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O Brother, Where Art Thou? - 2000 Movie Quotes


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3754 We thought you was a toad! (full quote)
  I am a Dapper Dan man (full quote)
4957 Damn! We're in a tight spot! (full quote)
5218 Well it didn't look like a one horse town, but try and find a decent hair jelly. (full quote)
5218 WELL! This place a regular geographical oddity, ain't it?-- two damn weeks from everywhere. (full quote)
5654 oh george! not the live stock! (full quote)
5983 I've gone and r-u-n-d-o-f-t! (full quote)
6211 Come on in, boys, the water's fine! (full quote)
  That ain't your daddy, your daddy got runned over by a train. (full quote)
6100 Do not seek the treasure! (full quote)
  1. I always wondered what's the devil look like? 2. Well (name) there are all sorts of lesser imps and demons, but the great satan hisself is red and scalely with a bifurcated tail and carries a hayfork. 3. Naw, sir. He's white. White as you folk. With empty eyes and a big hollow voice and he travels with a mean ole hound. Yes sir. (full quote)
3923 1. Pick up that hammer there boy! 2. Yes Boss (full quote)
3923 Say any of you boys smitties? (full quote)
3923 You got a name grandpa? (full quote)
3923 Well I'll be a sonofabitch Delmar done got saved. (full quote)
3923 You folks going past Tishamingo? (full quote)
  R.U.N.N.O.F.T. (full quote)
  We're mass communicatin'. (full quote)
  Hey Tommy, what you ridin'? Roll top desk. (full quote)
  I'm not here to sing in no can you dumb cracker! (full quote)
8197 I'm not here to sing in no can you dumb cracker! (full quote)
  I ain't here to sing into no can you dumb crackER! (full quote)
  He's Bonafide! He's a suitor!! (full quote)
  It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart. (full quote)
8486 Personal rancor reflecting that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lillies of the goddamn field, or heck look at Delmar as your paradigm of hope. (full quote)
8486 We'd sound like a buncha Johnny Comelatelys braggin' on our own midget. Don't matter how stumpy. (full quote)
8798 Woman is the most terrible instrument of torture to ever bedevil the days of man! (full quote)
8979 Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before strained circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'? (full quote)
  And anyways, I like my hair treatment, the pleasing odor's half the point. (full quote)
9749 Would you like some gopher Everet? (full quote)
  Come on in boys, the waqter is fine. (full quote)
10463 Well, I'll be a son of a bitch... Delmar's been saved. (full quote)
  1)Gopher, Everet? 2)No thanks, Delbert. Half a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' it back down. (full quote)
  They got this depression on, I got to do for me n mine. (full quote)
  Dammit, I wasn't hit by no train! (full quote)
10549 is you or is you ain't my constituance? (full quote)
10549 there's only one thing i hate more than cops. and that's cows. (shoots the cows) (full quote)
10832 we're in a tight spot (full quote)
  dammit, she counted to three (full quote)
  We're in a tight spot! (full quote)
  I have said my piece and counted to three. (full quote)
  Evrett: Let's put it to a vote. Pete: I think I should be in charge. Evrett: And I think I should be in charge. Well Delmar, it's up to you. Delmar: I'm with you fellas (full quote)
  Well isn't this place just a geographical oddity? 2 weeks from everywhere! (full quote)
  I dont want FOP god dambit, i'm a dappa dan man! (full quote)
  uh, 12 hair nets (full quote)
  Well! Isn't this place a goddamn geographical oddity! 2 weeks from everywhere. (full quote)
  1)Now Dimrel i dont think thats Pete 2) Well sure it is look at 'im! (full quote)
  Now did we get kicked out of the one chain or all of them? (full quote)
  Pete: I'll be 84 years old when we get out! 84! Dimrel: Well I'll only be 81! (full quote)
  *george nelson: cows...i hatE cows more than i hate coppers! ~rapid gun fire~ delmar: oh george, not the livestock. *everett: i don't want no FOP goddamnit, im a dapper dan man *delmar: we thought you was a toad, and a biblesaleman beat us up, and we was banished from woolworth's. I don't know everett, was it jest that one or the whole chain? *everett: i'm the damn parafamilius (full quote)
