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Whole Nine Yards, The - 2000 Movie Quotes


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3378 1) I would hate to kill you. I'd hate it more than mayonnaise, and you know how much I hate mayonnaise. 2) Yes I do. (full quote)
agwendolyn Oh, and don't forget the corpses. (full quote)
3378 So, do you like living in CAnada? No, I live here with my wife. (full quote)
3378 Statistics don't lie. (full quote)
3378 1) She's not a good person. 2) You've killed 18 people and you don't think my wife's a good person? 1) It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. (full quote)
4664 Someone- SCREW THAT- something, doesn't deserve to be breathing.....the air. (full quote)
  You know, I can't think of nothin' finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun. (full quote)
  wermin. (full quote)
5817 I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun (full quote)
3378 1) Jimmy, why did you have to move in next door to me? 2) Oz, have you seen the soil? I've only been here two days and I've already got these little toma- 2) OH MY GOD! (full quote)
6752 They didn't put mayonaisse on it did they? OZ: Yeah. JIMMY: I hate when they do that. Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that goes on a hamburger is ketchup! Well... maybe that special sauce that you Canadians here love so much, which think has mayonaisse in it anyway. But when they start slappin' that mayonaisse on, I could just kill someone. OZ: Well I didn't mean to upset you. JIMMY: Who's upset? I'm just having a conversation here. (full quote)
3605 It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. what matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive. (full quote)
3605 You know, I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun. (full quote)
3605 Everybody dies...sooner or later. (full quote)
3605 1) I haven't made love in five years. 2) Neither have I. I've been married. (full quote)
6771 1. Don't blong. 2. what?! 1. DON'T BE LONG! (full quote)
clarkins There's nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun. Now you just all kinds of fine ain't ya. (full quote)
clarkins #1 Are you married? #2 Yes #1 Does you wife have any.....#2 Feminine products? #1 Yes. (full quote)
FletchFFletch The meat's fine, the lettuce is fine, but if you bring me another hamburger with mayonnaise on it, I'll cut off your legs, set fire to your house and then watch you try to crawl out of your burning house with bloody stumps. (full quote)
3378 He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer. (full quote)
  You were right Jimmy, this is one exceedingly sweet man. (full quote)
3378 You were right Jimmy, this is one exceedingly sweet man. (full quote)
3378 By the way, how's your urination? (full quote)
3378 1) Have you vomited recently? 2)Yeah, a minute ago. I was just gonna brush my teeth. 1) I'll wait. (full quote)
3378 Roomservice. Before I vomited I ordered scotch. (full quote)
3378 1) aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaahh!! 2)It's your beeper. 1) I know! (full quote)
3378 1) You stud you. 2) Gonna be a dead stud. (full quote)
  If you put any majones on, i will come over to your house, chop your legs of, set your house one fire and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out of there, ok? (full quote)
11689 Do you mind if I say something? Leave the bitch. (full quote)
11689 #1 I had a hamburger for lunch. #2 They put mayonaisse on it? #1 Yes #2 Can you tell me why they do that? Every red blooded American knows that the only condiment you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger IS ketchup or maybe some of that special sauce you like so much here in Canada, which I think has a little bit of mayonaisse in it to. But I swear to god when they start slapping some mayonaisse on there I could kill somebody. (full quote)
11689 #1 Are you going alone? #2 Yes #1 Good. Can you do me a HUGE favour while your there? Go out and get LAID!! #2 Jill. #1 And call me the second you get back. Better yet call me right after, call me during. I want all the details. (full quote)
11689 #1 Did you vomit recently. #2 I was just about to brush my teeth. (full quote)
11689 #1 Don't tell me, lets go to Yanni. #2 Do you mind if I go and piss a little blood first? #1 Please, by all means. (full quote)
11689 I've managed to upset a mass murderer. (full quote)
11689 Actually Mr Tudeski, I'm still a virgin. I havne't killed anybody yet. You know proffessionally. (full quote)
12153 OZ: I don't generally go around risking my life for people who just like me. (full quote)
12153 OZ: I just want you to know that everything I did, I did for love. Jimmy: Yeah, whatever. (full quote)
12153 JIMMY: I take it you're not Canadian. OZ: only by marriage. (full quote)
12153 Janni Gogolack: You know I have this same car? Oz: Really? Janni Gogolack: No. (full quote)
