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Love & Sex - 2000 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
  I cheese sandwich you (full quote)
14870 All normal people vicitims of bad timing, weirdos and creeps are single because they are weirdos and creeps. Normal people are single becuase they are vicitims of bad timing (full quote)
  Falling in love is beautiful. We do it for one reason... Nothing in the world makes us feel so good (full quote)
  (1) is it really true, do blowjobs really cure depression (2) only for the suckee, the sucker always stays depressed (3) told ya so (full quote)
vanilla Adam Levy(listening to Kate's pregnant stomach): mmm-hmmm.. yea, Ned says he wants a womb with a view. Kate: Ned's not very funny. Adam Levy: Well, we should cut Ned some slack, Ned's only a fetus. (full quote)
25712 Love is extacy and agony. freedom and imprisonment. It's what keeps people together and apart. (full quote)
16032 Kate: Believe it or not, Adam, I know how to pee on a stick and read directions. (full quote)
  two people can be perfect for each other--and if the timing is wrong it is never going to work out for them. bad timing is the reason most normal people end up single. weirdos and creeps are single because they are weirdos and creeps. but people like us are single because we are the victims of bad timing (full quote)
  Love is a minefield: You take a step, get blown to pieces, put yourself back together again, and stupidly take another step. I guess that's human nature. It hurts so much to be alone that we'd all rather blow up than be single. (full quote)
32524 Kate- You're all going to die! Think about that! You're all going to die, and nobody will ever remember you, because they'll all be dead too! (full quote)
  Friend: What about this? Kate: No that makes me look like a drug addicted hooker. I want to look GREAT, like a drug addicted model. (full quote)
  Kate: You're wearing sunglasses in a movie theater! Joey: They're subscription! (full quote)
  Adam: Where's your date? Kate: I told him I was sick. Adam:'re sick. Kate: Yea, from wanting you back (full quote) might turn us on (full quote)
  I'm a relationship leper! (full quote)
  I'm a guy! I fuck! I dont fall in love! (full quote)
  I don't see them as flaws, I see them as God's little artistic choices. (full quote)
  As you move on in your search for love, sex if the fast way to erase the past (full quote)
  The longer you are with one person, the more annoying they will, if you want things to be perfect, don't be in a relationship (full quote)
  Love is ecstasy and agony, freedom and imprisonment, belonging and lonliness; it's what keeps us together when life tears us apart. (full quote)
  I like being depressed. It makes me feel deep and introspective. (full quote)
  :Kate pushing elevator button repeatedly: guy: You know pushing the button doesn't make it go any faster. Kate: I know, but it makes me feel more involved. (full quote)
  We all want to be loved. And sometimes it doesn't even matter who loves us, as long as it makes us feel less alone.-Kate (full quote)
  Don't get old Kate. Old is ugly, ugly is death. (full quote)