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That's all you got lady, two wrong feet in fucking ugly shoes.
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| 2946 |
I wasn't talkin to you, BITCH!
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| 2946 |
Bite my ass, Krispy Kreme
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| 4051 |
There called boobs, Ed.
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| 4051 |
They're called boobs, Ed.
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| 284 |
You might want to rethink those ties.
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| 284 |
As long as I have 1 ass instead of 2, I'll wear what I like!
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| 284 |
That's all you got lady - two wrong feet and ugly shoes!
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| 265 |
Would you mind if I investigate this a little further?
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| 4288 |
Well, seeing as I have no formal legal training and Ed here was losing all faith in the system I simply went out and performed sexual favors. 635 blow jobs in 5 days! I'm really quite tired!
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| 4354 |
They're called boobs, Ed.
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| 4358 |
That's all you got lady...two wrong feet and fuckin' ugly shoes
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| 4066 |
and one more thing, we brought that water in special for you
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| 4858 |
I'll do anything. And I'm not leaving here without a job.
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| 4858 |
I don't know shit about shit. But I know the difference between right and wrong.
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| 4858 |
There are no holes in my research.
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| 4858 |
Do they teach lawyers how to apologize? Because you SUCK at it!
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I'm the neighbor, now wer'e introduced..so shut the fuck up!
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| uglystars |
We want benefits. And dental.
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| uglystars |
Did you hear that? He's drawing the line.
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| uglystars |
1. Kind of like David and what's His Name. 2. David and what's His Name's whole fucking family!
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| 4066 |
Yeah, your're a happier women. You do not have to worry about maxipads or underwires
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Erin: You want my number. Which number do you want, George?
George: I like the way you say that. George. Well, how many numbers have you got?
Erin: Well, I've got numbers coming out of my ears, for instance, 10.
That's how many months old my baby girl is.
George: You've got a little girl?
Erin: Yeah. Sexy huh?!
Erin: How bout this for number 6, that's how old my other daughter is, 8
is the age of my son, 2 is how many times I've been married and divorced,
16 is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 8503943, that's
my phone number. And with all those numbers I gave you, I'm guessing
zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.
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as long as i have one ass instead of two i'll wear what i like-if thats alright with you
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| uglystars |
For the first time in my life, I got people respecting me. Please, don't ask me to give it up.
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| uglystars |
Wha... how did you do this?
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| uglystars |
Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right?
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| uglystars |
Oh, yeah, completely. No faith, no faith...
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| uglystars |
In a law firm you may want to re-think your wardrobe a little.
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| uglystars |
Are you going to be something else that I have to survive? Because I don't think I can handle it.
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| uglystars |
These people don't dream about being rich. They dream about being able to watch their kids swim in a pool without worrying that they'll have to have a hysterectomy at the age of *twenty*. Like Rosa Diaz, a client of ours. Or have their spine deteriorate, like Stan Blume, *another* client of ours. So before you come back here with another lame-ass offer, I want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth, Mr. Walker. Or what you might expect someone to pay you for your uterus, Ms. Sanchez. Then you take out your calculator and you multiply that number by a hundred. Anything less than that is a waste of our time. [Ms. Sanchez picks up a glass of water.] By the way, we had that water brought in especially for you folks. Came from a well in Hinkley.
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| 3594 |
Erin: You want my number? George: I do. I do want your number. Erin: Which number do you want...George? George: George...now I like the way you say that. George. Ah, well, how many numbers ya got? Erin: Oh, I got numbers coming outta my ears, for instance, ten. George: Ten. Erin: Yeah, that's how many months old my baby girl is. George: You got a little girl? Erin: Yeah, yeah, sexy huh? How about this for a number, six. That's how old my OTHER daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married AND divorced, sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account, 850-3943, that's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing ZERO is the number of times you're gonna call it. George: Hey, how the hell you remember your bank balance right off the top of your head like that? See, that impresses me. You're dead wrong about that zero thing, baby.
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| 3594 |
1: How did you do this!? 2: Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right? 3: Oh yeah, completely, no faith no faith. 2: I just went out there and performed sexual favors. 634 blowjobs in five days...I'm really quite tired.
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That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes!
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Do they teach beauty queens to apologize? Because you suck at it!
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| 3594 |
1: OH! I made a buntcake. Um, let me put on some coffee. Who would like coffee and cake? 2: Thanks, but we have to be getting back. 3: Have a fucking cup of coffee, Ed. 2: Coffee would be great! Thank you.
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| 3594 |
Erin: Why would they do that? Ed: Because they can. You heard what that kid said, they have 28 billion dollars at their disposal. They can afford to waste all the time in the world! 1: And you can't!? Ed: You think I'm made of money!? Erin: What are you yelling at me for!? Ed: Because I'm pissed off! Erin: good! Ed: FUCK YOU! Erin: FUCK YOU BACK!
