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Chopper - 2000 Movie Quotes

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  What have you ever done thats good? Well i beat you up didn't I? (full quote)
1250 Now look what you've done. your mum's upset! (full quote)
  Nevile Fucking Bartos (full quote)
  Oh, was I being rude? (full quote)
die_hardest That's my boy! Right in the eye! (full quote)
13020 Chopper - Are you gonna get me, keithie? Keithie George - Its not worth the extra years on my sentence. Chopper - aww, come on keithie, all you have to do is kill me, then present me phychiatric records and there won't be a court in the country that will convict you. Keithie George - your mad Chopper, bloody insane you are? Chopper - come on Keithie, I',m a good bloke, aren't I keithie. Keithie George - Ha! What have you ever done thats good? Chopper - Well, I bested you, didn't I keithie, that was good, good for a giggle anyway. Keithie George - you're insane. Chopper - Bethhoven had his critics, keithie, name three of 'em. (full quote)
13020 Chopper's dad - I am watching the news and it says someone was shot at bojangles last night. I thought it was you. Chopper - I wouldn't be standing here right now, would I? Dad - well, no. Did you do it. Chopper - now would I go and do a thing like that? Dad - That's my boy, one in the skull. (full quote)
13020 Chopper: Are you still upset about the leg? Neville: What do you mean, ya. Its OK, Chopper. Chopper: Cause I don't know if you remember, but I had that shotgun pointed at your fuckin head. And I moved it down to your knee cap. (full quote)
13020 Chopper: Now tell me what would be the point of shooting a bloke and then driving him to the bloody hospital? It defeats the whole purpose of shooting him in the first place. (full quote)
10110 It's a bit early in the day for Kung Fu isn't it Jim? (full quote)
16333 Chopper-Even when peacetime is declared, their all still fuckin enemies. (full quote)
  Cheers Big Ears!! (full quote)
  why would a shoot a man, BANG, and then drive him to the hospital?What do i look like? Mark Brandon Medicare Read? i mean, that would defeat the point of shooting him in the first place. (full quote)
  its like if your mum stabs you, ya dont get angry you just say ahh shit my mum stabed me and you hop along to hospital (full quote)
  jimmy, you weak cunt (full quote)
  They love it. Well they don't like it. They scream a bit. But I like it. (full quote)
  They Must Hate My Guts. (full quote)
33944 Jimmy........ if ya keep stabbing me, ya gunna kill me right? (full quote)
33944 1/ You LENT him a suit??? 2/Yeah.... if he'd have worn what he was gunna wear , you'd have given him 20 years for bad taste (full quote)
33944 Who knows HOW your mind works, Jimmy (full quote)
33944 I'm just a bloke..... just an average bloke..... who's into a bit of torture hehehe!! (full quote)
33944 Get away from me with that mouth, it's touched a wogs cock!!! (full quote)
33944 1/ Who are you fucking!?!?.... 2/ Honey.... everybody..... I work in a brothel (full quote)
33944 Neck up, ya c*nt.... ya fuckin' blowfly!!! (full quote)
33944 Beethoven had his critics too, Keithie... see if you can name 3 of 'em (full quote)
  Now tell me this, right, why whould i shoot a bloke, bang, and then put him in the bloody car and whiz him off to the hospital at 100 miles an hour. It defeats the purpose of shooting him in the first place, and whats more, its bloody insulting. (full quote)
33944 1/ Awww c'mon Keithie, I thought I was a good bloke 2/ Ha! What have you ever done that was good? 1/ Well, I bashed you.... that was good, wasn't it?.... good for a bit of a giggle anyway 2/ You're insane, Read! 1/ Beethoven had his critic's too Keithie.... see if you can name 3 of 'em (full quote)
33944 Keep it dark, will ya fellas? (full quote)
33944 Never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn (full quote)
33944 1/ So what do you say to people who say *he's a real bad peice of work... he's criminally insane*?___ 2/ Who says that?___ 3/ Neville Bartos for one___ 4/ Oh THAT bloody sook!!! (full quote)
33944 In here, he's just another bare bum in the shower! (full quote)
33944 1/ You don't much like me, do ya Keithie? 2/ You bash people to make a name for yourself, you're a fuckin' idiot!!! 1/ *I'm* not the dumb cunt what's pissin' blood, Keith.... right? *I'm* the one who runs the division Keith, make no mistake about that.... right? (full quote)
33944 It's like... if your mum stabbed ya... what do you do?.... you don't get upset, you don't get angry, you just go... *mum stabbed me, I better get off to the hospital* (full quote)
33944 1/ Nice shirt, son 2/ What's wrong with it? 1/ Nothin'.... it's good... I like it 2/ You like it? 1/ Do they make 'em for men?.... c'mon, don't be a sook! (full quote)
33944 Look, all I can tell you is what I've already told Mister Beasley: none of us saw anything. It was just one of those things: Bluey Barnes was reading a magazine; Ambrose Atcheson was taking a piss; Johnny price was washing his hands; Jimmy Loughnan was watching a bullant crawl across the table, and I was watching Jimmy watching the bullant. (full quote)
33944 Why would I shoot a bloke, then carry him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place (full quote)
33944 Jimmy and the boys will be in the car, you set up the big fella, it'll make you a star.... They said they had it farmed out, they had it ghosted, but when I walked out the door they left me posted.... The game was for real, it was no lark, but the twit too him out to the wrong carpark.... silly boys, that's all Chopper had to say, and now little Sammy got blown away (full quote)
33944 1/_Hey Jimmy!!!? 2/_Yeah 1/_Is that you, Jimmy!!!? 2/_Yeah 1/_You weak cunt (full quote)
  Wrote mum told her I was getting out (full quote)
  chopper:nev weres the cash nev:theres no cash here mate here cash no robo:no cash here (full quote)
  Boss, Keithy's done him self a mischief!!! (full quote)
  Chopper: Super Steve Coony, looks like an accountant but he's a hard bastard (full quote)