17692 1)your wife is not a good person 2)your expecting an argument? (full quote)
  The meat's fine, the lettuce is fine, but if you bring me another hamburger with mayonnaise on it, I'll cut off your legs, set fire to your house and then watch you try to crawl out of your burning house with bloody stumps (full quote)
  Walmap (full quote)
  I remember when I first started out, I hadn't really done that much, you know I had done a couple things, saw some money, was having some fun, I was doing something that I liked. (full quote)
  Oz: Listen, Jimmy, I may hate my life, but I certainly don't wanna die! Jimmy (menacing voice): You'd better get used to it, because you're going to... (normal voice) sooner or later! Tulip? Oz: No! (full quote)
  Jimmy: The great and powerful Oz! (full quote)
  oz's wife gives him a huge kiss then : OZ: excuse me? are there vomit bags on the flight (full quote)
  I'm...I'm gonna...I'm gonna go! (full quote)
  I'll tell you what, I'm gonna keep the soda and the fries, but I'm gonna send back this burger... You put mayonnaise on it I'm gonna come over to your house, chop your legs off, set your house on fire and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out of your house. (full quote)
8563 By the way, I'd be happy to do your wife for you. (full quote)
8563 Her mother - what's a nice way of...well, uh...it's - well, she's the antichrist. (full quote)
8563 Do you mind if I say something? Leave the bitch! (full quote)
8563 My brother, belive me, you don't want to dance with me all night. (full quote)
10929 I don't worry about a thing. (full quote)
10929 I miss you on Sundays. (full quote)
10929 Everybody dies. Sooner or later. (full quote)
10929 You like living in Canada? (full quote)
17692 1) She's just charming isn't she? 2)Well she can't help it...........her mother.......well......what's a nice way of putting this?.........she's........she's the anti-crist. (full quote)
17692 I'm gonna send this buger back. But if you put any mayonaise on it I'll come over to your house, chop your legs off, set fire to your house and watch you drag your stumps out of it. (full quote)
17692 1)I'd really hate to kill you. I hate it......I hate.......I hate it more than mayonaise. And you know how much I hate mayonaise. 2)Yes I do. (full quote)
17692 1)Dammit JIMMY! Why the hell did you have to go and move next door to me? 2) Oz, do you know what kind of soil I have in this backyard? I've been here two days and I've alredy got little.... 1) OH MY GOD! (full quote)
21211 I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries...but I'm gonna send the burger back. If you put any mayonnaise on it, I'll come over to your house, chop your legs off, set your house on fire, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out of your house..okay, Pierre? (full quote)
29008 He's upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer. (full quote)
29008 The great and powerful OZ. (full quote)
29134 Sit down in your favorite chair, have a martini. (full quote)
29134 Oz, c'mon relax. Just come on over here, sit down in your favorite chair, have another martini... (full quote)
29134 I didn't really like Stanely after that. (full quote)
29134 1: You're the reason I'm trying to get into the business. 2: What business would that be? 1: Contract killing. (full quote)
29134 I remember when I first started out, I hadn't really done that much, you know I had done a couple things, saw some money, was having some fun, I was doing something that I liked. (full quote)
33831 *phone rings* Ansfer dat! (full quote)
33831 1) Whats the matter, didn't have the guts to collect the contract yourself....or is the problem a little lower *steps closer* Did you vomit recently? 2) Yes, I was just about to brush my teeth 1) I'll wait (full quote)
36713 *Jimmy's phone rings and Oz spills his martini all over himself.* OZ: phone, scared me. *phone rings again and Oz jumps again.* There it is again! (full quote)
36713 (Oz is leaving for Chicago and his wife starts kissing him passionately.) SOPHIE: Goodbye, my darling. And hurry home. OZ (to the airport security): Do they have vomit bags on the flight? (full quote)
36713 YANNI: Sveet dreams, Yimmy. (full quote)
36713 JIMMY: I'm from Jersey. OZ: New Jersey? JIMMY: Yeah, new Jersey. (full quote)
36713 JIMMY (talking to Oz on the phone): What are you talking about, you love her? You just met her! (to Frankie and Jill) He says he's in love with Cynthia. FRANKIE: No shit. JILL: So she's the one. JIMMY: The one what? JILL: The one he shtupped in Chicago. JIMMY: The one he-- (into phone) My wife? You shtupped my wife, Oz? OZ: Well, I wouldn't exactly put it quite like that, I mean... JIMMY: No no no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and you engaged in (yelling) SEXUAL CONGRESS WITH MY WIFE? Is that it? (full quote)
abyndfy32 Not Chicago-Chicago! (full quote)