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*ding dong* Erin: hey!! maybe that's Ed McMann!! *opens door* Wrong Ed!
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George: You oughta either find a different job or a different guy.
Erin: Years ago I was Miss Wichita, for Christ sakes. I thought it meant I was gonna do something important with my life. This job-for the first time in my life, I got people respecting me. I never had that. Ever. Don't ask me to give that up.
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| 4443 |
That's all you have is two bad feet and some damn ugly shoes!!!
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lawyer: listen, we are a 28 BILLION dollar company.
ed: wow, erin, did you know they had 28 billion?
erin: no i didn't ed, wow!!!!
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That's all you are lady, two wrong feet with ugly shoes.
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| 3225 |
1) Lovers quarrel? 2) Oh bite my ass Krispy Kreme
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| 2489 |
No. I have kids. Learned a lot right
there. I've seen nurses give my son a
throat culture. I mean what is it - you
stick a giant Q-tip down their throat and
wait. Or a urine analysis, with that
dipstick that tells you whether or not
the white count is high...
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| 2489 |
These people don't dream about being rich. They dream about being able to watch their kids swim in a pool without worrying that they'll have to have a hysterectomy at the age of *twenty*. Like Rosa Diaz, a client of ours. Or have their spine deteriorate, like Stan Blume, *another* client of ours. So before you come back here with another lame-ass offer, I want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth, Mr. Walker. Or what you might expect someone to pay you for your uterus, Ms. Sanchez. Then you take out your calculator and you multiply that number by a hundred. Anything less than that is a waste of our time. [Ms. Sanchez picks up a glass of water.] By the way, we had that water brought in especially for you folks. Came from a well in Hinkley.
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| 2489 |
Not personal! That is my work, my sweat, and my time away from my kids! If that is not personal, I don't know what is!
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| 2489 |
Are you going to be something else that I have to survive? Because I don't think I can handle it.
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| 2489 |
For the first time in my life, I got people respecting me. Please, don't ask me to give it up.
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| 7973 |
They're calle boobs, Ed
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| Abigiggle11 |
That's all you got lady...two wrong feet in fucking ugly shoes.
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| 11689 |
They're called boobs Ed.
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| 12421 |
I think that we got off on the wrong foot. That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet and fuckin ugly shoes!
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| 14681 |
Bite Me! Krispy Kreme
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| 15176 |
Well, I was pullin' out real slow, when from nowhere his jaguar comes racin' 'round the corner like a bat outta hell
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*Doctor* So you don't have have any medical training?
*Erin* No i have kids, learned a lot right there!
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| 15233 |
*Doctor* So you don't have any actual medical training?
*Erin* No I have kids, learned a lot right there.
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you fucking piece of crap with no signal
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| 15239 |
you fucking piece of crap with no signal!
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| 15263 |
They took some bone from my hip and put it into my neck. I don't have insurance so I'm about $17,000 in debt right now. Well I couldn't take pain killers 'cause they made me to groggy to take care of my kids. Matthews 8, and Katies almost 6 and Beths just 9 months. I just want to take care of my kids, be a good person and a decent citizen. I just want to be a good mum your know?
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| 15263 |
See how do you remember your bank balance off the top of your head like that? Now that impresses me. And your dead wrong about that zero thing baby!
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| 15495 |
*Erin* JESUS!!!!!!! Who fucking lives like this Geogre? Who lets their kids run around in place that is crawling with insects the size of house cats?
*Geogre* It's not that big a deal, you just call an exterminator and get this whole problem sorted!
*Erin* I can't call an exterminator, I can't afford one. I can't even afford my phone. I got fired!
*Geogre* What do you mean you got fired? You've been working so hard!
*Erin* It don't matter, it doesn't make one fucking bit of difference!
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| 14800 |
Not personal! That is my work, my sweat and my time away form my kids! If that is not personal, I don't know what is!
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| 18023 |
You might want to rethink those ties.
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| 18023 |
That's all you got lady...2 wrong feet in fucking ugly shoes.
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DO THEY TEACH BEAUTY QUEENS HOW TO APOLOGIZE BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT IT. OH TH TH THANK YOU
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1.) look, i think we got off on the wrong foot here-- 2.) lady, thats all you got, two left feet and fucking ugly shoes
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ARE YOU GETTIN EVERY WORD OF THIS down, HONEY?
OR AM I TALKING TO FAST FOR YOU?
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Erin Brockovich: Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married -- and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.
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Erin:Hey!HEY!! George:Whoa. Erin:what do you think ur doing making that goddamn noise? George: Introducing myself to the neighbors. Erin:Well I'm the neighbors. There. We're introduced. Now shut the fuck up.
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bite my ass krispy kreme
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| 24951 |
Bite my ass crisy cream!
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| 8563 |
I fell madly in love with Geology.
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| 8563 |
I don't need pity. I need a paycheck.
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| 8563 |
Do they teach lawyers to apologize? Because you suck at it.
