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Burbs, The - 1989 Movie Quotes

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  no one knocks off a old man in my neighboorhood and gets away with it (full quote)
4119 Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighborhood & gets away with it. (full quote)
11635 I wanna kill, every one, satan is good, satan is your pal (full quote)
  This is Walter!! Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh (full quote)
12672 Ricky, shut up and paint your fucking house! (full quote)
12315 Eighteen months in a bush and I can snap your neck in a heartbeat. (full quote)
  Hey pinochio, where do you think your going (full quote)
14494 Here ya go sonny, a little something for the old sweet tooth (full quote)
14455 No tan lines today mrs. rumsfeld. . .looks nice. (full quote)
14455 1)I don't want to go up there and sit around and wait for the neighbor with the gigantic head to fall down the stairs. 2)He's a hydrocephalic and I don't think you should make fun of him. (full quote)
14477 That scum barkin rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn. I catch him again, just once. I'm gonna catch him and staple his ass shut! (full quote)
14477 -I've never seen that...I've never seen anyone drive their garbage down to the end of the drive way and then bang the hell out of it with a stick I-I've never seen that. (full quote)
14477 -I remember it was real hot that summer. You know the kind of hot where your butt starts to sweat and the underwear starts to ride up...well it was hot (full quote)
14477 -He can't come out until he resembles the man I married! -Carol we don't have that kind of time! (full quote)
14477 -That's not the question the question is who is gonna pick up this mess? -Who's gonna pick it up? Well you're gonna pick it up, because you are a garbage man. (full quote)
14477 -You wanna put that back, you wanna NOT steal that from Walter's house? (full quote)
15206 About a 9 on the tension scale, there Rub (full quote)
  That's funny, I don't remember seeing a moving van parked outside. Ruben: I don't understand that it was parked outside ALL DAY! (full quote)
  You know, the same thing happened to me last week, but instead of bee's, it was a foaming squirrel. (full quote)
  Why don't you take your balls out of your wife's purse and take a stand for one time in your life. (full quote)
15362 Why don't you take your balls out of your wife's purse and take a stand for one time in your life? (full quote)
15362 You hit the wrong wire and you're a Post Toastie. (full quote)
  what's in the basement hair Klopek. (full quote)
  He's a litter bug. You know it could be a candy bar wrapper,a credit card receipt, you know those things fly around.'s my note. (full quote)
  There go the god damn brownies!!! (full quote)
  Red Rover Red Rover, send Art back on over. (full quote)
  You keep a horse in the basement?!! (full quote)
  The pizza dude! (full quote)
  Gosh, I love this street! (full quote)
  Hey man, piss off!! (full quote)
  That kid next door is a meatball (full quote)
  The same thing happened to me last week, but instead of bees, it was a foaming squirrel! (full quote)
  Hey ricky, get this lamo outta your yard! (full quote)
  1) Pretty Girl you got there...she one of yours? 2)No, it came with the frame 1)Ahhhhhh It came with the frame!!! (full quote)
  Hey you wanna go down to the deli and get one of those new meatball sandwiches? (full quote)
  I hate cul-de-sacs...There's only one way out and the people are weird. (full quote)
  you've had that in your trousers all day (full quote)
  Ah pretty girl..Friend of yours? NO! It came with the frame (full quote)
  That kid next door's a meatball. (full quote)
  RUMSFIELD: I didn't catch your name. HANS: Hans RUMSFIELD: A fine Christian name, Hans Christian Andersen! (full quote)
  The Klopeks, with coppers! (full quote)
  there go the goddamn brownies (full quote)
  Hey Ricky get this lame-o out of your yard #2 Get out of my yard Lame-o! (full quote)
  These old guys never go out without their hair. (full quote)
  Ray:I think were going alittle off the deep end, looking in their windows with thermal night vision scope.Whats next we tap their phone lines. Rumsfeld: That can be arranged. Ray: Great than we can burn a cross on their yard. (full quote)
  the pizza dude is coming(making 'okay' sign with hands) (full quote)
  oh pretty girl. she yours? hans: it came wid de frame. (full quote)
  Rumsfield: Hey Ricky, get this lame-o out of your yard! Ricky: Get out of my yard, LAME-O! (full quote)
  Do you know what this is Ray? Its a bone....Its a femur...its a femur bone....a femur happens to be a human thigh bone ray...i mean look at the size of this thing you think this came off a chicken or something? (full quote)
  Shut up and paint your God damn house, Ricky! (full quote)
  Hey Ray, we got a big problem mister...The Klopek's are back...and they brought coppers! (full quote)
  Art: Saftey's my middle name. Ray: I thought his middle name was Louis (full quote)
  (Art) ...and a thermostat in a home heating sytem is that supposed to go to five thousand degrees ya think? (full quote)
  (Ray) So how come you didn't go with Susette to her mothers house? (Art) Hey, I'm eating here. Can you imagine me with the two of them for a week? I'd rather chew broken glass. (full quote)
  This is no ordinary furnace. (full quote)
