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Snatch - 2000 Movie Quotes


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9604 and who would that be tommy, ze Germans? (full quote)
9604 MAN 1,I'm betting the Hare gets Fucked. MAN 2, what you mean proper fucked! (full quote)
9604 Now it turns out that this guy is a gypys bare nuckle boxing champion, which makes him harder then a coffin nail. (full quote)
9742 I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from? (full quote)
  I fucking hate pikeys. (full quote)
  Sneaky fucking russian. (full quote)
  Drop ze gun fat boy. (full quote)
  Heavy is good, heavy is reliable, if does not work , can always hit him with it. (full quote)
  Are you using dog shit for toothpaste mullet? (full quote)
  Are you using dog shit for toothpaste mullet? (full quote)
  No body brings a fella the size of you unless they trying to say something without talking. (full quote)
  Turkish-- How long on those sausages, Bruce? Bruce-- Five minutes, Turkish. Turkish-- It was two minutes five minutes ago... (full quote)
  Turkish-- I want a caravan, and you're going to buy it for me. Tommy-- what's wrong with the one we have now? Turkish-- Oh nothing, Tommy, it's tip top... I'm just not so sure about the color... (as he pulls the door off it's hinges). (full quote)
272 TOMMY:sorry Mickey's just give us the money back and you can keep the caravan. MICKEY:what the fuck do I want that caravan for it got no fucking wheels. (full quote)
272 TOMMY:well who took the jam out of your donut TURKISH: you you took the jam out of my donut Tommy (full quote)
272 Tommy's my partner it doesn't mean we hold hands and take windy walks it just means I keep him out of as much trouble as he gets me into (full quote)
272 TOMMY:well what if the other guy knocks the gypsey out. TURKISH:then I imagine we get murdered bfore we leave the building and we get fed to the pigs. TOMMY:I'm glad to see your climbing the walls in anxiety. (full quote)
272 HAROLD:he wasn't talking to you fuck face. TURKISH:fuck face well thats a good one Harold I'll have to remember that one the next time I'm crawling off our mom. (full quote)
272 HAROLD:he wasn't talking to you fuck face. TURKISH:fuck face well thats a good one Harold I'll have to remember that one the next time I'm crawling off your mom. (full quote)
9836 BONJOUR! (full quote)
9836 i dont care if he's got fuckin' hazelnuts. (full quote)
  Sol: I bought some extra loud blanks just in case. Vinny: what, in case we have to deafen em to death? (full quote)
  Tommy: You shouldn't drink that stuff anyways. Turkish: And why not? Tommy: S'not in sync with evolution. Turkish: Oh shut up. (full quote)
  AVI: How do you want to get rid of him? TONY: Well, do you want to shoot him? AVI: That's a little noisy, isn't it? TONY: Well, do you want to stab him? AVI: That's a little cold blooded, isn't it? TONY: Do you want to kill him or not? HIT MAN: I'll cut him, I've got a blade. AVI: Yeah, that's the spirit. (full quote)
  He's got as many of THESE nuts and he's got of THESE nuts (full quote)
  It's a bit funky in here isn't it? (full quote)
  AVI: I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do something terrible. (full quote)
  1:Fuck me Tommy, that's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doin in your trousers? 2: It's protection. 1: Protection from who? Zee Germans. (full quote)
  Doug the Head: Avi! Cousin Avi: Shut up and sit down you big-balled fuck! (full quote)
  Deadly kick for a fat fucka. (full quote)
10641 Do you know what nemesis means? It is a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an audible count, ME. (full quote)
10641 If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. Next time you stop me whilst I'm walking I'll cut your f***ing jacobs off. (full quote)
  I thought you said he was a getaway driver, what can he get away from? (full quote)
  Get yer tounge out of my arse Erol. Dogs do that. your not a dog are you Erol. (full quote)
10549 never underestimate the predictability of stupidity (full quote)
  Why do I want a caravan with no fuckin' wheels? (full quote)
  Tony: You mean Boris the Blade, as in Boris the Bulletdodger? Avi: How come the call him Boris the Bulletdoger? Tony: Because he dodges bullets, Avi! (full quote)
  Tony: What's your name? Vinny: Shoot him! (Sol goes to pistolwhip Tony but he catches his arm) Vinny: LET-GO-OF-THE-GUN! Tony: your obviously the big dick and the man on either side of you are your balls. You know there are two types of balls. Big, brave balls and little minzy faggot balls. Vinny: These are your last words so make them a prayer! Tony: your shrinking and so are your balls. You lack vision. Dicks aren't really clever. They smell some pussy and want a piece of the action. You thought you smelled some good old pussy and brought your two little faggot balls along for a good ole time. But your mistaken. There's no pussy here, just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. And the fact that your guns say replica and mine says Desert Eagle .50 should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now FUCK OFF!! (full quote)
  what do you mean you lost him? he isnt a set of fucking car keys now is he? (full quote)
11654 you shouldn't drink that stuff anyway, it's not in sink with evolution. (full quote)
  Brick Top, etc: tyrone...you silly fat bastard (full quote)
  Vince: This is a shotgun, Solemon Sol: No, It's a fucking anti- aircraft gun Vincent! (full quote)
  Do you know why they call him Frankie Four Fingers Doug? Cuz he makes STUPID bets with STUPID people and when he cant pay up, they give him the CHOP Doug, and im not talking about his fuckin foreskin either. (full quote)
  Dags? Oh, DOGS. Sure, I like dags...I like caravans more. (full quote)
  DO YOU KNOW what NEMISES MEANS (full quote)
  DO YOU KNOW what NEMISES MEANS (full quote)
