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Pork Chop, Pork Chop
Greasy, Greasy
We Beat Their Team
Fucking easy easy
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| 8190 |
I'll splatter cherry pie all over the fuckin' wall behind you and I'm
dead seroius about that!
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So, do you like big tits, or huge tits?
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| 8920 |
p1: why are you doing this to me?
p2: oh I'm just killing time
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Man, either quick smoking or get a lighter that works
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Man, either quick smoking or get a lighter that works
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| 13226 |
1)Looks like your momma taught you well then. 2)Yeah, she did. So what's your momma's excuse?
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| 13226 |
I don't know what it is with those sideburns. I mean, I glued mine on. For you it's an actual lifestyle choice.
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| 13226 |
Slug bug yellow.
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Learn to dance, fucker.
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Get your bubble gum, girl.
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| 23883 |
1.this ones buetiful 2. thats one of my favorite pieces 1. wheres it from 2.up my ass 1.excuse me 2. its an african piece 1. looks egyption to me
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| 23883 |
1. so wheres your car now mister smartie pants 2. murphys driving it mister i blow chunks when i smoke
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Either quit smokin' or get a new lighter
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| 10929 |
--What's great about dating homeless girls?
--What?
--You can drop them off anywhere.
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| 10929 |
--Are you gonna kill me?
--Not until after you open the safe....I'm just kidding. Open the safe.
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| 10929 |
--Meet Hamilton.
--I said get a couple of guys, Jack. A couple of guys.
--He is a couple of guys.
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| 10929 |
It's time to go to work, baby.
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| 10929 |
Guys like me die caught. Guys like you die bloody.
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| 10929 |
You recognize me now? I recognize you.
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| 10929 |
--Finish you fries.
--You can't tell me what to do. You can't tell me what to do. You're not my dad.
--Didn't anybody ever tell you about starving kids in Africa?
--Why? Are you gonna send them my fries?
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| 10929 |
I didn't leave Jesse with a stranger. I left him with you.
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| 10929 |
You know the golden rule: fuck the gold. He who has a nickel-plated
makes the rules.
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| 10929 |
--I've got good news and bad news.
--What's the good news?
--You mom's in the trunk.
--What's the bad news?
--She's still alive.
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| weekley14 |
Pork chop pork chop, greasy, greasy. We beat your team, fuckin easy, easy. Whoo! Go Wombats
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