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When the beaver offers you a fish...you take the fish.
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| 8034 |
look at me, does it look like i care?!
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| 8034 |
Oh, what am I suppose to do without my cell phone?!
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| 8487 |
I'm OK! The cement broke my fall!
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| 8487 |
1) You'll be world-famous! 2) Bigger than Pooh? 1) They'll be sayin' Winnie-The-Who?
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| 8487 |
1) No cell phone for a week. 2) And what am I supposed to do without my cell phone? 3) So young. So angry. Damn that rap music!
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| 10630 |
Does Gatorade make wine now?
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| 10630 |
That's not dancing, you're advertising.
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What am I supposed to do without my cell phone? - Here's some stamps. Write a letter or something.
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| 10630 |
I already reserved a U-Haul for the day I graduate high school.
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| 10630 |
The beaver sends birthday greetings to your lovely daughter.
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| 10630 |
The beaver don't travel for nobody.
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| 10630 |
This is good news. The beaver likes good news.
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| 10630 |
Do you know what HA spells backwards? AAAHHHH!
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| 10630 |
Is this a bribe? Yes, it's a bribe. It's working.
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| 10630 |
They've got guns, and knives, and pull-out couches.
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| 10630 |
You're not a bear, you're Wayne Newton in a bear suit.
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| 11174 |
Racoon: Hey Doc. These are some nice wheels here what do ya call this thing;Dr.Dollittle: Oh, this is a Mustang; Possum: Hey Doc is there a car named after me; Dr.Dolittle: Naw, I don't think they make a Possum;Possum: WHY NOT!?; Dr.Dolittle: They usually don't make cars named after rodents.
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| 8034 |
Well, do you know what rats spell backward? STAR!!!!!!
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| 12502 |
Bring me a bone. You will bring me ham, lunch meats, cold cuts.
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| 12502 |
Dr. Dre's still the best.
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| 8034 |
hey! check it out! I flip for yo-....oh, pinecone!!
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I will never blend in. I have a broken blender.
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Dr. Dolittle: What are you drinking?
Drunken Monkey: Gatorade!
Dr. Dolittle: Gatorade makes wine now?
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suck my fat nose you fat piece of hose
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these humans, they've got knives, guns, pullout couches. Yea, i've got rabies, icould bite.....but i can only do so much!
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Ain't no fun if the homies can't see none!
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| 20924 |
Oh, don't make me eat you.
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| 6650 |
Rub my butt, rub my butt, came back here rub my butt.
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| 21745 |
Da man offers you a fish...you TAKE the fish.
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doc: be the alpha male! females love the alpha male!
lucky: im gonna die a virgin...
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Give her trash, chicks dig trash!
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Give her trash, chicks dig trash!
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| KoolKatt |
'So young. So angry. Damn that rap music!'
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| KoolKatt |
'What are you drinking?' 'Gatorade!' 'Gatorade makes wine now?'
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| KoolKatt |
'Hey Doc, these are some nice wheels. Here, what do ya call this thing?' 'Oh, this is a Mustang.' 'Hey Doc, is there a car named after me?' 'Naw, I don't think they make a Possum.' 'WHY NOT!?' 'They usually don't make cars named after rodents.'
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| KoolKatt |
'You're not a bear, you're Wayne Newton in a bear suit.'
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| KoolKatt |
'I will never blend in. I have a broken blender.'
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| 30916 |
Doc! Give her some garbage, Chicks like garbage!
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theres a new invention, its called a boat
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i like to take long walks on the beach, sharing slop buckets with that special someone, and oo....the soulful sounds of the backstreet boys
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| 10929 |
Truly.
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