  London? Yes! London! Ya know fish, chips, cup o tea, bad food, worst weather, Marry fuckin Poppins, London! (full quote)
  It was in a funny angle. (full quote)
  Sugar? No thanks, I'm sweet enough. (full quote)
  what's tha? It's a gun. That's not a gun. It's an anti-fuckin-aircraft weapon! (full quote)
  Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity (full quote)
  BRICK TOP: youre a ruthless little cunt Liam Ill give you that. But Ive got no time for grasses, feed im to the pigs boys..... What the fuck are you two looking at? (full quote)
  TOMMY: what happens if the dogs catch the hare? TURKISH: Then the big rabbit gets facked. TOMMY: what? Proper fucked? (full quote)
  TOMMY: whats up? Dont you think I've got the Minerals? (full quote)
  AVI: open the dog up. TONY: What? It's not like its a tin of fucking baked beans Avi. (full quote)
  TURKISH: youre not exactly Mr Current affairs are you Tommy? Mad fish Harry.....went mad. And John the gun.... Shot himself. (full quote)
  TOMMY: I was trying to get a good deal. TURKISH: I fail to see the correlation between losing ten grand, hostpitalising Gorgeous, and a good deal! (full quote)
  Man:Hey fuckface, I don't think he was talking to you... Vinny: Fuckface...I like that one now, I'll have to remember that next time I'm climbing off your mum. (full quote)
  You're not a dog are you Gary? (full quote)
  Give me the diamond I put it back in the suitcase. Well then, open the briefcase. I can't. Why not? Because the only man who knew the combination, you just shot. (full quote)
  Who is gonna rob 2 black men holding pistols in a car that's worth less than your shirt? Bullet Tooth Tony and his friend Desert Eagle .50 (full quote)
  Errol: He's pissed in my fuckin pocket. Bricktop: Tony, ain't you house trained? (full quote)
  (1)what the fuck did you do that for? (2)WELL, YOU WANTED TO KNOW IF THEY WORKED! (1) I didn't mean for you to fucking go and shoot them in the car! (full quote)
  BRICKTOP: Do you know what nemesis means? A rightous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt...me (full quote)
  group OF TEENAGERS: It's a free country isn't it? DOUG THE HEAD: But it ain't a free shop is it? so fuck off! (full quote)
  do you know what nemisis means? a ritious infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent personified in this case by a horrible cunt .. me! (full quote)
  London? London. London? yea London. Ya know, fish chips cup o tea, bad food worst weather, Mary fuckin Poppins London. (full quote)
  London? London. London? yea London. Ya know, fish chips cup o tea, bad food worst weather, Mary fuckin Poppins London. (full quote)
  Turkish: What the fuck!! You put Gorgeous George into a bare knuckle boxing match 2 days before he fights the bomber! Tommy: He was off his size! Turkish: Tommy you put the man into bare knuckle boxing match what the fuck did you expect? A grease down and a shiatsu? Tommy: Who put the jam out your donut? Turkish: You did Tommy, you put the fucking jam out my donut!!! Tommy: Look you said get a good deal. Turkish: A fail to reconigze the correlation in losing ten grand, hospitalising Gorgeous, and a good deal? Now what am i going to tell Bricktop, that his fight aint going to happen? Tommy: We replace the fighter. Turkish: Oh and hope that he doesn't notice and who the fuck gonna replace him then? Tommy: How about John the Gun or Mad Fish Willy. Turkish: Tommy your not exaclty Mr Current affairs are you Tommy? Mad Fish Willy went mad. And the gun shot himself. Turkish: ...Jesus. Tommy: What?! Turkish: Will use the fucking pikey! (full quote)
  the bit when mickey is talkin and turkish and tommy dont know what the hell hes talking about (full quote)
2188 Avi! Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck! (full quote)
9633 Do you know what Nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an horrible count...me. (full quote)
11654 in the silent words of the virgin mary... come again. (full quote)
11654 nobody brings a fellow the size of you unless they're tryin to say somethin without talkin, right boss. (full quote)
11654 deal was you bought it how you saw it. now look, i've helped you as much as i'm gonna help you, you see that car? i suggest you use it while you still got the legs to carry you. (full quote)
11654 tommy, the tit, is prayin. and if he isn't, he fuckin should be. (full quote)
11654 never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. (full quote)
11654 1: it's a 2 ton truck tyrone, it's not as though it's a packet of fuckin peanuts is it? 2: it was at a funny angle. 1: it's behind you, when you reverse things come from behind you. (full quote)
11654 you're always going to have trouble carrying a body in one piece. it seems the best thing to do is cut it into 6 pieces and pile 'm all together. (full quote)
11891 Need to 'ave a shite! (full quote)
11993 Ya like dags? (full quote)
12047 Tommy: what if the pikey knocks the other man out before the fourth? Turkish: We get murdered before we leave the building and i would imagine we get fed to the pigs. (full quote)
12243 I fucking hate Pikies. (full quote)
12397 Vinny:Why'd we stop here?What's the matter with that space over there? Tyrone:It's to tight. Vinny:Too tight??You could land a jumbo-fickin-jet in there!!!!! (full quote)
12397 Solomon:Leave him lone.He's a natura,ain't you,Tyrone? Tyrone:Course I am Vinny:A natural-fuckin-idiot,Tyrone,what have you done???? (full quote)
12397 Policeman1:Could you tell me...why you've got a dead man with an arm missing in your boot?? Policeman2:hey George...is that a tea cosy on his head? (full quote)
12397 Avi: so...what should I call you? Bullet?Tooth? Bullet thooth Tony:call me susan if it makes you happy. (full quote)
12397 BRICKTOP:Do you know these tits,Errol? ERROL:I know a lot of tits....but I don't know any as fuckin stupid as these two.... (full quote)
