| Posted By | Quote |
| 5435 |
Didja hear the one about the Polish carpool? Every day they'd meet at work.
(full quote)
|
| 7724 |
1. yeah, what id we each get a forth and she gets like a third. 2. what are you nuts? then she'll be getting more than us. 1.how do you figure? 2. where are you gonna get 4 forths and a third? can't you add? 1. i don't do fractions alright.
(full quote)
|
| 10963 |
It's the pope! I always wanted to see your apartment.
(full quote)
|
| |
1. You know, I've always wanted to know how to spell Connecticut! 2. You can teach his that, right!?
(full quote)
|
| |
what would you say if I told you, you were married to a genius. I'd say I was a bigamist
(full quote)
|
| 32757 |
He's better looking than you, he's smarter than you, he's more sophisticated than you....May, don't feel obligated to pull any punches.
(full quote)
|
| 32757 |
Compared to you, this Chair is a genius!
(full quote)
|
| 32757 |
Ray: He's not stupid just because he drives a truck.
Frenchie: No, he's stupid because he has a low IQ.
(full quote)
|
| 32757 |
your cousin May is stupid like a dog or a horse or something.
(full quote)
|
| 10929 |
--Remember what they used to call me in the joint?
--What?
--The brain.
--No, that was sarcastic.
(full quote)
|
| 10929 |
Well, you know, I don't do fractions.
(full quote)
|
| 10929 |
I burn everything. How do you think I sent two kids through college?
(full quote)
|
| |
i prefer tap water
(full quote)
|