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| 3605 |
The walls are all mushy!
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| 3605 |
I swear on my bus pass!
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| 5447 |
No matter what happens or how famous we become we'll always be friends first, rock stars second
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| 5530 |
If I could go back in time, I'd wanna meet Snoopy.
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There's this guy at work that reaks!
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If ur happy and u know it clap ur hands(clap, clap)
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I am a trend pimp!
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| 4358 |
I'm a punk rock prom queen...
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| 4358 |
Blue is the new orange!
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| 4358 |
Who's a rock star?
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Holy shit that girl has a skunk on her head...oh, it's your hair....i'm sorry.....but that's messed up
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JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS IS THE best MOVIE EVER!!!
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Person 1: I still don't understand why you're here... Person 2: Cause I was in the comic book. Person 1: what? Person 2: Nevermind.
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Who's rockstar?I am
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| 4182 |
Bite Me Bambi!
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| 4182 |
1-When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. And when the going gets tough...
2-The tough make lemonade!
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| 4182 |
I want a big mac!
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1.you know hes lying. 2. you know your flies undone 1.well you..suck
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1. you know hes lying. @. you know your flies undone. 1. well you...suck
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| 4364 |
It's too bad your mama couldn't give you a good face.
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| 4364 |
That's wickety wack wyatt. That's wickety wack.
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| 4364 |
1)Oh my god, it's Carson! 2)Oh my god, it's Melodie!
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| 2049 |
#1-Lisa? #2-What did you call me? #1-Lisping Lisa? #2-That'th what they uthed to call me in high thcool.
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| 8251 |
1) He poo on my instrument, he poo on my peace balls, he poo on my pictures!! 2) Hey, he got the respect not to poo!! 3)Now, calm donwn. 4) Okay, look at this, he stole my face. (Does face) On TRL, 'Oh, Hi Carson' the face! On Kid's Choice Awards, 'Thanks, this is ours.' the face! On cover of Seventeen, 'Hi, girls, wanna know beauty secrets?' the FACE!! It's my face, it's MY face!!! 3)Okay, we'll the the choreagrapher to make you a new face. 5)Too bad your mama couldn't give you a good one.
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1) They're special. 2) Yeah! Special Ed!
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| 7869 |
what did you just say?
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My Bad!
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| 4364 |
Oh my God! That's Mr. Moviephone!
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| 9841 |
1-When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade, and when the going get tough-2-The tough make lemonade! 1-Right. Glad that we're all on the same page
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| 9841 |
Eye contact! Hand! Eye contact! Hand!
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| 9936 |
Puppies turn into dogs, who get old AND DIE!
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| PistachioMcHazelnut |
Orange is the new pink.
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it's ok if your don't like it, its awesome if you do
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Carson: if i dident have to kill u we could tottlay date?
mel: ya thank
carson: yeah that would be so cool.....
(hit)
(crash)
Mel: yeah like id ever go out with a guy like u Mel : now u on the otherhand..
Me; ( sweetly) bye
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I guess that whould explain why youre not wearing any...hats.
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Honk If You Love Sunshine! Honk If You Love Rainbows! Honk If You Love Pussy Cats!
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1:Lets go be girls! This room is for doing girl stuff! No guyz aloud! Josie come sit here. (takes a plate and 1 chip) Uh! Im such a pig! 2: No, no ur not. (servant guy walks in) 1: Isn't he cute? 2: Uh huh, He's cute. 1:Who's up for french braiding!?
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1: The kids will get sucked into this one! 2: So will you.. 1: what was that? 2: what? I didn't say anything. Nothing. 1: Yes you did..u said and so will u... 2: Oh, i meant and so will u guys, meaning the teenagers! Just proving my point! 1: Oh Ok. 2: That was close! 1: what was that? 2: I meant that was close to being a very romantic moment between us. 1: Oh, i see.
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| 11271 |
Wyatt: Lisa? Fiona: What'd you call me? Wyatt: Lisa Snyder? Listhping Listha? Fiona: Yesth that'sth what they called me in High Thschool. Wyatt: It's me, Wally. White-Ass Wally. Fiona: White-Ass Wally, ha, the albino kid?! But that's impossible, first of all, he wasn't British. Wyatt: I'm not, I just started talking with an accent one day cause I thought it'd make me cool. Look (takes off wig) Fiona: Look (takes out mouthpiece)
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| 11689 |
Heath Ledger is the new Matt Damon.