  Smells like they're cooking a goddamn cat! (full quote)
  Its just some litter blowing around, the guys a litter bug. An old credit card receipt or, its my note! (full quote)
  HANG OUT WITH US MAN, we got the Pizza dude comin! (full quote)
  Hey you wanna go down the deli and get one of those beef sandwiches. (full quote)
  Do you know what this is? It's a bone. It's a femer. It's a femer bone. (full quote)
  Ray and Art: It's a Femur! AAAHHHHHH! (the camera moves in and out on their faces) (full quote)
1335 You call going to the lake relaxing? It's four hours of driving on the tollway in holiday traffic to sit in some dank, wet cabin, and wait for that neighbor with the enourmous head to get drunk and fall down the stairs. (full quote)
1335 1. I can see the news reports now. *They were a quiet family, kept pretty much to themselves. No one would have ever suspected them of foul play. 2. I've never seen that. I've never seen anybody drive their garbage to the street and then bang the hell out of it with a stick, I've never seen that. 1. I say we get a look into those barred up basement windows!. 2. Well, call me overly cautious, but don't you think that's gonna look suspicious? I mean, three guys digging through garbage at 11 o'clock at night in the middle of a storm? 3. Affirmitive! That garbage is going nowhere. I say we wait till first light. Scope me! I'm outta here! (full quote)
7046 1) green sky at morning, neighbor take warning... 2) green sky at night? 1) Neighbor take flight? (full quote)
10929 Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it. (full quote)
10929 Hey lame-o, get out of my yard! (full quote)
10929 In Southeast Asia, we'd call this thing bad karma. (full quote)
10929 I'm going to Paris, France. (full quote)
10929 Okay, have a field day. (full quote)
10929 You keep a horse in the basement? (full quote)
msdevo1 Rumsfield: Hey Art, your house is on fire. And your wife is home! Art: My wife is home!!! (full quote)
23438 Ray: Remember what you were saying about people in the 'burbs, Art, people like Skip, people who mow their lawn for the 800th time, and then SNAP? WELL, THAT'S US. IT'S NOT THEM, THAT'S US. WE'RE the ones who are vaulting over the fences, and peeking in through people's windows. We're the ones who are THROWING GARBAGE IN THE STREET, AND LIGHTING FIRES. WE'RE THE ONES WHO ARE ACTING SUSPICIOUS AND PARANOID, ART. WE'RE THE LUNATICS. US. IT'S NOT THEM. It's us. Art: (after a pause) I don't know what to say.. what, do you want me to move? (full quote)
23438 Carol: You were up at the crack of dawn watching a dog poop. (full quote)
23438 Art: I want to kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is our pal. (full quote)
23438 Ray: No, I've never seen that, I've never seen anyone drive thier garbage out to the curb and bang the hell out of it with a stick. (full quote)
23438 Rumsfield: Walter. I know you're in there. That scum-sucking, barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn. I find one more- just one- and I'm gonna catch him and staple his ass shut. (full quote)
23438 Rumsfield:Are you completely pussy-whipped? Why don't you just take your balls out of your wifes purse.. make a stand for one time in your life. (full quote)
23438 Art: I think the message to, uh, psychos, fanatics, murderers, nutcases all over the world is, uh, do not mess with suburbanites. Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it any more. Ya know, we're not gonna be content to look after our lawns and wax our cars, paint out houses. We're out to get them, Don,we are out to get them. (full quote)
23438 Rumsfield: That old fart. He's got the best lawn on the block. And you know why? Because he trains his dog to crap in my yard. (full quote)
23438 Ray: I'm going to go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television. (full quote)
23438 Rumsfield: One thing about these old guys - they never leave the house without their hair. (full quote)
23438 Art: I'm telling you these people are Satanists. As I sit here, they are satanists. Look, look, the world is full of these kind of things - black masses, mutilations. Mutilations. The incubus, the succubus - I'm tellin' you, Walter was a human sacrifice. (full quote)
23438 Art: Ray, do you want 'em to take your family, tear their livers out and make some kind of satanic pâté? (full quote)
23438 Art: (finds a femur bone) Ray, there's no doubt anymore. This is real. Our neighbors are murdering people. They're chopping them up. They're burying them in their backyard. Ray.. This is Walter. (They both scream) (full quote)
Marvin Acme  Ricky Butler says they're nocturnal feeders. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Ray! Ray! You're chanting! Ray, unconscious chanting! You're chanting! .. I want to kill everyone. Satan is good. Satan is our pal. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Note: Please Do NOT use quote marks(') in your quote (full quote)
Marvin Acme Satan is good, Satan is our pal. (full quote)
28233 Art chanting: Satan is good, Satan is our pal (full quote)
41991 I'm going to go and do something productive, Im going to go watch television (full quote)
Green27 Smells like they're cooking a god damn cat over there (full quote)
Green27 Garbage!! Garbage man!! What are ya doin. Emptying garbage into the back of the truck. What are you out of your mind, give me that.........What are you doing!!! You asked me to help. (full quote)