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7937 Ricky: You wanna bet me that I can't get a gun? Bobby: You couldn't even get a handjob from the bridge and tunnel people at the club last night! (full quote)
  screech, fucking screech... (full quote)
  1) Isn't it fun? 2) What's that sweetie? 1) Isn't it fun? 2) What's that? 1) Isn't it fun? 2) What fun? 1) Isn't it fun to paint? 2) To paint? Yeah, I love it. Really calmes me down. Frogs arent purple by the way. (full quote)
  Here's what I'm gonna ask of you... We're going to be spending the night in New York, so it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class, I want you to round up a couple of honeys... At our hotel room we're gonna have kind of a pool party. California gangster-style, you know what I mean? Kick-ass pool party thing? (full quote)
2857 It's a part of who you are. (full quote)
  See thats what I'm talking about bobby, first class. You've got to get used to this my man, you deserve it. Hey ladies, you missed out on staying at the SoHo Grand on this trip you know what I mean. Listen, I'd offer you a ride in my limo, but I got to stretch my shit out. I'm a tall drink of water, don't want to wrinkle anything. (full quote)
  what does that mean we can sort it out. Does she have to do that so that they don't know she's into my hist. We can sort it out right now you know what I mean. (full quote)
  Excuse me. You don't have to hit me. I'm sweeping, you don't have to hit me with a wip. You got a horse outside. Don't hit me with the wip please. (full quote)
20513 Its my perdeium (full quote)
22359 "Excuse me, wh- you don't have to hit me ... excuse me." "Excuse me?" "I'm sweeping, you don't have to hit me with a whip. Wh'you got a horse outside? Don't hit me with the whip, please." "What's your name?" "My name's not important, I'm trying to do a jo-" "What's your name?" "My name's not important." "What's your name?" "My name is Bob Ricigliano." (full quote)
22359 "Excuse me, wh- you don't have to hit me ... excuse me." "Excuse me?" "I'm sweeping, you don't have to hit me with a whip. Wh'you got a horse outside? Don't hit me with the whip, please." "What's your name?" "My name's not important, I'm trying to do a jo-" "What's your name?" "My name's not important." "What's your name?" "My name is Bob Ricigliano." (full quote)
22359 Oh, my shit's blowin' up. Come on man it's the job phone. I gotta make a fuckin' call ... I know it's the fuckin job phone but I gotta use it if I got a fuckin phone call happening. Ricki? What other phone am I conna use!? I don't have a fuckin' cell phone. ... Hey! Get off the fuckin' phone I'm just making a quick phone call ... I been bustin' my ass all day and I had an emergency phone call. ... Who the fuck is he to scream at me like that? I'm makin a fuckin call, what if it was an important family situation or something? I'm gonna go relax for a little bit. I don't think I could be any good to you right now. I'll be back in about 15 ... 20. (full quote)
22359 I don't know why we don't get a drink ... sittin inside this place. I promised Chloe we'd come here She doesn't even know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bordners. She could play the triva game like she likes it, or the little racing game thing she does. She's a little girl, little girl's don't like to go to bars. We had fun, we went to bars when we were kids ... met all the different people, right? ...remember Slimmy? (full quote)
22359 There's a nice way to do that. (full quote)
22359 Isn't it fun? What's that, sweetie? Isn't it fun? What's that? Isn't it fun? What fun? Isn't it fun to paint? To paint? Yeah, I love it ... really calms me down. (full quote)
22359 Frogs aren't purple by the way. Have you ever seen a purple frog? You have? When? When you were asleep? Why you giving her a hard time? (full quote)
22359 Let's drop it. Let's ecks-nay on the becks-nay. Ig-pay atlin-lay. Will you ut-shay your outh-may? Ayn-saying-ay I don't know, you're doing it wrong, I don't understand what the hell you're saying. Onch-pay oo-bay ... ay-bay ay-way Ut-shay your ace-fay, asshole-ay. Did you hear that? Did you hear what he said? Whadaya think of that? (full quote)
22359 Max, ah, one more thing, ah ... who am I dropping this off to? Who gets their hands on this? That's your per diem. Yeah, that's my per diem, and who do I give it to? Who do I drop it off to? (full quote)
22359 You will not carry any other pagers on you. You will not, for that matter, carry *anything* other than what I have just given you. Keys? What? What about my house keys? 'Cos that way I can get back in when I come in town. I could leave them with you Max, whatever you want to do, you're callin' the shots. You can carry your keys. (full quote)
22359 I have an assigned seat, I like to follow the rules. (full quote)
22359 Comfortable, comfortable, comfortable. (full quote)
22359 Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. (full quote)
22359 Here's what I'm gonna ask of you. Turns out, we're gonna be spending the night in New York ... so it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class, I want you to round up a couple honies. At our hotel room we're gonna have kindof a pool party. Like a California gangster style ... you know what I mean? Kick-ass pool party thing. (full quote)
22359 what does that mean 'we can sort it out'? Does she have to do that so they don't know she's into my shit? .... Let's sort it out right now, know what I mean? (full quote)
22359 Hey lady, you missed out. I'm staying at the SoHo grand this trip, you know what I mean? Listen, I'd give you a ride in my limo but I gotta stretch my shit out. I'm a tall drink of water, I don't want to wrinkle anything. (full quote)
22359 They said more than what you said that they said. (full quote)
22359 Actually, with all respect Ruiz, it a -- Strega that is -- is a digestif. Ah, Strehga ... is an aperitif. (full quote)