  PETE:WHO ELECTED YOU LEADER OF THIS OUTFIT?EVERETT:WELL I THOUGHT IT SHOULD BE THE ONE WITH THE CAPACITY FOR ABSTRACT THOUGHT.BUT IF THAT AIN'T THE CONCENSUS VIEW,LET'S PUT HER TO A VOTE.I'M VOTING FOR yourS TRULY.PETE:WELL,I'M VOTING FOR yourS TRULY.DELMAR:OK I'M WITH YOU FELLERS (full quote)
  THEM SIRENS LOVED 'IM UP & TURNED 'IM INTO A HORNY TOAD. (full quote)
  EVERETT:WHAT DID THE DEVIL GIVE YOU FOR your SOUL?TOMMY:HE TAUGHT ME TO PLAY THIS GEETAR REALLY WELL.DELMAR:AND FOR THAT YOU TRADED YOR EVERLASTING SOUL?TOMMY:WELL,I WASN'T USING IT. (full quote)
  SHE UP & R-U-N-N-O-F-T (full quote)
  It's a good thing your mammy died in childbirth, if she seen you she'd have died of shame. (full quote)
  Well isn't this place a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere! (full quote)
  damn,we're in a tight spot! (full quote)
  we thought you was a toad (full quote)
  WE THOUGHT YOU WAS A TOAD!!!! (full quote)
  I'm a Dapper Dan Man! (full quote)
  I don't mean to be telling tales outta school, but there's a fella in there who'll pay ya ten dollars to sing into his can! (full quote)
  Pete: You stole from my kin. Everett: who was about to betray us. Pete: YOu didn't know that at the time. Everett: SO I borrowed it til I did know. Pete: That don't make no sense!! (full quote)
  She done counted to three. (full quote)
  *snort* My hair!! (full quote)
  Damn! We're in a tight spot... (full quote)
  you ain't the boss of me (full quote)
734 Mister - some of yer folding money's come unstowed! (full quote)
8251 1) I'm bonafied! I got it all figured out! 2)Everett, my beard itches. (full quote)
8251 1) I've been forgiven of all my sins. Even the one about that Piggly-Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo. 2)I thought you as innocent of those charges. 1)Well...I lied. But the preacher says that sin's gone, too! (full quote)
8251 1) Stand still! 2)Can't hold on..much longer 1)Hush up, Pete, we got to skedaddle 2)That's all I got (drops to the floor) (full quote)
trip Baptism! You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers. (full quote)
trip Whoo-eee, Boy, that was some mighty fine a-pickin and a-singin. I tell you what. Ahem. You come on in here, and sign these papers here. I'm gonna give you $10 a piece. Uh, uh, OK sir. Mert and um, um Aloysios'll just have to sign X's. only 4 of us can write. (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 i don't want FOP god damn it!! i'm a dapper dan man!! (full quote)
11289 Them sireens done loved him up and turned him into a horny toad. (full quote)
11393 (Pete) where's Cora cousin Wash? (Wash) Couldn't say... she done r u n n o f t. (full quote)
11626 My hair! (full quote)
11626 I seen 'em first. (full quote)
12169 Oh George, not the livestock! (full quote)
12554 Consider the lilies of the goddamn field. (full quote)
12554 I guess I'm the only one here who's not religiously affiliated. (full quote)
12979 1) I reckon he had it comin', fornicatin' with those sirens. 2) But Everett, we was fixin' to fornicate. (full quote)
12979 1) You stole from my kin! 2) Who was fixin' to betray us! 1) Well, you didn't know that at the time! 2) So I borrowed it until I did know! 1) That don't make no sense! 2) It's a great fool who looks for logic within the chambers of the human heart. (full quote)
12979 1) Nope, they never did turn me into a hornytoad. 2) Oh, well, that was OUR mistake then. (full quote)
12979 1) I always wondered, what does the devil look like? 2) Well Delmar, of course there are all types of lesser imps and demons, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a pointy tail, and carries a hayfork. 3) Oh no sir. He's white. White as you folks. (full quote)
13901 1. I'm counting to three 2. Damn she counted to three (full quote)
14011 I spect you want them chains knocked off. (full quote)
14754 You dim-witted sumbitch! (full quote)
Strider We're adventurers, sir, currently pursuing an opportunity but open to others as well. (full quote)
18323 A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without thoroughly bedding her down. (full quote)
