Nicky doing down there? DOG:Trying to capture his brother in a flask and preserve the balance of good and evil on Earth. TODD:Did you just talk? DOG:No. (full quote)
  I used to go to a nude beach for fun, but they kicked me out for always pointing. (full quote)
  I use to talk normal til my brother hit me in the face with a shovel (full quote)
  Can I put my winky in your kitchen sinky? (full quote)
  JUDAS! Judas Priest, maybe. (full quote)
  The Devil God is back from the dead! (full quote)
  Get in the flask. what are you talking about? I'm talking about an 8 piece, let's go! (full quote)
  I don't need Luck, I'm GOOOD. (full quote)
  I'm sleeping... or am I (full quote)
  I believe in the butterflies. (full quote)
  Adrian: (refering to Nipples) Well, maybe no THAT horrible but still pretty bad. (full quote)
  Nicky: Ozzy? Adrian: Holy shit! (full quote)
  Adrian: 20,000 years ago Grandpa Lucifer said it's better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. Well, I'm tired of serving in Hell! (full quote)
  In the name of lucifer i command you.... CHICAGO KICKS ASS!!! (full quote)
  Oh billie (full quote)
  Do I have boobs on my head? (full quote)
  Angel #1: God is so smart. Angel #2: Like Jeapardy smart! (full quote)
  Take him to the hole! I mean woof! (full quote)
  good Luck with the nipple rubbing... I dont need luck, IM good!!!.... OOOOOH (full quote)
  1) Say it, say it! 2) Mr Beefy 1) And, I love you. (full quote)
  Nicky, that was a train. Do not stand in front of them. (full quote)
  How you feelin' over there, Satan Abdul Jabar? (full quote)
  We thought the son of Satan would understand a move like this. (full quote)
  He might be the son of satan (full quote)
  Holy Schnit! (full quote)
  my brother casius hit me in the face with a shovel (full quote)
  gee dad...it's kind of hot in hell (full quote)
1990 #1 what made you want to come see the Globetrotters today son? #2 I came for the beer and the bitches. (full quote)
1990 I think we're about to see a devil show down there. Ha Ha Ha!!! (full quote)
eviltwin Damn you Kevin Spacey, you take all my parts! (full quote)
9210 1. Get in the flask 2. what are you talking about? 1. I'm talking about an 8 piece...Let's go (full quote)
9937 1)God is so smart 2) Yeah like jepordy smart! (full quote)
9937 1) Are you from the south? 2) Yeah the deep south *laughs* (full quote)
9937 I've decided the ruler for the next ten thousand years is going to be....... ME! (full quote)
10053 Chicago kicks ass!! (full quote)
12153 Popeye's chicken is ass kickin'! (full quote)
12729 this just in... im cheating on my husband with the weatherman (full quote)
13461 YOU CAN DO IT NICKY!! (full quote)
13641 I WIll EAT your HEART!!! (full quote)
14345 1)what are you doing??? 2)I...I think I'm FLOATING! 1)Why would you be floating? 2)Maybe it was because of this cake I ate earlier! 1)Am I supposed to not be freaked out right now because I am! (full quote)
14345 I got energy up the ying-yang! Let's go save Dad! Adrian! Cassius! (gets hit by a bus) (full quote)
14345 1)what is this? A bulldog and his gay lover? 2)Oh, SHUT UP! (full quote)
14345 DAMN YOU, KEVIN SPACY!!! (full quote)
14345 You can't talk tough, Nicky. Even the voice inside your head has a speech inpediment. (full quote)
14345 Ooh, I think Victoria just told me her secret! (full quote)
14345 What??!! Scotty Dunleavy? What an unpleasant suprise. GET OUT! Don't you know this is naughty time? (full quote)
14345 Now, there's this blind guy outside and he may LOOK possessed, but he's just crazy. (full quote)
14345 1)(humping another dog)Say Mr. Beefy! Say it! Say it! 2)Mr. Beefy 1)And...I love you. (full quote)
14345 You love acting, I love pissing! (full quote)
14345 1)Aren't you hot in that jacket? It's like 70 degrees in this hallway, where are you from, the south? 2)Yes...the DEEP south! (laughs hysterically) 1)Why is that funny? 2)I don't know. (full quote)