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| 10929 |
--By the way, we had that water brought in especially for you folks.
Came from a well in Hinkley.
--I think this meeting is over.
--Damn right it is.
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| 10929 |
--Well, excuse me for not going to law school.
--Law school! At this point, I'd settle for fucking charm school!
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| 8563 |
I just went out there and performed sexual favors - 634 blow jobs in five days. I'm really quite tired.
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| 10929 |
850-3943
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| 10929 |
Everyday is a winding road.
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Annabelle Daniels 714-454-9346 10 years old, 11 in may. Lived on the plume since birth. Wanted to a synchronized swimmer so she spent every minute she could in the PG&E pool. She had a tumor in her brainstem last november, an operation on Thanksgiving, shrunk it with radiation after that. Her parents are Ted & Rita. Ted's got Crohn's disease. Rita's got chronic headaches, and nausea and under went a hysterectomy last fall. Ted grew up in Hinkley. His brother Robbie and his wife May and their 5 children: Robbie Jr., Martha, Ed, Rose & Peter also lived on the plume. Their number is 454-9554. You want their diseases?
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| minedsquid |
So before you come back here with another lame ass offer, I want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth Mr. Walker. Or what you might expect someone to pay you for your uterus Ms. Sanchez. Then you take out your calculator and you multiply that number by a hundred. Anything less than that is a waste of our time.[Ms. Sanchez picks up a glass of water] By the way, we had that water brought in especially for you folks. Came from a well in Hinkley.
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see, now that pisses me off, first of all we have more than 400 plantiffs and let's b honest we all know their are more out their , they might not b the most of sophisticated of people and they do know how divide and 20 million dollars isn't shit when u spilt it between them. second of all these people don't dream about being rich they dream about being able to watch their kids swim in a pool without worring that they'll have to have a Hysterectomy at he age of 20 life rosa diaz a client of ours of have their spine Deteriorate like stan bloom another client of ours, so before u come back here with a nother lame ass offer i want u to think how much your spine is worth mr. walker or what u might expect someone to pay u for ur uterus ms sanchez and then u take out ur calculator and u multiply that number by a hundred anything less than that is a waste of our time!!!!!
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Ed: Fuck you
Erin: Fuck you back
Ed: *Chuckling* You know I really hate you sometimes.
Erin: Ahhh you love me
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baby: I want that
Erin: I want that too
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| 8563 |
How about this for a number - six? That's how old my other daughter is. Eight is the age of my son. Two is the number of times I've been married and divorced. Sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943 - that's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.
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bite my ass krispy kreme
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Are you just gonna be something else that I have to survive? 'Cuz I'll tell you the truth...I'm not up to it.
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| 8563 |
As long as I have one ass instead of two, I will wear what I like, if that's all right with you. You might want to rething those ties.
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| 8563 |
As long as I have one ass instead of two, I will wear what I like, if that's all right with you. You might want to rethink those ties.
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| 37887 |
You want my number? Well, which number do you want?
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| 38257 |
Oh you FUCKING piece of CRAP with no signal..FUCK!
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| 10929 |
Everyday is a winding road.
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you want my number. what number do you want george? how many numbers you got? oh i got number coming out of my ears. for instance 10 yeah that's how many months old my baby girl is. yeah sexy huh? how's this for a number 6 that's the age of my other daughter 8 is the age of my son 2 is how many times i've been married and divorced 17 is the number of dollars i have in my bank account 850-3943 that's my phone number and with all the numbers i gave you i'm geussing zero is the number of times your gonna call it!!!!!
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| 10929 |
Chromium 6.
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| 12136 |
There may be jobs where you can disappear for days at a time, this is not one of them.
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Do they teach beauty queens to apologize, because you suck at it.
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| 33944 |
Ever since that shithead hit me, I feel like my whole body is put together wrong
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| 33944 |
1/_I don't want your money, Mr Masry
2/_Where do you think your paycheck comes from?
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| 33944 |
1/_This is the Harley Davidson, the best damn motorcycle ever invented
2/_And if I ever catch you near one.... knock you silly
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| 33944 |
1/_Are you a lawyer??
2/_Hell no! I hate lawyers, I just work for one
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| 33944 |
1/_Do you think if you've got no uterus and no breasts, you're still technically a woman?
2/_Sure you are, actually you're a happier woman because you don't have to worry about maxi-pads or under-wire
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| 33944 |
Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize? Because you SUCK at it!
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| 48652 |
Bite my ass, Krispy Kreme!
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I want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth, Mr. Walker. Or what you might expect someone to pay you for your uterus, Ms. Sanchez. Then you take out your calculator and you multiply that number by a hundred. Anything less than that is a waste of our time.
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| knightmare |
did they teach lawyers to apologize?/ coz you sucked at it!!
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| lita007 |
Do they teach lawyers to apologize in law school because you suck at it
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