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Coyote Ugly - 2000 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  Kevin-What do you do when all your dreams come true? Violet-I pay off old debts. (full quote)
4113 Lil told me to pick out something to make the kiddies drool (full quote)
4187 I want what every man wants at 3:30 in the morning. Breakfast! (full quote)
4187 Forgive me father for I have sinned. (full quote)
4187 I played in the minors but I never went pro. (full quote)
4391 Do we serve water in this joint? Hell no H2O! (full quote)
4391 How about another Uey? (full quote)
  Let me guess...Piedmont north Dakota (full quote)
4531 Alright I'm freezing your assets. (full quote)
  I'm Violet, the Jersey nun. (full quote)
4520 Is this a church or is this a bar? (full quote)
  I'm Cammie, the Russian tease, that's Rachel, the New Youk bitch. We all play our little roles...only Rachel really IS a bitch.. (full quote)
4182 Just for the record, I was only staring at your ass for the first..fifteen minutes. (full quote)
4182 Look, if you're not who you say you are, let me know now, because I've had a really rough three days and the last thing I need is a waitress with a power trip! (full quote)
5186 1. what are you doing? 2. It's payback time Mr O' Donnell (full quote)
3605 I'm NOT lost, they just moved my street. (full quote)
3186 If you were going, you wouldve already left. (full quote)
  Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black, and Jose, all my favorite men! (full quote)
4066 I am NOT lost, they just moved my street. (full quote)
6947 Cammy:I'm the tease. Lil: You can only be a tease if you stop sleeping with the customers. Cammy: Oh yeah I keep forgetting that part. (full quote)
  I know i just met you, but there's something i really need to tell you,,,,whats that?,,, you really stink!! (full quote)
  Theres still plenty of mileage left on him!! (full quote)
Dexter Violet, that is so cute. Now let me tell you about me. My name is Wendy, and I moved here when I was 21 to be a dancer, but I broke my big toe, then I got knocked up by this actor who dumped me to join the peace corps. So for the last 16 years I've been raising my daughter all by myself. Two weeks ago she tells me that she is a bisexual and she hates me more than any person on this planet. Now tell me how I can help you, please, because I am dying to make your dreams come true. (full quote)
Dexter Sorry I'm late, Al and I had a fight. Then we made up.....twice. (full quote)
Dexter THIS IS NOT A GAS PUMP SON! Wait your turn! (full quote)
7371 they're not eggs, they're egg whites, and i'd rather eat the carton. (full quote)
7371 i want u to know i'm not following u home, i'm just walking 26 blocks in the wrong direction. (full quote)
  HEY!I dont go to your office and honk! (full quote)
  HEY!I dont go to your office and honk! (full quote)
7879 Oh I'm not a lesbian. I played in the minors, but never went pro. (full quote)
8257 Do we server water in this bar? Crowd:Hell No H20 (full quote)
8257 Do we server water in this bar? Crowd:Hell No H20 (full quote)
  1)what does coyote ugly mean 2)you ever wake p sober after a one night stand and the guy laying on you arm is so ugly you'ld rather chew your arm off than wake him 1+3)nodds 2)thats coyote ugly 3)well why would you want to name your bar that 2)cheers was taken (full quote)
  1)well since ive never had a guy stare at my ass for a half before im gunna say good night and i'm hoping your gunna say it back 2)just for the record i was only staring at your ass for the first 15 minutes (full quote)
  1)that's raqchel you can learn a lot from her 2)um she just cut some guys ponytail off (full quote)
  1)are you really the owner because ive had a rough couple of day and the last thing i need is some waitress on a power trip 2)you got it be here at 11 on friday 1)i dont wanna push my luck but can you tell me why i got the job 2)the average man has a 2 year old in his pants thats right a toddler right there in his dockers 1)men have children in the pants and that why your hiring me 2)you look like a preschool teacher the kids'll love ya (full quote)
Abigiggle11 1.) what do you want? 2.) Uh, it's 3:30 in the morning, I want what every man wants....Breakfast. (full quote)
9841 1-That's four dates! 2-Yes, which would make it the second longest relationship I've ever had. Get in the car (full quote)
9435 1.What does Coyote Ugly mean? 2.Have you ever woken up sober after a one night stand and the person laying on your arm was so ugly you'd rather chew of your arm than risk waking him up? Thats coyote Ugly. 1.WOW! Why would you name your bar that? 2.Oh, cuz cheers was already taken. (full quote)
  Just so you know, I'm not following you home, I am just walking myself 26 blocks in the wrong direction! (full quote)
  ok, ive never had someone stare at my ass for a half hour so i'm gonna say goodnight and hope you'll say it back (full quote)
  I'm Cammie, the Russian tease. Cam, you can only be a tease if you stop sleeping around. Oh ya, I always forget that part. (full quote)
  Have A Nice day Have a nice day? Yea i panicked i didnt know what to say. (full quote)
  Have you ever woken up sober after a one night stand and the person next to you is laying on your arm, and they are so ugly that you'd rather chew off your arm than risk waking them? THAT'S Coyote ugly. (full quote)
