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Love Stinks - 1999 Movie Quotes

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  Just keep dropping hints, shower him with gifts, and screw his brains out! (full quote)
FletchFFletch You are the FUCKING DEVIL! THE DEVIL! (full quote)
FletchFFletch We're going to go over strategy. Now, remember, Chelsea, it took me three breakups, seven ultimatums, and God knows how many not-so-thinly veiled threats before Larry coughed up this ring. (full quote)
FletchFFletch 1: All I ever wanted to do was spend my life loving you, you disgusting sack of shit! 2: If that's all you wanted, then why did you hire the sleaziest lawyer in town, you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt, in-denial, self-esteem-deficient bitch on wheels? 1: I am NOT in denial. (full quote)
FletchFFletch 1: I really like this guy. I think that Seth could be the one. 2: Are you serious? Does he feel the same way? 1: Please, he's a man. He has no idea how he's feeling. (full quote)
  1: All I wanted to do was spend the rest of my life loving you, you lying sack of shit. 2: Then why did you hire the sleeziest lawyer in town you pathalogically diluted morally bankrupt in denial bitch on wheels 1: I am NOT in denial (full quote)
11442 1) Is it safe to come in? 2) Yes, I'm so sorry. Ya know what? I saw that girl and next thing ya know I'm Glenn Close lookin' for a rabbit to boil! (full quote)
  Just to break up with my girlfriend? Can't I just kill her and get off? This is LA! (full quote)
12674 I am so sorry. You know I had beans and broccoli for dinner and I washed em' down with some crabcakes. (full quote)
12674 back TO HELL DEMON! back TO HELL! (full quote)
16680 1)III.... I... III don't think so! 2) What? 3) And why not son that was a beautiful ceromony. 1) Elvis it was lovely but the fact is that when we broke up she hired the sleaziest lawyer in town and sued me for palimony. But today Chelsey dismissed her lawsuit and moved out of my home giving her no legal right to live there. Your stuff is the in the store it all unit 48! 4)Did you know anything about this? 5)I swear I didn't know a thing! 1) NO BODY KNEW! Except for my dentist and his assistant who bought my home and will be selling it back to me tomorrow. AND my jeweler who said that that piece of glass on her hand was worth 75 grand! But we're in Vegas.. so Let's Party! (full quote)
16680 1)My hair's falling out. 2) Man that's so weird. But they say stress will do that to you. 1) Holy shit it's really falling out. Oh my God! Oh Jesus! AHHH!! What did you do!? 2) I didn't do anything! You must have grabed my hair remover instead of your conditioner! 1) No! You put some in there to fuck with me! 2) I didn't do it! I swear. 1) Man you're the FUCKING DEVIL! THE DEVIL! (full quote)
  oh look who it is, its the anti-christ (full quote)
  I'm not just a little gay, I'm full on Liberachee gay. I like Show Tunes!!!! (full quote)
  Seth: omigod.. my hair is falling out Chelsea: stress will do that to ya Seth: no, I mean its really falling out Chelsea: you must have used my hair remover instead of your conditioner. Seth: NO! you put some in there to FUck with me! Chelsea: no i didnt Seth: ohh.. your the devil! the FUCKING DEVIL! (full quote)
  Did Gracie forget to tell you?...She LOVES to bungy jump! (full quote)
  Its estimated that about 10 million people take a dump in THAT WATER EVERYDAY! (full quote)
  Gracie sleeps with the fishes under the pier (full quote)
12674 I will sue your ass...for damages...for damaging my ass! (full quote)
  Dad became an alchoholic, mom became a lesbian, and then dad became a transvestite to GET back at mom. (full quote)
  Hi this is Seth,, leave me a message and I'll call you back. And if you're here to talk to Chelsea you should REALLY ask yourself why! (full quote)
  Hey, Mister Clean called. He wants his look back! (full quote)
  I'm just sayin', Gracie might get ambushed by in the front...du-du-du-du-du-du-du, one from behind...da-da-da-da-da-da-da.... (full quote)
42722 1: Can't I just kill her and get off, this is LA. 2: You're not to touch her or her belongings. 1: I can't assure you the safety of her cat. 2: I'm gonna pretend like I didn't hear that. 1: Gracie watch out lawn darts. (full quote)
  1. You must have used my hair remover instead of your conditioner. 2. You put some in there to fuck with me! (full quote)
  She shot me in the Ass! (full quote)
  Here's $10,000 worth of fish food! (full quote)