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Monsters, Inc. - 2001 Movie Quotes


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1454 1-PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM. OR SO help ME! 2- We're practicing for the work's new musical, Put that thing back where it came from or so help me! 1-Yeah you know: (sings) Put that thing back where it came from or so help me! So help me! 2-Bom bom bom bom! 1-It's still a work in progress. (full quote)
  Oh sure, blame it on the little guy, and his ONE EYE! (full quote)
8487 1) You little one-eyed cretin! (pronounces it 'krettin') 2) First of all, it's 'cretin' (pronounces it 'kreetin') If you're going to insult me, do it properly. (full quote)
8487 I remember the first time I laid eye on you. (full quote)
  what's shakin bakin? (full quote)
  We scare because we care. (full quote)
  (1)Do you know what happens in five minutes? (2)Uh...I get a time out??? (1)NO!!! Everybody goes to lunch, and that means the scare floor will be.........(2)Painted????? (1) NO! The scare floor will be empty!!!! (full quote)
8950 Ooooooooooh Googly Bear! (full quote)
  Wazowski! It scares little kids and little monsters! (full quote)
  Boo: KITTY! (full quote)
Larwen Randal) Sh sh shh! Do you hear that? It's the winds of change. (full quote)
Larwen Mike) Hey Fungus, you like cars 'cause i got a really nice car. And i'll give you a ....ride ...in the car. Fungus)I'm sorry Mike but Randal says I'm not allowed to fraternize with the victims of his evil plot. (full quote)
14641 1)Hey Sulley Wulley! 2)Oh, hey Celia...Welia. (full quote)
14641 Psst Fungus. Fungus! Do you like cars? I got a really nice car. If you let me go, I'll give you...a ride in the car. (full quote)
14641 1)Leaving the door open is the biggest mistake anyone can make because... 2)It could let in a draft? 3)It could let in a child! (full quote)
14641 1)Hello, Wazowski. Fun filled evening planned for tonight? 2)Yeah, well-- 1)Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly for once....your stunned silence is VERY reassuring. (full quote)
14641 1)where's the kid you little one eyed creten?! 2)Okay, first of all it's 'creaton'. If you're going to threaten me, do it right. (full quote)
14641 1)You're wrong if you think kidnapping me is going to boost your way to the top! 2) *laughs* you still think this is about that stupid scare record? 1)Well...I did, up until you chuckled like that. (full quote)
14641 1)You be a good girl, Boo. 2)Kitty... 1)Kitty has to go. (full quote)
14641 Hey, get your hands off my schmootzie poo! (full quote)
14641 1)What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes? 2)I...get a time out? 1)Everyone goes to lunch! Which means the scare floor will be... 2)Painted? (full quote)
14641 1)...So I said if you talk to me like that again we're through! 2)what did she say? 1)You know my mom. She sent me to my room. (full quote)
  me and you, you and me, both of us together!!! (Mike sings) (full quote)
  Mike-you know why i boubt the car?? Sully- No why?, (SCREAMS)Mike-So i can i drive it you know on the street,a little honk honk and a vroom vroom!! (full quote)
  shes out of our hair! (full quote)
  It's true! I saw the whole thing!!! (full quote)
  I don't know but it's been said, I like scaring kids in bed. (full quote)
12075 There are no monsters in your closet. Well now there is. (full quote)
  The smart enemies hit you where you least expect it. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe My friends call me flem. (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret Hey, did you lose weight, or a limb? (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret Name, you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret It's Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day. (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die and I'll silence anyone who gets in my way! (full quote)
  -Let the best monster win. -I intend to. (full quote)
  Sulley) what was wrong with your old car? Mike) i got 3 little words for you Sulley 6 wheel drive! (full quote)
CarmiCrowe Scarry monsters don't have plaque. (full quote)
  *Laughs to himself* You still think this is about that whole scare record, don't you?-Randall Well, I did, untill you chuckled like that...-Mike (full quote)
  *Laughs to himself* You still think this is about that whole scare record, don't you?-Randall_ Well, I did, untill you chuckled like that...-Mike (full quote)
26311 Fun filled evening planed? Well then I know your filed your paperwork! (full quote)
  Chalooby! baby! (full quote)
  we've got all kinds of kids: tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks. (full quote)
  WELCOME to the Himilayas!!!! (full quote)
  You and me Me and you Both of us together! (full quote)
  1) But it's impossible to get reservations there! 2) NOT for GooglyBear! (full quote)
  I was going for a snake slash ninja approach with a bit of hissing. (full quote)
  Wazowski! It scares little kids and little monsters! Wazowski- I have......allergies. (full quote)