  cammy, i think i just fell in love with you! 1)oh viloet, i'm not a lesbian.i played in the minors once but never went pro. 2)thats not what i meant (full quote)
  Violet- cammy, i think i just fell in love with you! Cammy-oh viloet, i'm not a lesbian. i played in the minors once but never went pro. violet-thats not what i meant. (full quote)
  Kevin- What do you do when all your dreams have come true? Violet- Pay off old debts (full quote)
  Kevin: Do you always ask this many questions? Violet: Do you always dodge this many questions? (full quote)
  CAMMIE: I'm Cammie, the Russian tease, and thats Rachel the New York bitch. We all play our little roles, except Rachel really is a bitch and... I really am a tease. LIL: You can only be a tease if you stop sleeping around babe. CAMMIE: Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that part. (full quote)
  Don't do it. you are still on prohibation and he is a big guy. Don't worry those classes are really paying off. (full quote)
  CAMI:WE ALL PLAY OUR PARTS AROUND HERE.EXCEPT RACHAEL REALLY IS A BITCH.AND I REALLY AM A TEASE.LIL:BABE,YOU CAN only BE A TEASE IF YOU STOP SLEEPING AROUND.CAMI:I KEEP FORGETTING THAT PART. (full quote)
  JERSEY:I THINK I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU.CAMI:I'M NOT A LESBIAN.I playED IN THE MINORS BUT NEVER WENT PRO. (full quote)
  Keven: Oh no, god, no. (full quote)
  How long are you going to follow me for? Because I have never had someone starring at my butt for more than 15 minutes (full quote)
  I had a good night so I wanted a goodnight kiss, Have a nice day Mr. O'Donnell. (full quote)
  Violet: I dont know what u're into but... Kevin: the amazing smiderman #129. Mint Condition, worth a thousand bucks. Violet:A comic biik? Kevin: It's not just a comic book, its the first appearance of the Punisher. This is the holy grail on comic books. Violet: You collect comic books? That is so cute. Kevin: Its not...cute. It's very rugged and manly. ITs just a bit kinky, huh? Violet: I think Its sweet. (full quote)
  Violet: ...come on, Kevin I don't have all night. Why'd you run away from home? Kevin: I don't have a home. Is that what you watned to hear? I don't have a family. I mean that's the big secret. Are you happy? You gonna feel sorry for me now? You gonna hold me close while I tell you I had to change homes every 2 years? I had a bad childhood, big deal. I don't need your sympathy. Cause I'm here, and I'm living on my 2 feet like I wanted to, that was MY dream. And at least I did it with a little bit of dignity. Violet: And I didn't, that's it? Kevin: Well unbutton the blouse a little and unzip the pants, show a little bit of flesh, I think you can figure it out. Go on it, your fans are waitin for you to crawl on the bar (full quote)
  I think I love u ; O I'm not a lesbian I played in the minors but I ever went pro: No thats not what I ..... (full quote)
  #1: I think I love you! #2: Oh, I'm not a lesbian. I played into minors, but never went pro. (full quote)
  I'm not following you, I'm just walking 20 blocks in the wrong direction. (full quote)
  Violet: Why are you hiring me? Lil: Because, most 30 year old men have a two year old in their pants. Right there in their dockers. Violet: So your hiring me because men have toddlers in their pants? Lil: The kids'll love it. (full quote)
  roof roof (full quote)
  i had a good night, i wanted a goodnight kiss (full quote)
  LiL:Not a dry seat in the house (full quote)
  When you wake up after a one-night stand and the guy next to you is so ugly that you'd rather chew off your own arm to get away than risk waking him...THAT'S coyote ugly. (full quote)
  what are you eating? (while eating kfc) one of those lean cuisine meals, rice and vegetables, mmmmm deliciouse. oh see there good right? mmmmmmmmmm yumm (full quote)
  Sexy babe (full quote)
  She sang along with a jute box, lets not start polishing a grammy. (full quote)
  Unbutton your blouse a little, unzip the pants, show a little flesh go on your fans are waiting for you to crawl on the bar. (full quote)
  Violet- It's just a bar for God's sake. Lil- Then what are you so mad at? (full quote)
  why did u name ur bar coyote ugly? well guess cheers waz taken (full quote)
  Jim, Jack, Jonny Red, Jonny Black and Jose, all my favorite men! You can have it anyway you want it as long as its in a shot glass. (full quote)
  i know i just met you but there's something i really need to tell you ...what's that? you smell really bad (full quote)
  Violet : I want my tape. Manager: Hey, you're not allowed in here. Violet : I'm not staying...I just want my tape. Kevin : Did you write all those songs? Violet : You listened to my tape? Kevin : No, of course not, that would be an invasion of privacy. [singing] Kevin : Baby you're the right kind of wrong. Violet : Go ahead. Laugh it up. Because nothing you say is gonna bother me. Kevin : I was just trying to tell you I like your music. Do you always take compliments this well? (full quote)
  You're hiring me because men have 2 year old children in their pants? You look like a kindergarden teacher, the boys'll love it. sorry i asked... (full quote)
  besides theres a really cute boy out there asking for you. he said hisname is mr o donnel (full quote)
  So what do you do when you relize all your dreams come true? (full quote)