22359 Did you see that shit? Did you just let Screech in the fuckin club? I'm waiting in line, and you just let Screech in the fucking club. He's on the list, man. Show me the list. I wanna see on your fucking list where it says that Screech is on the fucking list. Show me fucking Screech on your fucking list. Get your hands off. Shut the fuck up. We'll fuckin throw your ass out of town. Who, you and Screech? Yeah. You and Screech. Yeah. Me and fuckin Screech. (full quote)
22359 Dis? Dis? Let me tell you something motherfucker, you're in no position to 'dis' or 'give props' or whatever you're MTV Real World sense of fuckin decorum tells you to do. (full quote)
22359 Look, if it's gonna make everyone happier, I'll tell 'em I heard the fuckin 'Red Dragon' thing from somebody else, okay ... all right? I'll tell 'em I heard the Red Dragon from someone else, man. (full quote)
22359 All right, you know what ... I ... We don't wanna talk, we wanna scream at people, but we don't want to listen or problem-solve. And that's what's frustrating about the fuckin dynamic of the group. (full quote)
22359 Here's fifty bucks, take this in case I get drunk and I call you a bitch later. I'm only kidding with you, but take it anyway. This is how I do it and I'm gonna do it all night long, you know what I mean, girls? Enjoy yourselves. (full quote)
22359 I don't know him, I don't know him. Loud on the phone, loud on the phone. Not fun at the club. (full quote)
22359 Jesus Christ, where y'all been all night? Y'all look like shit. good Morning (full quote)
22359 You turned an Easter-egg hunt into a butt-fuck-athon. (full quote)
22359 So now we're talking money laundering? Will you tell Peter Jennings to shut the fuck up and listen? (full quote)
22359 Okay, Bob, you knocked the Jew's tooth out, right? That's gonna cost Max eight grand. Maybe more than eight grand, you probably lost him his whole line of clientele, too. Plus, you been fuckin up Jess's dancing. Now I think he knows I sold the fuckin carpet van. He's been giving me looks and shit which leads to that, okay. Now he can't kill us in Los Angeles, 'cos there's a lot of questions there, right? But all of a sudden he flies us out to New York City to do a 'drop'? We don't even know what the fuck the drop is, okay. But if we disappeared out here, there's no fucking questions involved in that. There's no questions if we disappear. LA questions. Drop out here, a lot of questions. (full quote)
22359 I'm loose? I know I'm always fuckin loose. Here's scenario B for you, Bob. See how you feel about this one. Now I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but I think I'm starting to get under Ruiz's skin, as well, okay. It all started with the whole Red Dragon or the Welsh guy whatever, they can play it down all they want, but you know two hundred grand is a lot of fuckin money. That's a fuckin lot of many, okay? Two hundred grand is definitely a lot of fuckin money. And not I got Ruiz, all and the fuckin fruit pie the fuckin magician, tellin me that I can't fuckin call my main man Max who fuckin sent me out on the fuckin operation? What about the Welsh guy? He's fuckin scattered all over. They fuckin disappear and talk. And you haven't noticed this either, but when he's not fuckin lookin at me or you're fuckin doin the whatever, I got fuckin Jimmy in the mirror with his shit, too. It's fuckin comin at me from here, I don't know where it is. It might be comin this way, it might be comin that way, but the fuckin shit's comin and I'm not gonna be late for the fuckin dance, man. I'm not gonna be fuckin late for the dance on this one. You're not getting a gun (full quote)
22359 Lot going on ... but there always is, isn't there? ... A lot going on. (full quote)
22359 You said what to him? Wait a few days. Smart. (full quote)
  Isn't it fun? (full quote)
  yeah, so im thinking about skippin out early... (full quote)
  RICKY I HEARD A NIOSE IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT...EVERYTHINGS FINE IM SORRY...THIS IS A MESS, THEY ARE COMPLAINING DOWNSTAIRS...ITS FINE EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE CLEANED UP TOMMOROW...ARE YOU OKAY... IM SORRY EVERYTHING IS FINE, OUR LAST GUEST IS LEAVING, IV HAD A ROUGH NIGHT AND ID LIKE FOR YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE, IM FINE I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE, ID GIVE YOU SOME MONEY YOU KNOW HOW I DO...DO YOU WANT US TO BRING UP SOME...I JUST WANT YOU TO LEAVE THE ROOM PLEASE(SPLASHES small BOTTLE OF VODKA)GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE RO' IM SORRY (SPLASHES VIOLENTLY) GET THE FUCK OUT... JUST GET THE FUCK OUT (THROWS BOTTLE ACROSS THE ROOM) (full quote)
  Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later. (full quote)
10929 She'd have more fun if we were at Borders. (full quote)
22359 Are you all right, man? Me? Yeah, you sure? Oh yeah, I'm all right. Okay? I'm okay. You should be okay. I'm okay. You should be. I'm okay. good. Don't ask me if I'm okay again. I'm not asking you. Let's just get some food, okay. Let's get some food. Okay. I'm not okay. (full quote)
22359 Ah, there you are. Where were you five minutes ago, buddy, when the- when the kids were going crazy? Huh? Now you show up? Okay, mousey, I'm trying to do a little business here. Here, go run around the parking lot or something, will ya? (full quote)
RDubb I make it look like a starter pistol because I'm smart. (full quote)
RDubb If I was a faggot, I coulda gotten laid on the subway. (full quote)
Riccishere Because you lost my fuckin' carpet cleanin' van and I don't like you, you cocksucker! (full quote)
Riccishere I don't understand why you're always pickin' on me Max? (full quote)
30780 1.Now, if you bring back sixty, does one room look better than another? 2. All the rooms are pretty much the same. 3. OK, but I want that original eighty back...but that twenty, that's for you captain. (full quote)
30780 Cause you sold my fucking carpet cleaning van!...and I don't like you, you fucking prick! (full quote)
30780 How 'bout me coach. Did I always have heart? (full quote)
30780 So did you hit the mother-fucker once? (full quote)
30780 Comfortable, comfortable, comfortable (full quote)