14345 1)Grand Central Station, Nicky! You gotta run! 2)You'll never make it! You gotta die! 3)I'll just go back to Heaven! 4)Not unless you do something bad right before you die! 3)You're right! 5)Hey, Nicky! Cover Winkler in bees! You can do it! 3)Sorry, Henry. (Covers him with bees) 6)AHHHHH!!! (full quote)
14345 1)God's so smart. 2)Like Jeopardy smart. (full quote)
14345 1)What do you know about your mom? 2)My mom...my brothers say she was a mountain goat which would explain my chronic halitosis (full quote)
14345 1)You know, I was in love once, but she said I wasn't finanically reliable. 2)Now by she, you mean HE? 1)No. 3)BUSTED!!! (full quote)
14345 1I can't stop thinking about this girl, Valerie. 2)Why? Did she hurt you? Do you need to cry on my shoulder? 3)easy, Liberace. 2)Oh, will you grow up! (full quote)
14345 1)YOU CAN DO IT, NICKY! KICK HIM IN HIS hairY BALLS! 2)Good idea! (full quote)
14345 1)If you're my mom, how come your not older? 2)Angels don't get older, son. 3)I can't believe you called him 'son'! 2)This is soooo wild!!! (full quote)
14345 1)The Lord gave my son the strength to get off drugs! 2)Ma'am, I know your son, and believe me he was better off ON the drugs. At least when he was smoking hashish he used to make me laugh occasionally. (full quote)
14345 1)After we've tried for many years, the Lord finally helped my wife concieve a baby. 2)No, no, no. your best friend Fitzy helped your wife concieve a baby. He helped her concieve it ALL NIGHT LONG! 3)Hey hey hey! (full quote)
14345 1)Usually the Globetrotters represent family entertainment! 2)Who gives a shit?! (full quote)
14345 1)These kids came here to see the Globetrotters win! 2)10 points off'n the Globetrotters on account of the bigmouth! Heh heh heh heh! (full quote)
14345 RUN BEEFY!!! RUUUUUUN! (full quote)
14345 (after shooting a dart out of his penis) Now that hurt the both of us. (full quote)
14345 Rise and shine, devil guy. Some dude just stole your shit! (full quote)
14345 I WILL EAT your HEART!!! (full quote)
14345 1)How could I have it, if I was in fact a thief? 2)I don't know. 1)You're messin' with my business, bitch! (full quote)
14345 POPEYE'S CHICKEN IF FUCKIN' AWESOME!!! (full quote)
14345 1)Look, sidewalk equals safety, middle of the road equals death. 2)From now on, I'm just gonna avoid all moving objects. (full quote)
14345 1)Ozzy?!! 2)Holy shit. (full quote)
14345 1)Oh my GOD! He just opened his mouth and swallowed that spit! 2)Ooh, that turn you on there, Rupaul? (full quote)
14345 1)Nicky, I got no legs, I got no hips. I got one ear...(ear falls off)...I got no ears! 2)Now he's got no ears. ARE YOU HAPPY, NICKY?! 3)Adrian's got the whole city following me-- 1)I CAN'T HEAR YOU, NICKY!!! (full quote)
18304 Larry's so harry!!! (full quote)
18304 This Coke tastes like Pepsi?!?! (full quote)
18304 Tithead, go with my father! (full quote)
19454 Man:You can do it ozzy bite his freakin head off! (full quote)
Rye You can do it Ozzy, bite his frickin head off! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin 1. My television just blew up! 2. You're DAMN right it did! I mean, really? (full quote)
23700 Jimmy the Demon: Remember at 4:00 you have to shove a pineapple up Hitler´s ass! (full quote)
24993 Popey's Chicken is fucken' awesome!! (full quote)
Evenstar Popeye's Chicken is fucking awesome! (full quote)
27014 Ozzy?!?!? (full quote)
  Ay Diddley dee, are those things for me? (full quote)
  Popeye's chicken's fuckin' awesome (full quote)
  wha happened (full quote)
  DEVIL: I have no legs. I have no hips. I have one ear.(His ear falls off) I have no ears! (full quote)
  It's all in the Hips. (full quote)
  Ten points off the Globetrotters for account of the big mouth. (full quote)
  Let's face it...I'm no George Clooney (full quote)
  uh.. beer lowers the body temperature.. i read that in a beer magazine (full quote)
