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Small Time Crooks - 2000 Movie Quotes

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5435 Didja hear the one about the Polish carpool? Every day they'd meet at work. (full quote)
7724 1. yeah, what id we each get a forth and she gets like a third. 2. what are you nuts? then she'll be getting more than us. do you figure? 2. where are you gonna get 4 forths and a third? can't you add? 1. i don't do fractions alright. (full quote)
10963 It's the pope! I always wanted to see your apartment. (full quote)
  1. You know, I've always wanted to know how to spell Connecticut! 2. You can teach his that, right!? (full quote)
  what would you say if I told you, you were married to a genius. I'd say I was a bigamist (full quote)
32757 He's better looking than you, he's smarter than you, he's more sophisticated than you....May, don't feel obligated to pull any punches. (full quote)
32757 Compared to you, this Chair is a genius! (full quote)
32757 Ray: He's not stupid just because he drives a truck. Frenchie: No, he's stupid because he has a low IQ. (full quote)
32757 your cousin May is stupid like a dog or a horse or something. (full quote)
10929 --Remember what they used to call me in the joint? --What? --The brain. --No, that was sarcastic. (full quote)
10929 Well, you know, I don't do fractions. (full quote)
10929 I burn everything. How do you think I sent two kids through college? (full quote)
  i prefer tap water (full quote)