PsYcHiLL You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the fortune you seek. But first, first you must travel a long and difficult road. A road fraught with peril, mmhmm. You shall see things wonderful to tell. You shall see a... a cow... on the roof of a... cottonhouse. Heh. And ohh so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be. But fear not the obstacles in your path. For fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow that road, even unto your salvation. (full quote)
PsYcHiLL E: The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensatin' for their lack o' sight, even to the point of developin' paranormal psychic powers. Now clearly, seein' into the future would fall neatly into that category. It's not so surprising then, that an organism, deprived of its earthly vision... P: He said we wouldn't get it. He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek. On account of our obstacles. E: What the hell does he know, he's an ignorant old man! (full quote)
PsYcHiLL E: This stew's awful good. W: Think so? I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. I'm afraid she's startin' to turn. (full quote)
PsYcHiLL E: ...what the hell is that singing? D: It appears to be some kind of a congregation. Care for some gopher? E: No thank you, Delmar. A third of a gopher'd only arouse my appetite without beddin' her back down. D: Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one. We ran across a whole gopher village. (full quote)
PsYcHiLL E: Uh sir, I'm Jordan Rivers, and these here are the Soggy Bottom Boys outta Cottonouille, Mississippi. Songs of salvation to salve the soul. Uh, we hear that you pay good money to sing into a can. M: Well that all depends. You boys do Negro songs? E: Uh... well, uh sir we are Negroes. All except for our accomp-uh, our accomp-uh... uh-accomp- the fellow that plays the guitar. M: Yeah well, I don't record Negro songs. No, I'm lookin' for some old timey material, you see people can't seem to get enough of it... since we started broadcastin' it on the Pappy O'Daniel Flour Hour, so thank you for stoppin' by. E: Sir, uh... the Soggy Bottom Boys have been steeped in old timey material. Heck we're silly with it, ain't we boys? P: That's right! D: That's right. We ain't really Negroes. P: All except for our accompanust. (full quote)
19580 1)You men from tha bank? 2)No, son, we're not from the bank. 1) Any o' you men servin' papers? I'm suppose ta shoot anyone servin' papers! 2)We're not sevin' no papers neither.Is your daddy home, son? 1) I nicked tha census man! 2) Now there's a good boy! (full quote)
20355 Well this place is a real geological oddity...two weeks from every where! (full quote)
21537 Whoo! We're in a tight spot! (full quote)
princesstigereyes C'mon guys! We're gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T! (full quote)
Evenstar 1) Wait a minute, who elected you leader of this outfit? 2) well pete I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. (full quote)
Evenstar Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T (full quote)
Evenstar Saym uhm Cousin Wash I suppose it'd be the, uh, acme of foolishness to inquire if you had a hairnet. (full quote)
Evenstar Damn, we're in a tight spot. (full quote)
Evenstar I'm gonna kill you Judas Iscariot Hogwallop! (full quote)
Evenstar I don't want Fop Goddammit! I'm a Dapper Dan man! (full quote)
Evenstar Baptism! You two are dumber than a bag of hammers. (full quote)
Evenstar Thank God your mammy died givin birth. If she'd a seen you she'd have died of shame. (full quote)
Evenstar Oh George not the livestock (full quote)
Evenstar Remember Jesus saves but George Nelson withdraws! (full quote)
Evenstar Them sirens did this to Pete! They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad (full quote)
Evenstar Thank you as well for the conversational hiatus. I generally refrain from speech during gustration. There are those who attempt both at the same time. I find it course and vular. (full quote)
Evenstar I am the only daddy you got. I am the damn paterfamilias. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) You can't talk that way to my fiancee. 2) Oh yeah well you can't marry my wife! (full quote)
Evenstar 1) You ever been with a woman? 2) Well I... I gotta get the family farm back before I can start thinking about that. (full quote)
Evenstar Is you is or is you ain't my constituency? (full quote)
Evenstar 1) I've spoken my piece and counted to three. 2) She counted to three. Goddammit! She counted to three. Son of a bitch! (full quote)
