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Ladies' Man, The - 2000 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  Whip out every thing you have and do it in the butt. (full quote)
5790 caller: ya hello ladies man i just found my wife in bed with another man. ladies man: ye ye now that sounds good caller: no no it isn't ladies man: um ye (full quote)
5790 you can not blame the wang (full quote)
  EVERYTHING WILL RANDOMLY WORK OUT (full quote)
  You gotta' whip out all you got and....Do it in the butt. (full quote)
  Man, I'd like to take a bite outta' your butt. (full quote)
3225 The solution to your problem is simple...do it doggie style (full quote)
6408 If you are a rich lady, and I have boned you...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart. If you are a rich lady, and would like to be boned...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart. (full quote)
6473 I got a little bit of the magic on these curtains here, too.......yeah that was a long shot. (full quote)
6408 Excuse me sweet thang...can I buy you a fish sandwich? (full quote)
  So...are we going to do it? (full quote)
  1. why do you have a waterbed anyway? 2. Because there's more motion in the ocean (full quote)
6408 Pina-Colads butt lotion? (full quote)
6408 Pina-Colada butt lotion? (full quote)
6408 I brought you some flowers...the look and feel plastic, but they smell real (full quote)
  1. pina colata butt lotion?? Where do you get all this stuff?? 2. Mostly at k-mart or wal-mart... (full quote)
  So you don't want a fish sandwich? Ok, well my car...does not exist. (full quote)
  Yea, see, you have a problem often reffered to as, uh, homo UN-erectus. Yea, that would be when your wang is hugified not by the presence of a woman, but rather by the presence of a man. (full quote)
  Oh hey! It's a lady! (full quote)
  We are all victims of the smiley-faced ass (full quote)
  Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? (full quote)
7176 i have done it with all kinds of ladies ..from the lowest of the bus station skanks to the highly sophisticated bus station skanks (full quote)
7322 so anyways....doggie style...*cough*cough*cough*.....mmmhmmmm yeah, doggie style (full quote)
7322 officer noo! (full quote)
7322 hey! this is leon phelps and you've got the ladies man....what is your query? (full quote)
  well, i just had sex...(knock on door)...and there's the random occurance! (full quote)
  Dear Leon, *Stop* The 70's are over. *Stop* (full quote)
  I hate the house-boat guy... (full quote)
  I am going to Bancok to assume a missionary position. (full quote)
  1. Have you ever been down the Yellow River? 2...Yea, once in the 80's but I did not enjoy it... (full quote)
7322 really we would all like to date a supermodel or a fine lady like ah.. Ms. delta Burke but ah.. that might not always be possible and that is why god invented the skank. (full quote)
7818 I am like Mother Teresa....but of boning (full quote)
  Mmmm...These Are So good I Haven't Had These Since Yesterday. (full quote)
  what's dabbit?....oh that's da butt, and i like tennis too. (full quote)
  whats dabbit?...oh thats da butt, and i like tennis too. (full quote)
8743 Yeah, my car,uh, does not exist. (full quote)
  my house boat!! what did i do to deserve this??? (full quote)
  What is your query? (full quote)
7869 1) Have you ever been to the yellow river? 2) Yes, but I did not enjoy it. (full quote)
  1)Mr. Phelps, I see under your interest you have dabutt. 2) No, um, actactually that is da butt. yeah, and tennis. (full quote)
  Man I'd like to take a bite out of your butt. Then I will seal the deal by giving her a preveiw of the goods. (full quote)
  what is love? what is this longin' in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the sweet aroma of fine, fine diamonds. Does not the wind love the dirt. Is not love, not unlike the unlikely not it is unliken to? (full quote)
  what is love? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not Love not unlike the unlikely nottness it is unliken to? (full quote)
  Julie im gonna show u how dad brings home ........da bacon (full quote)
  you are obviously gay, and that is cool, but tried to oil me up, and uh....that is not cool (full quote)
  do u want to do it up the butt? NO. then move on to another subject (full quote)
  How 'bout I come over there and go to town on your money and your ass. (full quote)
  What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrent arroma of fine fine dining? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikly not it is unliking to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. You heard me release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. Thats right, don't be shy, whip out everything you've got, and do it in da butt BY LEON PHELPS!! (full quote)
  Yes, mistakes are sometimes funny... (full quote)
  Was your father a meat burglar? I ask this because...it looks like someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of yo' dress... (full quote)
  Humpin aint my rumpin (full quote)
  I like to dress up like a girl and dance around the house...In fat i think i'll do that right now!! (full quote)
  I'M ABOUT TO FART WATCH OUT...HERE SHE COMES!! (full quote)
  You are what I like to call Homo-un-erectus, thats when your wang gets huge-ified, not by a lady, but by a man. (full quote)
  umm yeah so when you said small... i was thinking like 6 inches... not tic-tac size (full quote)
  It's coooool lance, everyone knows your gay. (full quote)
  Okay listen, this is very nice, but, okay.... HEY MACARANA... listen this is not cool, umm.. you should... ah... listen, why don't we talk first? (full quote)
  i am really really gay, and you really like a tongue in your asshole (full quote)
  It looks like someone stole two fine hams and slid them down the back of your dress. (full quote)
  As we in the medical feild call it the ball sack (full quote)
  What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine fine diamond? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikely to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. You heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. Thats right, dont be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in da butt! by Leon (full quote)
  Yeeeeahhh so how bout I come over and go to town on your money and on your ass. (full quote)
  yeah, uh i'm suffering from itchitude of da wang (full quote)