12397 BRICKTOP:You're walkin on thin-fuckin-ice, my pedigree chums.And I shall be under it when it breaks.Now,Fuck off. (full quote)
12397 TURKISH:Boris the blade, or boris the bullet-dodger...Bent as the soviet sickle and hard as the hammer that crosses it... (full quote)
12397 BRICKTOP:I don't care if he is Muhammad-I'm hard-Bruce Lee! (full quote)
12397 MIKEY:All right! I'll do it for a caravan!...TURKISH:A what?!?!??! PIKEYS:A caravan!!!!...TOMMY:It was us that wanted a caravan...Anyway...What's wrong with this one?..MIKEY:Ah, it's not for me...(sweetly)it's for me ma....TOMMY:your what????!??...PIKEYS:His ma!!!!! (full quote)
12397 TURKISH:Now I'm changing fighter....And Bricktop's gonna exploit the situation...He's gonna pull my pants down...grease me up....and aim for penetration. (full quote)
12397 TURKISH:You put the man into a bare-knuckle boxing match...What the fuck did you expect?!?!?!?A grease down and a shiatsu???? (full quote)
12397 ROSEBUD:I need a gun.TONY:You don't,Rosebud,my old son.You need me. (full quote)
12397 AVI:why do they call him the bullet-dodger??TONY:because he DODGES BULLETS,Avi!!!! (full quote)
12397 ERROL:Oink,Oink!...So,that's where you keep the sugar!! (full quote)
12397 MIKEY:Save you breath for coolin' your porridge.... (full quote)
12397 Tommy:what? You saying I can't shoot? Turkish:Oh, no, Tommy...I wasn't saying you can't shoot. I KNOW you can't shoot. (full quote)
12397 Bricktop:I want to use the pikey. Turkish:All right. Of course. Bricktop:Of course, fucking of course! I wasn't asking, I was telling! (full quote)
12397 SOL:Fill that bag. GIRL:All bets are off. SOL:I am not in here to make a fucking bet. GIRL:Appreciated... but all... bets...are... off.If all bets are off, then there can't be any money, can there? SOL: I ain't fucking buying that. GIRL: That's handy because I ain't fucking selling it. lt's a fact! (full quote)
13098 what do you want I should do? (full quote)
13098 you're a sensitive boy, ain't ya, tommy (full quote)
13280 Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George. Bricktop: Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys, is he? And it's not as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous, is it? (full quote)
13408 BRICKTOP: youre a ruthless little cant Liam, Ill give ya that.... But Ive got no time for grasses, feed him to the pigs boys. What the fuck are you two lookin at? (full quote)
13591 -What the fuck are you doing here? -It's a free country isn't it? -Well it's not a free shop! Now fuck off! (full quote)
13591 -This is a piker camp site! -Ten points! (full quote)
14150 Why do they call him 'The Bullet Dodger'? Because he dodges fuckin' bullets! (full quote)
14455 I need to have a shite! (full quote)
15055 My name is Turkish. Funny name for an englishman, I know. My parents happened to be on the same plane when it crashed. Thats how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash. (full quote)
15055 what do I know about diamonds...? I'm a boxing promoter. I was a happy boxing promoter, until a week ago. Then... what do I know about diamonds? Don't they come from Antwerp? (full quote)
15097 You're always goin to have problems lifting a body in 1 piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into 6 pieces and pile it all togetha. And when you got your 6 pieces you gotta get rid of'em 'cause it's no good leavin' it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs, you gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a piss head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggie's digestion. You could do this afterwards o'course but you don't wanna go siftin' thru pig shit now do ya. They will go thru bone like butta. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting so be wary of any man who owns a pig farm. They will go thru a body that weighs 200 pounds in about 8 minutes. That means that a single pig can consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression 'as greedy as a pig'. (full quote)
15119 Ever cross the road and looked the wrong way ? Then hey, presto there's a car nearly on you ? So what do you do ?Something very silly .You freeze and your life doesn't flash before your eyes cuz your too fucking scared . You just freeze and pull a stupid face. (full quote)
15803 (scottish accent) Save your breath for cooling your porridge (full quote)
15803 WHy the fuck do I want a caravan that's got no fucking whells. (full quote)
15836 You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy, and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster! (full quote)
17437 Who took the jam out of your donut? (full quote)
17437 He's about as jewish as he is a monkey (full quote)
17437 1> True, but you're a bad boy yardie, and bad boy yardies are supposed to know how to dispose of bodies 2> I create the bodys, not erase the bodies. (full quote)
17437 1> who was it 2> b-boris 1> boris... the bullet dodger 2> yah! 3> why do they call him the bullet dodger? 1> because he dodges bullets, Avi (full quote)
  He tells people he's Jewish, he wishes he was Jewish, he even tells his family they're Jewish. But he's about as Jewish as he is a friggin' monkey. (full quote)
  1: Why do they call him Boris the Bullet Dodger? 2: Because he dodges bullets. (full quote)
  You can call me Susan if it makes you happy. (full quote)
  you put the stone in the case? why don't you chop it off then? we're not butchers, Boris (full quote)
  You can keep the 10 Grand along with the body, but if i see you muthaf*ckas again/.....welll look what happened to him. (full quote)
  You can keep the silly fat wanker, the lads can't lift em. (full quote)
  How are you doin vincent? I'd be doin a lot better if you'd stop using my name! (full quote)
  Yeah, London. Fish, chips, cup o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary Fucking Poppins, London! (full quote)
  Mimuthawansacaravan. (full quote)
