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| 3754 |
We thought you was a toad!
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I am a Dapper Dan man
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| 4957 |
Damn! We're in a tight spot!
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| 5218 |
Well it didn't look like a one horse town, but try and find a decent hair jelly.
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| 5218 |
WELL! This place a regular geographical oddity, ain't it?-- two damn weeks from everywhere.
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| 5654 |
oh george! not the live stock!
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| 5983 |
I've gone and r-u-n-d-o-f-t!
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| 6211 |
Come on in, boys, the water's fine!
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That ain't your daddy, your daddy got runned over by a train.
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| 6100 |
Do not seek the treasure!
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1. I always wondered what's the devil look like? 2. Well (name) there are all sorts of lesser imps and demons, but the great satan hisself is red and scalely with a bifurcated tail and carries a hayfork. 3. Naw, sir. He's white. White as you folk. With empty eyes and a big hollow voice and he travels with a mean ole hound. Yes sir.
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| 3923 |
1. Pick up that hammer there boy! 2. Yes Boss
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| 3923 |
Say any of you boys smitties?
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| 3923 |
You got a name grandpa?
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| 3923 |
Well I'll be a sonofabitch Delmar done got saved.
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| 3923 |
You folks going past Tishamingo?
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R.U.N.N.O.F.T.
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We're mass communicatin'.
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Hey Tommy, what you ridin'? Roll top desk.
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I'm not here to sing in no can you dumb cracker!
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| 8197 |
I'm not here to sing in no can you dumb cracker!
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I ain't here to sing into no can you dumb crackER!
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He's Bonafide! He's a suitor!!
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It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.
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| 8486 |
Personal rancor reflecting that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lillies of the goddamn field, or heck look at Delmar as your paradigm of hope.
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| 8486 |
We'd sound like a buncha Johnny Comelatelys braggin' on our own midget. Don't matter how stumpy.
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| 8798 |
Woman is the most terrible instrument of torture to ever bedevil the days of man!
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| 8979 |
Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before strained circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?
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And anyways, I like my hair treatment, the pleasing odor's half the point.
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| 9749 |
Would you like some gopher Everet?
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Come on in boys, the waqter is fine.
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| 10463 |
Well, I'll be a son of a bitch... Delmar's been saved.
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1)Gopher, Everet? 2)No thanks, Delbert. Half a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' it back down.
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They got this depression on, I got to do for me n mine.
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Dammit, I wasn't hit by no train!
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| 10549 |
is you or is you ain't my constituance?
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| 10549 |
there's only one thing i hate more than cops. and that's cows. (shoots the cows)
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| 10832 |
we're in a tight spot
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dammit, she counted to three
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We're in a tight spot!
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I have said my piece and counted to three.
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Evrett: Let's put it to a vote.
Pete: I think I should be in charge.
Evrett: And I think I should be in charge. Well Delmar, it's up to you.
Delmar: I'm with you fellas
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| 8251 |
1) I'm bonafied! I got it all figured out! 2)Everett, my beard itches.
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| 8251 |
1) I've been forgiven of all my sins. Even the one about that Piggly-Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo. 2)I thought you as innocent of those charges. 1)Well...I lied. But the preacher says that sin's gone, too!
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| 8251 |
1) Stand still! 2)Can't hold on..much longer 1)Hush up, Pete, we got to skedaddle 2)That's all I got (drops to the floor)
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| 11393 |
(Pete) where's Cora cousin Wash? (Wash) Couldn't say... she done r u n n o f t.
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| 11289 |
Them sireens done loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.
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| 11626 |
My hair!
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| 11626 |
I seen 'em first.
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Well isn't this place just a geographical oddity? 2 weeks from everywhere!
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| 12169 |
Oh George, not the livestock!
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| 12554 |
Consider the lilies of the goddamn field.
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| 12554 |
I guess I'm the only one here who's not religiously affiliated.
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I dont want FOP god dambit, i'm a dappa dan man!
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uh, 12 hair nets
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| 12979 |
1) I reckon he had it comin', fornicatin' with those sirens. 2) But Everett, we was fixin' to fornicate.
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| 14011 |
I spect you want them chains knocked off.
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| 13901 |
1. I'm counting to three 2. Damn she counted to three
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| 14754 |
You dim-witted sumbitch!
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Well! Isn't this place a goddamn geographical oddity! 2 weeks from everywhere.
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1)Now Dimrel i dont think thats Pete 2) Well sure it is look at 'im!
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Now did we get kicked out of the one chain or all of them?
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Pete: I'll be 84 years old when we get out! 84!
Dimrel: Well I'll only be 81!
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*george nelson: cows...i hatE cows more than i hate coppers! ~rapid gun fire~ delmar: oh george, not the livestock.
