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| 4305 |
person 1) Which is better, having sex or steaing cars? person 2) Having sex, WHILE boosting cars
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| 4305 |
Look at this! (makes Barbie dance) She's a brick house!
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Damn it's cold up here. They keep these Ferraris refrigerated you know black people don't like cold weather. We're tropical people. Man when this shit is over I'm gonna smoke a joint watch two hours of roots and Kick your Ass!
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| 3378 |
If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish blow the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say, poor Toby. I say, poor us.
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| 3378 |
1) I gotta get my tool. 2) That's not a tool. That's a damn brick!
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| 3378 |
We gonna use a brick, man, we might as well call prison and make reservations.
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| 3378 |
1) Am I an asshole? Do I look like an asshole? 2) Yeah.
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| 3378 |
1) Look, you know, I got everything under control. 2) Kitchen's on fire.
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| 3378 |
By the time you get out, asshole, there won't even be cars. We'll all be cruising around in your little, vroom, spaceships. That's gonna suck.
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| 3378 |
You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive honey. Shit, I can't swim. I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass outta the pool.
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| 3378 |
1) I'm sorry miss, you've missed five questions. That's a failing. 2) No! No! Why? You're supposed to go faster when someone tailgates you.
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| 3378 |
That's funny. My name's Roger. Two Rogers don't make a right.
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| 3378 |
1) why are people shooting at us? 2) Cause I blew up their car!
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| 3378 |
Look like a little ghetto smurf.
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| 3378 |
Can a good-lookin', hard-workin' chef get a beer around here?
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Did Eleanor tell you that?
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| 4358 |
Unicorn...
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| 4358 |
Bernadine just took me for a ride...
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| 4358 |
No, you got that the wrong way 'round, if I kill you, your life will be over...
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| 4358 |
He spoke!
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| 4358 |
Hey man, I thought you were from Long Beach!?
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| 4358 |
You bought me a car! I'm blown away...
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| 5267 |
To drive is to feel; to race is to live.
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| 5267 |
How old school do you feel now, boss?
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| 5267 |
I'm afraid we're the school they tore down so they could build the old school.
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| 5267 |
That dude is too cool for school.
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| 619 |
Snake gonna have to slither his ass all the way to the busstop in the mornin'!
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| 5440 |
1. I gotta get my tool.... 2. Kip thats not a tool, thats a damn brick!
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| 4358 |
...while you look like a bible sales man...
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your the one talkin about bein normal, and you were the
one always goin after the easy money. (Memphis)- I didn't
do it for the money, i did it for the cars. Canary yellow,
Marlboro red, begging to be plucked.
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| 5523 |
hey baby i can't swim so i know to keep my little black ass out of the pool
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| 619 |
I am a baaaaaad man.
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| 6019 |
50 ladies 24 hours
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| 6126 |
Freb here can order pizzas like nobody's business.
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| 1980 |
1. (threating) DO I look like an asshole? Do I??? 2. (calm) Yes
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| 5749 |
This is the one, yes... yes, yes. I saw three of these parked outside the local Starbuck this morning, which tells me only one thing. There's too many self indulgent Wieners in this city with too much bloody money!
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| 3590 |
Low rider Donny...Donny, low rider
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| 3590 |
It's not doughnut jelly, so don't eat it
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| 3378 |
You lazy half-ass bully! Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealin a car! Boy, I-You need a role model!
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| 6355 |
Oh my god sweetie your so talented.. I I I love you
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| 4943 |
You look like a ghetto smurf.
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| 4943 |
Anyone can pull a gun on someone. It takes skill to steal a car.. you need a role model!
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| 4943 |
1. Do I look like an asshole?
2. Yes.
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| 4943 |
1. it's his unicorn.
2. what's a unicorn?
3. You know, mythical beast.. the car that can't be stolen.
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| 4943 |
1. what's better stealing cars, or having sex?
2. Stealing cars or having sex? How about having sex while stealing cars?
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| 5544 |
1# auto man i think your dog ate the keys 2# really? he usually goes for number-plates.
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Girls Got Skill
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| 6722 |
This is one of 3 new Mercedes of which they say are UNSTEALABLE
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| 3378 |
1) Are you all right? 2) I think so. 1) Are you sure? Cause you just went through a wall.
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| 3378 |
1) I just stole 50 cars for you in one night! All right? I'm a little tired. I'm a little wired! And I think I deserve a little appreciation. 2) I said 50 cars. not 49 1/2
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| 3378 |
1) Roger, I have a problem. 2) Yes? 1) I've been in LA for 3 months now. I have money. I have taste. But I'm not on anyone's 'A' list, and Saturday night is the lonliest night of the week for me.
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| 3378 |
1) now, if I was driving a 1967 275 GTB four-cam... 2) You would not be a self-indulgent weiner sir. You'd be a connoisseur. 1) Precisely. Champaign would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part.