  Doug: Avi!!! Avi: Sit down and shut-up you big bald fuck (full quote)
  Sol: He's a natural, ain't ya Tyrone? Tyrone: Of course I am. Vinnie: A natural fucking idiot! Tyrone what have you done? Sol: Yea Tyrone, what have you done? Tyrone: You hassle me you see what happens. Vinnie: No don't move it. Otherwise people'll see the damage. What'd you do that for? Vinnie: It's a four-ton truck tyrone. It ain't as if it's a pack of fuckin peanuts, now is it? Tyrone: It was at a funny angle! Vinnie: It's behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come from behind you. (full quote)
  Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. (full quote)
  Sit down and shut up you big, bald fuck! (full quote)
  In the polite words of the virgin mary, come again? (full quote)
  TONY: your Having Second Thoughts...your Shrinking....And your Two Little Balls Are Shrinking With You (full quote)
  86 Carats. Where? London. London? Yes, London. London? Yes, London! You know, fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Marry fuckin' Poppins! (full quote)
  Vinny: What's wrong with the space over there Tyrone? Tyrone: It's too tight. Vinny: Too tight?! You could land a jumbo-fuckin'-jet in there! (full quote)
  Right now tommy, the tit, is praying. And if he isn't he fuckiong should be. (full quote)
  BRICKTOP: In the quiet words of the virgin mary.....come again? (full quote)
  Tony: So..your obviously the big dick..and the man on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls: There are big, brave balls, and there are little mintzy faggot balls. Vinny: These are your last words so make them a prayer! Tony:your dicks have drive and clarity of vision. They're not clever.They smell pussy and want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy...and have brought your two little faggot balls along for a good ole time. But got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick...you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking...and your two little balls are shrinkin with ya. The fact that you've got replica writtin down the side of your gun...and the fact that i've got Desert Eagle .50...writtin down the side of mine..should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now...Fuck off. (full quote)
  Oh nothing Tommy. It's tip-top. I'm just not sure about the color. (full quote)
  Why'd-i-wanna frickin' caravan fo'? it's got no fucking wheels! (full quote)
  Why'd-i-wanna frickin' caravan fo'? it's got no fucking wheels! (full quote)
  sol: ooh is that him? Vinnie: i dunno. How many fingers did he have? Sol i'm sorry i couldn't get the bi-noc-u-lars out in time (full quote)
  do you know what nemisis means ?? a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent...personified in this case by a horrible c*nt.....ME !.............jamie (full quote)
  so your obviously the big dick and they and either side of ya are your balls....there are 2 types of balls..big brave balls and mincy little faggit balls your dicks have driven clarity of vision but there not clever they smell pussy and they wanna peice of the action and you thought you'd smelt some good old pussy and have bought your mincy little balls along for a good old time...ut youv'e got your partys muddled up... theres no pussy here just a dose that'll make ya wish you'd been born a women.......like a prick your having second thoughts your shrinking...and your 2 little balls are shrinking with ya....the fact that youv'e got REPLICA written down the sides of your guns and the fact that iv'e got DESERT EAGLE .50 written down the side of mine shud precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your precense...now ....f*ck off!.............submitted by jamie (full quote)
  MICKY:- your not going untill the jobs done you fat lump: (full quote)
  do you know what a nemisiss is (full quote)
  Lincon:Well what happened to 'im? Sol: He got shot in da face lincon i thought that'd obvious (full quote)
  Then the big hare gets fucked. Fucked?Proper fucked. (full quote)
  Does your little lady friend have something to say? (full quote)
  Boris, Franky fucking Four Fingers has a diamond the size of a fist. I sent him to you to buy a gun. what else do you want me to do? Hit him for you? But don't you hit him either! Americans can't know it was Russian. (full quote)
  SOL: Nope, it's a moissanite. Lincoln: A what-anaite ? SOL: Moissanite is an artificial diamond, Lincoln .. it's Mickey Mouse man .. spurious [Lincoln still scratching his beard].. NOT genuine, and it's woth ... fuck o. (full quote)
  Anything to declare? Yeah don't go to England! (full quote)
  Franky 4 Fingers-Vere is ze stone? MAN SHOUTS Franky-Vere is ze stoone? (full quote)
  You mean Frankie, I got a fucking problem with gambling Four-Fingers? You know why they call him Frankie Four-Fingers, Doug? 'Cause he makes stupid bets, and when he doesn't pay, they give him the chop! (full quote)
  I'll see you avi (full quote)
  Shut up and sit down, you big bald fuck. I don't like leaving my country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving my country for anything more than warm, sunny beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats in them. --We've got beaches here, Avi. Well who the fuck wants to see them? I hope you can appreciate the concern I have for my friend Franky. We're gonna find him, Doug, and you're gonna help me find him - and we're gonna start at that fight. (full quote)
  Mickey:(mumbles incoherently) Have I made myself clear, boys? Turkish:Do you understand a single word of what he just said? (full quote)
  Franky4Fingers:I am not in Rome, Doug, I am in a rush. (full quote)
  i like rice (full quote)
  You can call me susan if it makes you happy! (full quote)
  Hey! There's poop in my butt, and i fart and shit there! shit fucking poop paifery daifery (full quote)
  You can fit a fucking jumbo jet in there! (full quote)
