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Bedazzled - 2000 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  Satan: Could you pay for this......I left my handbag in the underworld. (full quote)
  Elliot: I'm a Columbian druglord!!! (full quote)
4546 Seis! Seis! Seis! (full quote)
4364 I bet you're a whiz with the ladies. (full quote)
4364 I'm not a hooker, silly boy, I just want to ask you a question. (full quote)
4364 Maybe I should call you a cab. Although, it's gonna be hard to find one that will go to hell this time of night! (full quote)
4364 I left my purse in the underworld. (full quote)
4364 Look's like someone's had tee many martoonis. (full quote)
4364 they couldn't give a fig for all taht rubbish. (full quote)
  If you give yourself a 110 procent and you wanna play good and you will play good, well I think we played pretty good tonight! (full quote)
Stitch (not in actual film) Devil: (dressed in red bikini w/ a boa around her neck) Do I look like someone who'd try to trick you? (full quote)
5240 Elliot: if I wanted a Big Mac, I could just pay for one (full quote)
5280 i think a spankings in order (full quote)
5280 i think a spankins in order (full quote)
5900 1.) Who are you? 2.) You promise not to tell. 1.) yes 2.) Cross your heart and hope to die. 2.) Yeah 1.) I'm the devil! (full quote)
  I'm Nicole. But don't call me Nickie, cuz that just leads to Nick, then Ni, then N, people just call me N! (full quote)
  The devil ripped me off for a hamburger!! (full quote)
2489 Damn the Devil! Damn the Devil to Hell! (full quote)
8129 1)Well well well isn't this a big suprise? I thought everyone was busy? 2)UHHH slight change of plans Elliot 1)Is that right? Well I'm a little pee peed you guys might not even sit down with you guys 3)Well we can certainly understand that so we'll see you tomorrow. 1)I'm kidding 4)do you wanna switch seats with me? 2)No I'm fine. (full quote)
8129 1)You cant give sick people tic tacs! 2)Sick people have notoriously bad breath I'm performing a public service here now about your next wish 1)Alright ok I wanna be smart no I wanna be really smart and I wanna be able to talk good...well...what's the word 2)Articulate? 1) yeah I want to be articulate and witty and sophisticated you know I wanna know everything about everything and I want to be good looking no no make that great looking and I want Allison to fall absolutely head over heels in love with me 2) Anything else? 1) like what? 2) like winky wise 1) Oh...right...yeah...I wanna be...I wanna be big but not like practical joke big but you know like *makes fist* is that clear? 2) crystal now you say I wish and I'll fill in the rest (full quote)
8129 1)I caught site of that sunset and I had to stop and weep *crying* there I go again 2) tissue? 1) No I don't wipe my tears away I'm not ashamed of them I wear them proudly like small wet salty badges of emotional truth (full quote)
8217 Devil-im not all peaches and cream, you know. I do have a dark side, and its not pretty! (full quote)
  ELLIOT:(has been turned into the world's most sensitive man)Hello, my love. I went to find some seashells to place atop your glorious head like a crown. (full quote)
9841 Alison!! I'll get into your pants!! (full quote)
9841 Don't get too excited, its just a halloween costume. (full quote)
10940 Damn the devil, damn the devil to hell. (full quote)
11170 Elliot: I Elliot Richards here-by known as the damned- The Damned?! Devil: How about the daamned, sound better? (full quote)
11442 1) I'm going to stop now. 2) Oh, good. I mean, why? (full quote)
11442 Maybe I should call you a cab. Although it might be hard to find one that'll GO TO HELL this time of night! (full quote)
12153 devil:dont you find me attractive elliot elliot:no,no i think you are hot devil:you dont even know what you are talking about (full quote)
12153 ELLIOT: I wish to be the world's most sensitive man. No, wait -- the world's most emotionally sensitive man. THE DEVIL: Damn. Coulda had a lot of fun with that one. (full quote)
  Damn the Devil to Hell! (full quote)
15128 Devil: Yah yah oui oui see see. It's all a bunch of nonsense. Everyone speaks english anyhow, and if they don't they ought too! (full quote)
13896 blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...you've got it smarty pants. (full quote)
  WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!OOOOHHH damn the devil!! damn the devil to hell!!!!!god damn it!where is that little red thing!555,AAAARGH!!777,AAAARGH!! oh here it is, (reads it upside down)999,AAAARGH!! oohhh duurrrr!!!!666 WOW(he goes straight to the devil) (full quote)
16835 I'm telling you, the devil gypped me for HAMBURGER!! (full quote)
16680 1) Allison! Why don't you wanna stay here with me!? 2) You wanna know why Elliot!? It's because you're TOO SENSATIVE! I'm about to go outta my mind. I like spending time with you and God knows I love you but enough is enough. All I want is a guy who will take advantage of me and who just pretends to be interested in who I am and what I think so he can get into my pants... 3) That would be me. 2) oh, THANK YOU! (full quote)
17692 Oh really! Than Im Tony Danza (full quote)
8217 I'm not a hooker, you silly boy, I just want to ask you a question!!!!! (full quote)
20201 Do you have $3.47? I left my purse in the Underworld. (full quote)
  when is that darn thing gonna set?!?! (full quote)
  aye! es cocaina! (full quote)
  People say bassetball caught fire with the asendry of Michael Jordan. If Eliot Richards keeps playin like dis people are gonna be sayin Michael who. (full quote)
  Here Eliot Richards flyin through the air like the man on the flyin trapezious. Rubin stank all over it. Double chuncks of rib ticklin vanilla funk. (full quote)
  I think somebody's had tee many martoonis... (full quote)
  Devil-> Are you not attracted to me? Elliot-> No..uh.. i think you're hot! Devil-> baby you have no idea (full quote)
  Devil-> Do you have 3.47?...I left my purse in the underworld. (full quote)
  que dices? yo no hablo espanol. espera estoy hablando espanol (full quote)
  que es esto azucar? (full quote)
  La siento soy allergia a los mariscos (I'm sorry I'm allergic to shellfish) (full quote)
  Yeah I just want a man who pretends to care and love me. As long as he gets inside my pants! (full quote)
  HOLA! MUCHO GUSTO! Me llamo Elliot! Hola Juan. Hola Esteban. Donde esta es la bibleoteca? Esta es de casa de mi tia. (full quote)
  Yes, We're alone in the universe Yes, life is meaningless Death is Inevitable But is that neccessary so depressing (full quote)
  Perdoname, no hablo espanol. Un momento! Estoy hablando espanol! Que diablos!(In english: Sorry, i don't speak spanish. Wait a minute! i'm speaking spanish! What the Devil! (full quote)
  F U C K (full quote)
  fU CK (full quote)
  Yes, We're alone in the universe Yes, life is meaningless Death is Inevitable But is that neccessarily so depressing (full quote)
  1)Who was that girl you were speaking to? 2) Oh, just someone I know from work. I'm not with her. 1) But you'd like to be. (full quote)
  1) I, Elliot Richards, who will be here by known as the damned... the damned?! 2) How about darned? Sound better? (full quote)
  1) These look just like the cookies my grandma use to make... 2) Try one. 1) Okay... *takes a bite* That's because these are the cookies my grandma use to make! 2) I aim to please. (full quote)
  1)He plays the game like he's eleven feet tall. 2)No,I don't think he's that big,Jerry. 1)No,he plays the game like that of a viking giant with a basketball in one hand and club in the other. (full quote)
  Go ahead, wish for sumthing. (full quote)
  I have to stop... because I am looking at you and I see all the beauty of the world looking back at me. May I sketch you? (full quote)
  He was Phi Slamma Jamma runnin' stank all over it with rib-ticklin' jumps of double vanilla funk! (full quote)
6391 ...And besindes: do I really look like someone who's trying to trick you? (full quote)
CarmiCrowe I just want to be with a man who'll ignore me and take me for granted and only pretends to be interested in what I say and who I am so he can get into my pants (full quote)
10929 And I'm Tony Danza! (full quote)
10929 It's not easy being the Barbra Streisand of Evil. (full quote)
10929 what are you, James Brown? (full quote)
10929 Xn + Yn = Zn when n>2. Show your work. (full quote)
23438 The Devil: Paragraph one states that I, the Devil, a not-for-profit organization, with offices in Purgatory, Hell, and Los Angles, will give you seven wishes to use as you see fit. (full quote)
23438 Elliot: 'I, Elliot Richards, here-after known as the Damned'.. the Damned? The Devil: How about the Darned, sound better? (full quote)
