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Original Kings of Comedy, The - 2000 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  I'm gettin some milk and cooooookies (full quote)
11615 GODDDDD DDAMMNNNN! (full quote)
11615 GUY 1: 52 cents on pump one please GUY 2: What the hell are you driven a lawn mower GUY 1: Nevermind stay out of my God damn business (full quote)
  One headlight out. Taaags be alll wroong. (full quote)
GenieChick Some Milk-n-Cookies (full quote)
GenieChick Remember the days of Big Mama.. Big Mama is gone now... Now what's a grandmama 24... great grandmama 36 (full quote)
GenieChick somomabitch (full quote)
  Nigga u aint gonna make it (full quote)
  We don't hope, we wish...We wish a mother fucker would! (full quote)
  i dont know if they let some real bruhs play hockey, like nuk nuk and pojo and dem (full quote)
  HE WAS TEASIN' ME! (full quote)
  WHEN WHITE PEOPLE GO ON BREAK THEY SIT down AT THEY DESK,EAT THEY CHEESE SAMICH,FIFTEEN MINUTES THEY BACK ON THE JOB. BLACK PEOPLE,WHEN WE GO ON BREAK THATS JUST WHAT THE FUCK WE DO, WE BREAK. YOU GOTTA COME LOOK FOR OUR ASS, ANYBODY SEEN JOHNNY? (full quote)
  YOU CAN call ME DELICIOUS. I'M A GROWN ASS MAN. I AIN'T GONNA call NO NOTHER DUDE DELICIUOS (full quote)
38482 WHITE PEOPLE,WHEN THEY GO ON BREAK THEY SIT down AT THEIR DESK,EAT THEY CHEESE SAMICH,FIFTEEN MINUTES THEY BACK ON THE JOB. BLACK PEOPLE,WHEN WE GO ON BREAK THAT'S JUST WHAT THE FUCK WE DO,WE BREAK,YOU GOTTA COME LOOK FOR OUR ASS. ANYBODY SEEN JOHNNY? (full quote)
38482 you can call me delicious...I'm a grown ass man, I ain't gonna call no nother dude delicious!! (full quote)
  Daddy, we got anorexia? No son, Daddy lost his job. (full quote)
  Daddy, my booty itches! That's because it's chock full of shit, son. (full quote)
  Daddy, my booty itches! That's because it's chock full of shit, son. (full quote)
  KID: RAY RAY AINT U GONNA HIDE? RAY-RAY: IM ALREADY HIDING (full quote)
  Sit your punk ass down (full quote)
  I will kick your kids ass (full quote)
  quit cryin, do some pushups or sumtin (full quote)