  Bricktop: theres a campsite full of pikeys who might not think you're so fuckin funny .... not when theyre putting out the flames out on their childrens backs!! (full quote)
  Do you know what Nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a horrible cunt...me. it's not 'audible count' or 'horrible count', it's 'HORRIBLE CUNT' (full quote)
  There are two kinds of balls in this world, there are big brave balls, and then there are little mincey faggot balls (full quote)
  So, you're obviously the big dick, and there on the side of you are your balls. There are 2 types of balls. There are big brave balls and mincy little faggot balls. Now dicks are driven by clarity of vision, but they're not clever. They smell pussy and want a piece of the action. And you thought you smellt some good old pussy. And you brought your 2 little mincy balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There ain't no pusy here. Just a Doster that makes you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick you're having second thoughts. You're shrinkin. And you 2 litte balls are shrinkin with ya. Now the fact that you've got replica written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I have desert eagle written down the side of mine, should percipitate your balls into shrinkin, along with your presence. Now.... Fuck Off... (full quote)
  Doug the Head :What the fuck are you doing here ? Kid : It is a free country innit ? Doug the Head : Well, it ain t a free shop, is it ? So, FUCK OFF ! (full quote)
  Tyrone: Don't worry 'bout me, just worry 'bout that dog dribblin' on my seats. (full quote)
  Mullet: I heard you weren't about much these days Tone. Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you know? Still warm the blood that courses through my veins. Unlike yours Mullet. (full quote)
  Who the fucks talkin' to you boy (full quote)
  Who the fucks talkin' to you boy? (full quote)
  So why didn't you 'bust a cap in his ass', Tommy?! (full quote)
  now we are fucked (full quote)
  pull your socks up Avi (full quote)
  Bullet thoot Tony tries to shoot Tyrone but he's out of bullets: 'well, arent't you a lucky motherfucker!' (full quote)
  Solomon: Its a moisonite...gangsta: a whatonite...solomon: moisonite, its fake, not genuine, and its worth....fuckoff. (full quote)
  You mean Frankie, I got a fucking problem with gambling fuckin Four-Fingers? You know why they call him Frankie Four-Fingers, Doug? 'Cause he makes stupid bets with stupid people, and when he doesn't pay, they give him the chop! and im not talkin about his fuckin foreskin either. (full quote)
  can u tell me what a dead man with an arm missing is doing in your boot, is that a tea cossie on his head (full quote)
  I Need To Hav A Shite! (full quote)
  Doug: What You Think your Doin? Jew: Well Its A Free Country Innit? Doug: Well It Aint A Free Shop Is It??...... So Fuck Off! (full quote)
  no, all bets at the bookies are off, so no i dont get my fight do i you fucking prat! (full quote)
  i hate fuckin pikeys (full quote)
  i hate fuckin pikeys (full quote)
  Doug the Head- Avi! Cousin Avi- Sit down you big bald fuck. (full quote)
  You know, London! Fish, chips. Cup o tea. Bad accents. Worse weather. LONDON! (full quote)
  Customs Official- Anything to declare? Avi- Yeah, don't go to England. (full quote)
  When a car is racing towards you your life dosen't flash before you cause your'e too fucking scared. And you do a very stupid thing. You freeze. You freeze and pull a silly face. But the Pikey didn't. He intended to run the car down. So he reacted. And a pikey reaction is quite a fucking thing. (full quote)
  1# This, is a gun Solomon. 2# It is a fucking anti-aircraft gun Vincent. (full quote)
  listen to me you fucken fringe. (full quote)
  Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous act of retribution manifested by an appropraite agent. Personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, Me. -Bricktop (full quote)
  yeah, hes a natural, a natural f*cking idiot (full quote)
  Brick Top: Do You Know what Nemesis Means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an approriate agent personified in this instance by an 'Orrible Cunt, Me! (full quote)
  Vincent: Wha' we stopped here for? what's wrong with that space over there? Tyrone: It's too tight Vincent: Too tight? you could land a jumbo fucking jet in there. Sol: Hey, leave him alone. He's a natural, ain't ya Tyrone? Tyrone: Course I am. (full quote)
  Put a leash on her Turkish,before she gets bitten...and you don't want to get bitten now,do you sweetheart? (full quote)
  Mickey - If I win, I get the caravan and a pair of those shoes. If I lose, Ah fuck'it I'll do the fight for free! (full quote)
  Tommy: Who took that jelly out of your doughnut? Turkish: YOU did, Tommy, you took the fucking jelly out of my doughnut. (when Tommy Tells him the Gorgous got knocked out...BTW...Golden Brown BEST SONG. (full quote)
  if i was a donkey i'd lay into you with the fist of my c*ck! (full quote)
  not a bad kick for a fat fuck (full quote)
  Now, we are fucked. (full quote)
  turkish,the fights twice the size, i gotta take care of me master, and me ma' needs a caravan (full quote)
  put a lead on her turkish before she gets bitin and you dont want to get bite now do ya darlin (full quote)
  Gorgeous George: Offa pack of fuckin pykies? whats wrong wi you!? This....will get messy. (full quote)
Stitch Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. (full quote)
trip A pint of the black stuff (full quote)
9307 No Tommy it's tip top, I'm just not sure about the color. (full quote)
9307 Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that? Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish. Turkish: No, Tommy. There'a a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers? Tommy: It's for protection. Turkish: Protection from what? 'Zee Germans'? (full quote)
