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100 Girls - 2000 Movie Quotes


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  Maybe God made women like this, so that sexually impaired guys like me would have something to practice with. (full quote)
  I want to full-on kiss your clitoris. (full quote)
  Do you know what's the best phrase in the world? I'm ready for anything. (full quote)
  Whose the idiot who invented the button down fly? (full quote)
  My anti intimacy force-field is on auto pilot. (full quote)
  A woman can never get mad unless she's having her period. (full quote)
  You touch a guy anywhere and it feels good, but with a woman it's like finding a needle in a haystack. (full quote)
  Hey, take it easy man. And if she's easy, take her twice. (full quote)
  women have to be the gatekeeper of sex. (full quote)
  Oh sweet leaping, JESUS! (full quote)
  We made that kinda love where you just laugh together and your bodies make that farting noise when air gets trapped in between you. (full quote)
  Our transient fusion was not the romantic type, it was just fun. I verified by experience was nothing cosmic. (full quote)
  Nice from afar, but far from nice. (full quote)
  There's a certain way a man looks at the woman he loves. The man looks like a boy on his birthday and he treats the woman like she is a gift that he has waited so long to have and he cant wait to see what the treasure is inside. And you dont give me that look. (full quote)
  Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words hooters and love rockets from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it May May. I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on my makeup. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like Pride and Prejudice. I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say yes when you ask, Is my hair looking okay tonight? I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word cuddle. I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste (full quote)
  Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words hooters and love rockets from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it May May. I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on your makeup. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like Pride and Prejudice. I'll make a point to trying new foods like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say yes when you ask, 'Is my hair looking okay tonight?' I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word cuddle. I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on th (full quote)
29820 sweet jeSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Or if I'm lucky, my male counterpart, an obsese man or guy with a hair lip, will invite me to coffee and we will pretend to love each other and tie the knot because we're so desperately afraid of growing old alone. (full quote)
  The dangle of the angle is equal to the cubic of the pubic. (full quote)
  I would like to say to Josh ALverez that he is a retard for not telling me wut this movie was. this movie is retarded too. (full quote)
  this movie sucks!dont go see it!every way u turn there is porn! porn! porn! u will be trapped like an animal with strriping ladies in ur face for 20hours! (full quote)
  ok...u can not bash this movie, being a 17 year old girl, this is the funniest, and greatest movie of all time, sure theres scenes of nudity, but it mostly just adds to the humor. And if you took a moment to actually watch and listen to this movie you would relize that it is the most hilarious movie in the world, and to anyone i recommend that you see it! (full quote)
  Why do they always put those little stickers on apples? By the time u get the sticker off, U dont want the apple anymore! (full quote)
  If her skirt were any shorter shed have another pair of lips to gloss and another pair of cheeks to powder (full quote)
  I love women...I love those emerald pools masquerading as eyes...lips...I love smiles and the yawns...the eating...with skin so soft...women are head to toe cashmere...a woman's skin inspires a man's fingers to have Magellan’s love of exploration... (full quote)
  They say 'if she still has her cherry it must be pushed back so far she can use it as a tail light' (full quote)
  Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even though I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words hooters and love rockets from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it May May. I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on your makeup. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like Pride and Prejudice. I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say yes when you ask, Is my hair looking okay tonight? I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word cuddle. I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpast (full quote)
  the truth is girls are ready to rule the world but they are never in a positon to do so. (full quote)
  I wouldn't even do her with your dick man (full quote)