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My First Mister - 2000 Movie Quotes

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36577 I like chocolate.It's warm and dark,the way I imagine a hug would be.-J (full quote)
36577 Why can't you be like other kids? Stand in lines at clubs,smoke cigars,dance,experiment with bisexuality.You know teenage stuff.-R (full quote)
36577 Shut up Sybil,shut up-Randy Sybil?-J Yeah,you know the woman with eight home phone numbers.It's not necessarily a bad thing.A woman with a plethora of personalities can be very enchanting. Fuck you-J Fuck you-Randy Fuck you-J Fuck you,all eight of you-Randy (full quote)
36577 I'm a dick-R No,you're not a dick,I'm very familiar with dicks.You are just a man that wouldn't let anyone get close to him because you knew you were sick.-Patty (full quote)
36577 I don't know if you're a good thing,or if you're like the fucking plague.-Randy (full quote)
36577 Look I'm a bitter asshole,okay.I have been most of my life,I usually keep it to myself though.-Randy (full quote)
36577 Thanks twilight zone.-Randy (full quote)
36577 Would you stay?-R I don't know,would you ask?-Patty (full quote)
36577 To dive or not to dive,the question of my generation.-J (full quote)
36577 good news,I didn't get caught for stealing.Bad news,I got fired for farting.-J (full quote)
36577 I am in fact the boy who cried fuck.-R (full quote)
36577 My lover is in the bathroom getting coffee out of his nose.-J (full quote)
36577 You know in spite of what you're doing you should know you're very beautiful.-R You think I'm beautiful?-J (full quote)
36577 Sup with you and the dying guy?-J's dad. I only sleep with unavailable men.-Patty (full quote)
36577 You said two o'clock anal dude.what happened?You're never late.-J (full quote)
36577 I care about you more than anyone else in the world.-R (full quote)
36577 You still have your life.-R No I don't.I don't because I love you so much-J (full quote)
36577 R,I'd like to introduce you to your son.-J Son?-R&Patty Son.-J Dad!-Randy (full quote)
36577 I missed you.-R You did?-J Yes I did.-R I missed you too.-J It's good stuff this missing stuff.-R (full quote)
36577 what's he like?-R He's kind of like you.-J So he's an asshole?-R Worse,he's a pathetic loser asshole.-J That's my boy.-R (full quote)
36577 Can I ask you a question?-Randy Sure.-R What are we suppose to talk about?-Randy I don't know,I'm a fucking father.I'll leave you money for therapy.-R (full quote)
36577 I wish I could have known you.-R Well,I don't to drugs.-Randy *holds up arm with morphine drip* I do.-R I failed Algebra.-Randy That's okay.I failed your mother.-R Yeah you did.She told me you were dead.-Randy I was.-R (full quote)
36577 I just want to let you know,as far as dads go you probably would have been an alright one.-Randy (full quote)
36577 I'd like to propose a toast to all the special f words: to friends,family,fate,forgiveness,and forever.-J (full quote)
36577 Death touched her lips to say goodbye.And to remember the man who touched her first.Toched her with his heart that is hers forever,my first mister.-J (full quote)
36577 Death touched her lips to say goodbye.And to always remember the man who touched her first.Toched her with his heart that is hers forever,my first mister.-J (full quote)
36577 A man of few words.A life with more questions than answers.He awoke in me my heart,which beats stronger because of him and all that he has left me.I think it's time I got out of the elegy business.-J (full quote)
  so i'm sitting in creative writing class surrounded by alien creatures with pretentious names like ashley, cody. i'm not really into people. (full quote)
  home is a place where you keep yourself, and socks are for keeping everything warm. (full quote)
  eulogy #432 she was loved by no one. she chose indifference as her state of mind. she leaves behind not even a memory, because she never existed. (full quote)
  i don't hate my family, i'm happy i'm not them, you know. hate's an emotion, i'm not good with emotion and stuff... (full quote)
  R- you have all of these people who care about you, you have a family... J- oh yeah, great family... R- oh, so what if they're all insane. go lock them up, who cares, at least they're here. i wish my parents were here. i can't even call them up to say 'i hate you'. you don't know how lucky you are... J- i don't feel so lucky... R- well, you won't let yourself... (full quote)
  well, i'm three quarter through the understanding stage, but it hurt me though. i'm just not good with pain, as if there really ever was good pain. i don't know, i used to think so, but i don't now... ramble, ramble, ramble.. (full quote)
  i think its time i got out of the eulogy business (full quote)
  ode to my face jewelry metal; shiny, sharp good pain i inflicted myself adorning my face where a smile used to be once as a baby when pain had no definition now grown and alone my jewelry off naked again identity gone (full quote)
  ode to my face jewelry metal: shiny, sharp; good pain i inflicted myself; adorning my face; where a smile used to be; once as a baby; when pain had no definition; now grown and alone; my jewelry off; naked again; identity gone (full quote)
  J: mom i need to tell you something important. Mother: oh look at you in this pretty green shirt. you match the jello! would you like some.. (full quote)