9307 1)Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger? 2)Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger? 1)'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi. (full quote)
10929 But this time I do want him to go down in the fourth. And I do mean it this time. (full quote)
10929 Yeah, yeah, but first we get the stone, Rosey, first the stone, and then I'll get you to a doctor, and not just any doctor, boychick, I'm going to get you to a nice Jewish doctor. (full quote)
10929 Viva Las Vegas. (full quote)
10929 Lucky Star. (full quote)
16904 Now... we are fucked. (full quote)
17437 give us the blower, will you susan? (full quote)
18605 Is that Boris? (full quote)
msdevo1 Go and put the kettle on. Do you take sugar? No thanks Turkish. I'm sweet enough. (full quote)
19229 It's not as though he's incon-fucking-spicous now is he? (full quote)
19229 Perriwinkle Blue boys! (full quote)
19229 Why the fuck do I want a caravan that's got no fucking wheels? (full quote)
19350 Dags...whats a dag? Ohhhh, dogs! Sure I like dogs...I like caravans better. (full quote)
19350 How are then sausages coming Tommy? (full quote)
19724 Do you know what mnemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a horrible cunt. Me! (full quote)
19724 In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again! (full quote)
19724 There are 2 types of balls. There are big,brave balls and there are little,mincey,faggotty balls. (full quote)
20319 Drop the case, or I shoot (full quote)
21209 It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun Vincent. (full quote)
21427 -Tommy: Who took the jam outta your donut? -Turkish: You took the fucking jam outta my donut Tommy, you did! (full quote)
21864 TURKISH:For every action, there is a reaction; and a pikey reaction is one fucking thing (full quote)
22216 Find my friend a nice Jewish doctor! (full quote)
azazel44 Avi! Sit down and shut up u big bald fuck! I dont like leavin my own country atleast not for anything less than warm sandy beaches with little straw hats! We have warm sandy beaches. Yeah well who the fuck wants to see 'em. (full quote)
23651 Bet you can box a little,can't ya sir, Aye, you look like a boxer! (full quote)
23950 (Bullet Tooth Tony)-the fact that your guns say REPLICA down the side and the fact that mine says, DESERT EAGLE .50 should precipitate your balls shrinking along with your presense!!!! (full quote)
24910 Tony: Don't take the piss Boris! (full quote)
24910 sol: ooh is that him? vinnie: i dunno. how many fingers did he have? sol: im sorry i couldn't get the bi-noc-u-lars out in time (full quote)
24910 Mullet: what You doing Tony? Tony: driving down the street with your head stuck in me window, what do you think i'm doing you pe-nas? (full quote)
24910 errol: Calm down son, behave yourself. Tommy: i'm the one whos got the gun son, i think it's you who should behave yourself (full quote)
24910 Errol: we're in govner. Bricktop: goody gum drops (full quote)
25085 You can keep that silly fat wanker. The lads can't lift him. (full quote)
25209 1)Why? What's the matter with this one? 2)[door breaks off while trying to open] Oh nothing, it's tip top, I just don't like the color. (full quote)
Marla&Tyler Drivin' down the road with your head stuck in me winda. (full quote)
26076 in the words of the virgin mary.... come again? (full quote)
26076 a heavy gun is realiable. if it doesnt work, you can always hit them with it. (full quote)
Evenstar My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman I know. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) Is he allowed to do that? 2) Its an unlicensed boxing match. Not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other. (full quote)
Evenstar I fucking hate pikeys. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) What is a gun doing in your trousers? 2) For protection. 1) Protection from what? Ze Germans? (full quote)
Evenstar You know gyp-os Sol, They're always throwing dogs in with deals. (full quote)
Evenstar Tommy, the tit, is praying. And if he isn't he fucking should be. (full quote)
Evenstar Who took the jam out of your donut? (full quote)
Evenstar I don't care if he's Muhammed-Imad-Bruce Lee you cant change fighters. (full quote)
Evenstar I'm not looking for Vegas and I'm not looking for legal. I'm looking for Frankie fucking Four-Fingers. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) I ain't fucking buying that. 2) Well thats handy because I ain't fucking selling it (full quote)
Evenstar 1) I reckon the hare gets fucked 2) what? proper fucked? (full quote)
Evenstar I create the bodies, I dont erase the bodies (full quote)
Evenstar Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm (full quote)
Evenstar 1) So what should I call you? Bullet? Tooth? 2) You can call me Susan if you want. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) A bookies got blagged last night. 2) Blagged? Speak English to me Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language and so far no one seems to speak it. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) Why do they call him the bullet dodger? 2) because he dodges bullets, Avi. (full quote)
Evenstar How silly do I feel? his mum is still smouldering beside us and I'm asking him to fight (full quote)
Evenstar the face that you've got replica written down the side of your guns, and the fact that i've got desert eagle .50 written on the side of mine should precipitate your balls shrinking along with your prescence. Now fuck off. (full quote)
Evenstar Who's gonna mug two black fellows holding pistols set in a car thats worth less than your shirt? (full quote)
Evenstar You should never underestimate the predicatbility of stupidity. (full quote)
Evenstar I'm getting heartburn, Tony do something terrible (full quote)
Evenstar 1) Anything to declare? 2) Yea, don't go to England. (full quote)
