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Freddy Got Fingered - 2001 Movie Quotes


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  dady would u like some sausage (full quote)
7869 My dad does not...finger me! (full quote)
7869 Get inside the animals. (full quote)
7869 Look at me! I'm a sexy boy! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! (full quote)
11104 Get the fuck out of my way! (full quote)
  Daddy would you like some sausage... daddy would you like some sausages... (full quote)
  OK I'm looking for someone with blond hair.Are ya blond?! Are ya blond?! (full quote)
7869 1) Excuse me, but this is a hospital and I'm pregnant. 2) Oh I'm sorry mame I didn't realize you were pregnant. (full quote)
7869 1) Are hospitals always this fun? 2) No, sometimes people die from cancer here. (full quote)
  (1)like a vigialante? (2)YES! YES! Like a vigialante... Like a vigialante rabit. (full quote)
12326 I WANNA BE A FARMER DADDY!!!! (full quote)
12326 Japan four! (full quote)
12326 A. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? B. Why don't you take it and stick it up your bum bum! (full quote)
12326 YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED!!!! (full quote)
  Dad: What the hell are you doing? Gordy: I'm trying to be creative here (starts banging on keyboard) Daddy would you like a sausage, daddy would you like some sausages. (full quote)
  Dad: make me proud son. Gordy: I'll make you proud (starts driving away, and see's people blocking his way) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!! Mom: Our son is finally grown up. Dad: Yep, he's finally grown up, YAHOO!!!! (full quote)
  i think theres something wrong with my brain (full quote)
12476 i think there's something wrong with my brain (full quote)
12573 DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE? DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE? (full quote)
12078 Look! I'm a farmer. Look everyone! I'm a farmer. (full quote)
14356 I see the problem! There's a baby in here! (full quote)
14345 You can't hurt me! Not with my...CHEESE HELMET!!! (full quote)
14345 I'm the backwards man! (full quote)
14773 Daddy would you like some sausage! (full quote)
  1) Gordy, I don't care about jewels. I just wanna suck your cock. 2) Really? Really, Betty? 1) I don't care if you're poor! I just wanna sit at home.......and suck your cock. (full quote)
  I've found the treasure (full quote)
  I've found the treasure! (full quote)
  LOOK AT MY HOOVES! LOOK AT MY HOOVES! HEHEHEHEHEHE!!... (full quote)
16692 I've got the eels! The eels for the uh... for the badger. JAPAN FOUR! (full quote)
  I'm the backwards man, i'm the backwards man, i can walk faster backwards than anyone can! (full quote)
18092 Daddy, would you like some sausage? (full quote)
  Surprise Daddy, we're in Pakistan! I thought we could go sew some soccer balls together! (full quote)
  Dad you saved me from the giant barracuda! But look, I salvaged the treasure! We can live like kings! We can live like kings! (full quote)
  (Whilst wearing suit backwards and dancing asif facing the opposite way) Ba ba ba brr brr brr its the backwards man, I could go back as fast as you can ba ba ba brr brr brr its the backwards man, you cant go back as fast as i can (full quote)
13307 Look at my HOOOOOOVES! (full quote)
  This is crazy!I'm 28 years old and i can't even eat a chicken sandwich! (full quote)
  Freddy: Me and dad have jobs, you should go out and get a job too. Gordy: Ok Freddy, lets just cross ou fingers, I'm gonna get a job today, you know why i'm going to get a jod? Because I got my fingers crossed, I got my fingers crossed, CROSSED, CROSSED. (full quote)
20947 Daddie, would you like a sausage? (full quote)
  Im here with a bag (full quote)
22228 You seem to have a little baby inside your body (full quote)
  You can put the cheese in your bummmmm. (full quote)
  But I can't work all day on these, I have to work at the cheese sandwich factory. Cheese sandwich factory? Oh, that's funny, Gord. No, really, I have to make the cheese sandwiches. (full quote)