  you cant talk tough nicky, even the voice inside your head has a speech impediment (full quote)
  1.whats reefer? 2.'bout 500 bucks an ounce (full quote)
  ive never been to earth dad, i never even slept over some other dude's house (full quote)
  that was before my brother casius hit me in the face with the shovel, thats me now (full quote)
  that was before my brother casius hit me in the face with the shovel, thats me now (full quote)
  I like your glasses, they make your eyes look all big and sparkily, (full quote)
  You can't go in there the fire flows in!not out! (full quote)
  Scottie be a good little boy and go downstairs and let ur mother get comfy! cuz im a big bird who wants to see the rest of mommy!hahaha! (full quote)
  (nicky turning the disc backwards):i command you in the name of lucifer! (full quote)
  Release the good! (full quote)
  {Nicky puts in a chicago record} Todd: I love chicago {Nicky then plays it backwards i command you in the name of lucifer the spill the blood of the innocent} peter: wow! chicago kicks ass! (full quote)
  Nicky: what's reefer? Beefy: About 500 bucks an ounce. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (full quote)
  Beefy: Go get a soda out of the fridge. Nicky: But those are my roommate's sodas. Beefy: (High-Pitched Mocking) BUT THOSE ARE MY ROOMMMATE'S SODAS! Does that sound like a statement THE SON OF THE DEVIL WOULD make?!?!!! (full quote)
  Nicky: All right, bro, the jig is up then. Get in the flask, come on, slide right on in! Beefy: It ain't me, moron! (full quote)
  How about this, I'll sit here enjoying my pizza and my peppermint schnapps...and YOU go back. (full quote)
  Theirs only one thing better than drinking a cold whisky sour on a hot alabama night.... and thats telling the truth. I know what you think about me grandma. You think Im a lazy slumbabum who aint never gonna amount to anythang.... well old woman you are WRONG!!! (door knock) you are wrong (full quote)
  666!...pick up sticks.. (full quote)
  Growing up I wasnt much to look at so i started consentrating on making other thinks look pretty. (full quote)
  Im from the south, the deep south (full quote)
  Im from the south, the deep south (full quote)
  after much thought, the next person to rule hell for the next thousand years is..... me, What? What? Halluah, I mean that sucks. (full quote)
  JIMMY: You were gone for ten seconds. What happened?
NICKY: I got hit by this big light, that was attached to a lot of metal.
DEVIL: That's a train son. Don't stand in front of that. (full quote)
10929 Does anyone really know what time it is? (full quote)
10929 highway to hell. (full quote)
10929 Does anyone really know what time it is? (full quote)
10929 I love Chicago. (full quote)
32472 call me Mr.Beefy say it! Mr.Beefy annnnnnnd I LOVE YOU (full quote)
41889 1)Where am I? 2) Lets see you were the man pretending to be a big horny bird, right? 1)yeah. 2) well now you get to see what an actual big horny bird is like...IN HELL. 1) I deserve this, I deserve this? (full quote)
41889 Nicky(snoring in the park): I will eat your hearts (full quote)
41889 1)Hey Nicky what's Ozzy tellin us? 2) Nothing all of his stuff was straight forward, but gentlemen, wrap your minds arount this (takes out Chicago V record and starts to play it backwardsand hears):In the name of lucifer I command thee to spread the blood of the innacent. 1)Chicago Kicks ass man (full quote)
41889 Mr Beefy: Say it; say Mr. Beefy, comeon sayit. 2) Mr. Beefy (full quote)
41889 Nicky's dad: You weren't gone ten seconds what happened? Nicky: I was hit by a light with metal attached to it. Nicky's Dad: That's a train,son, you don't want to stand infront of them (full quote)
41889 You are all about to witness the most horrable sites immaginable(see's Nipples) ok maby not that horrable. (full quote)
41889 He's got smoke balls!!! (full quote)
41889 Ozzy!!!! (full quote)
41889 Ozzy!!!! (full quote)