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Joy Ride - 2001 Movie Quotes

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  Fuller: Back off man! I got a gun! Ice truck guy: And I got your MasterCard. (full quote)
23883 1) GO AWAY> WE GOT A GUN 2) and i got a master card (full quote)
25630 So, you still good, or you need me to drive? (full quote)
  1)I NEED to talk to Candy Cane 2) You need to talk to a higly qualified phychiatrist (full quote)
  1) I like it when it keeps everyone inside (full quote)
27411 Rusty Nail: I NEED to talk to Candy Cane. Fuller: You NEED to talk to a highly qualified phychiatrist. (full quote)
27411 Rusty Nail: I like it when it keeps everyone inside. (full quote)
27411 Candy Cane: Room 108...and dont forget the bottle of pink champaigne. (full quote)
CaseySCRM ...and if you could bring some pink champaigne, that's my favorite. (full quote)
  canndy cane? (full quote)
  im looking for candy cane (full quote)
13284 No more bullshit small talk, about me, my relationships, or my car. (full quote)
13284 With the exception of the seat spring piercin my ass, this ride's excellent! (full quote)
13284 1. Sexy choice(looking over car) 2. (in car) Yeah? 1. Vintage 1971 Chrysler Newport. (full quote)
13284 1. If one more damn maid knocks on my door asking about towels... 2. Sorry, Mr. Ellinghouse, it won't happen again. 1. Sorry my ass! Where's your boss? I want the real one, the white one, the one whose first language is f***in English? 3. (interuppting) I'll take a room for the night, please. 1. Not done here, friend! 3. Sorry, amigo! (starts backing off) 1. I haven't slept in two days, you best not mess with me! You just take care of your own shit! (full quote)
13284 This is going to be like a good old-fashioned western, I want you out of Wyoming before the sun goes down. (full quote)
13284 1. You know, Black Sheep, you really ought to get that fixed. 2. Get what fixed? 1. your taillight. (full quote)
13284 Hey, Lewis, you know what I think is a real kick? Pretending that the person I'm talking to is sittin right next to me... right next to me. (full quote)
13284 1. Everything OK? 2. Yeah, damn Ford won't start and he wonders why I drive a Chevy.(pointing to brother hotwiring '71 Ford pickup)1. No shit! (full quote)
13284 I miss Mom's chocolate chip cookies, playing football with Dad on Sundays...wait, that's somebody else's childhood. (full quote)
13284 1. Are you boys all right to get back to the main road? 2. Yeah, fine,now that we're not murdered. (full quote)
13284 1. What kind of range is there on a CB? 2. I don't know, maybe...five miles? 1. Well, I think we should get to a phone, call the cops in Table Rock, let them know that Rusty Nail is back in the area. (full quote)
13284 That is the pain in my ass, and now I got me another one, Mr. Ronald Ellinghouse,lying two inches from dead in my jurisdiction. F***! And all you know is his damn CB handle and MAYBE he drives a truck! Why? Because you sorry-ass punks thought you'd have some fun. Do you know how much shit I have to grapple with now because of what you assholes did? You! You got out of jail when, yesterday? (full quote)
13284 Fuller: 10 cheeseburgers, please. Waitress: You want fries with that? Owner: Is this a publicity stunt because if this wasn't my restaurant...Lewis: A guy is gonna kill a friend of ours if we don;t do this-Owner: Guys, If this wasn't my restaurant,I'd say it was a pretty good one. (full quote)
13284 This prick is such an asshole! (full quote)
  im not going anywhere until somebody tells me why i should be afraid of a radio (full quote)
29060 I'm thinkin' that takin' a little look-see might refreshify your memory. (full quote)
  If we go in there dick's hanging there just gonna call the police (full quote)
13284 (phone rings) 1. Hello? 2. I thought you told me there was no girl. 1. What? 2. You said there was no girl. 1. There isn't any girl! 2. Then what is she doing in the other room with your brother? (full quote)
  - what about Venna? - She stays put. But you are going in there.....naked. (full quote)
  candy cane? I thought I'd lost ya... (lewis)Well I guess fate wouldn't allow that, 'glad to know you've been thinking about me... (full quote)
  1)...I'm gonna make you feel real good... 2)Man, this is turning ME on! (full quote)
  You're not getting anything from me you know why? Because I have something more powerful than your psychosis! (full quote)
  Fuller: Come on, that guy sucks, ok, he totally bodychecked me on the way out. (full quote)
10929 This is like some kinda prehistoric internet. (full quote)
10929 Something borrowed. (full quote)
10929 Breakdown. (full quote)
13284 Hey, Lewis, you know what I think is a real kick? Pretending that the person I'm talking to is right next to me...right next to me. (full quote)
13284 Okay, no cops till Jamestown, so feel free to speed like a motherf*ker for the next 40 miles or so. (full quote)
13284 1. You know, Lewis, you really ought to get that fixed. 2. Get what fixed? 1. your taillight. (full quote)
  Listen you sick fuck. You pathetic lonely walkie talkie freak show mother fucker. I dont have to do anything , ya know why? Because i have something more powerfull than your psychosis. Its called a volume knob and all i have to do to make you go away is turn it all the way to the left...god damn. (full quote)
  1.Ok look you order 30 pizzas for your nieghbor and he opens up on the delivery guy with an ak 47 is that your fault? 2.Maybe it is. 1.Fine play the martyr all you want. 2. No thats not it i just dont know how im gonna walk away from here knowing what we did. 1. Just do what i do, remind yourself that in a hundred years youll be dead its the closest thing ive got to a philosophy. 2. Im takeing you to denver and thats it. (full quote)
13284 1. Doesn't look to bad. 2.~referring to car~ Yeah, I think the dents build some character. 1. Actually, I was talking about fuller. (full quote)
13284 1. You came all the way to Salt Lake just for me? 2. Well, technically, you are still my brother. (full quote)
46184 1 Hey Black Sheep, you better get that fixed. 2 Get what fixed. 1 your taillight. (full quote)