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| 3378 |
You made a mistake pickin' a kid to do your dirty work. Made an even bigger mistake pickin' my kid brother. And now you made the biggest mistake tryin' to kill me.
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| 5561 |
1)What were you gonna do with this. *takes pipe away* 2)I was gonna bonk him. 1)BONK! For the next 24 hours all of your decision making rights have been suspended!
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| 5561 |
1)Hey don't do that. I told you I was running the show. If you ever pull that shit again. 2)*pulls out switch blade* 1)Damn man. Ain't gotta take it so damn personal.
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| 6947 |
Phenoix: Can we just improvise a bit? Sway: Wanna get a little crazy? There's a cutlass 442 out back we can strip down and shine the hood. What do you say? Phenoix: I don't think so
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| 6947 |
Sway: Hello ladies. Always was a sucker for a redhead.
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If you sit on your hand for about a half hour and try to rub one out...doesnt even feel like your doin it...
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| 6947 |
Man if thats pain you can shoot me anytime. Sexy, sexy
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| 6947 |
You sound busy, Moaning, you sound very very busy.
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| 6947 |
A litle something I learned at a car theives retirement home.
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| 6393 |
Hello ladies. I always was a sucker for red heads.
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| 7381 |
Man that guy can drive...what,what....it's probably mostly the car
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| 7381 |
Man that guy can drive...What What...it's probably mostly the car
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| 6392 |
Kip-that ain't a tool, that's a damn brick!
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| 6392 |
We might as well call the prison and make reservations!
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| 6392 |
Well well well...what do you pay your pit crews with? Oreos and gummi bears?
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| 6392 |
He's bad. He's real bad. It's the whole devil went down to Long Beach thing.
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| 6392 |
1. Because I'm the asshole who said I could deliver. Am I an asshole? Do I look like an asshole?
2. Yeah.
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| 6392 |
Take those glasses off, Randall, do me a favor.
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| 6392 |
1. Who's Eleanor?
2. A damn car. And don't you ever talk about my wife.
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| 6392 |
Shit, I can't swim. I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool!
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| 6392 |
How's a guy who can't speak going to take a call?
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| 6392 |
You spread it out, play shadow games and shit.
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| 6392 |
1. Well wait--what can Gilligan here do?
2. Gilligan is actually Freb. And he can order pizza like nobody's business.
3. Hey! Well...you gotta eat, right?
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| 6392 |
1. $100.00?!
2. $5.00 a car, 20 cars, would you like a calculator?
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| 6392 |
Damn it's cold up here! They keep these Mercedes refridgerated?
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| 6392 |
There's a minivan approaching, but it seems a little late for soccer practice.
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| 6392 |
Eleanor is Memphis' unicorn.
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| 6392 |
1. Why are people shooting at us?!
2. Because I blew up their cars!
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| 6392 |
Look! Cop car! Uh-huh! 'Long as I'm in here, you're just gonna sit out there, aren't ya? Aight!
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| 6392 |
I'm gonna smoke you!
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| 6392 |
It's like a reunion. You should stick around because pretty soon we're going to make s'mores and sing Kumbaya.
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| 6392 |
Here's your new fingerprint. Elvis is back!
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| 6392 |
Man, who gets their johnnies of of playing with dog shit? That's disgusting, man.
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| 6392 |
He's tuckin' in Vanessa and Bernadine just took me for a ride.
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| 6392 |
Lost in suburbia hell, where are we?
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| 6392 |
1. Man this guy can drive!
2. What, what?!
1. It's probably mostly the car.
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| 6392 |
Hello, ladies.
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| 6392 |
To hell with homicide.
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| 6392 |
A brother's love is...a brother's love.
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| 6392 |
If that's pain, then you can shoot me any time.
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| 6392 |
1. He spoke! 2. Yeah...
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I'm gonna smoke you!!
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| 7615 |
Don't you ever feel bad about any of this stuff? No I'm robinhood I steal from the rich and give to the needy. don't you mean the poor? NO like I said the needy his brother...we need this car!
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120..140..160... He's gone!!!
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Freb: Boosted it myself.
Memphis: You stole a car that wasn't on the list.
Memphis: Why don't you just go to the Police Station in a big clown suit and tell them all what we're doing here.
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Memphis: I'm a little tired and a little wired and I think I deserve a little appreciation cause' i just stole 50 cars for you in one night.
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Who gets there jollies from playing with dog shit?
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| 6755 |
Hey man, I thought you were from Long Beach?
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| 6755 |
You say poor Toby, I say poor us.
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| 7643 |
Aight billy Bad Ass, you got us in here now how in the hell are you gonna get us out?!
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| 7643 |
-I'm like Robin Hood, i steal from the rich and give to the needy. -You mean poor man. - No, I mean needy, cuz brother we need this car.
