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Best in Show - 2000 Movie Quotes


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  We have so much in common. We both like soup. Talking and not talking. We could talk or not talk forever. And still find something to not talk about. (full quote)
  wheres Busy Bee!? (full quote)
  Does this ring a bell - I'm not wear-ing un-der-wear... (full quote)
  ...and one of those pepperoni... i just want to hold it (full quote)
  macadamia nut (full quote)
  You obviously dont know my dog. (full quote)
  when mommy and daddy have sex, it's a beautiful thing (full quote)
  how much weight do you think i can bench press? (full quote)
  i went to one of those obedience schools once. everything was going fine until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts. (full quote)
  ohh look its one of those sherlock homes dogs. wouldnt it be cool if they put the two way hat and jacket on him with the little pipe at the corner of his mouth. would look like one of those sherlock homles dogs (full quote)
  This is a fish. This is a FISH! (full quote)
  what are you, some kind of wizard? A GENIUS??? (full quote)
  IT's IN THE CRATE (full quote)
  I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, 'Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts,' and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, 'Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut.' That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, 'Would you stop naming nuts!' And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go 'rrrawr rrawr' and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. natural, all natural white pistachio nut. (full quote)
  Cookie, Cookie Googleman? It's me, Bulge! Wow, Bulge, you've grown. I'm growing right now baby, just looking at you. You know that was the 1st and only time I did it on a roller coaster (full quote)
  Of course I looked under the bed, that's where you look when you lose things! (full quote)
  Of course I looked under the bed, that's where you look when you lose things! (full quote)
  Ok, will that be 2 double beds or one queen bed? Now what are you implying my dear man? (full quote)
  She looks like a coctail waitress on an oil rig (full quote)
  It was a little over the top, and I looked freakish. (full quote)
  I mean we just have so much in common, we both like soup. (full quote)
30110 it was a sh*t box (full quote)
  I woke up this morning, i was so glad (full quote)
  we were so luckly to be raised among catalogs. Its so much easier, you don't have to deal with people, or the person on the phone. (full quote)
  I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts, and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut. That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, Would you stop naming nuts! And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go rrrawr rrawr and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. natural, all natural white pistachio nut. (full quote)
30099 Don't water the plants, they're plastic! (full quote)
30099 I'm just going to stay out here until I get another message. (full quote)
  that's not a bee. It's just a bear in a bee costume. (full quote)
  Im down here with Leslie Ward Cabot, good evening sir .... And you are? His nurse Mr. Cabot, it doesn't get more exciting than this, win, lose, or draw, you're gonna be back on your feet next year in the runnings again, tell me, what do you think your chances are here at Mayflower? in those days they wore wool socks....all the players wore wool socks.....and....god help ya...if....ya had an itch.....you know.....eh bh... Is there a key that lights him up? Theres a bubble above his head but no words in there,..haha Press PLAY .... Ok i thought something was coming there... (full quote)
32763 We both love soup and snow peas. Talking and not talking. We could talk or not talk forever and still find things... to not talk about. (full quote)
32763 She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig. (full quote)
5353 I woke up this morning and I was so glad. (full quote)
  We met at Starbucks. Not the same Starbucks. They were across the street from each other. (full quote)
  Butch's a bitch. (full quote)
  Ow! Ow! (wild contortion in the knees) (full quote)
  And I said, I told her I had two left feet. I thought he was kidding. (full quote)
  she looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig (full quote)
  Did somebody put something down so I'd fall? (full quote)
  He went after her like she was made out of ham. (full quote)
  Hi, iam looking for a bee about this big.Is this it? No thats a bear in a bee costume. Its about this big and it squekes. Oh, uh this one squekes and i think the dog will react to the stripes. That is A PARROT! I know but its similarity to a bee,well there are some in that box right there. THIS!?! That looks like a bee. THIS IS A FISH! Well Iam only trying to help. WELL THANK YOU FOR your HELP!!! I COME HERE TO ASK FOR A TOY THAT YOU DONT HAVE!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  I woke up and I was so glad. (full quote)
  DONT SPIT AT ME!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Dont look at those fat ass losers there freaks. You look AT MEEEEEEE! (full quote)
10929 Don't water the plants. They're plastic. (full quote)
10929 We started this magazine, 'American Bitch.' It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pur bred dog owner. (full quote)
10929 We met at Starbucks. (full quote)
23438 Gerry: Don't water the plants, they're plastic! (full quote)
23438 Buck: Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team? (full quote)
23438 Sherri: Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it's very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. People say 'oh but he's so much older than you' and you know what, I'm the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about. (full quote)
23438 Buck: Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor? (full quote)
23438 Hotel manager: We have you down for a queen. Scott: What are you suggesting.. my dear man. (full quote)
23438 Scott: And do me a favor, will you? Just get out of those meat sticks.. I just wanna hold it. (full quote)
23438 Hamilton: Don't look at the fat ass losers or freaks, look at me!! (full quote)
23438 Buck: And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten. (full quote)
23438 Harlan: I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts, and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut. That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, Would you stop naming nuts! And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go rrrawr rrawr and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. natural, all natural white pistachio nut. (full quote)
23438 Christy: It worked for my family.. you know, until my mom committed suicide in '81. (full quote)
23438 Buck: I don't think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded. I told my proctologist one time, Why don't you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime? (full quote)
23438 Christy: We started this magazine, American Bitch. It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner. (full quote)
23438 Stefan: When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bar tender's face. That kind of place. I remember one guy had a bicycle reflector sewn onto one nipple. (full quote)
23438 Scott: I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got so exhausted. I'm sorry, go on, you were telling a story? (full quote)
Marvin Acme We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about. (full quote)
Marvin Acme We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Exactly the heart and the soul. You know... which is what my mother did, and that was her jobyou know... she was there for the unconditional love and it worked for my family you know...until my mom committed suicide '81. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Shitzu! That's one you don't play around with that name do you? I doesn't come trippingly off the tongue. Stewardess can I take a Shitzu on my carry on or does it have to be stowed? (full quote)
Marvin Acme Stewardess can I take a Shitzu on my carry on or does it have to be stowed? (full quote)
Marvin Acme Let me ask you a question, this may be a little bit off the path. How much weight do you think I could bench press? Just make a guess ballpark figure. 315 pounds. I mean I was in top shape. I don't know if I could make it down and back to the end of this arena now. Dead lifted over 500. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- I don't think I ever could get use to be probed and prodded. I told my proctologist once, 'Hey! Why don't you take me out for dinner and a movie sometime', you know. #2- Yes, I remember you said that last year. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Shitzu! That's one you don't play around ... with that name do you? It doesn't come trippingly off the tongue. Stewardess can I take a Shitzu on my carry on or does it have to be stowed? (full quote)
36054 If you get tired, pull over, if you get, hungry eat something (full quote)
36054 We were so lucky to be raised around catalogs. (full quote)
Iwannabelola Rhapsody has two mommies. (full quote)