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Alexander: I want a vintage T... and heath ledger
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| 12501 |
Travis:Hey that guy out there looks just like wyat Marco:Oh yeah is he doing like this?Or like this?
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| PistachioMcHazelnut |
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and when the going gets tough Person 2: the tough make lemonade!
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| PistachioMcHazelnut |
Orange is the new pink!
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| PistachioMcHazelnut |
These walls are mushy!
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| PistachioMcHazelnut |
If I could go back in time, I'd meet Snoopy.
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| PistachioMcHazelnut |
Diet Coke is the new Pepsi One.
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| PistachioMcHazelnut |
If I wasn't a key player in this whole subliminal message thing, we could totally date!
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| PistachioMcHazelnut |
That's Mr. Moviefone. He does all our subliminal messages.
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| PistachioMcHazelnut |
I don't understand why they let you come. Person 2: Because I was in the comic book.
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| PistachioMcHazelnut |
Put the chevy to the levy.
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| PistachioMcHazelnut |
Oh my god, I'm a trend pimp!
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| PistachioMcHazelnut |
Gatorade is the new Snapple.
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| PistachioMcHazelnut |
It's Alan M. Person 2: what's with the inital anyway? It didn't work for Sheila E and it doesn't work for you.
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Travis:hey Wyatt do you think you could maybe talk to marco about always doin my face. you know in the WHAT video i established the (two finger down) face. and ever since then when you see marco he is doin my face. like on TRl hey carson (does the face) or like on kids choice awards this is ours thanks (does face). and right here on 17 magazine hey little girl. beauty secrets. its my face its MY face.
Marco: hey travis am i doin (makes face)your face cause (doin face) God forbid (does face) i do your face (does face) cause its such a good face.
wyatt: when we get back to the studio we will have the coreographer give you a new face. ok
Marco: to bad ur mama couldnt give ya a good face
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person 1: did anyone else get a creepy feeling around fiona
person 2: omg right when you said that and i sat down i got this creepy cold feeling goin up my spine
person 1: no hun thats just the O (pointing to the O in fiona made out of ice)
person 2: (standing up) oooohhh! no u guys i still got that creepy feeling and its not the o (points to the O)
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Melodie: o my gosh its carson
Carson: o my gosh its melodie
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if i wasnt a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of america with pop music, we could totally date.
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our studies have shown that bands that have and in the title sell twice as many records as bands that dont. - what about the beatles? or the rolling stones? or the backstreet boys? -alright, yes yes, if you want to count heads, of course, yes.
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Hey, did ya'll coordinate before you left the house or did you wear the same thing by accident?
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| 14689 |
o mi god it's de jour
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| 14477 |
Why don't you go join your friends dopy and mopy over there?
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| 14477 |
YOU SLEPT WITH HIM!
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| 14477 |
yea I know like the way he folded his napkin like he's afraid he doens't have any real friends?
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| 15209 |
When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. And when the going gets tough - the tough make lemonade!
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| 15209 |
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands (clap clap).
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what did Wyatt pull out of his stomach near the end of the movie.
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Get you Ass back here with a band I'd love to see her move her ass.
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Get you Ass back here with a band I'd love to see her move her ass.
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Get you Ass back here with a band I'd love to see her move her ass.
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1-Now every time you see Marco he's doing the face! IT'S MY FACE!
2-What? Is this your face? Sorry? It's such a good face.
1-That's it!!!
(they start fighting)
3-Djuor means friendship!
4-Thank you Lez.
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You know what happens puppies? They get old and they DIE!!
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| 17829 |
what are you going to do? Hit me with the guitar?
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but wouldnt that be cool thought if you could i could be here and in there.
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why didnt you come to my show?.....wyatt told me it was cancelled.....that dick!
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| 18851 |
If I could go back in time, I'd want to meet Snoopy!
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| 18851 |
(eating a bowl of Ramen noodles) People underestimate just how far one package goes.
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| 18851 |
Ooh... they're trying to brainwash us... Diet Coke is the new Pepsi one!
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| 19580 |
We heard every word you said, Ms Bitchy McBitch!
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Valerie: Diet Coke's the New Pepsi One. Alexandra: DUN DUN DAAAAA!!!
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| 20073 |
You SLEPT with him!
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| 20073 |
DuJour means seatbelts! DuJour means crash positions!
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You should kiss my cellulite free ass for all I've done for you!
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| 14345 |
1)We're special. 2)Yeah, special ed!
