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Gone in 60 Seconds - 2000 Movie Quotes


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4305 person 1) Which is better, having sex or steaing cars? person 2) Having sex, WHILE boosting cars (full quote)
4305 Look at this! (makes Barbie dance) She's a brick house! (full quote)
  Damn it's cold up here. They keep these Ferraris refrigerated you know black people don't like cold weather. We're tropical people. Man when this shit is over I'm gonna smoke a joint watch two hours of roots and Kick your Ass! (full quote)
3378 If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish blow the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say, poor Toby. I say, poor us. (full quote)
3378 1) I gotta get my tool. 2) That's not a tool. That's a damn brick! (full quote)
3378 We gonna use a brick, man, we might as well call prison and make reservations. (full quote)
3378 1) Am I an asshole? Do I look like an asshole? 2) Yeah. (full quote)
3378 1) Look, you know, I got everything under control. 2) Kitchen's on fire. (full quote)
3378 By the time you get out, asshole, there won't even be cars. We'll all be cruising around in your little, vroom, spaceships. That's gonna suck. (full quote)
3378 You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive honey. Shit, I can't swim. I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass outta the pool. (full quote)
3378 1) I'm sorry miss, you've missed five questions. That's a failing. 2) No! No! Why? You're supposed to go faster when someone tailgates you. (full quote)
3378 That's funny. My name's Roger. Two Rogers don't make a right. (full quote)
3378 1) why are people shooting at us? 2) Cause I blew up their car! (full quote)
3378 Look like a little ghetto smurf. (full quote)
3378 Can a good-lookin', hard-workin' chef get a beer around here? (full quote)
  Did Eleanor tell you that? (full quote)
4358 Unicorn... (full quote)
4358 Bernadine just took me for a ride... (full quote)
4358 No, you got that the wrong way 'round, if I kill you, your life will be over... (full quote)
4358 He spoke! (full quote)
4358 Hey man, I thought you were from Long Beach!? (full quote)
4358 You bought me a car! I'm blown away... (full quote)
5267 To drive is to feel; to race is to live. (full quote)
5267 How old school do you feel now, boss? (full quote)
5267 I'm afraid we're the school they tore down so they could build the old school. (full quote)
5267 That dude is too cool for school. (full quote)
619 Snake gonna have to slither his ass all the way to the busstop in the mornin'! (full quote)
5440 1. I gotta get my tool.... 2. Kip thats not a tool, thats a damn brick! (full quote)
4358 ...while you look like a bible sales man... (full quote)
  your the one talkin about bein normal, and you were the one always goin after the easy money. (Memphis)- I didn't do it for the money, i did it for the cars. Canary yellow, Marlboro red, begging to be plucked. (full quote)
5523 hey baby i can't swim so i know to keep my little black ass out of the pool (full quote)
619 I am a baaaaaad man. (full quote)
6019 50 ladies 24 hours (full quote)
6126 Freb here can order pizzas like nobody's business. (full quote)
1980 1. (threating) DO I look like an asshole? Do I??? 2. (calm) Yes (full quote)
5749 This is the one, yes... yes, yes. I saw three of these parked outside the local Starbuck this morning, which tells me only one thing. There's too many self indulgent Wieners in this city with too much bloody money! (full quote)
3590 Low rider Donny...Donny, low rider (full quote)
3590 It's not doughnut jelly, so don't eat it (full quote)
3378 You lazy half-ass bully! Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealin a car! Boy, I-You need a role model! (full quote)
6355 Oh my god sweetie your so talented.. I I I love you (full quote)
  If you sit on your hand for about a half hour and try to rub one out...doesnt even feel like your doin it... (full quote)
  120..140..160... He's gone!!! (full quote)
  Freb: Boosted it myself. Memphis: You stole a car that wasn't on the list. Memphis: Why don't you just go to the Police Station in a big clown suit and tell them all what we're doing here. (full quote)