3225 you collect comic books. That's so cute (full quote)
3225 Did you see their faces? I mean , Wow! They all wanted you honey. Even the women. (full quote)
9841 Men have two-year-old children in their pants? (full quote)
10053 It's 3 a.m! I want what every man wants! (full quote)
pagese I'm not a lesbion. I played in the minors, but I never went pro. (full quote)
10929 I'm a coyote. (full quote)
10929 He can order anything he wants. He's the Fire Marshal. (full quote)
11084 So tell me...What do you do when you realize all your dreams have come true? (full quote)
11306 chase it with a beer... (full quote)
11611 Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black, Jose...All my favorite men. you can have it anyway you like, as long as it's in a shot glass. (full quote)
12818 Because, the average male is walking around with a toddler inside his pants, a two year old right there inside his dockers (full quote)
13250 Have you ever waken up sober after a one night stand and the guy next to you is laying on your arm and he is so ugly you would rather chew your arm off then risk waking him... (full quote)
beekers 1)It has a zippered crotch? Who would wear these in public? 2)Actually, I have them in blue. (full quote)
beekers I know I've only known you for a few days, but I have to tell you...you smell really bad. (full quote)
beekers 1)Jersey, no!!! 2)It's ok, Lil, no one orders water in your bar! 1)He's the Fire Marshall - he can order whatever he wants. (full quote)
beekers 1)That's Rachel, the New York Bitch and I'm Cami, the Russian Tease. We all play our little parts, only Rachel really is a bitch and I really am a tease 2)I keep telling you, Cami, you can only be a tease if you stop sleeping with the customers, dear. Oh yeah, I always forget that part! (full quote)
13714 That was a one time performance, that I have to repeat like every night. (full quote)
15094 I remember the first time that i heard my Mom play Bridge over Troubled Waters by Simon and Garfunkle, I remember exactly what she was wearing, and exactly how her hair smelt and exactly how i felt. And every time I hear that song I remember exaactly what she was wearing and exactly how her hair smelt and exactly how I felt.... because the great songs last forever. I wanna be the person that writes the music. (full quote)
15094 Are you really the owner....? Cause, i've a really rough couple a days, and the last thing I need is some waitress on a power trip.... wasting my time (full quote)
15531 Tonight.. I'm calling the shots (full quote)
16188 I had a good night. I wanted a good night kiss. (full quote)
17064 20 says it's pretty woman, Rachel:i will raise you 10 because it's home alone. Cammie: You guys have to read the signs, I call with Saving Privte Ryan ...:What!? Rachel: lets flip tihs ova.. and Miss Jennifer from Austin says her favorite movie is.........Theres no way you already read this one! ...: oh you are such a cheater Cammie: a naked girl in army boots, easy play to call (full quote)
17064 Lil: Let me take a look at you, Ah let me guess, Piedmont ND Violet: South Amoboi NJ Lil:same thing...do any drugs Violet: Just coffee thats all I can afford right now Lil: Let me see your arms Violet: Are you kidding? Lil: Does it look like i'm kidding?...oh. where'd you get that scar on your wrists? Violet: Pizza oven it's a perment burn, from cutting slices for 4 years Lil: That could be the saddest thing I've ever heard Violet: Whats next a urine sample? Lil: haha I prefer blood (full quote)
17064 ....Just for the record I was only starring at your ass for the first 15 minutes. (full quote)
17064 Trust me Violet... I have a Serious Shopping Problem...! (full quote)
19210 1)You collect comic books. That's so cute. 2)It's not cute...it's very rugged and manly. Just a bit geeky. (full quote)
20078 1. why aren't you any socks? 2. i had a minor disagreement with the cothesdryer. (full quote)
27401 Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black and Jose. You can have it any way you like, . .As long as it's in a shotglass. (full quote)
47139 Violet, that is so cute. Now let me tell you a little somethin' about me. My name is Wendy and I first moved to New York to become a dancer and I broke my big toe. Then I got knocked up by this actor who dumped me to join the peace core, so for the last sixteen years I've been raisin' my daughter all by myself. Then two weeks ago she tells me that she is a bisexual and that she hates me more than any other person. Now, tell me, how I can help you. Please. Because I am just dying to make your dreams come true! (full quote)
caquinn2 Just for the record, I was only staring at your ass for the first fifteen minutes. (full quote)
caquinn2 Ladies, the bidding will start at $25. For one night only, you get this, purebred, housebroken, fully trained, young stud. (full quote)
caquinn2 Sold! For $250! (full quote)
caquinn2 (A) Do you mind telling me why your hiring me? (B) Because, the, um, average male is walking around with a toddler inside his pants. A two year old right there inside his dockers. (A) Men have two year old children in their pants? That's why you're hiring me? (B) You look like a Kindergarten Teacher. The kids will love it. (full quote)
caquinn2 Would you stop with the rules? It's a bar for christ-sake! (full quote)
caquinn2 It's payback time....Mr. O'Donnell. (full quote)