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| kunkerdo0dle |
whose a rock star?
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Oh my God! It's Mr. MovieFone! How'd you get him to put that on there? (GASPS) You SLEPT with him!
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| HeiressOfSlytherin |
Oh my god! It's Mr. Moviephone! How'd you get him to put that on there? [GASPS] You slept with him!
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| 6199 |
1-Unlike you people, I am prefectly happy with how I am! (Walks in) 2-Holy shit, that girls got a skunk on her head. Oh, it's her hair, but that's messed up!
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| 6199 |
1-Josie, did I bust the carborator? Did I break the allternator? Feel free to jump in any time now? 2-Abuse the accelerator. 1-That's good
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and I could be here! and there!
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and I could be here! and there!
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If I could go back in time I'd want to meet snoopy
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Who's a rock star? Come on say it... I am
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OHmy god its carson!!!!OH my god its melinie!!!!
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White ass wally!
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Abuse the accelarator
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the record company has not released any information about the disappearance of de jour but have released this commemorative box set...
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I'm alexandra,love the accent i used to summer on the continent fancy a snog........fancy a mint?
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| 29206 |
If your happy and you know it clap your hands.....
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| 25630 |
Well you better snap out of it red, 'cause you've got a show to put on!
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| ThaGataNegra |
Does it seem strange to anyone else that all this happened in a week?
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| ThaGataNegra |
I scream, you scream we all scream for ice cream! Everyone loves everyone.
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| ThaGataNegra |
Seriously--she told me!
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| ThaGataNegra |
Alright! I'll play....
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| ThaGataNegra |
what, it sucked?
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| ThaGataNegra |
Pack up your bass.
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| ThaGataNegra |
I love you, too! I always have!!
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| ThaGataNegra |
Oh-- I'LL help! Yeh, right--like I'm gonna let you spoil everything!
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| ThaGataNegra |
They're selling US through our music!
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| ThaGataNegra |
Scratch that-- we still po'.
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| ThaGataNegra |
I guess I won't be needing this anymore.
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| ThaGataNegra |
Or TLC with two white chicks... or Hole!
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| ThaGataNegra |
I'd like to see her move her ass--
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| ThaGataNegra |
(laughing) That's perfect....
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| ThaGataNegra |
It's the man with the pizza... the kind that's good to eatzza...
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| 32736 |
Melanie - I want a Big Mac.
Valerie - Mal, you're a vegetarian.
Melanie - I know. But suddenly I want one.
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| 32736 |
Melanie - Wait a minute. They didn't say they were dead...they just said they were missing. So I say we form a search party and hold a bake sale!
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| 32736 |
Don't worry. If you screw up, we'll just put someone else up there. (Laughs wickedly)
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| 32736 |
They're selling stuff through our music. They're selling US through our music. I'm a trend pimp. Well, it STOPS HERE! I'm NOBODY'S pimp!
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No guys its still there....its not the O
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MMM, good Ramen. Who ever thought that one package of Ramen could go three ways?
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| 37772 |
Alexandra: You guys know hes lying. Josie: You know your fly is open..*giggles* Alexandra:You... suck *fake giggle*
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| 37772 |
(Alexandra:)...Nose job (Alexander:) Implants (Alexandra:)Penile...oh!
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Travis:Remember in the What? video I established the (strange face) face? Well everytime you see Marco he's doing the (strange face) face and it's mine. You look at him on TRL, Hi Carson! (strange face), You look at him on the Kid's Choice Awards, This is ours? Thanks! (strange face) And right here on the cover of Seventeen Magazine, Hey little girl, beauty secrets? (strange face)It's my face. (slams magazine) It's my face!
Marco: Hey Travis (strange face) Am I, uh, (strange face)doing your face(strange face) because it's (strange face) such a good face!
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| 10929 |
Gatorade is the new Snapple.
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| 10929 |
Three small words.
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| 10929 |
Pretend to be nice.
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| 10929 |
Spin around.
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| 10929 |
You don't see me.
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| 10929 |
You're a star.
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| 10929 |
I wish you well.
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| 10929 |
money - that's what I want.
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its me wally white ass wally
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ur such stupid bitches fuck u all nerds fuckers estupido come mierda fuck u jodidos
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lets suxck cock my bitches lets go sale our selves for 5 dollars!:P it will be fun so with those five dollars we will buy big macs or buy drugs so we can fuck oursleves to
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