*everett: i don't want no FOP goddamnit, im a dapper dan man
*delmar: we thought you was a toad, and a biblesaleman beat us up, and we was banished from woolworth's. I don't know everett, was it jest that one or the whole chain?
*everett: i'm the damn parafamilius
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| 12979 |
1) You stole from my kin! 2) Who was fixin' to betray us! 1) Well, you didn't know that at the time! 2) So I borrowed it until I did know! 1) That don't make no sense! 2) It's a great fool who looks for logic within the chambers of the human heart.
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| 12979 |
1) Nope, they never did turn me into a hornytoad. 2) Oh, well, that was OUR mistake then.
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| 12979 |
1) I always wondered, what does the devil look like? 2) Well Delmar, of course there are all types of lesser imps and demons, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a pointy tail, and carries a hayfork. 3) Oh no sir. He's white. White as you folks.
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I'm a Dapper Dan Man!
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| RiOtGiRl_713 |
i don't want FOP god damn it!! i'm a dapper dan man!!
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I don't mean to be telling tales outta school, but there's a fella in there who'll pay ya ten dollars to sing into his can!
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| 18323 |
A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without thoroughly bedding her down.
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PETE:WHO ELECTED YOU LEADER OF THIS OUTFIT?EVERETT:WELL I THOUGHT IT SHOULD BE THE ONE WITH THE CAPACITY FOR ABSTRACT THOUGHT.BUT IF THAT AIN'T THE CONCENSUS VIEW,LET'S PUT HER TO A VOTE.I'M VOTING FOR yourS TRULY.PETE:WELL,I'M VOTING FOR yourS TRULY.DELMAR:OK I'M WITH YOU FELLERS
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THEM SIRENS LOVED 'IM UP & TURNED 'IM INTO A HORNY TOAD.
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EVERETT:WHAT DID THE DEVIL GIVE YOU FOR your SOUL?TOMMY:HE TAUGHT ME TO PLAY THIS GEETAR REALLY WELL.DELMAR:AND FOR THAT YOU TRADED YOR EVERLASTING SOUL?TOMMY:WELL,I WASN'T USING IT.
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SHE UP & R-U-N-N-O-F-T
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It's a good thing your mammy died in childbirth, if she seen you she'd have died of shame.
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Well isn't this place a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere!
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| PsYcHiLL |
You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the fortune you seek. But first, first you must travel a long and difficult road. A road fraught with peril, mmhmm. You shall see things wonderful to tell. You shall see a... a cow... on the roof of a... cottonhouse. Heh. And ohh so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be. But fear not the obstacles in your path. For fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow that road, even unto your salvation.
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| PsYcHiLL |
E: The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensatin' for their lack o' sight, even to the point of developin' paranormal psychic powers. Now clearly, seein' into the future would fall neatly into that category. It's not so surprising then, that an organism, deprived of its earthly vision...
P: He said we wouldn't get it. He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek. On account of our obstacles.
E: What the hell does he know, he's an ignorant old man!
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| PsYcHiLL |
E: This stew's awful good.
W: Think so? I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. I'm afraid she's startin' to turn.
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| PsYcHiLL |
E: ...what the hell is that singing?
D: It appears to be some kind of a congregation. Care for some gopher?
E: No thank you, Delmar. A third of a gopher'd only arouse my appetite without beddin' her back down.
D: Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one. We ran across a whole gopher village.
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| PsYcHiLL |
E: Uh sir, I'm Jordan Rivers, and these here are the Soggy Bottom Boys outta Cottonouille, Mississippi. Songs of salvation to salve the soul. Uh, we hear that you pay good money to sing into a can.
M: Well that all depends. You boys do Negro songs?
E: Uh... well, uh sir we are Negroes. All except for our accomp-uh, our accomp-uh... uh-accomp- the fellow that plays the guitar.
M: Yeah well, I don't record Negro songs. No, I'm lookin' for some old timey material, you see people can't seem to get enough of it... since we started broadcastin' it on the Pappy O'Daniel Flour Hour, so thank you for stoppin' by.
E: Sir, uh... the Soggy Bottom Boys have been steeped in old timey material. Heck we're silly with it, ain't we boys?
P: That's right!
D: That's right. We ain't really Negroes.
P: All except for our accompanust.
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| 19580 |
1)You men from tha bank?
2)No, son, we're not from the bank.
1) Any o' you men servin' papers? I'm suppose ta shoot anyone servin' papers!
2)We're not sevin' no papers neither.Is your daddy home, son?
1) I nicked tha census man!
2) Now there's a good boy!
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| 20355 |
Well this place is a real geological oddity...two weeks from every where!