  Mom: Why are you moving to Los Angeles to work in a cheese sandwich factory? Gord: Mom, I'm not going to Los Angeles just to work in a cheese sandwich factory, I'm going to be an animator like Charles Shultz! I'm going to be just like Charles Shultz! (full quote)
  Gord: Now, my bus is leaving for Los Angeles, so I'm going to leave...on it. Dad: Son? You're not getting on that bus to go to Los Angeles. Gord: But, you bought me a ticket for this bus to Los Angeles. Mom: That's not all we bought you. (jingles a set of keys and points to a blue LeBaron parked in front of Dad's truck.) Dad: Go ahead, hop in! You're drivin'! Gord: Wow...it's a LeBaron! Dad: You bet your ass, it's a LeBaron! Good car! Gord: Yeah, good car. It says #1 Son on the license plate. It's me! I'm the #1 Son! Freddy: What about me, mom? Mom: Well, you're #1 Son, too. Gord: (shaking the keys slightly) Because they love me more than they love you. Freddy: NO, no they don't! Gord: I don't see your LeBaron. Where's your LeBaron, Freddy? I only see one. Are there...are there two LeBarons? I don't see two LeBarons. Where's your LeBaron, Freddy? Where's your LeBaron, Freddy? I only see one LeBaron, Freddy. Do you see two LeBarons? I don't see two LeBarons. Are there two LeBarons? Freddy: Shut up! (full quote)
  Gord: Now, my bus is leaving for Los Angeles, so I'm going to leave...on it. Dad: Son? You're not getting on that bus to go to Los Angeles. Gord: But, you bought me a ticket for this bus to Los Angeles. Mom: That's not all we bought you. (jingles a set of keys and points to a blue LeBaron parked in front of Dad's truck.) Dad: Go ahead, hop in! You're drivin'! Gord: Wow...it's a LeBaron! Dad: You bet your ass, it's a LeBaron! Good car! Gord: Yeah, good car. It says #1 Son on the license plate. It's me! I'm the #1 Son! Freddy: What about me, mom? Mom: Well, you're #1 Son, too. Gord: (shaking the keys slightly) Because they love me more than they love you. Freddy: NO, no they don't! Gord: I don't see your LeBaron. Where's your LeBaron, Freddy? I only see one. Are there...are there two LeBarons? I don't see two LeBarons. Where's your LeBaron, Freddy? Where's your LeBaron, Freddy? I only see one LeBaron, Freddy. Do you see two LeBarons? I don't see two LeBarons. Are there two LeBarons? Freddy: Shut up! (full quote)
  I hope I get a jobbie, Freddy, I got my fingers crossed. I hope I get a jobbie, Freddy, I got my fingers crossed. I got my fingers crossed. crossed. crossed? crossed. crossed? Cros.......st (full quote)
  hi i'm x-ray cat. i have super powers. i can see through wooden doors, wooden doors. (full quote)
  then the beavers came and the beaver started yelling at the other beaver. the beaver started yelling at the other beaver!! ha ha ha ha ha! (full quote)
  I found the burried treasure daddy. thats not a burried treasure its soap on a rop goddamnit! (full quote)
  I found the burried treasure daddy. thats not a burried treasure its soap on a rop goddamnit! (full quote)
  Come on, Gord! Come over here and fuck me! Fuck your daddy fuck your daddy fuck your daddy. Don't ya wanna fuck me?? (full quote)
  Come on, Freddy, wish me luck. Come on, cross your fingers with me, Freddy. Yeah Freddy. I hope I get a JOBBY FREDDY I got my FINGERS CROSSED. I hope I get a JOBBY FREDDY I got my FINGERS CROSSED! CROSSED. CROSSED! CRO- (Freddy leaves and slams the door) ...(long pause)...SSED. (full quote)
  He's a real character, he's a real character! -Gordon Brody (full quote)
  A WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP DAD B YOU TELLING ME TO SHUT UP (full quote)
  he's a 28 year old man and he can eat a CHICKEN SANDWICH! (full quote)
  Get inside the animal! (full quote)
  Come on freddy fingers crossed... Thats it.... fingers crossed... Lets hope i get a jobbie, A JOBBIE freeDY A JOBBIE!!! Fingers crossed.. CROSSED? Crossed.... (full quote)
  No, I aint got a problem with your legs. You got the problem with your legs...either that or you just lazy. (full quote)
  Like a vigilante, like a vigilante, he's like a vigilante, ...... uhh Cat. (full quote)