Evenstar Looks like the electric chair for me! I'm gonna go off like a Roman Candle! hahaha! 20,000 volts chasing a rabbit through yours truly! Gol, damn! Gonna suck all the power right out of the state! Gonna shoot sparks out the top of my head and lightening from my fingertips! (full quote)
26686 1: Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward. 2: Delmar, what are you talking about? We've got bigger fish to fry. 1: The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo. 2: I thought you said you was innocent of those charges. 1: Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that that sin's been warshed away too. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine. (full quote)
26686 Oh George, not the livestock! (full quote)
26686 Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated. (full quote)
26686 Them syreens did this to him. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad. (full quote)
  Well then, it looks like I'm the only one here who remains unaffiliated (full quote)
  DAT DON'T make NO SENSE (full quote)
  I don't get it big dan. (full quote)
  PETE: DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE DELMAR: WE THOUGHT YOU WAS A TOAD PETE: DO - NOT - SEEK - THE - TREASURE DELMAR: WE - THOUGHT - YOU - WAS - A - TOAD (full quote)
  Fear not the ob-stac-les in yo path, for you shall see things, wonderful to tell. You shall see uhhhh cow on the roof of uhhh cottonhouse! (full quote)
  Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lillies of the goddammed field. Or hell, take a look at Delmar here as your paradigm of hope. (full quote)
  Now is you is or is you ain't my constituents? (full quote)
  They dun loved 'im up an' turned 'im into a horney toad! (full quote)
  Them's miscegenated! You all's mysengonated! (full quote)
  And stay out of the Woolworth's! (full quote)
  My mom was very fat (full quote)
  They loved him up and turned him into a...horney toad! (full quote)
  I like your style, Dan, so I'm going to propose you a proposition. (full quote)
  Maybe it's best that he was squished. (full quote)
  Well I guess hard times flush the chumps. (full quote)
  I don't know what they names is. I seen 'em first! (full quote)
  Friend, some of your foldin' money's come unstole. (full quote)
  Get in boys, I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T! (full quote)
  hes a suiter (full quote)
10929 He's a suitor! (full quote)
10929 We're mass communicating. (full quote)
10929 My hair! (full quote)
10929 --Pete have a brother? --Not that I'm aware. --Heat must be gettin' to me. (full quote)
10929 Damn! We gotta skedaddle! (full quote)
10929 You Are My Sunshine. (full quote)
10929 I'll Fly Away. (full quote)
10929 I Am Weary. (full quote)
Strider People like that reform. Maybe we should get us some. (full quote)
Strider You don't say much, friend, but when you do it's to the point and I salute you for it. (full quote)
Strider Sweet summer rain, like God's own mercy. (full quote)
Strider Dammit I wasn't hit by any train. (full quote)
Strider I am the only Daddy you got. I am the goddamned paterfamilias! (full quote)
Strider He's bonafide. (full quote)
Strider Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains. (full quote)
Strider I have traveled many a weary mile to be back with my wife and six daughters. (full quote)
Marvin Acme I got big plans. Not minstrels -- this here's just a dodge. . (full quote)
Marvin Acme we're leaving the state, pursuing opportunities in another venue. I got big plans. Not minstrels -- this here's just a dodge. I'm gonna be a dentist. I know this guy who'll print me up a license. (full quote)
Marvin Acme No, they never did turn me into a toad. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- You work for the railroad, Grandpa? #2- I work for no man. #1-You got a name, do you? #2- I have no name #3- Well that right there might be the reason you've had difficulty finding gainful employment, You see in the mart of competitive commerce (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- You work for the railroad, Grandpa? #2- I work for no man. #1-You got a name, do you? #2- I have no name #3- Well that right there might be the reason you've had difficulty finding gainful employment, You see in the mart of competitive commerce... (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- But how did he know about the treasure? #2- I don't know Delmar? the blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers now clearly seeing into the future would fall neatly into that category its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision... #3- He said we wouldn't get it he said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek on account of our obstacles. #2- What does he know he's an ignorant old man! