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Mummy Returns, The - 2001 Movie Quotes


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  My dad's gonna kick your ass! (full quote)
8487 Oh, man. I hate mummies. (full quote)
8487 Oh, God. Not these guys again! (full quote)
  Get a room! (full quote)
  1)It's just a chest...no harm ever came from opening a chest. 2)Yeah, just like it was just a book! And look where that one got us! (full quote)
  1)For a minute there, I'd thought I'd lost you. 2)For a minute there you did. Would you like to know what heaven looks like? 1)Later. (full quote)
  1)Do you want the shotgun? 2)I prefer the Thompson. (full quote)
  Jonathon, I thought I told you no more wild parties? (full quote)
  (character is sword fighting) 1)Whoa mom, where did you learn that? 2)I have no idea! (character punches and knees someone in groin) 2)That I learned from your father! (full quote)
5352 1) You want the shottgun ? 2) No I preferr the Tommy (full quote)
5352 You : Lighten up . You :big trouble . You : Get in the car (full quote)
5352 Hunny , whatchya doing ? : These guys don't use doors (full quote)
5352 1) what would you say if I told you that I was from the west seeking that which is lost ? 2) Then I would reply that I am from the east , I am that which you seek . (full quote)
5352 This was...my first bus ride (full quote)
5352 1) What's wrong with my car ? 2) Well I was forced to find an alternative means of transport . 1) A double-deckor bus ?!? (full quote)
5352 1) You know Issy , You were right . 2) ...I was ? 1) Yeah , You're gonna get shot (full quote)
5352 Those knickers ...are not mine (full quote)
  Honey, what are you doing? These guys don't use doors! (full quote)
  You know, if you do that fast enough you can almost write your name! (full quote)
8487 OK, you're really starting to freak me out. (full quote)
  There! You see? I knew there's a catch. There's ALWAYS a catch! (full quote)
8487 You know, if you do that fast enough, you can almost write your name. (full quote)
8487 My God, how do I get this friggin' thing off? (full quote)
8487 1) This is bad, Evie! 2) We've had bad before! 1) Yeah, but this is worse!! (full quote)
8487 You, over here. You, big trouble. (full quote)
8487 My dad is going to kick your ass. (full quote)
9194 1) Give me that gold stick and you can shave my head, wax my legs and use me as a surfboard. 2) Didn't we do that in Tripoli? (full quote)
9194 1) I'm sorry, you're not catching me at my best. 2) Oh, I'm sure I am. (full quote)
9194 Last time I got shot in the ass. I'm in mourning for my ass. (full quote)
9194 1) your mother must be missing you terribly. If you want to see her again, you'd better behave. 2) Lady, I don't behave for my parents, what makes you think I'm going to do it for you? 1) Because your parents woudn't slip poisonous snakes into your bed....while you were sleeping. (full quote)
9194 1) O'Connell, you almost got me killed! 2) At least you didn't get shot. (full quote)
  mum.. dad I can explain everything (full quote)
3378 1-Sucker weighs a goddang ton! 2-Alex watch your language. 1-Rather weighty this. (full quote)
3378 Definitely not the best idea. I think it's time to yell for dad now. (full quote)
3378 Why can't you people ever keep your feet on the ground? (full quote)
3378 1-You know, it's not...easy being a ...dad. 2-Yeah. But you do it real good. 1-Thanks. (full quote)
10586 Jonathan: What are we going to do? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!?!?! Alex: You're asking me?! I'm only 8 years old for christ's sake!! (full quote)
10586 Alex: Come on, Dad, just because I'm a kid doesn't mean I'm stupid. (full quote)
10586 Alex: Lady...I don't behave for my parents. What makes you think I'm going to do it for you? (full quote)
10586 Evie: How did you know? Rick: I didn't...but that's always the story. (full quote)
  Imhotep: Shamou... Anock-su-namun: BURN HER! (full quote)
  Nanukh hertakh. Nanus paranukh. Ibut-nut setna. (full quote)
12481 The sands of time have already begun to fall against you. (full quote)
12319 OH OH YOU SEE THOSE SACRED STONES??? OH OH THEY'LL NEVER cross THOSE STONE.. ARE YOU SURE YEASSSS YEAAAAS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH WOOPSSSSS MY MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2)I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM..LOCKNA- HURRY UP!! ALEX-I CANT GO WHEN SOMEONES WATCHING..... LOCKNA TURNS AROUND, ALEX- IM AFRIAD YOU LOOK!!!!! LOCKNA SLAMS DOOR!! MUAHAH 3)THIS PLACE IS CURSED.. WILL YOU SHUTUP ABOUT THAT EH? YEA THIS IS CURSED THAT IS CURSED... ALIGH YOU TOO. (full quote)
  Ardeth Bey: If I were to say to you 'I'm a stranger, traveling from the East, seeking that which is lost'... O'Connell: Then I would reply that I am a traveler from the West, it is I whom you seek. (full quote)
  till Death!!!!! (full quote)
  *Person 1 pulls up in a double decker bus* Person 2-Whats wrong with my car? Person 1-I was forced to find an alternative means of transportation. Person 2-A DOUBLE DECKER BUS?!?!?!?! Person 1-*points to person 3* It was his idea!*hysterical* Person 3-Was not!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Person 1-By putting on the bracelet you could bring about the next apocalypse! Person 2-*gasps* Person 3-Alright, *points to 2* you, lighten up, *points to 1* you, big trouble, *points to 4* you, get in the car! (full quote)
  I'M IN MOURNING FOR MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  I knew it, I'm going to get shot! (full quote)
  Mom, Dad I can explain everything!!! (full quote)
  You, lighten up. You, big trouble. You, get in the car. (full quote)