  You wanna play in the big leagues, you gotta work on this 24 hours a day son you gotta give it weeks and weeks and weeks and months and months and months and years. (full quote)
  uhh its ok im here with the bag, the the bag for the a deals, for the badger, for the badger. (full quote)
  He did love linda, you know I think its wonderful when two people love one another, even though there is a chance that one of those two people will die a gruesum horrible death that doesnt make me fear love, im not afraid of love. Can I be your boyfriend? (full quote)
  its not a treasure its a soap on a rope (full quote)
  its not a treasure its a soap on a rope (full quote)
  tom- excuse me are u david? woman- im a woman! tom- i didnt ask what sex u are i just wanna find david! (full quote)
  Shashi! (full quote)
  This is a fancy restaurant! A fancy restaurant! (full quote)
  its smudged but i can faintly make out the words 'boss' (full quote)
  Cross your fingers freddy and hope i get a job,[gord] What? [Freddy] I want you to cross your fingers and hope i get a job come on freddy Crossed...fingers Crossed Freddy lets hope i get a job freddy (full quote)
  I'm with the bag... (full quote)
  uh...i'm here with the bag... (full quote)
  Dad: (Turns off hot water at pipe)Cold enough for ya son!?! (Kicks open door to bathroom, then flushes toilet & mutters -) Don't tell me you're so stupid you can't tell the difference between hot 'n cold! (Slides open shower door revealing 'Gordy' in full SCUBA gear in shower) Gordy: (Mumbled with reg/SCUBA mouthpiece in mouth)I'm mmmm mmm mmmm. Dad: What the hell are you doing!?! Gordy: (Spits mouthpiece out and says-)I'm under water!...Look! I found a Treasure! (Holding up the soap) Dad: That's not a treasure that's soap-on-a-rope! Gordy:Shhhhh!...I'm pretending it's a treasure! [Dad says to get out of SCUBA gear & pulls Gordy out of shower breaking glass slide screen in process. 'Treasure' is dropped in toilet - or 'underwater cave' and Gordy sticks his head in 2 get it, gets pulled out by Dad & thanks him for saving him from the giant barracuda. & says -) we still have the treasure! ...we could live like kings!....WE COULD LIVE LIKE KINGS!. Dad:Get outta my SCUBA gear,clean up this mess and go and find yourself a job!.....Ya Retard!! Definately a memorable scene!!!!! (full quote)
  bye bye daddy, bye bye daddy. im going to get a jobby! (full quote)
  this is little timmy from the office (full quote)
  we can sew soccer balls together (full quote)
  um,excuse me.i'm not paying you to watch tv (full quote)
  its smudged.i can really only make out BOSS (full quote)
  (1)are you dave davidson? (2)I'm a woman! (1)okay, did i ask what sex you were? (2)no.. (1) well, did i ask if you were dave davidson? (full quote)
  (1)are you dave davidson? (2)I'm a woman! (1)okay, did i ask what sex you were? (2)no.. (1) well, did i ask if you were dave davidson? (full quote)
  i told you to wire the money to Geneva last week! I say Geneva.. YOU HEAR HELSINKI?!?!? (full quote)
  They're jewels, Betty, and they're all for you. (full quote)
  Don't touch my shoulder ok... (full quote)
  i'd be a lot better if you'd smack my legs with this bamboo... (full quote)
  what'RE YOU DOING TO THAT HORSE!!!? (full quote)
  I'm trying to be creative...now if you'll excuse me, i still have some work to do...(bangs keyboard and sausages on strings start moving furiously, he sings) daddy would you like some sausage? daddy would you like some SAU-SA-GES! (full quote)
  Gord: Fuck you, Dad. Jim: Fuck me? Gord: Yeah, fuck you! Jim: Do you want to fuck me? Gord: What? Jim: Do you really want to fuck me? All right, Gord (drops his pants). Get your ass over here and fuck me. Just stick it right in there. (full quote)
  i see the problem here. There seems to be a little baby INSIDE your BODY! (full quote)
  Can i really have cake daddy??? (full quote)
  Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages? (full quote)