  Memphis: I'm a little tired and a little wired and I think I deserve a little appreciation cause' i just stole 50 cars for you in one night. (full quote)
  Who gets there jollies from playing with dog shit? (full quote)
  Jonny B: Raines....Memphis Raines huh?! Memphis:Do I know you? Jonny B: Well you should know me considering all the business you been screwing of me in the past baby. Memphis: Jonny B.. Jonny B: Dats Me Memphis: What can i do for you Jonny B: Well i'll tell you what you do for me...get outta Long Beach....tonite. Memphis: I'll be gone in 3 days, im just here on Family business Jonny B: Word on the street is Raymond Collitre hired you and your bruvva for a top order...dat order shoulda went to me.. Memphis: Thats not how it went down.. (full quote)
  I know you know how to work these things baby (full quote)
  Girls Got Skill (full quote)
  I'm gonna smoke you!! (full quote)
  One Raines is as good as another. It never raines, but it pours. (full quote)
  I am a baaaadddd man! (full quote)
  CASTELBECK: Do you remember the 70's? DRYCOFF: Too young, thank God! (full quote)
3378 1) Are you all right? 2) I think so. 1) Are you sure? Cause you just went through a wall. (full quote)
3378 1) I just stole 50 cars for you in one night! All right? I'm a little tired. I'm a little wired! And I think I deserve a little appreciation. 2) I said 50 cars. not 49 1/2 (full quote)
3378 1) Roger, I have a problem. 2) Yes? 1) I've been in LA for 3 months now. I have money. I have taste. But I'm not on anyone's 'A' list, and Saturday night is the lonliest night of the week for me. (full quote)
3378 1) now, if I was driving a 1967 275 GTB four-cam... 2) You would not be a self-indulgent weiner sir. You'd be a connoisseur. 1) Precisely. Champaign would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part. (full quote)
3378 You made a mistake pickin' a kid to do your dirty work. Made an even bigger mistake pickin' my kid brother. And now you made the biggest mistake tryin' to kill me. (full quote)
4943 You look like a ghetto smurf. (full quote)
4943 Anyone can pull a gun on someone. It takes skill to steal a car.. you need a role model! (full quote)
4943 1. Do I look like an asshole? 2. Yes. (full quote)
4943 1. it's his unicorn. 2. what's a unicorn? 3. You know, mythical beast.. the car that can't be stolen. (full quote)
4943 1. what's better stealing cars, or having sex? 2. Stealing cars or having sex? How about having sex while stealing cars? (full quote)
5544 1# auto man i think your dog ate the keys 2# really? he usually goes for number-plates. (full quote)
5561 1)What were you gonna do with this. *takes pipe away* 2)I was gonna bonk him. 1)BONK! For the next 24 hours all of your decision making rights have been suspended! (full quote)
5561 1)Hey don't do that. I told you I was running the show. If you ever pull that shit again. 2)*pulls out switch blade* 1)Damn man. Ain't gotta take it so damn personal. (full quote)
6392 Kip-that ain't a tool, that's a damn brick! (full quote)
6392 We might as well call the prison and make reservations! (full quote)
6392 Well well well...what do you pay your pit crews with? Oreos and gummi bears? (full quote)
6392 He's bad. He's real bad. It's the whole devil went down to Long Beach thing. (full quote)
6392 1. Because I'm the asshole who said I could deliver. Am I an asshole? Do I look like an asshole? 2. Yeah. (full quote)
6392 Take those glasses off, Randall, do me a favor. (full quote)
6392 1. Who's Eleanor? 2. A damn car. And don't you ever talk about my wife. (full quote)
6392 Shit, I can't swim. I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool! (full quote)
6392 How's a guy who can't speak going to take a call? (full quote)
6392 You spread it out, play shadow games and shit. (full quote)
6392 1. Well wait--what can Gilligan here do? 2. Gilligan is actually Freb. And he can order pizza like nobody's business. 3. Hey! Well...you gotta eat, right? (full quote)
6392 1. $100.00?! 2. $5.00 a car, 20 cars, would you like a calculator? (full quote)
6392 Damn it's cold up here! They keep these Mercedes refridgerated? (full quote)
6392 There's a minivan approaching, but it seems a little late for soccer practice. (full quote)