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Jonny B: Raines....Memphis Raines huh?!
Memphis:Do I know you?
Jonny B: Well you should know me considering all the business you been screwing of me in the past baby.
Memphis: Jonny B..
Jonny B: Dats Me
Memphis: What can i do for you
Jonny B: Well i'll tell you what you do for me...get outta Long Beach....tonite.
Memphis: I'll be gone in 3 days, im just here on Family business
Jonny B: Word on the street is Raymond Collitre hired you and your bruvva for a top order...dat order shoulda went to me..
Memphis: Thats not how it went down..
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I know you know how to work these things baby
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| 8148 |
If his premature demise has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish below the glossy veneer of criminal life, and inspired you to change your ways, then his death carries with it an inherent nobility. And a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You can say -Poor Toby- ,I say -Poor us-.
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| 8722 |
what are these Ferrari's regrigerated?
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| 8722 |
you know black people don't like cold weather. We're tropical people.
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| 8722 |
you know black people don't like cold weather. We're tropical people.
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| 9226 |
1. Are you ok? 2. Yeah, I think so. 1. Are you sure? Cause you just went through a wall.
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| 10113 |
If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life, and inspired you to change your ways then his injuries carry within an inherent nobility and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby, I say poor us
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| 10113 |
If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life, and inspired you to change your ways then his injuries carry within an inherent nobility and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby, I say poor us
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| deadpoetjs |
O my God sweetie you're so talented!
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| 10641 |
Boy, you need a role model!!! Anyone can pull a gun one somebody!
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| ShadowDragyn |
Hey man, I thought you were from Long Beach.
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One Raines is as good as another. It never raines, but it pours.
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| ShadowDragyn |
By the time you get out asshole, there won't even *be* cars! We'll all be driving around in little *ZOOM* spaceships! That's gonna suck.
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| 11793 |
Heeellloooo Laadies
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I am a baaaadddd man!
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CASTELBECK: Do you remember the 70's?
DRYCOFF: Too young, thank God!
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| 12519 |
CASTELBECK: You remember the 70's? DRYCOFF: Too young....thank God!
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| 12519 |
Are you alright? The reason I ask is you just went through a wall.
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| 12605 |
Yeah you see I got this new game. I sit on my hand until its completely numb and then I rub one off.
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Yo sphinx i don't look suspious do i man?
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I'm not here fo the money I'm herer fo the car, get ur big ass out
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| 13158 |
Donny, Eleanor’s Memphis's unicorn. Freb, What's a unicorn? Donny, Fable creature you know the horse with the horn impossible to capture it's the one car no matter how many times you try to boost something always happens. Freb, what’s he doing? Donny, He's talking to her man trying to get reacquainted they had a ruff history she almost got him killed a couple a times. Donny, Flipped one on the Harbor Freeway. Kip, he went off the long beach pier once.
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| 13220 |
i am a bad man - memphis raines
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I ain't here for the door I'm here for the car get your big ass out.
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I ain't here for the door I'm here for the car get your big ass out.
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| 13226 |
You should stick around, coz later on we're gonna make S'mores and sing kumbayah.
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| 13226 |
what kind of perve gets their jollies playin' with dog shit?
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| 272 |
You can do one of 3 things you can shoot me and then they shoot you and your brother dies anyway. Or you can lie you make the deal and take your kid brother and run so then I track you down kill you your brother and your mother for all the agravasion you caused me. Or you take the job you steel some cars and you make some money.
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| Kizzle |
1) Do I look like an ass hole to you? 2) Well, yeah.
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He ain't Bull Shit!
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| 10627 |
sphinx, if it's you press a buton.
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And dont you ever talk about my wife...I'm just saying, she *can* be mean
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| 16428 |
(1): Why are they shooting at us!! (2) Cause I blew up there cars!
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| 19481 |
Which do you think is more exciting: Stealing Cars, or having sex? (Mumbled in low voice) Stealing cars or having sex...hmmm...How about Having sex while stealing cars? Now that's a good answer, probably doesn't work on the ladies too often.
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Hello Ladies! I always was a sucker for a red-head!
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The ladies are dirty...I repeat...The ladies are dirty!
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the ladies are dirty, I repeat, the ladies are dirty!
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| 19662 |
I've got a midget pagin me, I've got to go.
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| 20170 |
Donny....lowrider
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| 20170 |
As long as were in here...your out there....AIIIIGHT!
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| 20170 |
When you get out of prison asshole there wont even be cars.
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hi girls
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| 23555 |
I always was a sucker for a redhead.
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....rodger i have a problem...i have been in la for 3 months now...i have money and i have taste..but im not on anybody's a list and saturday night is the loneliest night of the week for me...
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#1..Donny, where are you?..#2...Im at the Casino pickin up the Big Boss's lady!..#1..The ladies are dirty, I repeat, the ladies are dirty....walk away.