  JAPAN FOURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Awwww, little Lord Forntleroy's belly hurts cos ther's too much roast beef in it. (full quote)
  I just wanna eat a chicken sandwich. (full quote)
  If your gonna submit a quote at least make it right you dumb fucks! Wow! You gotta feel pretty stupid to submit a quote thats wrong! (full quote)
  Gordy: Look Daddy were in Pakistan, we can swe soccer balls together! (full quote)
  African American Greek Myth Zebras in America (full quote)
  African American Greek Myth (full quote)
  Would you like a piece of cake danny? Im I really allowed to have a piece of cake Daddy? Sure, It's your Birthday son. (full quote)
  listen to my hooves, cloppity clopp. (full quote)
  Well what do u do? investments...investments like stocks. as in dow jones, nasdaq (full quote)
  Gord: Hear that dad? you're gonna paaayy! Dad: why you little prick... Gord: He's a molester, a chhiiiilllldddd molester!! (full quote)
  GORD: Can I be you're boyfriend? I love you. DREW BARRYmore: What?! A woman is dead! LINDA is DEAD! GORD: I'm sorry I'm sorry I thought we could grieve together over the dead Linda, over the dead woman. DREW: FUCK OFF YOU SKINNY LOSERRRR! GORD: But I.... DREW: ARRRRGHHHHH!!! (full quote)
  im backward stan the backwards man i can walk faster backwards than aanyone con (full quote)
  i have hooooves, look at my hoooves (full quote)
  Get The Fuck Out of The Way! (full quote)
  (Gord Running Through Metal Detector as its beeping) security Guard: oh not again Gord: Japan Four! (full quote)
  This is a fancy restaurant! This is a fancy restaurant! (full quote)
  I'M TALKING ABOUT 40 MILLION FUCKING DEUTSCH MARKS!!!! (full quote)
  It's Ok, I'm with the bag. (full quote)
  it's ok, i'm with the bag! (full quote)
  Yes, yes! It's like a greek myth, its like a greek myth, except African.... African-American Greek Myth... (full quote)
  and then the beavers came...and the beaver was yelling at the other beaver...he said, you stupid beaver!! (full quote)
10929 I got to be me. (full quote)
VandalsPunker656 You have to get inside the animal, Gord (full quote)
VandalsPunker656 I'm sexy! I'm Sexy! Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Ding Dong! (full quote)
Team_Segita uhh its ok im here with the bag, the the bag for the a deals, for the badger, for the badger. (full quote)
Team_Segita He did love linda, you know I think its wonderful when two people love one another, even though there is a chance that one of those two people will die a gruesum horrible death that doesnt make me fear love, im not afraid of love. Can I be your boyfriend? (full quote)
Team_Segita Like a vigilante, like a vigilante, he's like a vigilante, ...... uhh Cat. (full quote)
Team_Segita You wanna play in the big leagues, you gotta work on this 24 hours a day son you gotta give it weeks and weeks and weeks and months and months and months and years. (full quote)
jAcKaL No, dont rub on Mr.Lee (full quote)
31403 i dont want to write my own quote, i want to see other quotes people have written, except this site is done so badly, u dont know what to do (full quote)
  so i shouldn't blow teh brains out of the back of my skull (full quote)
  (after being hit by truck) Uhh..Uhh. i didn't expect that to happen..haa (full quote)
  mike fiztgeralds son's a nuclear physicist and my son CAN EAT A CHICKENNNN...(throws chicken sandwich) (full quote)
  uhh..I have sensitive knees >.< (full quote)
  The backwords man the backwords man, i can walk just as fast as you can. (full quote)
  The treasure! Oh no we lost the debloooms!!!! (full quote)
  No, I just want to go home and suck your cock. (full quote)
  No!! I WANT TO EAT A CHICKEN SANDWICH!!!! (full quote)
  1.Fuck you dad. 2.Fuck me?! 1.FUCK YOU! 2.Okay! (full quote)
  i hope i get a jobby i got my fingers crossed crossed crossed cross-----t (full quote)
  GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROAD! (full quote)
  look daddy we are in pakastan, lets go sew some soccerballs together (full quote)
10929 Japan four. (full quote)
48990 Daddy would you like some sausage? (full quote)