6392 Eleanor is Memphis' unicorn. (full quote)
6392 1. Why are people shooting at us?! 2. Because I blew up their cars! (full quote)
6392 Look! Cop car! Uh-huh! 'Long as I'm in here, you're just gonna sit out there, aren't ya? Aight! (full quote)
6392 I'm gonna smoke you! (full quote)
6392 It's like a reunion. You should stick around because pretty soon we're going to make s'mores and sing Kumbaya. (full quote)
6392 Here's your new fingerprint. Elvis is back! (full quote)
6392 Man, who gets their johnnies of of playing with dog shit? That's disgusting, man. (full quote)
6392 He's tuckin' in Vanessa and Bernadine just took me for a ride. (full quote)
6392 Lost in suburbia hell, where are we? (full quote)
6392 1. Man this guy can drive! 2. What, what?! 1. It's probably mostly the car. (full quote)
6392 Hello, ladies. (full quote)
6392 To hell with homicide. (full quote)
6392 A brother's love is...a brother's love. (full quote)
6392 If that's pain, then you can shoot me any time. (full quote)
6392 1. He spoke! 2. Yeah... (full quote)
6393 Hello ladies. I always was a sucker for red heads. (full quote)
6722 This is one of 3 new Mercedes of which they say are UNSTEALABLE (full quote)
6755 Hey man, I thought you were from Long Beach? (full quote)
6755 You say poor Toby, I say poor us. (full quote)
6947 Phenoix: Can we just improvise a bit? Sway: Wanna get a little crazy? There's a cutlass 442 out back we can strip down and shine the hood. What do you say? Phenoix: I don't think so (full quote)
6947 Sway: Hello ladies. Always was a sucker for a redhead. (full quote)
6947 Man if thats pain you can shoot me anytime. Sexy, sexy (full quote)
6947 You sound busy, Moaning, you sound very very busy. (full quote)
6947 A litle something I learned at a car theives retirement home. (full quote)
7381 Man that guy can drive...what,what....it's probably mostly the car (full quote)
7381 Man that guy can drive...What What...it's probably mostly the car (full quote)
7615 Don't you ever feel bad about any of this stuff? No I'm robinhood I steal from the rich and give to the needy. don't you mean the poor? NO like I said the needy his brother...we need this car! (full quote)
7643 Aight billy Bad Ass, you got us in here now how in the hell are you gonna get us out?! (full quote)
7643 -I'm like Robin Hood, i steal from the rich and give to the needy. -You mean poor man. - No, I mean needy, cuz brother we need this car. (full quote)
8148 If his premature demise has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish below the glossy veneer of criminal life, and inspired you to change your ways, then his death carries with it an inherent nobility. And a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You can say -Poor Toby- ,I say -Poor us-. (full quote)
8722 what are these Ferrari's regrigerated? (full quote)
8722 you know black people don't like cold weather. We're tropical people. (full quote)
8722 you know black people don't like cold weather. We're tropical people. (full quote)
9226 1. Are you ok? 2. Yeah, I think so. 1. Are you sure? Cause you just went through a wall. (full quote)
10113 If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life, and inspired you to change your ways then his injuries carry within an inherent nobility and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby, I say poor us (full quote)
10113 If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life, and inspired you to change your ways then his injuries carry within an inherent nobility and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby, I say poor us (full quote)
deadpoetjs O my God sweetie you're so talented! (full quote)
10641 Boy, you need a role model!!! Anyone can pull a gun one somebody! (full quote)
ShadowDragyn Hey man, I thought you were from Long Beach. (full quote)
ShadowDragyn By the time you get out asshole, there won't even *be* cars! We'll all be driving around in little *ZOOM* spaceships! That's gonna suck. (full quote)
11793 Heeellloooo Laadies (full quote)
  Yo sphinx i don't look suspious do i man? (full quote)
  I'm not here fo the money I'm herer fo the car, get ur big ass out (full quote)
  I ain't here for the door I'm here for the car get your big ass out. (full quote)