23438 Elliot: I wish to be the world's most sensitive man. No, wait - the world's most emotionally sensitive man. The Devil: Damn. Coulda had a lot of fun with that one. (full quote)
23438 Elliot: You are so bad! The Devil: I know. I've been really naughty, haven't I? Perhaps a good spanking's in order? Elliot: Is that all you ever think about? Is that all life is to you, sex, sex, sex? The Devil: Of course not! There's greed, gluttony, sloth, vanity, anger, envy... (full quote)
23438 The Devil: I am the Devil! Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Prince of Darkness! Well, the Princ-ess, anyway... (full quote)
23438 The Devil: Fair? Who do you think you're talking to? I don't recall anybody accusing me of being fair before. I'm insulted. (full quote)
23438 The Devil: Do you have $3.47? I left my purse in the Underworld. (full quote)
23438 The Devil: your soul is like you appendix. You never use it. Elliot: Oh yeah? If it's so useless, how come you want it so bad? The Devil: Oh, aren't you a clever one. (full quote)
23438 The Devil: You know, you'd think that meeting the Devil would be interesting enough but no. All people want to know about is Him. Like He's so bloody fascinating! Elliot: So He's a man? The Devil: Yeah, most men think they're God, this one just happens to be right. (full quote)
23438 Elliot: I'm starting to think women don't know what they want. The Devil: Amen! (full quote)
23438 Elliot: (in Spanish) Oh, shit, I'm a Colombian drug lord. (full quote)
23438 Elliot: My soul? You want me to give you my soul? The Devil: what are you, James Brown? (full quote)
23438 The Devil: My life is a living hell! (full quote)
23438 The Devil: You're so nervous, Elliot. Elliot: How do you know my name? The Devil: I'm psychic. Plus it's on your name tag. (full quote)
23438 The Devil: It's not easy being the Barbara Streisand of Evil. (full quote)
23438 Elliot: Mayo-nayo-naise. Swimming by the sandy shore, dancing up among the waves, dolphin, dolphin I adore everything you are. You're so much more than a fish to me, my playful friend beneath the sea, (making dolphin noises). (full quote)
23438 Elliot: Mayo-nayo-naise. Swimming by the sandy shore, dancing up among the waves, dolphin, dolphin I adore everything you are. You're so much more than a fish to me, my playful friend beneath the sea, (makes dolphin noises). (full quote)
23438 Elliot: I'm gay. Well, thanks for dropping by. (full quote)
23438 Elliot: I think I'll call you a cab.. Although I think it'll be hard to find one that goes to HELL this time of night! (full quote)
24986 Oh mierda! Soy un narco-trafikante Colombiano! (translation: I'm a Colombian drug lord!) (full quote)
24986 Ah... well, you go out there and you give a 110%, and you wanna play good, and... you know... you hope you play good ... I think we played pretty good tonight! (full quote)
24986 1) 'I, Elliot Richards, hereafter known as the Damned' -- the Damned?! 2) How about 'the Darned,' sound better? (full quote)
24986 well, you go out there and you give a 110%... (full quote)
24986 1) My soul?! You want me to give you my SOUL? 2) what are you, James Brown? (full quote)
24986 1) And Allison! what got into her? 2) I think it was 'Eduardo' (full quote)
24986 Ni lo pienses...RAOUL!!!! (full quote)
29362 All men think they're god. This one just happens to be right. (full quote)
43025 Elliot Richards: No! thats not fair The Devil: Fair who do you think your talking to i dont recall anyone accusing me of being fair before i'm insulted. (full quote)
43025 The devil: You know you'd think that metting the Devil would be interestig enough but no all the people want to know about him like he's so bloody facinating (full quote)
43025 Elliot Richards: You are so bad! The Devil: I know. I've been really naughty, haven't I? Perhaps a good spanking's in order? Elliot Richards: Is that all you ever think about? Is that all life is to you, sex, sex, sex? The Devil: Of course not! There's greed, gluttony, sloth, vanity, anger, envy... (full quote)
43025 The Devil: I am the Devil! Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Prince of Darness! Well, the Princ-ess, anyway... (full quote)
43025 The Devil: your soul is like you appendix. You never use it. Elliot Richards: Oh yeah? If it's so useless, how come you want it so bad? The Devil: Oh, aren't you a clever one? (full quote)