Evenstar You ever cross the road and look the wrong way and presto theres a car nearly on you? So waht do you do? Something very silly. You freeze and your life doesnt flash before you because your too fucking scared to think. You just freeze and pull a stupid face. (full quote)
Evenstar For every action there is a reaction.. and a pikey reaction is quite a fucking thing. (full quote)
Riccishere Why would I want a caravan if its got no fuckin' wheels? (full quote)
29536 Turkish> So will you do it? Micky> that depends. Turkish> on what? Micky> on you buying this caravan. Turkish> It's not the same caravan! Micky> it's not the same fight! Turkish> but it's twice the fucking size of the last one! Micky> Turkish the fight is twice the size and me Ma still needs a caravan. I like to look after me Ma. It's a fair deal take it. Turkish> Mickey you're lucky we aren't wormfood after you last performance and buying a tarts mobile palace is a little fucking rich....I wasn't calling your mom a tart it just that.. Mickey> ah save you breath for cooling your pourage!! (full quote)
29536 Micky> I'll make you a deal (dog barks tries to attack him) Fucker!! I'll bet ya for it. Turkish> you'll what? Pikeys> he'll bet ya for it!! Turkish> what like you did with Tommy? Do me a favor Micky. Micky> I will...I'll harecourse ya for it..I win you buy my Ma the caravan and I also get a pair of them shoes(laughs) you win fuck it i'll do the fight for free! Turkish (to self) okay I'm bettin the hare gets fucked. Micky> Proper fucked? (laughs alone with tommy and all the Pikeys) (full quote)
29536 Turkish> will you do it? Micky> that depends. Turkish> on what? Micky> on you, buying this caravan. Turkish> that's not the same Caravan!! Micky> it's not the same fight! and me ma still needs a caravan I like to look after me ma. it's a fair deal take it!! Turkish> Micky you're lucky we're not wormfood after you last performance. and buying a tarts mobile palace is a little fucking rich...I wasn't calling you mom a tart it's just that- Mickey> ahh save you breath for cooling your pourage!! (full quote)
Kpmgsn The fact that you've got 'Replica' written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got 'Desert Eagle point five O' written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. (full quote)
29849 Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me! (full quote)
hines182 Vince:Hey, why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that space over there? Tyrone:It's too tight. (all look.) Vince:Too tight? You could land a jumbo-fucking-ject in there! Sol:Leave 'im alone. He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone? Tyrone: Course I am (reverses, smashes into van.) Vince:natural fucking idiot! Tyrone, what have you done? Sol:Yeah Tyrone, what have you done? Tyrone:Look, you hassle me, you see what happens. (full quote)
33501 1>...because your a Bad Boy Yardie and Bad Boy Yardie are supposed to know how to get rid of bodies. 2>I create the bodies, I don't get rid of the bodies. (full quote)
33501 You like dags? (full quote)
lostinwoods You like dags? (full quote)
lostinwoods Drop the gun, Fat Boy (full quote)
GCDawg65 Oh you must be the big dick, and the men on either side of you are your balls. Now there are two types of balls: big brave balls and little mincy faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. (full quote)
37315 1- you like dags? 2- what 1- you like dags? (full quote)
  Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger? Cousin Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger? Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi. (full quote)
  I don't care if he's mohammed i'm f**king hard bruce lee (full quote)
  Vinnie: What's wrong with that space? Tyrone: 's too tight. Vinnie: Too tight?? You could land a Jumbo-Fucking-Jet in there. (full quote)
  For what, Tommy? Ze Russians? (full quote)
  Turkish: Well do you want to do it?Mickey:That depends.Turkish: On what?Mickey: On you; buyin this caravan. Uh, not the rouge one, but the rose. Turkish: That's not the same caravan. Mickey: It;'s not the same fight. Turkish: Well it's the fucking size of the last one. Mickey: Turkish, the fight's twice the size, and me mam still needs a caravan. And I like to look after me mam. It's a fair deal. Take it. Turkish: Mickey, your lucky we're not worm feed after your last preformance. Buyin' a tart mobile pallace is a little fucking rich. (Pikey's give him a menicing look). I wasn't your mam a tart, I was just sayin'. Mickey: Save your breath for cooling your porridge. Now look...? (Says something in Pikey/ come again?). (Mullet whispers something in his ear). Right. And she's terribly partial to periwinkle blue, boss. (full quote)
  1. I fucking hate Pikey's! (full quote)
  NEED TO HAVE A SHITE! (full quote)
  If all bets are off,then there cant be any money can there? (full quote)
  1: Do you like dags? 2: Dags? Oh Dogs? 1: Yeah dags? 1: Yeah I like dags, I like caravans better though! (full quote)
  what the fuck do I need a caravan with no wheels for? (full quote)
  So, you're obviously the big dick, and there on the side of you are your balls. There are 2 types of balls. There are big brave balls and mincy little faggot balls. Now dicks are driven by clarity of vision, but they're not clever. They smell pussy and want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy. And brought your 2 little mincy balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There ain't no pussy here. Just a dose that makes you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And you 2 little balls are shrinking with ya. Now the fact that you've got replica written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I have desert eagle .50 written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now.... Fuck Off... (full quote)
  Sol: what is THAT? Vincent: THIS is a shotgun Sol. Sol: It is a fucking anti-aircraft rifle vincent. (full quote)