  I ain't here for the door I'm here for the car get your big ass out. (full quote)
  He ain't Bull Shit! (full quote)
  And dont you ever talk about my wife...I'm just saying, she *can* be mean (full quote)
  Hello Ladies! I always was a sucker for a red-head! (full quote)
  The ladies are dirty...I repeat...The ladies are dirty! (full quote)
  the ladies are dirty, I repeat, the ladies are dirty! (full quote)
  ....rodger i have a problem...i have been in la for 3 months now...i have money and i have taste..but im not on anybody's a list and saturday night is the loneliest night of the week for me... (full quote)
  #1..Donny, where are you?..#2...Im at the Casino pickin up the Big Boss's lady!..#1..The ladies are dirty, I repeat, the ladies are dirty....walk away. (full quote)
  Hello ladies. I always was a sucker for a redhead. (full quote)
  You look like a black smurf. (full quote)
  You know what it tells me about this city? Ther are too many self indulging weiners, with too much BLOODY money!!! (full quote)
  I ain't here for the dough, I'm here for the car! Now getcha big ass out! (full quote)
  hi girls (full quote)
  You aint gonna do what I think you're gonna do?! O, man! This aint the Dukes o' Hazzard! (full quote)
  You need a role model! (full quote)
  I've found you have to work twice as hard when it's honest (full quote)
  This is such a funny quote. I mean literally i am peeing in my pants. (full quote)
  1.) back of dish BOOOYYY 2.) You ain't got nutten gramps 3.)GO GRAMPY! (full quote)
  you got a 39 ford right there....and over there you got a 53 fiat denali, now these are beautiful cars, and over here you got an 83 cadillac eldorado? who in the hell pays to brighten up a cadillac eldorado? (full quote)
  (1) Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to present... (2) Wow...its Eleanor (full quote)
  control. vision. determination. these are the three fundamental elements of the new generation racecar driver. speed is a bi-product. going fast. but remember; the car is you. you are the car. (full quote)
  metals cold, ugly, woods warm, clean, provided by nature. seeing a piece of furniture take place is like watching a child grow. (full quote)
  I still got your face, painted on my heart (full quote)
  which is better having sex or stealing cars (full quote)
  Snake! There's a snake crawling up my shithole! (full quote)
  how about having sex while boosting cars (full quote)
  Bring Sally Up!! (full quote)
272 You can do one of 3 things you can shoot me and then they shoot you and your brother dies anyway. Or you can lie you make the deal and take your kid brother and run so then I track you down kill you your brother and your mother for all the agravasion you caused me. Or you take the job you steel some cars and you make some money. (full quote)
10627 sphinx, if it's you press a buton. (full quote)
10929 --what's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate? --ROBIN-1. (full quote)
10929 Uh, Jim Rockford, Rockford Files. (full quote)
12519 CASTELBECK: You remember the 70's? DRYCOFF: Too young....thank God! (full quote)
12519 Are you alright? The reason I ask is you just went through a wall. (full quote)
12605 Yeah you see I got this new game. I sit on my hand until its completely numb and then I rub one off. (full quote)
13158 Donny, Eleanor’s Memphis's unicorn. Freb, What's a unicorn? Donny, Fable creature you know the horse with the horn impossible to capture it's the one car no matter how many times you try to boost something always happens. Freb, what’s he doing? Donny, He's talking to her man trying to get reacquainted they had a ruff history she almost got him killed a couple a times. Donny, Flipped one on the Harbor Freeway. Kip, he went off the long beach pier once. (full quote)
13220 i am a bad man - memphis raines (full quote)
13226 You should stick around, coz later on we're gonna make S'mores and sing kumbayah. (full quote)
13226 what kind of perve gets their jollies playin' with dog shit? (full quote)
13284 1.You think I can only get pizzas, huh? Boosted it myself. 2. You stole a car that wasn't on the list, you stole a car that wasn't on the list! Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doin here? (full quote)