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- But how did he know about the treasure? #2- I don't know Delmar? the blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now clearly seeing into the future would fall neatly into that category. Its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision... #3- He said we wouldn't get it. He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek on account of our obstacles. #2- What does he know he's an ignorant old man! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan. #2- I don't carry Dapper Dan I carry Fop. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Well it didn't look like a one-house town, but try finding a decent hair jelly. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Care for some gopher? #2- No thank you Delmar A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite with out beddin' her back down. (full quote)
Marvin Acme We've got to R-U-N-N-O-F-T (full quote)
Marvin Acme We was beat up by a bible salesman ans banished from Woolworths. I dont know, Everett, was it the one branch or all of them? (full quote)
Marvin Acme We was beat up by a bible salesman and banished from Woolworths. I dont know, Everett, was it the one branch or all of them? (full quote)
Marvin Acme 'In the Jailhouse Now',fellers. Neighborhood of B. (full quote)
29312 The devil is tall, red, scaley, has a bi-forcated tail, and carries a hay fork. (full quote)
29417 1) Well, I'm voting for yours truly! 2) I'm voting for yours truly too! 3)...Okay. I'm with you felluhs. (full quote)
29887 WELL, AIN'T THIS JUST A GEOLOGICAL ODDITY THEN; TWO WEEKS FROM EVERYwhere!!! (full quote)
29887 I DON'T WANT FOP DAMN IT! I'M A DAPPER DAN MAN! (full quote)
30631 PETE Wait a minute! Who elected you leader a this outfit? EVERETT Well, Pete, I just figured it should be the one with capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, hell, let's put her to a vote! (full quote)
31574 Mrs. Hogwallop done RUNNOFT. (full quote)
lostinwoods And stay out of the Woolsworth (full quote)
lostinwoods Do not seek the treasure (full quote)
35492 We ain't got no radio. (full quote)
35492 That was a mighty fine pickin' and a singin'. (full quote)
35492 where's the happy little tire swing? (full quote)
40905 Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere! (full quote)
42348 1) I've been washed in the pools of baptism. All my sins have been washed away...including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Nachez.2)I thought you said you didn't do knock over that Piggly Wiggly. 3)Well, I lied. And that's been covered too. (full quote)
43609 Do Not Seek The Treasure! (full quote)
44723 You got a maiden name Daddy? No Daddy does not have a maiden name but... That's your misfortune. (full quote)
44723 (sniff) You been using my hair treatment!? your hair treatment? (full quote)
44723 I am a man of constant sorrow. (singing) (full quote)
44723 The color guard's colored. Who made them the color guard. (full quote)
44723 DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE! (full quote)
47896 I know we's kin but there's this depression on and i've got to do for me and mine. (full quote)
47896 Damn his eyes! (full quote)
47896 My hair. (full quote)
47896 I hate fire! (full quote)
47896 God Damn! Its the Soggy Bottom Boys! (full quote)
rhps2000 Get in, boys, I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T! (full quote)
rhps2000 1) You candy-butted, car thieving so's and so's, I curse your name! 2) Go home and mind your pa! (full quote)
Drachenfuer Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere! (full quote)
Drachenfuer I was not hit by a train. Damnit, I am the paterfamilias! (full quote)
tommyrgd Well, isn't this place a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere. (full quote)
chasprice (Startled) My hair! (full quote)