  Was your father a mear burgler? Well, the reason I ask is cause it looks like someone stole two fine hams and shoved em' down the back of your dress. (full quote)
  EAT THIS GAT UP (full quote)
  You're gay....and that's cool. But you tried to oil me up...and that's not cool. (full quote)
  I am a master of greco-roman wrestling. (full quote)
  What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine fine diamond? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. You heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right, don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps. (full quote)
  I am the master of Greco Roman wrestling. My wife didn't understand the joy i felt from bringing down a husky man like Bryan and pinning him to the ground until he squirms and squeals like a little piglet. (full quote)
  Hey, you are obvoiusly gay, and thats cool, but your trying to oil me up, and thats not cool. (full quote)
  And Lance...Well Lance your cleary gay, i think everyone here can see that....and thats cool i guess, but you tried to oil me up, and thats cool. (full quote)
  You know whos fault it is, don't you? It is the fault of the wang. I should cut this thing off! (full quote)
  How long have you been, uh, nunnin it up? (full quote)
  I have a lot of experience at filling other paoples slots. (full quote)
  Um I'm presently in the process of uh getting my resume typed up over at Kinkos (full quote)
  I don't care what you say, Chlamydia is a soup. That is my opinion. I have seen it on the grocery store shelves (full quote)
  I am like Mother Theresa, but of boneing (full quote)
  You gotta get thumbs up in there like the Fonz..... HEY! (full quote)
  Don't drink so much wiskey girl, it aint no gor for you...... Uour too preety girl, you don't knoe what wiskey can do to you...... Talk to her lord (full quote)
  Don't drink so much wiskey girl, it aint no gor for you...... your too preety girl, you don't knoe what wiskey can do to you...... Talk to her lord (full quote)
  Yeah...dat was cool but i gotta go... (full quote)
  Yeah...dat was cool but i gotta go... (full quote)
  You might say I have a PHD in tang. (full quote)
  Yeah dass da butt...I also enjoy tennis. (full quote)
  ya know...when a man works hard all his life and doing hundreds of ladies many of whom he dont even remember you would like to think that at the end of the day he will be given a lot of money without having to earn it... Leon Phelps (full quote)
  Yea, Lance, um.... you like tried to oil me and stuff. I think its pretty obvious that you are gay. (full quote)
  What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely knot it is un-liken to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That’s right don’t be shy, whip out everything you’ve got and do it in the butt. (full quote)
  ye, was your father a meat burglar, 'cause it looks like someone stole two fine hams and stuffed them down the back of your dress (full quote)
  ya.....well thaths coo.... (full quote)
  Uh...ye...my car doesn't exist... (full quote)
  i would just like to leave you with one last thought, and i read...what is love? what is this longing in our heats for togetherness? does not the wind love the dirt? is love not the sweetest flower? does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine fine diamonds? is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? are you with somebody tonight? do not question your love. look within yourself, release the power within, you heard me, release the power. tame the wild cosmos with a whisper, conquer heaven with one simple caress. whip out all you got and do it in the butt.. by leon phelps. (full quote)
  Have you ever been down the Yellow RIver?... Yeah, once in the 80's but I did not enjoy it (full quote)
  I don't care if you are a doctor Clyamidia is soup, I have seen it on the supermarket shelf. It is my opinion and I am entitled to it. (full quote)
  Let me give you the play by play...I will probably begin with the very classy first line..something like Hey sweet thang can I buy you a fish sandwich and then I will whisper sweet words in her ear...something like Man I'd like to take a bite out of your butt and then I will close the deal by giving her a preview of the goods. (full quote)
  You see what you gotta do is you gotta get your thumb up in there...actually get two thumbs up there and you an be like the Fonz ya know...HEYYYYY! (full quote)
  i don't care if you are a docter, clamidia is a soup..i seen it on my grocery store shelf...i think the desease your reffering to is, uh, clam chowder (full quote)
  Can I buy you a fish sandwich? (full quote)
  what is love, what is this longing in our hearts for togetherness, is it not the sweetest flower, does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine fine diamond, does not the wind love the dirt, is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unliking to, are you with someone tonight, do not question your love, whip out everything youve got and do it in the but (full quote)
  Julie:Why do you have a waterbed if you live on a boat Leon:Because theres more motion in the ocean (full quote)
  Now see the Army, they like to call this area Asia. But i like to call it Freaky Deaky Sex World. (full quote)
  When I was rocking on top of your old lady she used to always scream your name. She loves you. (full quote)
  hey sweet thang, would you like a fish sandwitch? No? dats cool and can we take your car because ummm mine don't exist? (full quote)
  Was your father a meat burglar? Here's why I ask.. It seems as though someone has stuck two fine turkies down the back of your pants (full quote)
  What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness. Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand, release the power within yourself. You heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That’s right don’t be shy, whip out every thing you got… and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps. (full quote)
11868 Can I buy you a fish sandwich? (full quote)
12078 Can i buy you a fish sandwich. (full quote)
20260 aint that a broke dogs dick! (full quote)
23883 yes i know clam chouder isn't a vanerial disease (full quote)
24457 I'm like mother Theresa, but a-bonin'! (full quote)
Marla&Tyler Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unliken to? (full quote)
Marla&Tyler 1) Uh. . . I'm in the process of getting my resume typed up at Kinko's. 2)Kinko's. . . good people. 1) Uh, yeah. (full quote)
Charlie What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps (full quote)