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Cats & Dogs - 2001 Movie Quotes


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8487 Evil does not wear a BONNET!!!! (full quote)
8487 How about 'Toto-anialation'? (full quote)
8487 From Russia with love. (full quote)
8487 1) Dogs will quiver in fear at the sound of my name!!!! 2) Oh, Mr. Tiiiinkles!!! (full quote)
8487 Attention, employees. This is your employer Mr. Mason. As of now, you are all fired! Do not ask why. You have no one to blame but yourselves. Oh, unless you have a dog, you can blame him. As a matter of fact, give him a kick when you get home! Cats rule! (full quote)
8487 Oh and tell *name* that *name* is back in town. (full quote)
8487 You a stinky kitty! (full quote)
8487 Som of my mom! (full quote)
8487 1) That's why my family didn't love me, Butch! 2) We all have our sob stories. Now he has his. (full quote)
8487 Nyah,nyah,nyah,nyah,nyah! Answer this: How many dogs does it take to ruin all they've worked for? Jut one stupid little puppy! (full quote)
8487 Remember how I used to call you 'lamb chop'? And then you would call me 'liver snap'? (full quote)
  I cannot believe I do this job for half price. And this Tinkles! He is Jerk! He talk too much, and he shed all over. (full quote)
8487 Back from your journey so soon, Scooby-doofus? (full quote)
  1) I want you to stay here. 2) Why? 1) Because I hate you (full quote)
8487 1) I want you to stay here. 2) Why? 1) Because I hate you. 2) HELLLLLPPPPPPP!! help! help! (full quote)
8487 1) I have just one question. 2) Yeah? 1) what's ancient Egypt? (full quote)
10088 I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble. (full quote)
8487 That steamer was bigger than me!! (full quote)
8487 Cold nose! Cold nose! (full quote)
8487 He should take an anger-management class! (full quote)
8487 You fight like a poodle! (full quote)
8487 Don't wet the paper just yet. (full quote)
8487 Please remember to scoop your poop. (full quote)
8487 1) You put up with that boojie-boojie baby talk crap, and for what? For being dumped off with an old lady who can't throw a ball without so much as breaking her hip! 2) So that's it? You're gonna blame my family for something some boy did to you? (full quote)
8487 Darn it, Scottie, don't be scared! I am your rock! (full quote)
8487 This isn't NASCAR, you idiot! (full quote)
8487 How am I supposed to talk deeply when you're driving like a chimpanzee!? (full quote)
8487 Stand still! I need to crush you! (full quote)
8487 It's an experiment gone awry! YOU'RE TURNING BLUE!! (full quote)
8487 And your reward? 16 pounds of montery jack and the continent of Austrailia. (full quote)
8487 1) I'm on to you, kitty. You're in big trouble. 2) I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble. (full quote)
8487 WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SHUT HER UP? (full quote)
  Bad...talking cat! (full quote)
  i kid i kid (full quote)
  1) i want you to stay here 2) why? 3) because i hate you (full quote)
  i think not baby puppy (full quote)
20965 Humans! Quick, retreat with honour! (full quote)
  Humans...quick smell my ass! (full quote)
21788 Is the game afoot? (full quote)
21745 1) I'm leaving you here 2) Why? 3) Because I HATE YOU! (full quote)
22841 Beagle: And the people just forgot? Chinese Crested: Well, you have to remember, they're a very primitive species; they can't sense earthquakes, can't smell fear... heck, they can't even take responsibility for their own farts! [ sheepdog breaks wind ] Chinese Crested: GROSS! Sheepdog: [laughs nervously] GUILTY! (full quote)
  Sophie: Now you can look just like me! Tinkles: No, I think not, Sophie. *upon her shocked reaction* What's the matter, Large Marge? Cat got your tongue? *Upon her other reaction*..Oh no, a talking cat. Scary, isn't it? Sohpie: *falls over in a dead faint* Tinkles: Lock her in the closet!! (full quote)
  (1)one time i read in a comic book!(2)uhh da da da i read in a comic book, U make ME SICK! (full quote)
  1)I cant see! There seems to be a fog. 2) Sam? Its your hair! Blow Up! (full quote)
13284 How am I supposed to gloat gleefully when you're driving like a chimpanzee? (full quote)
23438 Lou: See you puppies later! (full quote)
23438 Butch: What kind of stupid name did the bipeds saddle you with? spot, Fifi, Rover? Lou: Lou. Butch: God forbid. (full quote)
23438 Lou: Stray? Cool, I've never met a Stray. Ivy: Actually, I prefer 'domestically challenged.' (full quote)
23438 Scotty: Loser. Lou: Cat person. (full quote)
23438 Mr. Tinkles: Evil does not wear a bonnet! (full quote)
23438 Mr. Tinkles: Ah, putting a happy face on things, I see. What an interesting philosophy. At what point did you forget that WE ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!? (full quote)
23438 Mr. Tinkles: what's the matter, Large Marge. Cat got you're tongue? Boo! Oh my, a talking cat. Scary, isn't it? (full quote)
23438 Mr. Tinkles: (Pretending to be Mr. Mason) good morning Human guard. Let us in. That is all. (full quote)
23438 Mr. Tinkles: (Pretending to be Mr. Mason) Yes that's me, you're employer Mr. Mason. Not an evil cat bent on taking over the world. Out of my way. (full quote)
23438 Mr. Tinkles: (Pretending to be Mr. Mason) You have no-one to blame but yourselves. Unless of course you have a dog, then you can blame him. In fact, you know what, kick him when you get home. (chuckles) That is all. (full quote)
23438 Mr. Tinkles: I'm sure you're all asking 'How could he possibly spread the allergy to the world?' So, if you open you're World Domination pamphlets to page three, I will show you. (full quote)
23438 Mr. Tinkles: Stand still, I need to crush you. (full quote)
23438 Mrs. Brody: We'll call you 'Lou'- Scotty: -Ser. (full quote)
23438 Lou: I think that if I'm going to be a secret agent, I should have a better name. I was thinking: 'Toto-Anhilliation'. Peek: Nah, he's a pro-wrestler. Sorry that name's taken. (full quote)
23438 Butch With Humans back on top, we just took our natural place at their side. Lou: And the people just forgot? Peek: Well, you have to remember they are a very primitive species. They can't detect earthquakes, can't smell fear. Heck, they can't even take responsibility for their own farts. (full quote)
23438 Mr. Tinkles: I wan't you to stay here. Calico: Why? Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you. (full quote)
10929 Cats rule! (full quote)