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1) Master, I have to peepee 2) Ah, you have to pee? Go outside! 1) But sire, the wolves will eat me! 2) Then take a torch
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My name is Andre de la Petite, I have big balls and I breathe fire out of my ass 2) that must hurt
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1) I will hang you by your feet, servant!
2) No, no master! Not the feet! I prefer the thumbs.
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Night! Day! Night! Day!
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It was the wine! If he prefered white, he should have said so!
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(repeated line) STUPID PEASANT!!!
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your French relatives are bathing in the toilet.
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Damn English wizards. Can't do anything right.
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I am eating this very good meat and vegetables in a very fine sauce . . . I will shit easy tomorrow.
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[1] He must run after us. [2] Oh no, let him get in the car [3] I have very good shoes [4] -laughs- Can you go 60?
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