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Pete: You stole from my kin. Everett: who was about to betray us. Pete: YOu didn't know that at the time. Everett: SO I borrowed it til I did know. Pete: That don't make no sense!!
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She done counted to three.
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*snort* My hair!!
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| 21537 |
Whoo! We're in a tight spot!
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| trip |
Baptism!
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.
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| trip |
- Whoo-eee, Boy, that was some mighty fine a-pickin and a-singin. I tell you what. Ahem. You come on in here, and sign these papers here. I'm gonna give you $10 a piece.
- Uh, uh, OK sir. Mert and um, um Aloysios'll just have to sign X's. only 4 of us can write.
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| 734 |
Mister - some of yer folding money's come unstowed!
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damn,we're in a tight spot!
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we thought you was a toad
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WE THOUGHT YOU WAS A TOAD!!!!
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| Evenstar |
1) Wait a minute, who elected you leader of this outfit? 2) well pete I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought.
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| Evenstar |
Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T
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| Evenstar |
Saym uhm Cousin Wash I suppose it'd be the, uh, acme of foolishness to inquire if you had a hairnet.
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| Evenstar |
Damn, we're in a tight spot.
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| Evenstar |
I'm gonna kill you Judas Iscariot Hogwallop!
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| Evenstar |
I don't want Fop Goddammit! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
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| Evenstar |
Baptism! You two are dumber than a bag of hammers.
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| Evenstar |
Thank God your mammy died givin birth. If she'd a seen you she'd have died of shame.
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| Evenstar |
Oh George not the livestock
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| Evenstar |
Remember Jesus saves but George Nelson withdraws!
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| Evenstar |
Them sirens did this to Pete! They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad
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| Evenstar |
Thank you as well for the conversational hiatus. I generally refrain from speech during gustration. There are those who attempt both at the same time. I find it course and vular.
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| Evenstar |
I am the only daddy you got. I am the damn paterfamilias.
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| Evenstar |
1) You can't talk that way to my fiancee. 2) Oh yeah well you can't marry my wife!
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| Evenstar |
1) You ever been with a woman? 2) Well I... I gotta get the family farm back before I can start thinking about that.
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| Evenstar |
Is you is or is you ain't my constituency?
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| Evenstar |
1) I've spoken my piece and counted to three. 2) She counted to three. Goddammit! She counted to three. Son of a bitch!
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| Evenstar |
Looks like the electric chair for me! I'm gonna go off like a Roman Candle! hahaha! 20,000 volts chasing a rabbit through yours truly! Gol, damn! Gonna suck all the power right out of the state! Gonna shoot sparks out the top of my head and lightening from my fingertips!
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Damn! We're in a tight spot...
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| Strider |
We're adventurers, sir, currently pursuing an opportunity but open to others as well.
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| 26686 |
Oh George, not the livestock!
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| 26686 |
Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.
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| 26686 |
Them syreens did this to him. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.
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| princesstigereyes |
C'mon guys! We're gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!
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| 26686 |
1: Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward. 2: Delmar, what are you talking about? We've got bigger fish to fry. 1: The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo. 2: I thought you said you was innocent of those charges. 1: Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that that sin's been warshed away too. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine.
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you ain't the boss of me
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Well then, it looks like I'm the only one here who remains unaffiliated
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| 29312 |
The devil is tall, red, scaley, has a bi-forcated tail, and carries a hay fork.
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| 29887 |
WELL, AIN'T THIS JUST A GEOLOGICAL ODDITY THEN; TWO WEEKS FROM EVERYwhere!!!
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| 29887 |
I DON'T WANT FOP DAMN IT! I'M A DAPPER DAN MAN!
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DAT DON'T make NO SENSE
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I don't get it big dan.
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PETE: DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE
DELMAR: WE THOUGHT YOU WAS A TOAD
PETE: DO - NOT - SEEK - THE - TREASURE
DELMAR: WE - THOUGHT - YOU - WAS - A - TOAD
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| 30631 |
PETE
Wait a minute! Who elected you leader
a this outfit?
EVERETT
Well, Pete, I just figured it should
be the one with capacity for abstract
thought. But if that ain't the
consensus view, hell, let's put her
to a vote!
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They dun loved 'im up an' turned 'im into a horney toad!
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| 10929 |
--Pete have a brother?
--Not that I'm aware.
--Heat must be gettin' to me.
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| 10929 |
Damn! We gotta skedaddle!
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| 31574 |
Mrs. Hogwallop done RUNNOFT.
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| 29417 |
1) Well, I'm voting for yours truly! 2) I'm voting for yours truly too! 3)...Okay. I'm with you felluhs.
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| 10929 |
You Are My Sunshine.
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| 10929 |
I'll Fly Away.
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| 10929 |
I Am Weary.