  (1)Well, the kid flew right over me and then blasted a tree with its laser vision! (2)I tried to run from it but it picked me up with its mind powers and shook me like a dog! (full quote)
  i hear someone's close to breaking the scare record! (full quote)
  Zully: come on mike were walkin to work1 Mike: walkin? my baby it needs to be driven i'll call you. Zully: see Ted's walking to work. (full quote)
  23-19!!!!!! (full quote)
  It picked me up with its mind powers and shook me like a dog. (full quote)
  MIKE WAZOWSKI!!!! (full quote)
  I can't believe it. I can't believe... I WAS ON TV!! (full quote)
  Sulley: See Mikey, Ted's walking to work. Mikey: Big deal, the guy takes 5 steps and he's there. (full quote)
  Sulley: Hi fellas,... Fellas: We just wanted to wish you good luck today. Mikey: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Get lost you two you're making him lose his focus. Fella: Oh! Sorry. Sulley: See you later fellas. Fella: Go get 'em Mr.Sullivan. Other fella: Quiet! You'll make him lose his focus. Fella: Oh! No. Sorry(calls after Sulley) Other fella: Shut up! (full quote)
  Mikey: You know I'm so romantic sometimes I think I should just marry myself. (full quote)
  The Comapny? Who's cares about the company? What about us? That thing is a killing maching! (full quote)
  (On Desert Island) Why couldn't we get banished here? (full quote)
  1) (Holding a square of grabeg) I can still hear her little voice. ((Hears her voice) 2) Hey I can too. (more kids voices) 2) How many kids you got in there? (full quote)
  Wizowski, you forgot to file your paperwork (full quote)
  Mike, I know this sounds strange but I don't thinks she's dangerous. 2) Really? Well that's great. Let's keep it because I've always wanted a pet that could kill me! (full quote)
  Then I guess we just waltz right up to the factory. (Next day) I cannot believe we are waltzing right up to the factory! (full quote)
  why cant it be the adorable snowman or the comfotying snowman? why the Abomidable one? (full quote)
  Can I borrow your odorant? Yeah, I got, uh, smelly garbage or old dumpster. You got, uh, low tide? No. How about wet dog? Yep. Stink it up. (full quote)
  She's out of our hair...and just when I dare to care...she says 'au contraire'... (full quote)
10929 Tony's Grossey. (full quote)
10929 The pink copies go to accounting. (full quote)
10929 No monsters were harmed in the production of this motion picture. (full quote)
13284 1. See, Mikey? TED is walking to work! 2. Big deal, guy takes five steps and he's there! (full quote)
26311 81-13 we have an 81-13 (full quote)
26658 Twins! In a bunk bed! (full quote)
26658 I wasn't scared I have...allergies (full quote)
26658 I wasn't scared I have...allergies (full quote)
tigerboo Hi Celia... Welia? (full quote)
Marvin Acme Okay send me a post card Kid. That's Mike Wazowski, care of 22 Mike Wazowski you've got your life back Lane. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Abominable. Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you?Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman or...or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud? I'm a nice guy. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman or...or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud? I'm a nice guy. (full quote)
27700 We scare because we care (full quote)
27700 Snowcone? Ha no no no It's lemon (full quote)
27700 Come on fight that plague! Scary monsters don't have plague (full quote)
28499 Mr.Bile, is it? My friends call me Flem (full quote)
30929 googley bear! (full quote)
39394 oh...dont worry,its lemon! (full quote)
39394 i'll be watching you lesowski..allllways watching (full quote)
39963 Twenty three nineteen! Twenty three nineteen! (full quote)
39963 Twenty three nineteen! Twenty three nineteen! (full quote)
40493 Oh, so That's Puce (full quote)
42834 ***, my tender, oozing blossom you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? (full quote)
42834 Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees - which is good news for you reptiles - and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply... WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED. (full quote)
42834 1) Can I borrow your odorant? 2) Yeah, I got, uh, smelly garbage or old dumpster. 1) You got, uh, low tide? 2) No. 1) How about wet dog? 2) Yep. Stink it up. (full quote)
42834 1) I think I have a plan here: using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild. 2) Spoons? 1) That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek. (full quote)
42834 Abominable. Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you? Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman, or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud? I'm a nice guy. (full quote)
42834 CDA Agent: We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight. Witness #1: Well the kid flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision. Witness #2: I tried to get away, but he picked me up with his mind powers and shook me like a dog. Witness #3: It's true! I saw the whole thing! (full quote)