13284 1. where did you get this car? 2. In front of a restaurant in Chinatown! 3. Do you even know why someone would leave a car like that with it's keys in it? 4. Maybe because noone in that neighborhood would be stupid enough to try and rip this car off! (full quote)
13284 1. Wake up, man, check this out. Everytime I drive my Volvo in Beverly Hills, they tow the shit. 2. We don't have any Volvo's here! 1. There is a Volvo here, I know, they called and told me- 2. What I'm trying to tell you is that there are no Volvo's here! 1. Then get in the book or something and find my damn Volvo! (full quote)
13284 Aah! Snake! Get this thing off me! It's trying to kill me, man, get this damn thing off me! This snake is crawling up my ass, man, this snake is up my ass! He's gonna swallow my shit whole! (full quote)
13284 Raymond Calitri is going down for murder number one, boneheads! Who gives a shit about auto grand theft, really? (full quote)
Kizzle 1) Do I look like an ass hole to you? 2) Well, yeah. (full quote)
16428 (1): Why are they shooting at us!! (2) Cause I blew up there cars! (full quote)
19481 Which do you think is more exciting: Stealing Cars, or having sex? (Mumbled in low voice) Stealing cars or having sex...hmmm...How about Having sex while stealing cars? Now that's a good answer, probably doesn't work on the ladies too often. (full quote)
19662 I've got a midget pagin me, I've got to go. (full quote)
20170 Donny....lowrider (full quote)
20170 As long as were in here...your out there....AIIIIGHT! (full quote)
20170 When you get out of prison asshole there wont even be cars. (full quote)
23555 I always was a sucker for a redhead. (full quote)
27124 Hello Ladies!!! (full quote)
27700 I can't swim so you know what I do? I stay out of the water (full quote)
37887 Come on Eleanor. Don't do this to me. (full quote)
39286 Raymond Calitri :Time's up Atley. Bring me the kid and we'll settle this. Atley Jackson : Which kid is that? Raymond Calitri : Oh, The Cincinatti Kid, Billy the Kid. Which kid do you think I mean? Atley Jackson : I think you mean Kip Raines. Raymond Calitri : That's the kid. Atley Jackson : You know what? That little son of a bitch evaded me. Raymond Calitri : Find him, Atley. Atley Jackson : What if I can't? Raymond Calitri : Then big brother takes the fall for the slipup. One Raines is as good as another. It never rains but it pours. Atley Jackson : Dammit! Well, I guess you can thank your big brother. He just took your place under the guillotine. (full quote)
39286 Donny : Don't look at them, look at the road! Pull over. Pull her the hell over! driver 1: Asshole! driver 2: Learn how to drive! Donny :Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Shit, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool! (full quote)
39286 Memphis : You're still looking amazing. Sway : Well, you look like a bible salesman. Memphis : You're healed. (full quote)
39286 Donny : Hello, and welcome to TV Car Trivia! First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto? Otto Halliwell : Uh, Jim Rockford, Rockford Files. Sway: Gimme Columbo. Kip : A Peugeot convertible. Donny : What color? Kip : Gray. Mirror Man : How do you know that? Kip : 'Cause I love that show. Mirror Man : Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life! Freb : What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate? Tumbler : ROBIN-1 Kip : Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him? Memphis : Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins. Otto Halliwell : Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta. Sway: Drove a Corvette in The Magician, a Ford pickup truck in The Incredible Hulk, and in The Courtship of Eddie's Father, he walked. (full quote)
41964 l (full quote)
41964 1:So what do you think's more fun...havin sex...or boostin cars? 2:How about havin sex while boostin cars? (full quote)
43354 Are you ok? Yeah.. You sure? Because you just went through a wall.. (full quote)
46489 I am a bad man. (full quote)
marvin mcgoo When it rains it pours. (full quote)
slowjay How bout that drink? (full quote)
skitles Hey man, I thought you were from Long Beach (full quote)
easyreader10561 im a little tired a little wired (full quote)