  I'm sorry...I couldn't get the binoculars out in time! (full quote)
  Don't worry bout him, you just worry bout getting us a gun. Oh I've got a gun Sol. Thats a fucking anti-aircraft gun Vincent. Well I wanna raise some pulses tonite dun I? You'll raise Hell nevermind pulses. (full quote)
  (After Tyrone hits the car) Vincent:A natural fucking idiot, what have you done Tyrone? Sol: Yeah Tyrone what HAVE you done? Tyrone: I didn't see it. Vincent: It's a four ton truck Tryone, not a pack of fucking peanuts now is it. Tryone: It was a funny angle. Vincent: When you reverse Tryone, things come from behind ya. (full quote)
  vincent: Whats wrong with that space over there? Tyrone: It's too tight. Vincent: You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there! (full quote)
  Too tight? You could fit a jumbo fucking jet in that! (full quote)
  -whatcha got in the car? -Seats and a steering wheel. (full quote)
  I am not in Rome Doug, I am in a rush. (full quote)
  Never under estimate the predictability of stupidity (full quote)
  what do i know about diamonds (full quote)
  Do you know what Nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an horrible cunt...me. (full quote)
  All Bets Are Off (full quote)
  For every action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction... is quite a fucking thing. (full quote)
  best fuck of while ya still got the legs to carry ya (full quote)
  D'ya like dags? (full quote)
  Tell the dags to fuck af? (full quote)
  Gorjous George- this is sick, im outa here! Mickey- your not goin anywher...(takes of top)... you stat till your job is done!(gorgous swings for Mickey. Mickey counters the hit and knocks Gorgous out) (full quote)
  Tyrone, when you go in reverse, things come from behind you! (full quote)
  All bets, are off. (full quote)
  They'll go through bones like butter. (full quote)
  cuz that's not incon-fuckin-spicuous (full quote)
4119 You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster. (full quote)
40504 look in the dog! (full quote)
45782 When you dance with the devil you wait for the song to stop, Know wot i mean (full quote)
nippyjar ....SOLE! I thought you said he was the get away driver? WHAT THE FUCK can he get away from? (full quote)
nippyjar AVI....sit down you big balled fuck! (full quote)
goochman -You must be the big dick, and the men on either side of you are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy, faggot balls. -These are your last words, so make 'em a prayer. -Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision. They aren't clever. They smell pussy, and want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and brought your two little, mincy, faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But you've got your parties muttled up. No pussy here. Just a dose that will make you wish you born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got replica written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinkin' along with your presence. Now, fuck off. (full quote)
goochman Shut and sit down you big, bald fuck! (full quote)
goochman (1)-I don't wanna go in there. You'll never see me again. (2)-Well we won't if you don't...okay, look, you give me the stone, and I will give it to Bricktop. (1)-All right. Give me a minute. It's a bit fiddly. (2)-What's it doin' in there? (1)-Well I put in there in case we got mugged. (2)-You ain't from this planet, are you Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holdin' pistols, sittin' in a car that's worth less than your shirt? (1)-Bullet-tooth Tony and his friend, Desert Eagle .50. (2)-What have they got to do with it? (1)-They're both starin' straight at me. (3)-You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. Now get outta the car, and leave your water pistols behind. (full quote)
mayhem3110 Tyrone is a natural (full quote)
mayhem3110 Five minutes Turkish (full quote)
mayhem3110 I fuckin hate pikeys (full quote)
jenn285 TURKISH: We've lost gorgeous george, BRICKTOP: Come agian? TURKISH: I said we've lost gorgeous george. BRICKTOP: Well where you lose him?..it's not like he's a pair of fucking car keys and he aint to in-con-fucking-spicuise now is he. TURKISH: Don't worry you still got your fight. TOMMY: We changed fighters. BRICKTOP: What your lady friend got a voice? Bricktop: No I don't have have my fight I lose all my bets at the bookies you can't change fighters. TOMMY: You can take bets at the fight. BRICKTOP: Put a leash on her Turkish before she gets bitten now you don't want to get bitten do you boy. (full quote)
jenn285 1) So what do I call you Bullet, Tooth, Tony. 2) You can call me Susan if it makes you hapy. (full quote)
Turkish 1. Eh..(looks down at shoes) I just had them polished.... put the kettle on. 2. you take sugar? 1. No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough. (full quote)
Turkish your always gonna have problems liften a body in one piece… Apparently, the best thing to do is to cut up the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together….. 2. would someone mind telling me, who are ya? 1. And when you got your six pieces you’ve got to get rid of them…. Because it’s no good leaven in the deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? …. Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You’ve got to starve the pigs for a few days, this way the site of a chopped up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You’ve got to shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggys digestion.. You could do this afterwards of course, but you don’t want to go sifting through pig shit now do ya. They will go through bone like butter, you need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting, so be weary of any man that keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about, 8 minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, as greedy as a pig……… (full quote)