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| lostinwoods |
And stay out of the Woolsworth
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| lostinwoods |
Do not seek the treasure
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| 35492 |
We ain't got no radio.
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| 35492 |
That was a mighty fine pickin' and a singin'.
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| 35492 |
where's the happy little tire swing?
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Fear not the ob-stac-les in yo path, for you shall see things, wonderful to tell. You shall see uhhhh cow on the roof of uhhh cottonhouse!
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Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lillies of the goddammed field. Or hell, take a look at Delmar here as your paradigm of hope.
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Now is you is or is you ain't my constituents?
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| Strider |
People like that reform. Maybe we should get us some.
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| Strider |
You don't say much, friend, but when you do it's to the point and I salute you for it.
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| Strider |
Sweet summer rain, like God's own mercy.
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| Strider |
Dammit I wasn't hit by any train.
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| Strider |
I am the only Daddy you got. I am the goddamned paterfamilias!
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| Strider |
He's bonafide.
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| Strider |
Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains.
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| Strider |
I have traveled many a weary mile to be back with my wife and six daughters.
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Them's miscegenated! You all's mysengonated!
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And stay out of the Woolworth's!
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| 40905 |
Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere!
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| 42348 |
1) I've been washed in the pools of baptism. All my sins have been washed away...including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Nachez.
2)I thought you said you didn't do knock over that Piggly Wiggly.
3)Well, I lied. And that's been covered too.
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| 43609 |
Do Not Seek The Treasure!
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My mom was very fat
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| 44723 |
I am a man of constant sorrow. (singing)
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| 44723 |
The color guard's colored. Who made them the color guard.
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| 44723 |
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE!
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They loved him up and turned him into a...horney toad!
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| 44723 |
(sniff) You been using my hair treatment!? your hair treatment?
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I like your style, Dan, so I'm going to propose you a proposition.
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Maybe it's best that he was squished.
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| 44723 |
You got a maiden name Daddy? No Daddy does not have a maiden name but... That's your misfortune.
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Well I guess hard times flush the chumps.
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I don't know what they names is. I seen 'em first!
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Friend, some of your foldin' money's come unstole.
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| Marvin Acme |
#1- You work for the railroad, Grandpa? #2- I work for no man. #1-You got a name, do you? #2- I have no name #3- Well that right there might be the reason you've had difficulty finding gainful employment, You see in the mart of competitive commerce
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| Marvin Acme |
#1- You work for the railroad, Grandpa? #2- I work for no man. #1-You got a name, do you? #2- I have no name #3- Well that right there might be the reason you've had difficulty finding gainful employment, You see in the mart of competitive commerce...
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| Marvin Acme |
#1- But how did he know about the treasure? #2- I don't know Delmar? the blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers now clearly seeing into the future would fall neatly into that category its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision... #3- He said we wouldn't get it he said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek on account of our obstacles. #2- What does he know he's an ignorant old man!
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| Marvin Acme |
#1- But how did he know about the treasure? #2- I don't know Delmar? the blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now clearly seeing into the future would fall neatly into that category. Its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision... #3- He said we wouldn't get it. He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek on account of our obstacles. #2- What does he know he's an ignorant old man!
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| Marvin Acme |
#1- I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan. #2- I don't carry Dapper Dan I carry Fop.
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| Marvin Acme |
Well it didn't look like a one-house town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.
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| Marvin Acme |
#1- Care for some gopher? #2- No thank you Delmar A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite with out beddin' her back down.
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| Marvin Acme |
We've got to R-U-N-N-O-F-T
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| Marvin Acme |
We was beat up by a bible salesman ans banished from Woolworths. I dont know, Everett, was it the one branch or all of them?
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| Marvin Acme |
We was beat up by a bible salesman and banished from Woolworths. I dont know, Everett, was it the one branch or all of them?
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| Marvin Acme |
'In the Jailhouse Now',fellers. Neighborhood of B.
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Get in boys, I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!
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hes a suiter
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| 47896 |
I know we's kin but there's this depression on and i've got to do for me and mine.
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| 47896 |
Damn his eyes!
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| 47896 |
My hair.
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| 47896 |
I hate fire!
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| 47896 |
God Damn! Its the Soggy Bottom Boys!
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| 10929 |
He's a suitor!
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| 10929 |
We're mass communicating.
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| 10929 |
My hair!
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| rhps2000 |
Get in, boys, I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!
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| Drachenfuer |
Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
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| Drachenfuer |
I was not hit by a train. Damnit, I am the paterfamilias!
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| rhps2000 |
1) You candy-butted, car thieving so's and so's, I curse your name! 2) Go home and mind your pa!
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| tommyrgd |
Well, isn't this place a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere.
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| chasprice |
(Startled) My hair!
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