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Hello ladies. I always was a sucker for a redhead.
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You look like a black smurf.
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You know what it tells me about this city? Ther are too many self indulging weiners, with too much BLOODY money!!!
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I ain't here for the dough, I'm here for the car! Now getcha big ass out!
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| 27124 |
Hello Ladies!!!
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You aint gonna do what I think you're gonna do?! O, man! This aint the Dukes o' Hazzard!
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You need a role model!
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| 27700 |
I can't swim so you know what I do? I stay out of the water
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| 13284 |
1.You think I can only get pizzas, huh? Boosted it myself. 2. You stole a car that wasn't on the list, you stole a car that wasn't on the list! Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doin here?
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| 13284 |
1. where did you get this car? 2. In front of a restaurant in Chinatown! 3. Do you even know why someone would leave a car like that with it's keys in it? 4. Maybe because noone in that neighborhood would be stupid enough to try and rip this car off!
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| 13284 |
1. Wake up, man, check this out. Everytime I drive my Volvo in Beverly Hills, they tow the shit. 2. We don't have any Volvo's here! 1. There is a Volvo here, I know, they called and told me- 2. What I'm trying to tell you is that there are no Volvo's here! 1. Then get in the book or something and find my damn Volvo!
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| 13284 |
Aah! Snake! Get this thing off me! It's trying to kill me, man, get this damn thing off me! This snake is crawling up my ass, man, this snake is up my ass! He's gonna swallow my shit whole!
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| 13284 |
Raymond Calitri is going down for murder number one, boneheads! Who gives a shit about auto grand theft, really?
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I've found you have to work twice as hard when it's honest
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This is such a funny quote. I mean literally i am peeing in my pants.
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1.) back of dish BOOOYYY 2.) You ain't got nutten gramps 3.)GO GRAMPY!
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you got a 39 ford right there....and over there you got a 53 fiat denali, now these are beautiful cars, and over here you got an 83 cadillac eldorado? who in the hell pays to brighten up a cadillac eldorado?
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(1) Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to present...
(2) Wow...its Eleanor
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| 37887 |
Come on Eleanor. Don't do this to me.
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metals cold, ugly, woods warm, clean, provided by nature. seeing a piece of furniture take place is like watching a child grow.
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| 10929 |
Uh, Jim Rockford, Rockford Files.
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control. vision. determination. these are the three fundamental elements of the new generation racecar driver. speed is a bi-product. going fast. but remember; the car is you. you are the car.
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| 39286 |
Raymond Calitri :Time's up Atley. Bring me the kid and we'll settle this.
Atley Jackson : Which kid is that?
Raymond Calitri : Oh, The Cincinatti Kid, Billy the Kid. Which kid do you think I mean?
Atley Jackson : I think you mean Kip Raines.
Raymond Calitri : That's the kid.
Atley Jackson : You know what? That little son of a bitch evaded me.
Raymond Calitri : Find him, Atley.
Atley Jackson : What if I can't?
Raymond Calitri : Then big brother takes the fall for the slipup. One Raines is as good as another. It never rains but it pours.
Atley Jackson : Dammit! Well, I guess you can thank your big brother. He just took your place under the guillotine.
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| 39286 |
Donny : Don't look at them, look at the road! Pull over. Pull her the hell over!
driver 1: Asshole!
driver 2: Learn how to drive!
Donny :Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Shit, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool!
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| 39286 |
Memphis : You're still looking amazing.
Sway : Well, you look like a bible salesman.
Memphis : You're healed.
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| 39286 |
Donny : Hello, and welcome to TV Car Trivia! First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?
Otto Halliwell : Uh, Jim Rockford, Rockford Files.
Sway: Gimme Columbo.
Kip : A Peugeot convertible.
Donny : What color?
Kip : Gray.
Mirror Man : How do you know that?
Kip : 'Cause I love that show.
Mirror Man : Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!
Freb : What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?
Tumbler : ROBIN-1
Kip : Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him?
Memphis : Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins.
Otto Halliwell : Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta.
Sway: Drove a Corvette in The Magician, a Ford pickup truck in The Incredible Hulk, and in The Courtship of Eddie's Father, he walked.
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I still got your face, painted on my heart
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| 41964 |
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| 41964 |
1:So what do you think's more fun...havin sex...or boostin cars?
2:How about havin sex while boostin cars?
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which is better having sex or stealing cars
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| 43354 |
Are you ok?
Yeah..
You sure? Because you just went through a wall..
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| 10929 |
--what's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?
--ROBIN-1.
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Snake! There's a snake crawling up my shithole!
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| 46489 |
I am a bad man.
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how about having sex while boosting cars
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Bring Sally Up!!
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| slowjay |
How bout that drink?
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| marvin mcgoo |
When it rains it pours.
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| skitles |
Hey man, I thought you were from Long Beach
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