  You, lighten up. You, big trouble. You, get in the car. (full quote)
  Evie: Its just an Oasis................ Rick: Can we get those big drinks with the little umbrella's?? (Evie nodds her head) Rick: what's the catch?? Evie: apparently it was the resting place of Anubus' army. Rick: See there?!? theres the catch. theres ALWAYS a catch. (full quote)
17106 Evie: Its just a chest, no harm ever came from opening a chest. Rick: No harm ever came from reading a book either and you remeber how that one went (full quote)
  1) If I was to say to you I am a stranger travelling from the East seeking that which is lost 2) Then I would reply that I am a stranger travelling from the West, it is I whom you seek. (full quote)
  Imhotep: Gather your limbs, collect your bones, shake the earth from you, your master is here. DESTROY THEM! (full quote)
10053 1) Think of my children. 2) You don't have any children! 1) Someday I might. (full quote)
19210 Have I kissed you today? (full quote)
19210 Because your parents wouldn't slip poisonous snakes into your bed...while you were sleeping. (full quote)
19210 Egyptian asps are quite poisonous. (full quote)
19210 This is my house and I have rules about snakes and dismemberment. (full quote)
20449 Mom....Dad....I can explain everything! (full quote)
  Alex: Mom what do I do with this chest? this sucker weighs a god dang ton. Evy: Alex watch your language. Alex: Rather weighty ,this. (full quote)
  Alex: This thing weighs a G--damn ton! Evie: Alex, watch your language! Alex: Rather weighty, this. (full quote)
freak You lighten up. You big trouble. You get in the car! (full quote)
20970 Bravo! Bravo! Well done, my daughter Nefertiri. (full quote)
20970 Put your mask back on. You wouldn't want to scar that pretty face. (full quote)
skydragon O'Connel: (moving quickly out of the way) Hey! Those things are poinous you know. Evie: (smilling)only if they bite you. (full quote)
26915 If you see anyone run out screaming, it's just me. (full quote)
KoolKatt 'Honey, what are you doing? These guys don't use doors!' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'What’s wrong with my car?' 'Well, I was forced to find an alternative mode of transportation.' 'A double-decker bus?!?' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'your mother must be missing you terribly. If you want to see her again, you'd better behave.' 'Lady, I don't behave for my parents, what makes you think I'm going to do it for you?' 'Because your parents wouldn't slip poisonous snakes into your bed...while you were sleeping' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'Alright Alex, I have a big job for you. I want you to stay here and protect the car.' 'Protect the car? Come on, dad. Just because I’m a kid, it doesn’t mean I’m stupid.' 'I know.' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'It's just a chest. No harm ever came from opening a chest.' 'Yeah, and no harm ever came from reading a book. Remember how that one went?' (full quote)
  There's a fine line between coincidence...and fate. (full quote)
10053 1) Sucker weighs a goddam ton! 2) Alex, watch your language 1) Rather weighty this. (full quote)
28597 (1)You have remembered the old ways. (2) (headbutts her) That's a little something new! (full quote)
28597 (1)Alex, I'm serious. If you've lost that key, you're grounded. (2)I haven't lost it. I just can't find it. There's a difference. (full quote)
28597 (1)I swear that kid gets more and more like you every day. (2)What, you mean attractive, sweet and devilishly charming? (full quote)
28597 (1)The Book of the Dead gives life. (2)And the Book of the Living takes life away. (full quote)
28597 (1)But what shall I do? (2)I don't know, surprise me. Build a better mousetrap (1)Okay. (2)While your mother goes and desecrates another tomb. (full quote)
28597 Put your mask on. Let's not scar that pretty face. (full quote)
5240 1. We're gonna wanna make it outta here, Izzy, so make this work. 2. No, you don't understand, this thing was filled with gas! Not hot air, gas! Where am I gonna get gas from around here, bananas? mangos? Tarzan's ass? (full quote)
  Go To Hell!!! AND TAKE your FRIENDS WITH YOU!!!!! (full quote)
  NO NO NO!!! NOT THE CAR!!!!!! (full quote)
  1)Get out of my way or imma shoot you in the face! 2)He means it, he's shot someone before. (full quote)
38257 1) If I were to say to you, I am a stranger traveling from the east seeking that which is lost....2) Then I would reply I am the stranger from the west it is I whom you seek (full quote)
  It's just an oasis darling. A beautiful,exciting,romantic oasis. (full quote)
10929 Yeah, no harm ever came from reading a book either. (full quote)
  Mummies,Pygmies,Big Bugs. (full quote)
  1. By putting this on, you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse. 2.You, lighten up. 3.You, big trouble. 4.You, get in the car. (full quote)
miannone Ardeth : [to Alex] By putting this on, you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse. [Alex gasps] Rick: [to Ardeth] Okay. You, lighten up. [to Alex] Rick: You, big trouble. [to Jonathan] Rick: You, get in the car. (full quote)
miannone Alex: Sucker weighs a goddang ton. Evelyn: Alex, watch your language! Alex: Rather weighty, this. (full quote)
miannone Rick: Okay, you're here, the bad guys are here, and Evie's been kidnapped. Let me guess... Ardeth: Yes, they once again removed the creature from his grave. Jonathan: Don't mean to point fingers, but isn't it your job to make sure that doesn't happen? (full quote)
miannone [Evie is sword-fighting the bad guys] Alex: Mom! Where'd you learn to do that? Evie: I have no idea. [knees a bad guy in the groin] Evie: *That* I learned from your father. (full quote)